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Jobs/VacanciesRe: N-power: You Cannot Do Biometrics Without Writing The Test by evy800(f): 12:29pm On Aug 06, 2021
inoki247:
Hope say all diz N Power applicants no go get high blood pressure las las...


Cos derr problem no dey finish....
Lol...I swear

Or worse government will come tomorrow and say their application has been rejected...anyone trading with Nigerian government should be ready for one of both heart attack or disappointment.
FoodRe: Food Items I Bought With 78K - Man Shares Shocking Pictures by evy800(f): 8:19pm On Aug 04, 2021
All I can say is he's a relative of Linus Mbah
EventsRe: Scots Couple Wed, Ditch Clothes And Invite Island Goat As Only Guest by evy800(f): 8:09pm On Aug 04, 2021
I like the impulsiveness of the wedding but I'd feel really embarrassed showing these to my kids in the future grin
CareerRe: What Skill Can I Learn With N20,000 by evy800(f): 11:37pm On Jul 28, 2021
Ifysams:
I will teach you graphic design using adobe photoshop for 2 months and also give you a good job.
Contact ifixdigital Academy
O7O65680406.
Please I am willing to learn too
CareerRe: What Skill Can I Learn With N20,000 by evy800(f): 10:58pm On Jul 28, 2021
Hightser:
I’m actually begging people to come and learn product design from me for free but they are not coming, well, if you are interested in learning product design, UI/UX just send me a mail on formyserious@gmail.com
Please I am interested
PoliticsRe: Sound Sultan Was Kind, Lived An Exemplary Life – Buhari by evy800(f): 2:32pm On Jul 12, 2021
Never mind the knowledge that everyone will die it still feels surreal when death strikes especially close home...

Your music was in a class of its own

Sleep on brother
#naijaninja
SportsRe: Italy vs England: Euro 2020 Final (3 - 2) On Penalties On 11th July 2021 by evy800(f): 9:48pm On Jul 11, 2021
Italy just dey chop yellow card upandan grin
CelebritiesRe: Share Your Favourite Sound Sultan's Line⁣ by evy800(f): 5:05pm On Jul 11, 2021
I prefer to live like a lion in a jungle than to live like a dog in a city
SportsRe: England Vs Denmark: EURO 2020 Semi-Finals 2 - 1 (Live) by evy800(f): 8:34pm On Jul 07, 2021
Tabletuner:
How did that guy play that ball?
That goal has to be studied i swear
PoliticsRe: Buhari: Nigerians Love Me, That’s Why I’m Paying Them Back by evy800(f): 9:15am On Jun 18, 2021
He's clearly not reading the news grin
HealthRe: Help! My Younger Brother Is Going Mad by evy800(f): 7:22pm On May 08, 2021
GodWrites:
If you're looking for a fix, I doubt if you can afford it. Every heard of gene editing?

Ever heard of crisper? This is a latest technology that allow scientists to edit the genes of babies.

If it were in your case, the only solution will be to genetically edit future offsprings.

This technology is not even approved yet, due to ethical reasons. But China doesn't care, and they have already started producing super solders.

That this, solders that are stronger, faster, more smarter, and even more handsome.

Perhaps the days of incredible Hulk will soon be upon us.

As for your brothers, the solution would have been Neurolink, a tiny chip currently being developed by Elon Musk.

With Neurolink implanted in the brain of your younger brothers, the device will be able to interact with their brain and subsequently stop their mental disorder.

This tech is also going to be helpful to patients with depression, paralysis, anxiety, blindness addiction, etc.

You know the bonus? With the chip, one can control electronic devices without touching them, like your smartphone.

Sadly, this tech is in development. But its progress is always on news, follow! There is YouTube, Twitter, search 'Neurolink.'

For now, I don't think there is a better option if not continue using the drugs you already have and hope that one day, these technologies will become available.

Lastly, your brothers are not mad. They are just seeing things you normally wouldn't see, unless you take LSDs, Shrooms, DMT, etc.

Perhaps you can take them, and experience what it means for them to disconnect from this reality. They are torn between a strange reality, different from ours.

Imagine seeing eyes all over your room. Imagine seeing hands around you, trying to grab you.. Ever see a shadow stalk you? You can't see his face but he's there, and there are signs everywhere.

Your brother's disorder is the worst disorder anyone can have. Those with bipolar, acute depression, PTSD, BDD, borderline, and multiple personality disorders can at least live a normal life with adherence to their drugs.

But not someone who is trapped in the civil war, where all he hears is gunshots and bombings. Sometimes they can swear they saw a tank ram through their bedroom.

The human brain is a mystery, and also a fascinating mechanism. Try to study it, and you'll know what solutions are viable to you.

Woe to you, that you have to carry this burden. I can only but send you hope, light, and more favors.

