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CuddleJoy:
BA.

We ported to May 3. 11.45pm. God is good Sha.
Story story later. Our Princess has arrived. I am soo relieved

Congratulations mama. First May baby on this thread. She's blessed in Jesus name.

He2nuholuwa:
Good morning waddling wonderful mamas....the lord that has started this good work will finish it.

I have come back to report myself...though phone hasn't been my thing since oo..no me be na condition..
By God's grace we will all share our BS soon
TO ALL TEAM PERFECTION GOD WILL DELIVER US SPEEDILY

PLEASE I NEED THE BOOK SUPERNATURAL CHILDBIRTH
itunnuoluwatope@gmail.com
Fellow mamas pleeeeeasee send to me

You didn't register with us mama. Kindly provide your EDD and LO's gender.

Hamzashaf99:
I would take time to do that, there's sallah celebration now.

Ok. Barka de sallah.

Vivi01:
Yipee finally it's our month �. Amen to your prayers cappo and yes my bags are packed already.

Good to know mama. We are waiting for good news from you.

[quote author=uche23 post=112444331][/quote]Pele teamie. It will end in praise.

Sassy256:
Wow, great job mama, very detailed summary and handover, congratulations to you and all the April mama's including the portees from March and May.

All other cappos, expectantmom, layormiii, etc Kudos on a job well done, it's not easy to do this work, I don't even remember anything like roll call until I see Ur posts. As I take carry the work sef I no understand but u people inspire me. Well done mama's.

Thanks mama. You're doing well too

Hamzashaf99:
I have some baby essentials from previous pregnancies, ND the current situation, only God will help us. As for the antenatal, I go for scans to check baby and as a pharmacist, I know what abnormalities to watch out for in my body.

I will never advise anyone to do it though. It's very risky.

Would you be kind to list some abnormalities to watch out for? Thanks

GracieN:
Welldone my Cappo .
May we all deliver safely with father, mother and baby alive in Jesus Name.
We shall not experience any form of loss.
Let BA's and BS's flow innnn.....

Amen to your prayers mama.

MamaDG:
Cappo I’m fine and I’m taking each day as it comes, we are there already. Looking forward to announcing my BA. Weldone my able Cappo

Glad to know you are doing fine. We shall celebrate you soon mama.

Layormiii:
we are expecting your BfP soon o. Including expectantmum trippleblessing and miracletoday . Ladyrachy own sure

I want to come back in 6 months time but my husband no go gree o.

Omakraid:
Amen to all the prayers my able cappo.. Thank God for seeing us this far and cos He will see us through..

I remember that first post where you asked of May mamas and I said maybe MS is still holding them down . It looked very far then but here we are counting down.. May God provide all that we need before during and after the births of our LOs..

May mamas I heart you all, plenty love from me to you all

It looked far but here we are. Amen to all your prayers and I'm happy we shall all rejoice soon.

TEAM MAY A.K.A TEAMPERFECTION!!!

MAY ROLL CALL!

First off, I want to wish us a happy new month and Ramadan Kareem to our Muslim sisters, may we all have reasons to be grateful to God Almighty always.

However, congratulations to our porters to April, we are glad you all gave birth successfully and we are thankful to God Almighty that both mothers and babies are alive, healthy and bouncing in the Lord's blessing. May your joy never be cut short in Jesus might name.

Consequently, I am glad we had new mamas register with us teamperfection therefore we are happy for the lord has increased us in every aspect of our lives. Father Lord, we thank you for the journey thus far because it is not by our power nor might that we have come to the month of perfection but for your mercy and favor that you have shown us, accept our thanksgiving in Jesus mighty name. Though it seemed far(at least for me), you gave us live, strength, courage and every other things necessary for easy waddling.

Therefore, my May mamas I say a big congratulation in advance to us all because our testimonies are permanent and people shall rejoice with us in Jesus mighty name. At this juncture, I believe our hospital bags must have been packed and ready in preparation for the arrival of our little ones. Please let's also endeavor to put things in other, like finalizing our leave(for both civil and private employees), start exercising for easy delivery and oh yes we can now eat fruits and foods that aids easy birth( like eating pineapple, dates, zobo, drinking ewedu or okra) whether it works or not I don't think there's harm in trying it.

