₦airaland Forum

GamalNasser:
Na poverty dey make polygamy be like hellfire

I no dey pray make anybody die o....but the war starts when papa don go....

Dalil8:
Massive risk for the club, paying too much for a 32yr old.


Lalasticlala do your thing

Guess you don't know how much they'll make on shirt sales and other juicy packages that follows this goat...if they can get him they'll have the most viewed matches in england even the world at large...no Monet spent on messi is a waste.

emmabest2000:
All this talk talk without real action shows that the little weak goat is afraid to leave Barcelona

You guys go be shock when he do systematic U turn. Just as he does in Argentina team

Replacement ko regroupment ni

Pained old mosquito

AFvckingAlpha:
The fvck

Niggarr!!

Any black person thats support Trump in his reelection bid needs to have a rethink.

This man has proved over and over again that he is racist.

Its Trump against the blacks mehn!

The same class with our incompetent Fulani bigot here, the latter is against the South East.

His puppets, DSS killed unarmed men In Enugu and nobody is doing anything about it. Who has read the book "Things have gone wrong in Nigeria", the author, E B Things

Back to Trump case, the white supremacists will support Trump, I'm not sad it was a white person that got shot.

Spread the word, Black lives matter!!!

Peace out

The black fool that we supported turned Africa to a terrorist free zone.....the black stupid men that has been ruling us for ages are even worse than racists... I'll prefare trump to rule Nigeria 365 days over and over again.

crazygod:
Salah is just too good. I don't know why people hate on him. Klopp gambled with the team selection in the first place without a single creative midfielder. Imagine..... 3 holding midfielders and you expect the front three to deliver? Not possible. We lost this game because of Klopp's stupid selection. The boys have nothing to be ashamed of. E just pain me say this would have been our first silverware.
#YNWA

Oga relax...those where your best men you started with.

Truthlord12:
please no need for insult. Should I assist my ex’s family and lose my new girlfriend? What if my ex don’t want to come back to the country I’ll lose two of em. Please give me a reasonable advice not insults

Oga you sound like a grown up goat....so you just can't help her family?....someone that gave you a huge amount of money ...oga return the favour abeg and stop behaving like an annoying kid.

Advocate500:
tinubu does not believe in one Nigeria, he only believes in the country unity when is convenient for him and his miscreants followers want us to believe that Thieftinubu is a patriot. You can't hate Kanu and love tinubu I keep saying this , if u call Kanu a tribalist what will u call tinubu? Show me one area where tinubu has shown patriotism to this nation I show millions area where he has demonstrated tribalism. Tinubu should concentrate his leadership with the west please I don't want to insult anybody. The idiot's at Aso rock will be the last bigots this nation will produce as a leader.

...tell me which other part of the country sees tinubu as relevant...apart from Lagos and osun ....lolzz you talk like a kid...you think tinubu was the one that made buhari? Obasanjo and atiku did so stop deceiving yourself...tinubu is a total waste when it comes to national politics watch how APC will collapse come 2023...no hausa Fulani man will vote tinubu ....they will rather vote atiku than tinubu...

ERockson:
See Ipob mindset

If you are a grown up man ....I pity your wife and children...that is if you are able to have one.....type without thinking .

ERockson:
Instead of calling Ipob that want to turn Ghana to Lagos to order. Ghana is only been proactive in protecting their citizens interest. Forget about ECOWAS bullshit. Nigerians should stop embarrassing our dignity around small Africa countries in the manner they run to those small countries in the name hustling or business. Nigerians especially the easterners should stop this madness so that we can be respected

You sound so bitter and tribalistic....what will you say about the ghanians here in Nigeria...why Igbo people dey pain una for body...we stay in the east you send police to kill us...we stay elsewhere your wickedness and jealousy will not allow you rest because of our progress, we want to secede you do everything possible to atop it wetin una want again...pepper body.

Navigator13:
Note: I'm straight

Ever since I attained puberty, I have always been attracted to girls with big ass, infact I only toast girls that have huge behind.

The first time I had sex was after secondary with my babe, I told her I want to put my d**k in her *ss hole, mehn she was so scared and said she can't take it there

I wasn't happy after that, and flirt with another girl in our hood as revenge to my babe.

This one agreed to take it in there, in fact she said she prefer it there

Mehn I really bleeped her hard oo, ever since then I have been avoiding my gf.

She later agreed to let me into her ass.
Mehn I was so happy dis-virgining her ass.

Fast foward to our Bleep date
I went in too hard and rough and in the process tore her hole,
I really need help don't know if this is normal
Or am I weird

Please pardon for my grammatical errors

You are the most foolish person in this forum...may Hod help you

Sanchez01:
Messi has become the fair woman that is being courted by both the gentlemen and the thugs and 'she' keeps courting almost all parties to the best of 'her' ability.

The story for Messi and Neymar is fast looking funny and strange. Both tasted European-level success when they played together and then Neymar broke off the union for being in Messi's shadow. It has been nothing but horror for both players since 2017 that Neymar left. Now they are both seeking to play together and possibly replicate the success they had around 2013.

