Fgbread:
You just uttered a great truth, my Man.

Well, money doesn't mean anything to me. I've made a lot of money, but I want to enjoy life and not stress myself building my bank account. I give lots away and live simply, mostly out of a suitcase in hotels. We all know that good health is much more important.

hmmmmm

Headline

All of dem follow all of dem deserve am

make dem go settle dia differencies

IamD18:
She transferred her aggression on that mistress because she has been longing to sleep with her friend's husband.

So she couldn't bear to see another woman do that before her. Reason she took it personal.

Women don't fight in vain.

Twisted testimony. Nigerians and sense

Is she old? yes she is.

I no even chuckle cef

Illegal to read news paper in the middle of the road. Ok

With acid H2SO4 or water H2O i can see the similarities









in other words the special one was indeed special just like Sir Feggy

If you hear haters u go run.
Common fine u know fine.


Me fine pass this one shaaa

dachilino:
A Nigerian lady who reacted to the recent feminism campaign, stated that it is an abbreviation of female stupidity and those behind it won't get equal at the end of the day. According to the Nigerian lady who stated that feminism is an abbreviation of female stupidity, women behind the campaign should split their pregnancy into halves and give the man his share since they are equal. She wrote;


https://unclesuru.com/2019/03/25/feminism-is-an-abbreviation-of-female-stupidity-nigerian-lady/

who asked her

goan get useful

Shut up

Yawns lemme go and eat

News

Them life

That is why they crash lubish

Ade001ng:
Barbaric

the first thing that came to my mind

You have been duped, i pray you recover ya money.






This is 9ja no friend in th jungle

LiveByNight:

Yes ooo

Drill for gold abeg

Since they can't have sense

E get one wey call me.now I nor answer because I dey with another one for wuse 2 here I go discharge this one by 8pm.another one dey come.for.over night wey I go drop on my way to work tomorrow

ok sir all na for ur head

After success na sucide
ok

MistadeRegal:
Is he still alive?

ha u no see "later died" in the post

My grandfather would know but he is dead




BTW lemme dig my compound its vry ancestral

This guy wowo biko

[b][/b] God dey

Ok

super story....


politics in Christianity. I am a Pentecostal and the only celebration that my church recognises is *Easter*.

single

seen

Dotwillis1:
[/i]Most Ladies if not all, are guilty of some of these habits shortlisted below.

Tho I aint one of em female bashers crew buh I just decided to create a counter thread to this [i] https://www.nairaland.com/3209587/10-bad-habits-guys-find

1. Bathroom Habit

Seeing panties and bra of different colour hanging on the wall of public bathrooms aint no new thing. A lady will be so deep in thoughts of the nice Bleep she had with her bf while bathing, and she will forget she actually entered the bathroom with pants on. My thoughts . Then you enter and see display of shrink pants and bra for sale

Even some of em who are used to washing after taking their bath, still enjoy the habit of leaving it to dry inside their bathing bowl without spreading.

2. Bedroom Habit

The fear of going to the toilet at mid-night, or the reluctant feeling to walk has caused our ladies to adopt the use of an empty custard container or paint container as their mini urine depot. And they won't get up in time to quickly get rid of the chocking smell conc acidic liquid.

Sometimes back, I went to a lady's room very early in the morning, to retrieve the caculator I lent her. The bad odour that oozed out from a paint container at the right corner of the entrance, greeted me goodmorning buh my legs responded quickly with a reversed gear. I almost puke.

3. Excess Make up

The way some ladies apply foundation powder this days, you start to wonder if Gabriel will be able to recognize them when distributing blessings.

Whenever you see a lady on an heavy make up, nigga don't get captivated. Listen to that still voice behind it saying 'this is not my real face oo' . Then move your eye censor down to the feet and witness the state of its maltreatment. They spend time practicing fine art on their face buh to sponge their leg is a problem

4. Typing Habit

And this is so annoying, ladies abrivi8 evri posibu wrds .. even the word ' abbreviation ' wasn't abbreviated. What the heck is ''nvm, idk, cmb, fn,I ''huh. The funny one is kk', why not just type 'ok' no be 2 letter word?

They type as if some alphabets on their keyboard got missing!

That was how I was on chat with a young lady this morning, and I was like; hello, a lovely morning to you ..she responded with Gm' ... Ok, 'How was your night? .... Fn' sucks! I felt like punching my phone screen and wishing it'd meet her.

5. Gossiping

Gossip and ladies are synonymous

Its in their blood


FEEL FREE TO ADD YOURS

Op no2 is OD out of order

I awaits their arrival

observing from a corner

RIPEnglish:
This is to told us that he have been long he are being in the game. Nice

HungerBAD:
Jesukristikwiifatherrrrr

(Jesus Christ no dey Kill Reverend father)

. lwkmd