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Career / Re: I Commented 'What A Nice Picture' On My Boss' Photo And She Is Taking It Up by exlinklodge: 9:12am On Jan 21, 2020
agemmy113:
Pls Nairalanders, I need your advice. My boss traveled out of the country and she posted a picture on her WhatsApp status which I commented on 'what a nice pics'.

But to my surprise she is taking it up.
Pls what should I do?

Edited: I wrote Good pm ma, what a nice look.
She hasn't confronted me but she told her housegirl that I will have to explain what I mean to her when she comes back.

So where is the problem there?
Politics / Re: Supreme Court: Imo Youths Storm The Streets For Governor Hope Uzodinma by exlinklodge: 9:05am On Jan 21, 2020
ZombieHUNT:

I wonder how much they pay you for defending impunity and spreading propaganda

How can APc win the state without even getting a single seat in the house of assembly...


U don't worry, let will face all of them out

Politics of impunity
Romance / Re: Hisbah Quizzes Jeanine Delsky Planning To Marry Sulaiman Isa In Kano by exlinklodge: 4:56pm On Jan 19, 2020
olasaad:


The last time I checked the number of southerners involved in crime in US is more than the northerners.


No be when Northerners travel them go involve in crime in US?

Abi u go dey Kano and dey involved in crime in US.

Ndi ara wuru anwu

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Business / Re: Dangote Refinery Gate, Lagos Gradually Taking Shape (Photos) by exlinklodge: 8:19pm On Jan 18, 2020
Hmmm


Good
Politics / Re: Amotekun Will Affect Nigeria's Unity - Arewa Consultative Forum by exlinklodge: 7:41pm On Jan 18, 2020
Thunder need to fire some people in this country.


Whatever happens to


What is good for the goose is good for the gander

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Sports / Re: Tyson Fury Masturbates 7 Times A Day As Part Of Wilder Rematch Preparations by exlinklodge: 2:30pm On Jan 15, 2020
Masturbation will make him weak



That's for sure


Am I the only one that knows this?
Politics / Re: Hanan Buhari: I Can’t Wait For Next Project by exlinklodge: 6:55pm On Jan 13, 2020
adeniyi3971:
Really, I don't see any problem in her using the Presidential Jet. After all she's in the first family.
Educate me, but to be sincere, I don't think the presidential jet is limited to the president alone, least his family should be entitled too.



PS - I'm not a fan of the president, but I just don't see why people are angry about this.
Many people here given the opportunity will do the same.

Just imagine Donald Trump children using Air Force 1


It will never happen.


Even the vice president of America cannot use Air Force 1 for any official duty.


Nigeria ntoor

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Celebrities / Re: Shade Ladipo: 'Burnaboy Is The Most Unprofessional Artiste' by exlinklodge: 3:55pm On Dec 14, 2019
I sense jealousy
Politics / Re: DSS: We Didn’t Arrest Sowore In Court — His Supporters Were Only Acting by exlinklodge: 6:16am On Dec 08, 2019
Had it been Nigerian get head


We wouldn't have been talking this things here.
Romance / Re: When A Lady Begs A Man To Have Sex With Her (Photos) by exlinklodge: 7:40pm On Nov 29, 2019
Richdad50:
shocked

For the married,

It is a very bad thing to let your spouse beg you this much to have sex.


Are u sure about that?

Cuz u can't expect me to yield to my wife's urge when is feeling while when I feel like, she will selfishly say no
Romance / Re: When A Lady Begs A Man To Have Sex With Her (Photos) by exlinklodge: 7:36pm On Nov 29, 2019
mrgoodd:
ladies re the most wicked beings on earth, Talking from experience, Don't be surprised that she will zip up if she's lucky to reach organism before the guy released, She will zip up totally and will nearly slap the guy if he touched her that moment, even when the guy never cum and you will start to wonder if she was the one begging the guy at first, Very selfish set of people .


Ur first point is on point.... Lol
Crime / Re: My Uncle’s Wife Poured Acid On Me And Took Away My Looks by exlinklodge: 9:34pm On Nov 11, 2019
OMG this is wickedness

If this was me, I will never ever let this evil slide.

Even if takes 10 years

mga eme the woman odi ndu owu ka mma
Politics / Re: The Big Stones Abia Government Is Using In The 'Operation Zero Portholes' (Photo by exlinklodge: 9:24pm On Nov 11, 2019
FakeManna:
[s][/s]
yes Abia is a failed state
but better than oshogbo and ibadan slum

abiola of cursed memory is a riff-raff

I'm not from the west but did someone compare Abia with Ibadan?