The twist here is: Messi wants to play under Guardiola, and with Neymar in the team which is why he is pushing for City to sign Neymar. Neymar knows he cannot leave as he still has an active contract that will ruin his career should he attempt to terminate it or trigger the contract. His best chance is to whisper to the money bags in Paris to reel Messi in like a great white.

Meanwhile, City has offered 'two sacrifices' to ease and cushion Messi's asking price. The game changer here is not just where Messi wants to play or who he wants to play with or under. The one with the ace here is Adidas who sponsors Messi. PSG and City are Nike controlled, which is a stumbling block somehow. Manchester United and Juventus are both Adidas sponsored which is somehow favourable to both clubs if they show interest.

Why it was different with Ronaldo is because he outrightly chose Juventus and didn't allow to be courted like Messi. In situations as Messi's, the premium sponsors often wade in and help (in some cases pay a part of the fee) to see the said player signed to the club they have business deals with. If Manchester United show keen interest in Messi like City and PSG, Messi will most likely move to Old Trafford.

In your dreams...fact messi ain't going nowhere...keep this date.

More like SLAN(sharia lawyers association of Nigeria)...which better lawyer dey there even buhari lawyers are from the south.

mukthar2000:
So that all what Dr Williams left behind can be inherited by her alone, thank God that the son and the daughter has grown enough to fight for their right, not like our wife inlaws and the wife that kept away all our little kids from their dad families both home and abroad not to move close to their father families not to exposed the left over property so that she can inherit all what suppose to go to her husband families side, of wish non of the husband families need anything from her but keep aiding all . fear woman when it come to anything that has to do with inheritance oooo

What nonsense are all these ...please you don't have to tell us a story we can't understated

lalawealthy:
Bros,have you been frustrated before?if yes,u are right,and if no,please mute.
Have been there before,u see everybody as your problem,I understands what she is going through ,if I can overcome it,she can.but Jude should be careful because the worst person to fight is somebody that has nothing to loose.

Oga relax...she no fit do pim

solonubinho:
Okay. First, I would like to know the basis upon which you hid behind your screen to refer to someone who has pointed out the obvious truth backed by pure logic and fact as dumb.

Second, You claim something is great yet there are a lot of "if not for this, if not for that" in your sentence. How does 'greatness' and 'if not for x' go in the same sentence? It's like saying Borno is the best state in Nigeria, if not for Boko haram.The very fact that there is an "if not for..." automatically disqualifies the subject from whatever greatness you're trying to ascribe onto it.

Have you ever heard people say the English premier league is the best if not for (bad governance, poor standards, poor infrastructre)? Nigerians need to stop focusing on 'if not fors' and start focusing on reality. Since you have refused to address reality, I'll help you. The league is poorly funded, the facilities are trash, club management is disappointing you cant even compare it to the South African league. So what travesty of an idea do you base your opinion on by attaching any semblance of usefulness to the league in the state that it is and has always been?

I never siad the Nigerian league was great...summarization of everything I said was ...the English league is what it is today because of the support the citizens gave...like I was watching journalist hangout the other day ..and one of the journalist said as quote..I can never forget how the Nigerian league was in the 70s to 90s when stadiums where filled up and to get tickets to watch a match, youll have to purchase it 2 days before the match...even, at that time the local league was worse that it its today, the pitch, infact the entire stadium was nothing to write home about but the people stil came enmased to watch thier team play,beacause their was no cable to watch man united and chealse, the joy of watching thier city or state play against the other was what gave them more passion for tge sport and it actually brought the entire country together... So you see its not about the facilities or the infrastructure even though they are extremely important, but its about the passion for our own...we don't like our own that is the problem...thinking out loud here its more worse now that every household has cable...go to Ghana its actually difficult to see their citizens with dstv or any international cable apart from their local TV companies...and they are all supporting their local teams...and don't forget that Nigeria has more better stadiums than ghana, zambia and most parts of Africa but they supports their local team...even you would prefer buying Toyota instead of an innoson...so you see where our problems are coming from...forget about the rot in the system we will get there

solonubinho:
Who in their right senses and reasonable work to do follows the local league? Lmaoo!!! You guys should pump in more money. Learn from South Africa- below average players but great facilities. Money was pumped into the league bro same with the premiership. Lmao! Your woeful attempt to shame the commenter.

This guy you dumb o....sorry but I've just got to let you know... See ehn our problem is us the citizens and not tge government ...do you how many players the nigerian league has elevated from poverty?.. I know we still have a very long way to go but don't make it seem like our league is a diserster...if not for our useless leaders and our ass licking of the European leagues ...I don't think we would be here trying to educate people about out local league...

kenzysmith:
to me enyimba and pillars is like barca and madrid they should be bitter rival even ghanian league kotoko n hearts don't trade players we still ve long way to go

What are you saying sf...did calls tevez not sign for man city?...Louis figo signed for Madrid from Barcelona.... So stop all these rubbish you are saying, because its Nigerian league now you want to castigate it...na we be the problem of this country 95% not the looting leaders.

Which kind mumu hair style the man dey carry now?....