Lastly, like we've professed, there shall be no loss amongst us(amen). Mothers and babies shall come out alive from the hospital in Jesus mighty name and no death shall be recorded afterwards. I want to use this medium to thank all my teamies, you have made this cappo work easy for me with your contributions, suggestions and availability, therefore I say thank you very much and I'm honored to be amongst you especially being a first time mom. To everyone (our experienced mamas) who have contributed immensely on this thread and made(still making) it easy for us all, may the good Lord grant you your heart desires in Jesus name. We are also using us all as a point of contact for every woman seeking for the fruit of the womb that God in His infinite mercy will visit them soon and they also shall share their testimonies and we all will rejoice with them in Jesus name.

Let the BAs and BS begin in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit.
May our deliveries by swift and complication free in Jesus name.


NAME...........................GENDER....................EDD

1. Omakraid ......XX.....BA(16/5)...BS✓...7/5/22

2. Mjblinks ...........XY..........BA(10/5)....22/5/22

3. Expectantmom ...XY......BA...20/5/22...BA(✓)

4. Gracygem100 ......XX.....BA(18/5)....15/5/22

5. Ladyfair.....XX.....BA(21/4).....BS✓......7/5/22

6. Mumplenty .........................................19/5/22

7. Mandela89 ........XY.......BA(1/6).......29/5/22

8. Teminisuccess66.....XX....BA(21/5)...23/5/22

9. MGeey ........XY.......BS(✓).........BA(27/5/22)

10. Niyyah.....XY.......BA(29/4)...BS(✓).....4/5/22

11. Breeezefe ...........BA(20/5)................7/5/22

12. GracieN ........XY........BA(23/5)........25/5/22

13. Uririandme ..............XX...................7/5/22

14. MamDG ..........XX........BA(16/5)......21/5/22

15. Yinbridge...XY...BA(24/5)....BS(✓)...31/5/22

16. MorningStar233...XY...BA(01/6)....... BS (✓)

17. Vivi01..........XY......BA(12/5).......5/5/22

18. Spicy128....…...........XX...................23/5/22

19. Smartriya...........XY BA(11/4)........15/5/22

20. Uche23............XX........BA(7/5).........3/5/22

21. Gifted21...........XY.....................BA(26/5/22)

22. Viking07.........XY.....…..BA(2/6)...…..13/5/22

23. Khaffi2.....XY......BA(13/5).................3/5/22

24. Ifeadebola.........XX.....BA(7/5).......18/5/22

25. He2nuholuwa.......XX....................13/5/22

26. Adedayo77....... XY.....BA(19/5)....18/5/22

27. Spicy128................XY.................BA 16/5/22

28. Jozaki.....................XX..................BA 25/5/22

29. Pojomojo........XY........BS(✓).....BA(10/5/22)

Porters to May:

1. Cuddlejoy..........XX.............3/5/22

Porters to April:

1.Smartriya XY 11/4/22 BA seen.

2. Niyyah XY 29/4/22 BA and BS seen.

3. Ladyfair XX 21/4/22 BA and BS seen


Team May for perfect delivery!!!

miracletoday:
APRIL BIRTHS SUMMARY
We thank God for granting us safe deliveries;It was indeed an eventful April. infact we can't thank God enough as we had quite a number of CS births.We have come to return all glory to God, for no mother was lost.

Mamas pls accept our summary o like this,my spirit is willing but I still dey recovery room.

PORTEES TO MARCH
1. GenyEbere...EDD 16th April, BA/Bs seen
2. Cabasaa03. EDD 9th..DOB 30th march BA/BS seen

PORTEES  FROM MARCH
1.Dsnoni EDD:29/03 DOB:8th April  BA seen

APRIL BIRTHS
1. Toopee.: EDD:6th  DOB:1st. BA/ BS seen
2.Ovalrose: DOB:1st
3.Phaya: EDD: 3rd DOB: 1st BA seen
4.BeautyUche: EDD:13th, DOB 5th BA seen
5.AyoolaJumoke: EDD: 3rd DOB:6th BA seen
6 Iwinne  EDD:4th DOB:6th BA /Bs seen
7.NeroPapas.: Edd 16th, DOB 11th BA/BS seen
8.ChizziCindy: EDD 21,DOB 18th BA/BS seen
9.Comanche..EDD26th...DOB29TH BA seen
10.Nancyij: EDD.13th. DOB 26th BA/BS seen
11.Miracletoday.: EDD22nd  DOB 27th BA seen

PORTEES FROM MAY
1.Smartriya DOB 11th April EDD 15TH MAY BA/ bs seen
2.Niyya  DOB 29th  BA/BS seen
3.Ladyfair...DOB 21st EDD6TH May BA/BS seen

Awaiting News from
1.CuddleJoy.......... 29th.......XX
2..Orimipe...............24th ......XX
3. Jumyte29............26th.......XY 

To our dear GenyEbere,tho your heart may break now, I pray God to give you that comforting peace that only Him cn give.May your older children give you more fulfilment than you v prayed for.

