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what are they protecting?

OP Jospeh Yobo? or another Yobo

Bounce back and check else were. She is not for you.

In that case i should equally be awarded GCON and not OON, because i employed thousands of Nigeria.

Yes ofcourse, i have one already OON   . If they offer me more i will gladly accept.

wtf??

After his death

kasiem:
Aregbesola: for too much slapping and head butting.
Amosun: for carrying agberos and[b] hoodlums[/b] everywhere.
Orji: for turning his office into beer parlour with his son being the main customer.
Oshiomole:for turning his office to a brothel.
P.s they might be good, but they have unexecutive and uncivilized characters in office. U can add your own

Very funny, are all this real??

Mr Ibu

Nice collection here.

Damn Op this is real Autonov1, hope the autonove2 will be driving in all direction. wait a minut are you comparing the two invention or what?? I laugh in AUTHONOV1

Oya the floor is open, Yoruba and Igbo, while is the tread very low

Great move, Keshi will carry you along. One love

Kx:
The rich also fall sick.

I hope all his money keep him alive forever.

No they don't fell sick, but always scared to die, because hell fire awaits them

This is good,

In as much they BOMB the whole North no problem. I only pitty those SE,SS SW that still cling to that desert states. BOKO HARAM

standard chartered bank, their service excellent.

@OP it all depend all individual luck. But your topic and explanation is quiet different.

Is called Nigeria Airwast

modnd3:
[img]http://2.bp..com/-ah9Ev6fvRb8/Trl9YojozhI/AAAAAAAAA6E/y9i8jvA6g30/s1600/Nigerian+Airways.jpg[/img]

Nigeria Airways Ltd., more commonly known as Nigeria Airways, is a defunct Nigerian airline.

The company was founded in 1958 after the dissolution of West African Airways Corporation. It was wholly owned by the Government of Nigeria, and served as the country's flag carrier.

The airline was managed by a number of foreign companies, including British Airways, KLM and South African Airways

Read more here >> http://www.unclenaira.com/2011/11/nigeria-airways-or-nigeria-airwaste.html

Only if that country called Nigeria exist before 2015.

Voted, you will make it,

Money is meant to spend, GOD punish poverty. Investment or no INVESTMENT 6 feet says it all

Very sad story indeed, from my own point of view, you are making the situation worst for her. Bellow is my reasons.
1, You relocated from her because anytime you happened to get misunderstanding with each other she rain couse on you? I think at this stage of her condition, all she need is encouragements and good ideas that will keep her hope alive. You being the first SON should play this role as far as your Father is no more.
2, You earn 10,000 a month, is just for you alone? this is not wise idea, thank GOD you even have hope at the end of the month, what you should do is bring that money home, buy some food stuff, it could be 2 mudus of rice and 2 mudus of beans with other stuffs like that and give some to your mom, while you keep some, even if is just 1000 Naira that gets to you at the end, you are keeping her hope alive.
3, If you know what usually lead to that misunderstanding, you try as much as you can to avoid it.
4, Go back to your mother and leave with her, staying away from her will cause more damage to her thinking.
5, Relate this problems to your family members and your mother relation as well. Above all pray always for her.
Try as much as you can to carry her along and always give her hope. Good luck

nawaoh that man get liver

kenifeh:
The extant revelation that Nigeria's civil servants helped themselves with the whooping sum of 450bn in the year 2010 alone palpably makes the point some of us have made from mountain Olympus that in the aqua of malversation or quagmire of defalcation if you like,the Nigerian bureaucracy is as guilty and corrosively pigmented as our political class.That is no extenuating anchorage however for the harum scarum miasmatic gamdadoeism of the political class but if we must detoxify Nigeria's Augean stables then we must be both religious,ethnic and class blind.That's is the only dialectical way to peregrinate.

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doctokwus:
D guy has gone into full time grammacobatics suffused with a large bolus of extant visionism to be deciphered only by d intuitively clairvoyant,aided by d Large cacophony of d politically,socially,& verbosely informed

Gradually you are coming up, this is how Obaigbon started

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8_2E88m_Y0
check out were grammar finish

I always tell my baby, something is missing in this your meal today,

@OP too much weed is very bad for brain.

Ikemefuna is a house boy who; every day drinks the wine of his Boss & add water 2 it 2 replace what he drank.

But d Boss was suspicious & decided 2 buy pasties (a French wine dat changes color if u add water) just like dettol.

Ikemefuna as usual, drank from d wine & topped it up wt water (2 replace what he drank).

But unfortunately for him, immediately he added water d pasties became milky & when d Boss came back & noticed it,he knew he had nailed ikemefuna.

Ikemefuna also knew dt he was in trouble & decided to stay in d kitchen when his boss came home.

The Boss told his wife abt what he observed.

"Ikemefuna!", the boss called from the sitting room.

He answered: "Yes, Boss".

"Who drank my pasties?".

Ikemefuna :No answer.

The Boss asked again: still no answer.

Then d Boss went 2d kitchen 2 meet him there:

"Are u insane or what?

Why when I call; u say "yes boss" but when I ask you a question u don't answer me? "

Ikemefuna retorted, hmmm oga "when u are in d kitchen u don't understand anything at all, except ur name"

"Is that so?" asked the boss, "Okay, u go 2d bar stand beside Madam, while I'll go in 2 d kitchen, & u will ask me a question ".

Ikemefuna accepted.

The Boss was in d kitchen & ikemefuna shouted:

"Boss".

He answered: "Yes, ikem".

"Who goes into the maid's bedroom when Madam
is not at house ? "

No answer.

D boi shouted again: "Boss, I say who dey sneak to d maids room when madam no dey house?"

No answer.

The Boss runs back from the kitchen shouting "Wonders will never cease!

Ikemefuna, It is true,

when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one's name.

D wife interrupted; that's not true its a lie.

without arguement ikemefuna askd if she'll enter d magic kitchen & be tested she agreed.

Ikemefuna: Madam

I dey hear Ʋ fvery fvery well ask ya question

Who's junior's biological father ? Me or d Boss

Madam: :x rushed out of d kitchen, shouting,

d kitchen needs 2b fumigated I can't understand anything @ all in there,

Laugh wan destroy my ribs,