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Na lie jor

FriedPlantain:
how much credit do you want and for which network?

Rogers $550/month I'm on contract

Blood of Jesus ..my eyes my eyes

FriedPlantain:
chai, olodo

gimme some credit here

Motolank:
I have enough pennies..keep that dear

Very well then ... NL Sugar daddies , where hath thous ??

Motolank:
Ewuro ... It means awon okunrin tio wulo...
Pls dont make me laugh am serious oo

awon to wulo gan n turn simultaneously si eyi tio wulo. Your life is how you make it.

Aburo ma ti give up yet jor.. Sugar daddy will use and dump you albeit will completely take care of your financial needs but in the end you'll be back to square one. Fact.

#Myonepenny

dahmie2013:
If u can save 10k every month, den no prob.

I think so too.

norbert101:
m available

Yimu

Motolank:
Dear nairalanders,
I dont want you guy to see this as one of those post..its from the bottom of my heart.
I want a very very rich man who doesnt have a wife to marry.. Am tired of these boys who just want a wife who they will put in cage & ruin her destiny ...
No ritualist ooo, i beg?


No be joke oo

Hmmm... No wonder

Can you please explain the bolded for me?

The thread is already gone south

@OP.. I have no comment except this comment I just commented .

Itulah:
Mama die, papa follow after. Could it be what am thinking?

Go get a JOB.

RIP Pa Okoye

Money


OP go get a JOB

Def a must for girls.

You'll def be called in and get a write-up for that if the leaked info's confidentiality is not very cogent else you're prone to immediate dismissal.

Read the company's 'Privacy Act' under policies & procedures and see for yourself.

Unauthorized Lookrey is crime bro..just minimize or close the window if you're tempted.

I'll def Fire you.

Gosh I have a lot of work to do

These modern kids fit drive person to the woods.... Your mom wont lead you into pit, listen to your parents dude and stop being paranoid.

Gosh

Damiso, you're right they have no issues with non yorubas, my dad will say 'shebi omo Yoruba niwo' when you start forming western , I must kneel for my mil when they're present or will hear my history my brother once brought a Hausa lady and see them all ( with dad) speaking and laughing in Hausa sef, she didn't kneel oh

aisha2:
Imagine you as a yoruba babe self lol. My sisters will kneel, bow and prostrate even wash his sibblings clothes then come to complain later

That's taking it up a notch . I just don't get it but won't badmouth them either coz some families are just too canterkarous to live with.

iyabodeh:
Hello! Hello!!! Aloha everyone!!
And aunty ewuro4 is back!!!!! Hehehehe! Na basketball things... tall sexy black men.... argggg!!!!!

I'm back oh ... Great season so far

How are you sweetie it's nice to see you.

Kneeling is customary in Yoruba culture especially when you're Yoruba. My MIL doesn't give a damn about it coz she's wasn't raised in Nigeria but cant say the same for others.Its an act of showing respect before elders.

my kids were taught to kneel before elders and she liked it so far esp their funny Yoruba accent ; adupe ma

Kneeling for some random young family members because I want a ring on it is a no no .. Orisha bo le gbemi , fimisile boshe bami mehn. I won't dab into what I'm not able to keep up with.

I mostly pray standing throughout during my Moslem days sef my laziness no get part two I swear.

aisha2:
As much as I understand that people are different I find that not sweating the small stuff makes life easier and marriage sweeter.
When you worry about meat and fish, who touched your pot, who carried your child, who said what about you, who looked at you " one kind" you will spend 70 percent of your life time angry and bitter and not even enjoy the beautiful gifts of life like freedom, a sane mind, an honest laugh.

No one is perfect, am not and neither is my mother in law hence she expects mistakes and I expect mistakes from her and we both learn from each other.

