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marylandcakes:
How can you put baked beans and eggs in Jollof rice? I have lived with ibos and I have never known them to cook Jollof rice that way.

dont you know about jollof rice and boiled egg How did the Igbos you know cook jollof rice then

onyenze123:
1. We don't pour oil too much

2. Youruba no Sabi use okporoko cook am (This one Na the real jellof )

explain to me the spices we put that Yoruba don't, you know that classic party rice not local okporoko concoction

mzjaney:
What are you saying?


kids will always be kids.. especially wen they are less than 6years old.

Just wait until you start having ur own children.

yes oo

onyenze123:
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Ibo jollof

ok and what characterises yoruba and Igbo jollof, why is Igbo one tastier ??

ewa26:
PLEASE, what is d difference between d ibo and Yoruba version of jollof rice, someone shud kindly explain d difference to me and not be posting ewedu ewedu. how will auntie ijeoma prepare her own jellof compared to auntie funke's?

pls will someone answer me

bigfrancis21:
Please name a few of these communities?

hon can you name all the varieties of one pot rice dishes we have in iboland and different jollof rice dishes

TheUmbra:
I'm not here to diss you, I'm here to give a psycho-analytical report on your behaviour on this forum so far. So we may title this official reports as:

LAUDATE MEDICAL FACT SHEET:

LAUDATE is male patient with the following medical diagnosis:

ASPERGER'S SYNDROME: The said patient have serious trouble with his communicative skills with a sustained ineptitude in social interaction.


PSYCHOSIS: The said patient has been observed and confirmed with mental dysfunction that rendered him incapable of shame. Also having cognitive impairments regarding sound judgement.

TARDIVE DYSKINESIA: Affecting said patient with a visible impulse of repetition. Under gruesome pressure from Dr Shroud, our patient was consistently repeating the same post over and over again.


COGNITIVE REDUNDANCY: The patient has impaired cognitive vibrancy with inability to respond appropriately to intellectual stimulus or provocations.


COGNITIVE DISSONANCE: The patient has exhibited sustained signs of hypocrisy; with inconsistency in what he portrays and what he does.


OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER: The patient, Mr Laudate displayed sustained suicidal tendencies of continuous reply to Dr Shroud's gruesome tests despite suffering severe shellacking.


MAN-CHILD SYNDROME: Though Mr Laudate gave his age as 45, tests conducted with specimen from his bone and saliva put his age somewhere between mid to late 50. The tests were neccitated by the disparities between the patients outlook and intellectual expectations. Under severe pressure from our in-house NeuroTherapist, Dr Shroud, the patient yielded by exhibiting emotional immaturity asymmetrical to his age.


In conclusion, we are compelled to inform the public that the patient is very likely to rewrite this factshit to smeer and blackmail the team of doctors that have been working exceptionally hard at treating his numerous neuro-cognitive disorders. The public is by this publication advised to approach Mr Laudate with extreme caution or avoid him all together.

Signed:

TheUmbra
Lead NeuroTherapist

hun wat Asperger's syndrome

Shroud:
No arguments o. I just dey flog am small-small.


I know those insults to your parents hurt you to the bones. Believe me, I seldom spew parental insults except when I meet an uncommon low-breed like you . In such cases, I let the parents get their due honourary mentions for doing a good job by burdening the world with their unique inability and irresponsibility in fathering a child properly.

I understood you live in self-denial. From denying your own posts and statements here , it only proves you're simply using Nairaland as the gateway from your life of unproductivity, loneliness and mediocrity.

I have not only out-cussed you, I have out-fact you as well by showing tequílah whom you want readers to believe sided with you has actually flagged you off to the mods for mentioning his name like a demented psychoneurotic.

You also claimed you're having fun with me and I debunked that publishing your posts where you were lamenting that you couldn't ignore such brutal cusses from me.

Of course anyone who doesn't side with you has a mental disorder. Such a bad loser like Nigeria politicians who lack the skills for elections and are poor in accepting defeat.

I am mentally ill but your last posts had you taking the pain to explain to me why you have been in Nairaland for eleven (11) years in order for the world not to see you as the Nairaland mono-maniacial addict who is overly fixated on living his failed dreams on the internet.

Old man, you're a failure and even if you remain here for the next eleven years, you can never rewrite your bleak existence on the pages of Nairaland. You're doomed like MMM victims.