Ps: don't waste your money on Native Doctors, Pastors, or Imams. You're too educated for that.

The people who will help you most are psychologists, neurologists, and psychotherapists.

Put your social media account to use, and join groups related to these fields.

Study to show thyself approve!
This was educative, mild and sympathetic
Learn..people...learn
Christianity EtcRe: A Pastor Said I Was A Witch Because Of My Big Eyeballs During Deliverance - Lady by evy800(f): 8:33pm On Apr 16, 2021
Kobojunkiee:
Please try to get yourself help for whatever it is you are dealing with there, abeg!. undecided
LOL


TO THINK I TOT I'V HEARD IT ALL
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Did You Come About Your Nairaland Moniker? by evy800(f): 3:26pm On Mar 27, 2021
lkillbrokehoes:
No be palliative I dey see so for your profile? grin
Palliative Kwa? grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Did You Come About Your Nairaland Moniker? by evy800(f): 7:16pm On Mar 26, 2021
slyfoxxjoe:
I just wanted to call myself Sly because I’m smooth like that but it was taken. I tried ‘Sly fox’ taken too I tried ‘sly foxx’ Taken as well till I tried Slyfoxxjoe and it was available.

I don’t even know what the hell slyfoxxjoe means.
Na ur own be my own....lol
BusinessRe: Is Lagos A Good Place To Build A Refinery Like Dangote Refinery? by evy800(f): 7:13am On Mar 22, 2021
I'm learning here

A very insightful discussion
PoliticsRe: Parents Of Kidnapped Jangebe, Zamfara Students Slump, Vandalise School - Teacher by evy800(f): 1:25pm On Feb 26, 2021
My question is why is the government very effective in providing security against unarmed protester but become suddenly handicapped when it involves the lives of children entrusted in their care.
CelebritiesRe: South African Comedian, Trevor Noah Set To Host 2021 Grammys by evy800(f): 11:32am On Jan 17, 2021
Intelligent, humble and funny
He deserves every bit of recognition he's getting
PoliticsRe: Buhari: It Makes No Sense For Oil To Be Cheaper In Nigeria Than Saudi Arabia by evy800(f): 10:29am On Oct 01, 2020
What's the sense of complaining when we are afraid to speak up against this oppressive govt.

We like it like that else we will hit the streets and ask for better standard of living

Or was it not here somebody call 4 mass protest and some were saying he is a politician seeking his own interest...

We are a docile people so lets adjust to the ill treatment and stop bitchin about what we have no intention to correct cool
PoliticsRe: FG Asks All Account Holders In Financial Institutions To Re-Register Despite BVN by evy800(f): 10:10am On Sep 18, 2020
ugochukwufrenzy:
who get that strength to go and queue for bank,,ordinary to see customer care dis period na wahala,,useless FG,thunder fire buhari left blokos
Please how can like this twice
RomanceRe: We Met In 2017 On Nairaland And In July,2020 We Got Married by evy800(f): 10:12am On Jul 23, 2020
Congratulovia!!!
TravelRe: Dead Tolulope Arotile: Throwback Video Of Nigeria’s Combat Helicopter Pilot by evy800(f): 12:31pm On Jul 15, 2020
Heavensent01:
something like this makes me believe in spiritual. her death is obviously not natural


as in a pilot will not follow precaution and guideline of moving a car with her sitbelt and gone just like that

I might be wrong buh i find it hard to believe she just died in a car crash within the army base like seriously with all that speed limits in the base?

Again it doesn't add up


I doubt if that family can be psychologically alright in few years. this is so sad
PoliticsRe: NDDC Interim Management Fails To Explain N143bn Budget Shortfall by evy800(f): 12:10pm On Jul 15, 2020
Government officials stealing with reckless abandon and a charade for a probe will be held for our benefit at the end they will be declared innocent...

Let them continue angry
TravelRe: Dead Tolulope Arotile: Throwback Video Of Nigeria’s Combat Helicopter Pilot by evy800(f): 12:03pm On Jul 15, 2020
Something isn't right about the nature of her death... I feel the authority aren't entirely honest about the cause of her death



I suspect foul play
PoliticsRe: Roland Ewubare Resigns As NNPC Chief Operating Officer by evy800(f): 9:03am On Jul 04, 2020
otokx:
Did he resign and retire to Urhobo land?
Help me ask him angry... Tribalism making grown men women talk trash
HealthRe: HELP: How Do I Manage Bleeding Hemorrhoids? by evy800(f): 9:33pm On Jun 17, 2020
Jehovah thank u for good health




OP i can't begin to imagine the excruciating pain u are going through... I pray you find solace soon
CareerRe: Nigeria To Disengage 500,000 N-power Beneficiaries ‘soon’ by evy800(f): 3:22pm On May 28, 2020
Okoroawusa:
Let some other people enjoy...

