₦airaland Forum

agaugust:
About 90% of black South African men are ugly.
Reason why all South African women prefer Nigerian men's spërms for genetic reconstruction and cross fertilization
.

lol.kai!,naija is mouthed.
The zulu king's nostrils are larger than his eyeballs,if that is how all south african men nostrils look like,then its a miracle that we have oxygen left on earth.

Patchesagain:
British Petrolium
And you have levelled threats of nationalization at multiple other companies.

Only British Petroleum?,i was expecting you to mention at least 5,and then pause gasping for breath as you launch further to narrate the unfair ordeal which foreign companies go through in naija.Instead what do i see,a few lines of feeble assumptions.
Do you know the circumstance surrounding BP's nationalization?

Patchesagain:
No, he is the King of the Zulu's. Its as simple as that. South Africa does not have a King.
No, Spaza's are a drain on the economy for the reasons I pointed out:
1. They drain capital out of our economy
2. They are not taxed, either through VAT or the profits of the owners (so its a double loss)

What about the millions of SA citizens who patronize spazas on a daily basis?,people who cant afford the alternate expensive malls.What about small and medium businesses that employ southies?.
An automechanic complex belonging to a Nigerian was burnt down,the complex contained 22 automobiles along with numerous heavy machines,spare parts and engines,all worth millions of rands.isnt that destructive?,are you telling me that that the mechanical complex wasnt contributing to SA's socio-economic welfare?

Patchesagain:
Lol no

You nationalize companies which out compete your incompetant local companies

How many foreign companies have we nationalized?.List the foreign companies which we have so far nationalized.

Patchesagain:
He is not our "king"
He is a king
Foreigners and their spaza shops contribute nothing to the society and are infact a drain on the economy as they send money to their home countries and their profits are not taxed.

Zulu is an ethnic majority in SA,therefore,the zulu 'king' is your king.
Spazas support the socio economic welfare of SA citizens,small businesses are what serves the daily needs and services of south africans,creating alternatives to expensive malls which a vast majority cannot afford.

stillchris:
you forgot GTB and zenith. owned by Nigerians.

these south africans are just a lazy bunch. even of foreigners decide to leave, who will fill their positions? the dumb spear wielding zulus? that's the reason the country keeps sliding down yearly in the first place.

the mozambiqan man that was stabbed in the heart the other day couldn't get treatment on time because most pf the doctors in the hospital they took him to are foreigners who were scared to show up at work.

Disgusting people indeed,so shortsighted,they dont realise the consequences of sending all foreigners{and their businesses} away.have you seen their 'king'?,he is uglier than grilled potato.

All SA companies all have Nigerian competition:
MTN - GLO
STANBIC - FIRST BANK OF NIGERIA,GTB,ZENITH BANK and dozens of others
KFC - Mr biggs,chicken republique,CaptainCook,Tantalizers,and a host of others
Shoprite - park 'n' shop,dunes,sahad,212
DSTV- Continental Satellite Limited{CONSAT},African cable television{ACTV}

Patchesagain:
And yet South African companies are ra.ping your economy

Nope,All SA companies all have Nigerian competition:
MTN - GLO

Patchesagain:
Yes, nothing boosts investor confidence like the thought that your government will steal their investments
Good job Nigeria!

Every investor knows not to disobey the rules and guidelines of the host country.
South african companies have been disobeying simple market stipulations for years now,but we always let them off the hook because of our robust ties with SA.
If we nationalise MTN,investors will understand that we did it in favour of our national interests and it would also send a strong message that misbehaving in the country would attract severe consequences,thereby,bringing investors who are overzealous in making profits to line.
Moreover,Nigeria is one of the biggest and most attractive market in the world,nothing short of armageddon can discourage foreign investors from pouring in like hungry bees.afterall,when Former President Obasanjo nationalized the then British petroleum and named it African petroleum,nothing happened,heaven didnt fall down.

mzilakazi:
You cannot nationalise what you don't have,that's a simple economics 101. Is either you kick them out and they go with whatever assert they have in Nigeria. It is from there you will have to establish your own company which you will have to nationalise.However,Jobs will be lost and the economy will be severely affected.

come now,surely you dont believe that we will ever let MTN flee Nigeria with bulging pockets after they siphoned billions of dollar through tyrannical market monopoly?.
When MTN first entered into the Nigerian market,they sold a SIM card for N37,000,until GLO{and later: Etisalat,Airtel,Starcomms,Visafone,and Nitel} fielded a stiff competition and they were forced to reduce the price to the current N100 per SIM.tell me,isnt that wickedness?,calculate the difference between N37000 and N100,it is N36900!,MTN recovered its starting capital in under 4 months of operation!.
We can and will nationalise MTN in its entirety if we want to.its simple economics.

@THIZA....lol,who is talking about closing down MTN?,we are talking about nationalizing it!.
MTN made a tragic PR blunder when they threw empty threats at their largest customer base-Nigeria.We have GLOBACOMS and NITEL has been recently privatized,so as of today,Nigeria has two indigenous telecom giants ready to swallow up MTN.By nationalizing MTN,no job will be lost.

iconize:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oj4eGhsiP-Q
South African xenophobia gang leader speaks.
Y'all Bantustans are in deep shyte.

lol oo...@'Bantustans'.Bunch of xenophobic motherfvckers.
Its really sad 'cos the Bantu people migrated from south east Nigeria in the 2000 BC,downward towards south africa all through the 1000 BC-500 AD.Today,they dont even recognise their roots anymore.

jln115:
What? English bro!

Thats Nigerian English mate.