If you're not so financially and mentally sterile,your kids would have grown and met you here as our domiciled Nairaland grandpa trying to remedy the stupidity of his life in Nairaland.

You're the middle-aged, frustrated , under-achieving failure who employs the internet as a tool of escapism from his life of shattered dreams!

or will I make you ibo jollof rice

marylandcakes:
I don't think there is anything like ibo or Yoruba Jollof rice. It is called Nigerian Jollof rice

well yes technically but I was told that there is a subtle differences in the way both tribes cook their jollof rice, that the style of mama Nkechi from aba will be different from that of iya basira from Ibadan

laudate:
I told you earlier, how on earth can anyone be pained by the pathetic antics of a psychopath like you, who is well known to be suffering from deep seated mental problems?? You sef, check am nah. If a mad man on the street calls a sane man crazy names, wouldn't onlookers feel sorry for that mad man and make jest of him, just like I have been doing over your remarks till now? If you were in the shoes of the onlookers, would you be upset and challenge him to a verbal duel?

Anyone with a discerning mind can recognise the difference between foul and polite language, which was why I called you out earlier. That other chap also did the same thing to you, and even reported you to the mods! Now you are seeing it as a sign of pain? Chai! You are so out of tune with reality. Your mental problems are far more serious than I thought. Are you sure you have taken your meds today?

Now, please don't ruin our fun. Kindly throw some more tantrums, roll on the floor, wail in despair then launch additional negative rants and vile epithets, all over this thread. You can only be used as sport. We are waiting!

hon I'll make you sweet Igbo jollof rice if you calm down ok

shroud I will make you oily Yoruba jollof rice if you stop arguing with laudate ok

Spazwik:
lol, its just to entice your taste buds

ok oo

drunkpunk:
Yeah. Sounds easy but Yoruba always comes out better

well I heard Igbo cook much better overall, that Yoruba don't have good food

samyfreshsmooth:
lmao

oh i see

but no be me na,,,,,,,,,,,,,,na all these ajebo girls o..............me i be correct indomie and spaghetti man o..........

No dulling or forming

hian!! Is it ofe mmanu or correct onye Igbo, wetin u dey

drunkpunk:
Igbo own too dey formal. Yoruba own get attitude n swag

ok and what spices do yoruba put compared to us is it not the same tatashe, maggi, derica and curry

samyfreshsmooth:
you love potato sha (both fried, boiled, mashed, baked, roast, prepared with sauce, dried and smoked potatoes).........

Issoraite........

instead of to be roasting boiling frying and pounding yam and serving with egusi fish stew and ata dindin you're doing ajebo with potato, not even sweet potato that we have in Nigeria

gustav25:
you talking to me ?

yes, you and only you Fool

samyfreshsmooth:
shuoooooh
dude no offense but ermmm i dont understand o

well instead of to be toking pounded yam and egusi you dey here doing mashed potato and gravy Why does everyone want to form oyibo nowadays for Nairaland food section, I'm very concerned about the lack of traditional food in this tred

samyfreshsmooth:
you love potato sha (both fried, boiled, mashed, baked, roast, prepared with sauce, dried and smoked potatoes).........

Issoraite........

ndi oyibo have ruined this forum!! won't you cook pounded yam in place of Dustin, me naxnef potato mashed potato plz eat dat about

Probz:
Yoruba rice is more oily and peppery and Igbo women are more likely to put crayfish and vegetables. Happy?

why must ibo women always put d crayfish and vegetable and what type of vegetable will they be putting

pls, what is the difference between igbo and yooruba jollof rice? what's the difference in preparation and who cooks it better

jagugu88li:
Dinner for ....leftover for lunch

onye ajebo

drunkpunk:
I'm not gonna be tribalistic here. I'd give it to the yorubas. Damn!!!! Them sabi abeg!

what the difference

AHCB:
Thanks, my good man. Was thinking of ordering another one, but ordered another bottle of Heineken instead. Lol.

Beer stand as substitute for food.

instead of to take am with d traditional palmy wussy fooling

agadez007:
Senegal

tnx bro, right as for agidi-Eko I no no the difference oo except we also eat agidi jollof which I think is not common with ndi ofe mmanu. But d white agidi/Eko I think is the same, I guess Yoruba one is a bit softer because their pounded yam and fufu is softer than ours too, they like solids to be softer