To the mamas that have births in April, May our joy over their births last forever.
To remaining mamas, Congratulations on the oncoming births of your babies. May God make it easy for you.
To all Mamas TTC ,our set time has come. This month will mark the end of delays.
For it is written about Us,  None shall be barren in the land
To our belleful Mamas, esp June and May, we leave u in God's hands.He will make your testimonies full.
To all the great mothers who usually come to answer our concerns you all truly amazing.May God enlarge your world.
Tor, To those who have big experience but wont help us out,but are mighty enough to blow smoke, when we act like babies,may your 3D glass neva break.
To all those who are yet to submit BS, please do. By doing so, u have helped solve someone's problem now or in the future.

I am handing over to May Çappo, Expectantmom, none shall be missing in your ship.it will be easier deliveries for you all

TeamApril2022 #TeamBlessedBabies #TeamGodGotUs #sharp sharp delivery#Easy birth
Thanks

Thank you cappo for the job well-done. May you all not become feeble in taking care of your home and children. See you when God wishes.

MorningStar233:
Okay, thank you very much ma'am, I really appreciate..I'll do exactly as you said.

My pleasure mama.

MorningStar233:
Waoooo, thank you for your prompt response, that means if I tell them anything below 28 weeks I won't require the medical certificate? And again won't they look at the size of the tommy and start thinking otherwise?..

My bump is so out and big yet I told them 22 weeks. You should have a medical certificate and let the doctor state the weeks in case it is required.

MorningStar233:
Please are pregnant women allowed to board flights? Like those in their third trimester. Has any mama hear achieved it.?

I did 2 weeks ago but you'll need to get a reputable hospital to certify you MEDICALLY FIT TO FLY and also, remember to lie about your weeks. For example, I was 34weeks but I told them I was 22 weeks therefore I had no issue.

Niyyah:
My BS
This was an eventful pregnancy for me. I'll try to keep it as comprehensive as much as possible.
We decided to start trying for baby no 3 after our youngest 4th birthday. It took a few months before it finally happened.
My first trimester was a very calm one, I had mild nausea, vomited like 3times and I could eat the food for the whole house!!
2nd Trimester came, and at exactly 17weeks, I woke up with some nasty chicken pox rashes, I had no idea how I contracted it at all, probably at work and it wasn't what I had as a child too, so it was such a dangerous one for my baby, apparently the baby can be born with so many defects because of the virus, so I was moved from my community midwife to the consultant team at the hospital, as soon as the spots scabbed over. I started having monthly scans and extra checks just to be sure my baby wasn't affected by the virus and thankfully everything looked OK. Then at 24 weeks, I caught covid again! Kolohun shaanu! It was a very horrible cold, headache, blocked nose and every joints in my body were sore. I was so sad as I didn't know why everything was happening during the pregnancy �.
Covid done and gone, third trimester came with the pains/waddling and discomforts, then I started getting extremely thirsty, like I could drink LOTS of water in a day! I told my midwife at my next appointment and she sent me for a GTT ( glucose tolerance test) and when the result came back positive for gestational diabetes, it was as if my freedom and pregnancy was snatched away from me!! My sugar level was so high which was very bad for me/ baby as so many things could go wrong during the pregnancy/ childbirth, if my levels wasn't managed. Especially when I was told about the risk of shoulder dystocia/ stillbirth and all, it was so overwhelming.
I had an appointment with the diabetic team, where I had a chat with a dietician on my diet and food that I need to start eating, I had to cut all sugars from my diet and I was given my glucose monitor, where I had to be jabbing my fingers and be checking my sugar levels 4times a day! So my freedom to eat whatever I wanted was snatched away from me at 28weeks.
I cried so much the first time I did the finger prick as it was just too much for me. Dh went grocery shopping and I started my GD( gestational diabetes) diet the next day. At this point, I asked God for strength and put everything in his capable hands.
For weeks I was eating the same food everyday, and despite everything, my sugar levels were fluctuating so I was started on Metformin and as the pregnancy was progressing, my levels started rising again around 37weeks ish so I had no choice than to let the diabetic team know and I was started on night time Insulin at 38weeks.