Is he high?
Politics / Re: The Big Stones Abia Government Is Using In The 'Operation Zero Portholes' (Photo by exlinklodge: 9:20pm On Nov 11, 2019
What is really wrong with this godforsaken state self?


What is really wrong with Nigerians?

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Romance / Re: Bhut' Hector & Nonhlanhla KFC Marriage Proposal Goes Viral by exlinklodge: 10:51am On Nov 10, 2019
This is amazing


God uses a loud mouth journalist to set up this guy and his prospective wife for life.


God I key into this blessing

May the enemy make a huge mistake that will catapult me to more greatness. Amen

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Travel / Re: Out Of 12m Vehicles In Nigeria, Only 2.5m Have Genuine Insurance by exlinklodge: 12:33am On Nov 09, 2019
Why will dey even have insurance at all?


Am surprised up to 2.5 have

Yeye dey smell
Phones / Re: Xiaomi Redmi Note 8 Vs Note 8 Pro & Camon 12 Pro + Camera Samples by exlinklodge: 1:40am On Nov 04, 2019
braveheart234:


I've been reading comments on this thread and have seen how you have kept lamenting. You made your first point in an earlier post, someone brought up a point that strongly countered yours. Here you are with another point which I consider pointless, so I'm left with no choice but to make my first comment here.
One of the reasons for upgrades is to make loyal customers come back for more, it's a marketing strategy which you already know. Another thing you should understand is that every customers needs in a device can't be the same. Some only bother about camera, some RAM, some it's the chipset, processor speed and all (that's for those who are a bit more techy), some it's battery, and some it's even just ROM. Individuals have personal reasons for buying devices. Respect that. And again for some, as long as they can make and receive calls with their devices, they're perfectly satisfied. See the part of your comment that I made bold? You fall into a category, others don't and that's the beauty of life! So you see, you need to quit lamenting over individual choices.

Amazing point though and am not lamenting so to say.

I said what I said because I have witnessed first hand what these "bringing out phones like candy" are doing to people.

Nevertheless, your points are salient and I wish people upgrade because of that. But you will find that most people who shop often is not to upgrade but just following trends.

I mean - what's the difference between iPhone 10, 10s, 10 pro and 10 lite?

Hope u see the drills.

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TV/Movies / Re: NTA Acquires Right To Broadcast The English Premier League In Nigeria by exlinklodge: 1:29am On Nov 04, 2019
Hmmmmmmmmmm

NTA play EPL


Hmmm


E go still look like Enyimba pitch no mater what


Using archaic equipments as if life begins and ends with it.
Phones / Re: Xiaomi Redmi Note 8 Vs Note 8 Pro & Camon 12 Pro + Camera Samples by exlinklodge: 8:01am On Nov 03, 2019
amstamon:
Redmi Note 8 pro is really a beast. Bought mine on aliexpress(6/128) with MI band 4 bracelet for 98k,and sincerely I've been enjoying the phone. Good battery, awesome camera, etc. It's jst that I've been looking for ways to install high graphics games (would appreciate if anyone can help)..

The phones will always have a "coma". You will never and can never get all you want in a phone. Chai... This people hold una for work sha.

If is not missing this, it will be missing that and that all fuels your desire to be patiently waiting for them to bring out another Xiaomi Note whatever in the market and u will buy again.

When will people understand the gimmicks of selling and marketing? You are victim ladies and gents..... Change.

Until today, I still use Infinix I bought 3 years ago and no scratch and no trouble. Does everything I need done. Why the f.uck will I change it? Because I want to use Android 10?

Rubbish

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Phones / Re: Xiaomi Redmi Note 8 Vs Note 8 Pro & Camon 12 Pro + Camera Samples by exlinklodge: 7:50am On Nov 03, 2019
kingxsamz:


Tecno and Infinix have been scamming Nigerians with the same device in a new design every month, you did not complain.
Na Xiaomi matter u reason.


Hahahahaha

Abeg baba, no kill me ooo.

Though am not exempting any phone manufacturer. All of them are inclusive. Samsung self na worst. Infinite o, tecno o, Itel et al....

All are the same.

This can't go on like this. The problem is people are buying these phones and forget they need to save and invest.

Is pathetic and appalling. Even iPhone is self. Them don join.
Phones / Re: Xiaomi Redmi Note 8 Vs Note 8 Pro & Camon 12 Pro + Camera Samples by exlinklodge: 10:30pm On Nov 02, 2019
This Xiaomi people are mad sha.

