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Nigerfine2:
You take classes for that . The classes are in stages.
I just know but have not intended to be one at anytime.

trapQ:
See them making baseless assumptions with zero facts.

born2nyash:
We have been infiltrated

born2nyash:
Fool. The same mistake was done the second time why was it not retaken?

killsmith:
France go beat us like say we thief memory card.

Psittacus:
“It’s unfortunate that people like you see hard working women like this and call them ugly. without any consideration for other appeal. If all that appeals to you is sexual. Just get a room in a strip club !

Hedonini:
Unfortunately, good things don't last.

MissRaine69:
You then find yourself , closing the laptop, putting your head in your hands and then wondering how many brain cells have you murdered reading all that.

shilenji:
i don't know why people find PHYSICS the simplest science subject hard, i pass physics without reading

izzou:

Nigeria was playing India and the rule of that particular game was if Nigeria could score just 1, Nigeria wins(whoever created such useless rule)

India was leading Nigeria with 99 goals. When they(the Indians) want to score, the ball turns to a lion and our goal keeper runs for his life. Then they score with ease

But Okwaraji(of Blessed memory) summoned courage. Took the ball, was about to take a shot. Ball turned into a big stone. He didn't mind. Kicked the stone with his last breath. Ball(Stone) entered the net, Nigeria wins, Okwaraji dies.

This is the version I heard as a kid


Continue to rest on Samuel Sochukwuma Okwaraji
Hahahaha...I tot I was the only one that heard that tale







And Ohhh, India got banned from playing football after the match(I forgot this part)

lilmax:
why are we still seeing these people?

haren't you guys tired of their crap?

Kobicove:
He'll knack you too if you cross his path

Topmaike007:
James Bond the real Toto fuccker

Treasuredlove:
Imagine someone with such mindset conducting an interview...na real was
But the guy should have just shut up sha...staying professional in all interviews is key, which one is "you smell nice" again? Is it an air freshener company? Are they testing his sense of smell? Shior

Olalekank:
How did you see it?

BillGoldberg:
Please do not pay any stuppid tithe neither should you buy any stuppid Keke. Keke Business is almost saturated and you will be harassed on a daily by touts and passengers!

You have some options now. Two of the answers are already here.

First and foremost, why not open a lesson centre from the money you have already? You can even teach adults as per adult education. You can also teach a large number of your school pupils as per afternoon lessons.

Go and learn barbing in your area ASAP! Relocate to a low cost city like Onitsha or Ibadan and open a Salon! With a Salon, you have solved two problems. Housing and Salary because you will also be sleeping there. That means that rent is off the case. Wake up early morning and baff somewhere. Find a way to shitt and also feed. It mustn't be Onitsha. Lagos is ok too. But why I didn't mention it is because unless you have someone or a relative in Lagos... You may suffer accommodation issues! I swear.

Another great option is to learn driving ASAP! Find someone to teach you expert driving because the cities you will be driving in requires such. Also start processin drivers licence immediately if you dont have one! When you are done learning, come to Naira land here and request for a car. Pray to God to find a good partner who may also give you temporary accomodation in Lagos! Sign up on Uber and Taxify and start driving! You will be seeing your daily feeding money at least! Thats it.

The third option is for you to start clothes business with some money you saved. Mind you, don't invest all. Come to Onitsha with like 80-100k. Buy cheap okirika clothes and start selling in schools around you! With the said amount above, You can buy clothes that will fill 7-8 Onions bags. You can also buy cheap party china wears. From your description, you seem to stay in an area not too developed. So I guess, they wont know the difference. Carry your clothes around and sell in schools, universities and colleges of educations. Also go around school hostels shouting "Things For Sell". It pays a lot.


Fifth and Final option is use some part of the money and buy a laptop if you don't have one already. Start Yahoo Yahoo! It maybe long before you pick but if Satan is on your side, a good maga will change your story forever. I don't want to say God because God does not like evil! Am just being realistic bro.

But never ever go for masters! Its useless. There is little or no white collar job in Nigeria now. The few available ones either pay peanuts or the high paying ones need connection to get! Don't learn any useless computer skills! You may remain hungry Don't become a Keke driver! You will suffer! Think big and become big!

yemi15:
Oh God! Welcome to Nigeria lol