₦airaland Forum

BigBen23:
Leele! You better start now to know your origin. you are neither any of them... ye ye ye. Open mouth waaaaa the talk rubbish

Come Elekpokwodu by big Tree. Na there I dy the wait you

please, will i cook osuofia head with mama g’s vagina lubrication and a big pit of jollof rice made with goofball and pit bull meat now yes, kita, kita. u surely must answer me oo

hassan4:
Ikwerre is Igbo. :-XStop deceiving yourself. An Igbo clan that eminated from Nkwerre in Imo State. You speak Igbo, bear Igbo names, oberve Igbo culture and deny your identity cos of political divide.

pls, nkwerre people are lovely but besides name similarity what have they really got to do with ikwerre, those sweet loving afang in nkwerre totof bingo

alizma:
Thanks very much my good landlord, you are doing well Sir.

ta! der is no such thing as a good landlord okay!!!!

ehn, is ikwerre people cooking the abacha as well now, and how about der fried rice? is that on par with dat of other tribes of naija, like say d Calabar, yoruba and igbo, because I know those three tribes are wicked good in d cooking for some satin tings and I tink I had a nice ikwere stew a couple of times but never any more dan dat why are they so reserved in showing off their food and themselves while hating the igbo who would have them tomorrow morning now

Gajagojo:
That is how you would like it to be

I am certain you have never done any research into the matter. You just want it to be so because that will be more comfortable in your stomach

What is Igbo by tribe?
Have Igbo people ever claimed one ancestor?
Or one source or one origin for you to designate anyone as Igbo by tribe?

You don't even know Igbo history and you want to talk for others

The only thing that has succeeded in unifying Igbos is the Biafra war.
Many people never called themselves Igbo before the creation of Nigeria

A lot of you make the ignorant mistake that speaking same or similar language makes you one people of common ancestry. Simple truth is if Nigeria was not created by now they likely would be speaking Igbo in Calabar and you would say they are Igbo
This is wrong just like with Hausa language, it is a lingua franca. Lingua franca but Aros Are of very different origin from Nnewi and Ngwa have no connection with Onitsha in terms of origin

pls, what is difference between Calabar and igbo jollof rice, erm okazi soup and ofe akwu now?

Shigishege2:
dey play

em dey play wetin, please

pls, does anyone no if dere is difference between d way ikwerre vs. Igbo or your Uba oruba now will be cookin the distin, em jollof rice, how about abacha Do ikwerre get good pepper soup like other sout sout and den de ibgos

pls can auntie having the sex with me

em probz and tedbone ikah shaaa u 2 r people that I want to cook a lot of jollof rice for, erm do I get shaki or Fanta or will u wash it down with chicken blood now u wan now make sacrifices to the gods of laudate, is that right? wait first, what kind of a jerk does that??!

RedboneSmith:
Literally all of the Western World. They have created the most tolerant and accommodating societies the world has ever seen. They take in refugees. They take in economic migrants in the millions. They grant them citizenship. They allow them run for the highest offices in the land. And they don't make noise about how the immigrants must show gratitude. They don't feel threatened and use violence to stop immigrants from voting because they are afraid of who and how the immigrants will vote. When an Adewale or a Rajesh or a Chinedu or an Amina wants to run for mayor, they don't tell them to go and be mayor in Biafra or Bombay or Odùduwà Republic.

Racism/tribalism and intolerance is of course not completely dead in the West, but more than any other society in the world, they have gone farthest in ameliorating it.

erm, redbone which kain jollof rice will I cook for u nowv , is it the one that has lamb bone and ogiri in it, hor do I know add ketchup or mayonnaise or is it the one with goat meat and this small small distin, eh he em chicken gizzard with Uyo man foot ok

Probz:
I don’t dislike Yorubas (not that certain of their traits don’t annoy the hell out of me) and I’m not even tribalistic like that. It’s just a fact that Yoruba people have a limited range of a certain type of culinary class (and what they do cook well is often marred with too-much oil and pepper) so it’s hard to regard them too highly when it comes to overall cooking. Ondo, Ekiti and certain parts of Osun (maybe) do the soups/ofe-equivalent soup thing a bit better (and between them there might-well even be some pepper soup thrown in for good measure) and Ondo really has quite a beautiful range of stuff (from asun to one of their chief cities’ take on okro-soup) but in a more broadly-generalised sense Yoruba people are good at cooking three things and three things only: anything to do with rice, beans (including akara and maybe moi-moi) and parties (owambe/S.W.-inspired wedding menus and whatnot are quite dope, and so’s asaro; efos aren’t ever too bad) and save-for what’s irrefutably Yoruba from that list those foods aren’t really even theirs. Other than the pocketful of communities on the Eastern borderline-periphery who can string-together a pot of egusi without breaking egg-yolks (who even does that?) and don’t treat amala like it’s holy manna their soups and foods like that just aren’t good at all. Igbos and south-southerners have a much better/sturdier overall range and style of cooking.