In fact very mad.

Pumping out phones like candy.

So people that bought Xiaomi note 7 few months ago will now throw it away and buy note 8 ba.

I think is time this nonsense stop in this country and at least regulate phones upgrades and importation in this country.


Xiaomi note 7, Xiaomi Note 7 pro, Xiaomi Redmi 7, Xiaomi Redmi Note 7, Xiaomi Redmi Note 7 pro, and now

Xiaomi note 8 and Xiaomi Note 8 pro

All in the space of 6 months. Thunder fire una, na phone I come Lagos come buy.

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Politics / Re: Governor Obiano: There Are Evil Spirits In Anambra Government House by exlinklodge: 10:18pm On Nov 02, 2019
Nigerian and Nigerians have indeed go nuts.


This is absurd
Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley: If You Are Married And Don't Have Kids, You Are Still Single by exlinklodge: 4:03am On Nov 01, 2019
But wait oo

I know the sensitivity of what he said and some people undoubtedly finds it absurd.

But, is it?

I think he is merely rephrasing what the scriptures said in his own understanding.

Scriptures said: a marriage without fruit is void. - Remember, the essence of marriage is fruits (bearing of children).

Don't ever forget that.
Celebrities / Re: Mompha’s Instagram Account Has Been Deactivated (screenshot) by exlinklodge: 11:24am On Oct 29, 2019
Wahala deyyyy


Some people go dey happy now


As him money go come to them

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Politics / Re: Bayelsa 2019: Goodluck Jonathan Says He Can’t Work For APC by exlinklodge: 7:33am On Oct 28, 2019
This is called


Principle

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Travel / Re: Bolt Driver Text Lady After A Ride, Lady Shares Chat by exlinklodge: 9:53pm On Oct 26, 2019
Children sha

Childish behaviors

I can't even remember the last time I asked a girl out. Just talk talk, we don become friends and watin won happen go just happen.

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Crime / Re: Someone Withdrew Over 100k From My Account. I Am Depressed Right Now by exlinklodge: 8:18pm On Oct 16, 2019
tintingz:


I don't think it's true.

Any online transaction must require an OTP which will be sent to your number registered with the account, without the OTP the transaction will be unsuccessful.


Naaaa

You are wrong, countless online transactions don't need OTP.
Crime / Re: Someone Withdrew Over 100k From My Account. I Am Depressed Right Now by exlinklodge: 8:17pm On Oct 16, 2019
hustla:


Engineers need to know how to speak English
Stop deceiving yourself

Who told u I don't know how to speak English?

Writing is different..
Crime / Re: Someone Withdrew Over 100k From My Account. I Am Depressed Right Now by exlinklodge: 5:54pm On Oct 15, 2019
papadoculus:


Hmmm, oga teacher, with this kind grammar, I hope the boi eventually passed the jamb?


Hahahaha

Thank goodness am an engineer, I don't need to know how to speak English...lol

Teaching math and physics bro.
Crime / Re: Someone Withdrew Over 100k From My Account. I Am Depressed Right Now by exlinklodge: 10:55am On Oct 15, 2019
OMG


Sorryyyyyyyy


One have to be careful this days. One of my student (jambites that I teach) was passing on my desk and said Sir, keep your ATM safe. This was cuz I dropped it on my desk.

So I said to him, even if someone take it, it will be useless cuz he or she doesn't know the pin. He laughed and said to me:

Sir, boys don't need your pin. If they get a hold of your ATM number, they can do damage to your bank account.

I was indeed amazed.

Can this be true?

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Crime / Armed Robbery Story That Will Change Your Life - Apply Intelligence In All Thin by exlinklodge: 6:59pm On Oct 05, 2019
Armed Robbery Story That Will Change Your Life - In Whatever You Do, Intelligence Matters

This lovely story was curated from a post on Facebook by Edun Batis FC Barça.....

During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you."

Lesson:
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called "Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.

When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!"

Lesson:
This is called "Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!

When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): "Big brother, let's count how much we got." The older robber rebutted and said: "You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"

Lesson:
This is called "Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications and educated illiterates!

After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.

Lesson:
This is called "Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!

The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month."

Lesson:
This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.

The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: "We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"

Lesson:
This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"

The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.

Lesson:
This is called "Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks!

So please tell me, who are the real robbers here?

More @ http://www.exlinklodge.com/2019/10/armed-robbery-story-that-will-change.html?m=1

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