After my 36weeks growth scan, induction was discussed as they were worried the baby could get too big if I reached 40weeks and there was a risk of shoulder dystocia. We agreed on me, getting induced at 40weeks exactly but to have stretch and sweep from 38weeks. The first one didn't work as my cervix was posterior and thick, so I started walking, doing more house chores and bouncing loads on my birth ball as I was hoping that could make a difference. Fortunately, when I went for my second sweep on the 28th April, my midwife was able to give me a nice sweep and contractions started few hours later. I still wasn't sure if it was the real deal starting, so I decided to manage and see if there'll be a progress. I couldn't sleep at all during the night because of how painful the contractions were, and when we woke up for Suhur( Ramadan pre dawn meal), I had to call the maternity triage unit and was asked to come in ASAP. When I got there and I was examined, the midwife said I was already 6cm! But my contractions were still irregular and sac was still intact. When the drama started, I asked for some sort of pain relief so I was given gas and air, which took an edge off the pain. It wasn't enough for me as the contractions were getting more intense, so I asked for for an epidural and before they could call the anesthesiologist, the midwife decided to check me and saw that I was fully dilated so it was too late for any epi. My sac was broken and after pushing for almost 47mins( wallahi), my prince came out, very chunky, screaming his lungs out, weighing 3.79kg! And every pain, tears, needle pricks, insulin injections, all the aches, the tears, the fears and the emotional roller coaster floated away like it never happened. I calculated it and saw that I jabbed my fingers more than 250 times during the course of my GD diagnosis, and that's minus the insulin I had to inject on my thigh every night as well. Kasha ma dupe.
Alhamdulillah Robbil ahlameen.
I wish all the waddling mamas easy and swift deliveries. May Allah Azzawajal answer all the prayers of our gtc mamas. Gbogbo wa lama Jere omo wa lagbara olohun. Aameen
Cappo@Expectantmom.

You're a strong woman and I'm happy it all ended well. Take care of yourself mama.

Omakraid:
Half ke, tomorrow is 30 oo.. Me that I've been wanting to port, time come I no con want again.. As baby didn't come on my birthday at 38wks, she should kukuma wait till her dad's bday which is 40wks2days (next 2 Mondays)

Tohh!!! It pain me so I exaggerated ni o teamie.

MGeey:
Abeg leave that pregnacare and its low iron ish jor. Baby that will have hair will have.

Congratulations Niyyah. God bless you and yours.

Our expectantmom cappo, howdy? sorry i have been missing in action. Working at a 8 to 6, taking care of a 6 and 2 year old with no househelp, running a post graduate programme at NOUN and hubby only being around at weekends hmmm, i salute myself. I was hoping Dr. will book me for CS 3rd week of May but he's shifting me to last week. God has the wheel.

See mama, if you don't praise yourself me I give you tiri gbosa because you're the perfect definition of a strong woman. May God almighty make it easy for you and all of us. Anytime baby is due to come out, it shall end in praise in Jesus name.

mjblinks:
Cappo the thing is even surprising me ooooo. April cappo have taken almost all our teamie.

But all the same, we thank God for safe delivery for our mama and Goodness and safe delivery will be for the remaining of us. And for those seeking, God will bless their home too.
Team perfection, May have not started but we are already having good news.

You've said it all, safe delivery is what we pray for and God has done it for porters and He will do it for us all in Jesus name. There shall be no loss amongst us or our little ones.

Niyyah:
BA! BA!
Alhamdulillah!!
My prince arrived this morning, weighing 3.79kg at 39wks 2days. I'm absolutely over the moon!
@Cappo Expectantmom and my fellow May preggie mamas, I don port o! Bs later
May Allah make the rest of the waddling easy for all the preggy mamas and grant you all swift deliveries. Aameen.

Ps: Pregnacare definitely works as he was born with a full curly hair

Congratulations mama. May your prince continue to give you happinesss.
BTW, at this rate half of May mamas might port to April o.