Ayamase-lite stews are amazing too obviously but they’re not lost under the rubric of rice, which is why I haven’t listed them separately. And they’re not even generalised Yoruba dishes, not originally (nor is ewa-agoyin, which is also pretty nice).

The ideal concretised conceptualisation of moi-moi (which is rather a complex culinary concept) between both southern majorities at-least is most-accurate when it’s cooked by Awka/Nsukka/Enugu-Ezike women, Igbos residing in Britain and young-to-middle-aged women (or clever bachelors) from a certain certain parts of Yorubaland (bleached palm oil, duck fat and nchaunwu can play a certain profitable role in the cooking of mai-mai, by the way). There’s not much fundamental difference other-than the fact that Igbos tend to add more crayfish (or be more likely to add it at-all, even) and less red pepper.

Igbos generally have the most refined well-known way of making and eating beans in Nigeria so moi-moi is the only staple between them that Yorubas (the ones who even sabi-cook elele) can do at least just as well. Yoruba akara and Igbo akara are exactly the same (other than the fact that the Yoruba, of course, will add more flaming oil for no reason).

And look, my love-life is none of your business. Do you get what I’m saying to you there?

Are we done?

ok lovely answer hun but what are the some things you find irritating about the yoruba?

ee him na rotten man s

what scent leaf doing for inside pot of egusi

aa no oo

candygist:
No be lie, especially akwa ibom and calabar.
I went to stay with my grand mom for 3 month in my village at akwa ibom. When i came back to lagos, even my mom was shocked when she saw me. I was looking fresh and chubby with my skin shining.

I was eaten fresh vegitables straight from the farm, snails in my soup whenever it rains heavily and steady fish. No place like South south

which tribe in Nigeria cook better plc

Allisgud:
If u won born twins,u want make ur sperm thickcome get pepper as u dey drop am for the kongo she go dey shout he peppe me just take this for cold weather with big stout

oo pls i want my wife and i to bear twins, do I take this ukodo with extra yam and tonic wine

kaludestiny10:
Okay and thank you.

tank im 4 wetin, werin, idigan okosjo igbo

Please I’d like to know which meat gives the best-tasting stock for stew and jollof rice

moreover is it not only anambra igbos who eat ofe akwu? ndi Imo no dey chop am na, it’s an Anambra/delta Igbo delicacy

what’s the difference between Yoruba and Igbo jollof specifically - colour, taste, and texture-wise?

Cherez:
Kai
Can't you just be sensible for once?
I'm Ogbo and I love Gbegiri Wella
Infact I can pour it in my water bottle & suck on it all day
Yoruba make the best stews & rolly jollof rice in Nigeria

What’s the difference between Igbo stew/jollof and Yoruba own?

And the worst?

RedboneSmith:
If this is trolling, you're not even doing it right. You're just being weird.

just answer me two questions and then I’ll leave you alone ok

a.) do Igbo and south south men ever wear half shimi underneath their wrappers

b) what is the difference between Igbo and Yoruba jollof rice and which one is better

Answer me and i will leave you alone

Answer me ooo

RedboneSmith:
If this is trolling, you're not even doing it right. You're just being weird.

just answer me two questions and then I’ll leave you alone ok

a.) do Igbo and south south men ever wear half shimi underneath their wrappers

b) what is the difference between Igbo and Yoruba jollof rice and which one is better

Answer me and i will leave you alone

ukerifinomeneba RedboneSmith I will like to cook you smoky hot osi ited jollof rice an bring it to ahaba and leave with you ok There enough meat and drink in the two other coolers ok, do I get you vodka or gin for afters?

RedboneSmith:
The king in Ubulu-Uku is NOT of Edo blood. There are many kings in Anioma that are of Edo blood, but the Obi of Ubulu-Uku is NOT one of them.

Yes, Ubulu-Uku and every other kingdom in Anioma has been influenced by Benin. But being influenced by Benin, and coming from Benin are not the same thing. The Obi of Ubulu-Uku and the Obi of Ogwashi-Uku are some of the prominent obis of Anioma that do not claim Edo origin.

Note that there are people and quarters in both towns that trace their ancestry to Benin, but not the royal line. The royal line of the in Ubulu-Uku came from Afor, while that of Ogwashi-Uku came from Nri in the east.

ok oo ubuluku baba ukeri oo

Probz:
If the wrapper’s masculine then so’s the non-bifurcated underwear worn underneath it. It’s no big deal so long as you know how to tie a wrapper properly.

ok oo

MelesZenawi:
if at that what u shown me isn't an underwear but blouse.


in that case, why should a man wear an underwear...it left left for women so ka fa si ebe ahu na ekulu ume ( so that they can be taking breeze from there)

it’s underwear not a blouse. it hangs from the waist

MelesZenawi:
if at that Igbos is more of wrapper tied round the waist..

I don't know for others....the undrwear having a knot makes it non feasible


not okay by me

not sure you know the meaning of underwear. This is something designed to be worn underneath the wrapper, not as outwear or as a substitute for the wrapper

you wear it as underwear underneath the wrapper

MelesZenawi:
Lol

guy wrapper is far more better than this blouse...

this is underwear