There are private school teachers earning less than 30k a month.
You call earning 30k a month enjoyment?
CelebritiesRe: Igbos And Suzan Ade Coker Of Rant HQ Clash On Facebook by evy800(f): 9:33am On May 18, 2020
In the words of Culture


Tribal war can't solve the problem
Tribal war can't solve it at all
Tribal war can't solve the problem
Tribal war can't solve it at all


PEACE PEOPLE... PEACE smiley
Nairaland GeneralRe: Have You Ever Had A Near Death Experience? by evy800(f): 4:48pm On May 09, 2020
UyaiIncomparabl:
I'm not a man.
Oh... apologies
That was one funny shit tho
Nairaland GeneralRe: Have You Ever Had A Near Death Experience? by evy800(f): 4:38pm On May 09, 2020
UyaiIncomparabl:
Yes. In 2006.

I had a severe headache and went into a trance. I can't remember for how long I blacked out, but the feeling of the after-life "was" peaceful. Everything on the other side seemed amplified, from the colours of the flowers, to the waters that flowed through. Saw a multitude of people going here and there, for what exactly? I couldn't and cannot still tell. These humans were different, more like demi-gods. They had great speed and were minding their damn business, and there I was staring with a forlorn look with shivers running down my spine. I looked different. My entire body was white, with a transparent look. I couldn't even feel my body. I felt so light. I had never seen anything strange in my existence. The ethereal body is amazing.

Of a truth, I didn't want to leave, the tranquility was incomparable. I felt something strong-like a rope-pull draw me back into consciousness. I jolted back, and all I saw were loved ones looking teary-eyed expecting my come-back. It was emotional. Leave religion, focus on elevating your spiritual man. You'll do exploits, get wisdom and be more discerning.

If I ever have to be given a chance to relive that moment, I'll give up anything and everything I have to experience it. Nostalgic, ye. smiley


Did you enjoy my story? Well I did, too but it NEVER happened.

Thanks for the rapt attention. wink
Mad man grin
RomanceRe: What Has Love Made You Do That Annoys You Anytime You Remember? by evy800(f): 10:25am On May 07, 2020
Stevecreativex:
Me if I remember I use to smile and swear for her with my smile smiley
She's grace, fondly called Gracey, I met this werey when I was serving at Abuja 2014, But with the way we met seems like God wanted us together.

She works where I did my PPA, The first day we met I was working on some files and she was kinda asking her colleague who Steve is when she walked up to my desk, she called my name I looked up and she lost it like I could remember we both lost at each other for like 60 seconds before the lady sitting beside me called her name loud( that one don grab watin dey sup)

To cut the past lost story short.. we started talking we exchange contact and weeks later we started dating... Later she came over to the apartment whey I rented, I could tell her reaction she does not like the place (it single room thou )

Months later our relationship became so close that people started noticing in the office, exactly August they paidsalary and to my surprise, as we were going home together she gave me her August salary asked me to add some few bucks to it I should move out of the one-room apartment am staying saying she doesn't want me sharing toilet and bathroom...

Like I was wow. To be very honest that night I was so happy to the extent I had to cut all my spouse contact off and focus on only her... Like that night I vowed not to cheat on her ever...

So I finished my NYSC in Abuja and luckily my PDTF scholarship application was successful I was preparing to move over to Greece for my masters...

I and Gracey parted ways but we still dating, we call each other text each other... Months later I started sending money to grace for our building project, all the money I sent was around £125,500+ (54,233,804.62 nairas)

During this process, grace sends me pictures of the land she brought and how the construction is going on.....

To round up this painful crab cry only for me to come back home to meet my wife, married with a kid...

I arrested her and all she could say was "she thought I was just joking with her" that she never thought I still love her... Out of 54m, she could only recover 2.5m...

I was hospitalized for two weeks then... I sort I almost died the shock and trauma almost killed me... But thank God later I just have to return to Greece and start all over again... But what she did then is still the reason why am single today...

The truth sef is I insult any Nigerian girls I see in Greece... Nigerian girls in Greece are all lonely so anyone of then that comes across Nigeria guys is always waiting to be loved but I can't stop hating them...

The trauma still lives.. sad embarassed
Does this even make sense u were cheated on by Grace so therefore all Nigerian girls are trash have u dated all Nigerian girls?
PhonesRe: Which Data Plan Are You Using On This Lockdown? by evy800(f): 10:31am On Apr 09, 2020
WalkerMichael:
Airtel are scam. I stopped using them weeks ago.

I now use Glo, 1,500naira sub gives me as much as 8-9gb. + did I mention the huge call bonus I was given too? Glo just needs to work more on their Internet. They offer the best data plan in Nigeria.
What's the code

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