AmNuhRegular:
Glad to be here feeling and hearing from women in a similar situation

Currently 13 weeks pregnant with fraternal twins.

Everything has been smooth so far except for the excruciating headaches that seem to have popped up towards the end of my first trimester

God's speed to everyone and congratulations to the latest mums

You're welcome to our wonderful gathering. Safe delivery and smooth waddle in Jesus name.

NeroPapas:
OK Una evening.. This is KingNeropapas aka DP, that is to say Daddy Phoenix ... I wan share our BS!!!

I for don nack una the tory but I see say plenty dust been raise for here and be like say no be right time, plus I've been doing daddy duties!
My wife's pregnancy journey was very smooth and stress free.. We TTC'd for a year and God answered us July last year. We registered under a scheme the moment we realised she was preggy. I chose the scheme cos private hospitals in Port Harcourt can really be expensive.
I didn't miss any ANC session with my wife.. I have the time so I could narrate all these stories better.
Let's fast forward to week 33 which was a bit scary cos wify had a high BP which was handled with few medications. We were given 2 EDDs, 15th and 18th April... We did more than 8 scans during pregnancy, that's because my wife works at an ultra sound center at a point, I had to caution her. Most of the scan said 15th, while two said 18th.
Sunday 10th of April started as a normal cool Sunday, the day started with BD which madam initiated , I have to give in cos una know na..!
By 2pm that day, We were in the sitting room watching TV.. I laid on the sofa, while madam sat pon di floor. She then stood up to get something from the bedroom, that was when she noticed water gush! She called me and I was like so what next? She said we wait! Ngwanu, we dey wait. I been don pack bag keep since. I then call my neighbour, a mother of 4 to come help check my wife, she came and said yes.. Water e yaff break. Madam don wear comfit pad and we dey wait. Could you all believe that after two hours, with the water still running at intervals, there's no contraction whatsoever. All other signs that were supposed to follow refuse to show up. Wify was still laidat.. I come turn doctor dey ask her.. How are you feeling now? She said nothing. Ha.. Nothing ke. Oya begin walk upandan na.. She did and still nothing. Wo after about an hour, making it wakati Meta (3 hours) that water haff broken.. I told her, we're going to the hospiru . We got there about 6pm. They confirmed water haff broke but service sorry cervix yaff not open. Ha, my village people, not today pls .. Well they monitored her all through the night, Baby's heartbeat was fine and she was fine too.. They said its normal in FTMs for water to break and contractions could start 12-18 hours later.
24hrs has passed still nothing. We were then sent for scan at about 10am.. The result showed baby was 39weeks old that day with EDD being 18th April. But the woman said the baby has to come out within the next 48hrs. Ok kila mase bayi? What's next? The doctor said we wait till night that if no show, they'll induce her.
So I stepped out to stroll while wify went back to her bed. Let's than 30mins,i came back to the labor ward, my wife is already on oxygen and drip.. Ha edakun, wazall this? They said the Baby's heartbeat is fainting abi going up! Ejo, pardin?? Don't let me faint here!! My wife has never been sick or admitted in her almost 3 decades of existence.. So the whole oxygen thing traumatised her. I calmed her and told her its just oxygen and its for her and the baby.. I now asked, didn't we just do a scan and everything is fine?? Why on earth is the Baby's heartbeat going up.. to where? At this point, I was scared too but didn't show it. My wife was on drip cos she was weak at this point. My younger brother called me and I narrated everything to him.. That's when he gingered that we shouldn't wait till midnight for the inducement. I then met the doctor and spoke to him calmly. He said well, CS is the next thing that if we wait till that midnight, something could go wrong.. Ha.. Ejo sir, Eni soribu . He said if they induce her, it may not work so well will still come to the CS.
I say ese sir.. Leave inducement out of this.. Let's go straight to CS.. That's how my wife was prepared for it!
At exactly 6pm, 11th April, 2022, Our CP.. Crown Prince was brought out of the operation room .. I didn't know how to feel. He greeted me cry.. I said welcome son !
Ejo, Where's my wife?? After about Anada 15 minutes, I was called to come and assist to carry my wife out of the operation room. Stepping in, I saw my beautiful wife smile at me. I kissed her pon di forehead .... Chai, see love in the theater .
My boy weighed 3.5kg and 50cm tall. We left the clinic after 3days...with baby, mother and daddy doing Fantabulous
All Glory to the Father of our Lord Jesus Christ who saw us through the journey.. May His name alone be Praised... Amin
Thank you for reading our BS.. LOVE YOU ALL

May God answer every woman and every family seeking a child or children. For all preggy moms.. You Shall carry to full term and there shall be no loss... The Bible said.. None shall cast their young. We shall not cast our young in Jesus name.