Nigeria

mzilakazi:
Is this some kind of a joke?
Boko Haram warns South Africa to stop xenophobia.
http://mobile.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/NewsArchive/artikel.php?ID=355046

Bobo,you better urge your government to stop the xenophobic terrorism currently going on.If not,BH is gonna send your military running in circles around mandela's statue,and you are gonna need Nigerian military Counter Terrorism intervention within 2 month to save SA from becoming a gaint failed state.
As you can see,even shekau was outraged by xenophobic attacks and immediately converted to a civil right activist.
Change is indeed in the air.

MikeCZAR:
LMAO
Nigerian soldiers were defeated by cows.

MUMU!!!!,Nigerian soldiers werent defeated in that assault,they repelled the attack.The word I used was "assaulted",not "defeated".You jumped into conclusion just like i expected you to do,typical zulu intellectual malady!.
Moreover,the BH 'cattle strategy' was quite ingenious,even the most radical military strategist wouldnt have expected such a crazy stunt.

MikeCZAR:
Yes, and unicorns.

Well I dunno,Boko Haram once assaulted an heavily guarded town using herds of cattle as automated infantry and force booster,so it wont be too far fetched for Uganda to invade SA using a flock of unicorns...followed by heavy strafing from SU-30 strikecrafts..hehehehe,you will think that God is extending yellow brushes from heaven and painting your country red.

MikeCZAR:
Fantasies!

OK,but if it rains fire in pretoria,dont say i didnt warn you.

lezz:
seems like them southies are on pap break..

more like they went to research and rehearse more lies to tell....

Nigerian pilots discuss before taking off to mali

Back in 2013

mzilakazi:
Damn!! this man does not look anything like a soldier.

how else do you want a soldier to look like?,decorated with pink ribbons and a necklace made out of chicken bones?

MikeCZAR:
They have 6 SU-30s the rest are just rubb..ish. Their sukhoi are still inferior.

6 SU-30s are enough to wreak your mismatched fleet of rusted gripens and obsolete hawks that in dire need of basic spare parts,they will turn your combat fleet into a colourful fireball of wreakage and disaster.
Dont forget that the Ugandans are still ordering for more russian combat jets.

iconize:
To the petty-minded goons, a man who fights for his family - is a superhuman.

Seriously,I cant see anything special mandela ever did,expect riding a bicycle and getting thrown into jail.May God forgive me,but that is my undiluted opinion of the matter.

MikeCZAR:
when it rains in SADC other regions must get their umbrellas.
Uganda is nothing. JUST NOTHING!
No west Africa isn't as united as SADC, which is about get its African standby brigade ready.

SADC?,what the hell is SADC?,who even recognises SADC?,infact,if SADC collapses today,Africa will not even blink,what is the impact of the SADC on the continent?
Yes,Uganda has more potent combat jets than SA.there goes your "military might",into the sewers.

mzilakazi:
The francophones and the anglophones in west Africa are united? That's not true.

Yes,the francophone nations in west africa are properly contained,and they cooperate fully with the former anglophone countries.Infact,we will soon have:
*A regional currency{the ECO}
*A regional joint naval base in Nigeria
*A regional agency for intelligence services and anti-corruption{like the Nigerian EFCC}..etc...
Can the SADC try to replicate any of that?
Cameroon and Chad arent west african countries.

Lezzlie:
Chief Evarn, how's it going? my twin pointed you out to me earlier. i had used his moniker here last year ..

Indeed,I saw your double,lol,when i saw his moniker,it looked familiar.
lol,that guy is as ferocious in cyber-bullying as you are,he was busy whipping southies like a pharaoh whipping his warhorse.
One leslie was enough headache for southies,but now there are two leslies..hehehehe..may God shield us all from the coming apocalypse!.

MikeCZAR:
Even without an active foreign policy South Africa is a powerful country and needed on the continent.
You wouldn't wanna push and make it hostile to you. Don't poke a hornet's nest cause you think you might ran away.
SADC wouldn't support that excluding Malawi.
Other regional blocks aren't united and are weak.

First of all,there is no such thing as foreign policy.
Second,West africa is the most united and prosperous African region that boasts countries like Nigeria,Ghana,Senegal and Cape verdes.
Thirdly,No matter how militarily strong you believe yourself to be,you cannot fight a continent,lol,how many fighter jets do you have?,my man,Uganda has more than that.
Lastly,SADC will support sanctions on SA if killings of their citizens continue for too long.

MikeCZAR:
Colonialism was a global endemic then.

Nope,colonialism was an AFRICAN ENDEMIC

MikeCZAR:
Look at reaction Zimbabwe, Namibia, Tanzania, Zambia, Angola etc governments.
The current Malawi gov isn't so friendly to SA, after it seems this president attempted to seize power after his brother the former president died without the armed forces supported he failed.
He fired the chief of stuff when he came to power, cancelled weapons purchase projects with SA.
The thing is you'll never ignore SA's presence on the continent,Malawi needs SA than we need them.
It will never get there.

Other SADC Government are currenly silent because non of their citizens are yet to be harmed,already Zimbabwe has lamblasted the south african government and citizens for propagating and supporting the ongoing violence
Botswana has blockaded all major roads leading to and from SA
Mozambique has condemned the attacks and is poised to evacuate its citizens should violence continue
Malawi already flew off the handle.
Tanzania,Namibia and Angola are still observing the situation.

MikeCZAR:
Are black people the same?
They're BH roaming around and just ki.ling each other?
Stop stereotyping.

BH is religious,moreover,they believe in a cause,what is the white man's cause for looting Africa?
NB: BH doesnt apply in this issue,islamic terrorism is a global endemic.

MikeCZAR:
Blame colonialists not white people.

morphie,white people are all the same,greedy people seeking to plunder and exploit where they didnt sow.what is the difference between "colonialists" and "white"?,arent the colonialists white?