Modern mother in laws I notice no get time self. My mother in law and I same town yet to see her na waec she is very very busy still works and I tease her that she may end up doing e- omugwo lol. Even between twins there will always be friction Just understand that both of you are not perfect and always try to communicate clclearly and honestly and not through third parties who will add maggi and sugar

I agree.. Very true.

Good night jare.

aisha2:
Women are different sha, some mother in laws hold on to the old ways of doing things while some are progressive. God knows the kind of person I am and so blessed me with a mother in law who am so similar too in a lot of ways. I never had to pretend and never will, when I cant do something I say sorry mummy I don't like this idea, matter ends.

Abeg it's because you're good to her jare. These women were once in our shoes and see through us.. Of course we have disagreements too but a simple I'm sorry ends it (sometimes she just shakes her head and laughs it off sef.. coz I've moved on, I swear I don't want to miss out on any good service she has to offer )

but boohoo our other sisters will start praying for death over their mother in laws.. And God is greater than them let the MIL be mountain of fire prayer warrior gen gen you go hear am

Aisha2.. My dear I can't even carry my own mothers bag not to talk of another person. I can't pretend oh. What you see is what you get. I need every help I can get whenever they visit. Who has time to be counting meat or fish in the pot? ( I heard people do that) Do I even have time to cook proper sef? She calls me and ask what we feel like eating on my way from work.

I'm way too busy to be picky... I really don't care who takes what as long as nobody gets hurt abeg I don't have strength for senseless fight & pauperish bickering. When I have my own parents that won't even take no for an answer .., they dictate what they want and how they want it so why should I question other parents motives

My MIL cooks , cleans, fix my kids hair, fold my laundry, she lets me sleeps whenever I'm pooped out and cooks for me. Does my hair, vacuums, scolds hubby in my favour to mention few.

And she's not illiterate , nor a home bred. I'm very good to her with ZERO common misconception that abound. these old folks mostly see through us and read our intentions. They tend to pull back when we leave our guards up especially those kitchen commandants DILs with too many house rules


My home is free for all.. She cooks, eats, drives as she pleases and I do same whenever I visit.

The Golden Rule: Do unto others ...

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Oga no vex abeg. Please follow through with your fasting, don't let the Devil have his way in your family.

I reserve my comment for your wife. It is well.

Whoop! Gasol against Lakers.. Noah, Rose, muah! 11secs and Yes BULLS won! one point game..

What! It's a tie OT .. Aghh

Second OT .. J Hill drops it in

Free throws by Chicago .. Dunked them in!

LA ball..from downtown .. No, Free throws LA ( Clarkson) .. All in..

Time out Chicago

***
This gasol guy always blowing his palms.. dem go call am juju for Naija..back to the game .. LA free throws .. All in... I can smell the win LA
14.1 6point game LA.. Free throws again LA

All Done! ( 9game losing streak! Broken at last! )

LA WINS ( I'm loving LA's new point guard)

Phew! gotta watch my Nigerian movie now.

Cheerio & good night from ma hood.

Abduletudaye:
Then how old are you na??

25

Go get a JOB

People should please please speak for themselves alone ..

alutacontinua:
You never do biology?
dem no teach you something about recessive and dominant?
that 2 short people can actually have a tall child?
must you create a thread?

What are the odds per % ? besides OP is not only about the height.

OP's right jare.. Let's call a spade what it is.

God forgive me

baby124:

Like seriously.. I'm grossly pissed. And to think she's here with the aim to trash ijebu folks is even more annoying.

They should be renamed "Dangerous Estate Friends" Cool husbands eating Efo riro dey go I don't pity their mommas ..foolish people lapapo

baby124:
A lot of holy holy church people are very wicked and pretentious. The way they judge, tell lies and attack other women prettier than them is testament. A lot of them are in church every night because of great issues like depression, terrible marriages and mental illness. The biggest devils are right there in church. Some with the mission of hooking big fishes and tithe givers. . While armed robbers (the men) are also there to scope out potential victims or scam victims. Plenty professional beggars too in the church.

Gosh