I gbadun this BS o. May God bless you and your family.

Omakraid:
If mangoes causes one to fall into labour, I should have delivered by now.hmmn.. I devour it morning and night, sometimes I don't even take dinner just the fruit . If I see one basket right now, can't tell what will happen oo.. That range of moderation no kon consign me abi na wetin I go call this one now

We dey same group. Mango is one of my favorite fruits(if not the favorite sef) and thankfully it makes me go to the toilet easily. I think mango has no side effect on pregnant women in their third trimester (this is especially correct for me Sha).

ladyfair:
BS! BS!! BS!!!

I thank God for the safe delivery of my daughter.
I had planned to get pregnant very early this year, as my second child was already 4yrs old. Somehow it didn't happen so I took my mind off it. Early September I fell sick. I took antimalarial drugs and painkillers but as the days went by, there was no improvement. I suddenly remembered that I hadn't seen my period. I got a test strip and it was a big fat positive.
Throughout the pregnancy, it was one health challenge or the other. At 28wks, I was admitted in the hospital for days due to Preterm Contractions and was closely monitored. At 36wks, my doctor told me the baby needed to come out in order to avoid uterine rupture because my previous child was born via cs. So it was scheduled and on April 21st afternoon, my beautiful baby girl was brought out almost screaming the hospital down, with mum, dad and older siblings overjoyed.
I give God all the glory.

@Cappo Expectantmom, BS submitted.

Thanks for the BS mama. Wishing you and your family a happy life.

ladyfair:
BA! BA!! BA!!!

My God has done it again.
My beautiful baby daughter arrived on Thursday 21st of April via ELCS, weighing 3.6kg at 37wks 6days.
@Cappo Expectantmom and my fellow May preggie mamas, I don port o!
May God make delivery swift and easy for all preggie mamas and bless the wombs of all gtc mamas.

Wow! Congratulations mama! We are happy to hear this good news, may your daughter continue to be a source of blessing to you and yours always. Wishing you a wonderful vigilante ahead.

Ifeadebola:
Good evening house.Late comer roll call...present ma.. Team perfection

Another short cut mama in the house but you're highly welcome and may Almighty give us the perfection we need on this journey.
Kindly provide your EDD and LO's gender.

miracletoday:
omooo, i don fuiuuck up.Oya schoose your headline
1. Oversexed pregnant woman is crying out for help.
2. Why it is not good to be oversexed during late pregnancy.Testimony from a pregnant woman. (Watxh video,Viewers discretion advised)

You be real work mama. I like both topics

miracletoday:
As I have passed my closest EDD, I m becoming impatience. Before 36th week, I would have sworn i was having contraction already. Nah me dey beg baby to wait till I finish all office work. Right now, no show. I was reviewed and told I am not a candidate for induction. I ve been on monitoring since last week and it's been so stressful.Don't want to add details yet, I don't want my post to fly to frontpage yet.i m reserving energy.
Mamas how do I induce n dilate naturally, I have exercise, danced, pineapple,.dates, and over sexed sef.

Dem go carry the over sexed to form another thread forming old woman with wisdom
Pele mama, everything will work together for your good.

Omakraid:
Yes ma, I am. Hope you are too?

Heat wan kill my enemy plus the heaviness is something else but in all I'm doing fine to the glory of God.

Omakraid:
Cappo mi Expectantmom where are you, we don increase oo (why is there no dancing emoji na)..

Shey you bin Dey look us for 3D before, serve us chilled malt so that we can forgive and jollof with turkey so that we can forget

I think na 5D she look us but happy she's here now. Hope you are doing well mama?

khaffi2:
Omooo alot has happened on this thread oo but no wahala...life goes on. We movvvveee. Kokoiye my Nov 2019 teamie, I sight you. May cappo, shey you won't add me to the list laikdis...abi I should keep hiding

This is the real short cut but regardless, we love and welcome you mama.
Kindly provide your EDD and gender.