Preciousgirl:
A very good male friend recently moved to live in Ibadan where I live with my husband. I told my husband I wanted to visit this my friend and he said no. so can't I visit my male friend all because I am married? This friend is just a friend. My hubby is coercing me to visit this guy secretly; I like the guy and just wanna see him

Madam no answer your stupid husband ...he no want make you enjoy yourself ...go meet the guy..give am better knacking after all that na wetin you dey find...peace.

adanny01:
I wish!

Hungry armed robbers. They ate my fresh bread, drank my coke and took away my DSTV smart card (dumb mofos, DSTV of all things).

Guyman02:
In America people don't care about Melanie Trump as much as they cared about Michelle Obama, the reality is that Melanie has no influence on what Trump does while Michelle opinion counts very much on what Obama does just like Hillary and Bill Clinton.

OK she was among those that applauded her husband for the assassination of gadaffi ba?...useless talk...people love her because she was a devil incarnate just like bar evil husband.

The way these lecturers go take debit these children dey fear me...

adanny01:
I paid 40k deposit for my wedding video, I am yet to see it 9yrs after.

My photographer's studio was burnt to ashes 2 weeks prior to my wedding. I had paid the deposit so he showed up with a small borrowed camera.

The reception tent i paid for was not there, it was a shouting match a 2 days later. Thank God I didn't pay upfront. I just accessed what they did for canopies, chairs and decor then balanced up.

I even bought a suit for one of my groomsmen, he never showed up. The supplier was generous to refund me.

5 cows were killed in 3days at my wedding, yet there were complaints of shortage of meat.

The only compensation was that my mum never misses a wedding, so people retaliated. She smiled to the bank.

Mod:
Oh! I forgot to mention that the whole set of boxes and the expensive wrappers that her family made me buy was stolen 3 months after the wedding. 3 Judge, 3 Super wax, 3 holladais, 3 English wax, 3 lace, 3nos of every wrapper when they first asked for 6 each. Including wedding ring, the English and Dubai gold sets, hand bag and shoes. Everything was stolen by armed rubbers.

Abi na you send them go collect your property back...

Coming from the people with the highiest vote....sai baba...and to think this is just his first of his four years...brace up the Slowpoke's gat more evil under his sleeves.

Joshmodest:
@op do you ??
Accept or not Nigeria is a country that was never meant to be one , two. three or even 30 ...
fragment us into 40 units , people would still call for division ....
We were all just forced to stay together against our wish !!
I don't like the bourdillion chimpanzee but he's right on this !!

You just jump at stuffs without digesting the write up...read again and understand

Johnny4President:
Messi is/was never a good captain.

He is just too naive, i 8-2 say this but he will be a liability to Barca if he stays.

Btw, he should leave his comfort zone and prove that he's indeed d 2nd GOAT we're looking for.

Penldo ass lickers....hahahahahaha

[quote author= post=93196663]VERY GOOD DEVELOPMENT.

This is the CHANGE voted for.
Slow and steady we will get to a new and better Nigeria.
A land flowing with milk and honey.

GOD BLESS NIGERIA.



Imagine abroad?
Why not say imagine 16 years of PDP the criminal party you are supporting, that you were having free wifi before PMB took all away and deposited it in Daura!
Why not go further and tell Nairalanders, that Nigeria was like Dubai or Canada when the thieves you are supporting for 16 years was in power?

Una go just come online dey type Incoherent jargons cos of likes and shares by your ilks!

2 major characteristics of wailers : HYPOCRISY and LYING.

So we aren't surprised Mr wailer.
Keep it up![/quote]I pity your children...tga is if you even have one.

light099:
Another very good response i must say, seems you perfectly understand what i'm talking about, except that you're still missing the hidden truth. You made two valid points. First 'everything we do in this life we directly or indirectly enrich others'. Second, 'everyone one must have passion for something', very true.
For someone like me, it's not even, just passion for something, i have passion for a lot of things. I'm a fan of many things, but i can't regard myself as a perpetual cash-cow which enriches others. There's a clear boundary between a 'fan' and a 'fawner'.
Arsenal lost, the lazy players who lost already went clubbing the following day, and alert don enter account steady, while so called poor fans are depressed for weeks. They are no longer die hard fans, rather, they're die-hard mumu. Infact some people can miss rare job opportunity just to watch their team, all in the name of mumu die-hard fan. Players are on the field performing their jobs to get paid, mumu fan sacrifices his own job in the name of mumu passion.
Ronaldo is in the gym in order to stay fit to get more pay and fame, some poor guys are on social media arguing all day about same Ronaldo. That's no longer being fan, that's being a die-hard mumu. Ronaldo himself doesn't use all his time to argue about himself, he uses his time to build his career. So, does it mean Ronaldo has lesser passion for himself, than those who call themselves fans? No! The word fan and passion are among the most abused and misunderstood words. Especially a lifelong profitless passion is synonymous to folly.
I'm a fan but Ronaldo is making something out of his life, i have to make something out of my own life too. Only a fawner wastes all his time and life on other people in the name of passion or die-hard fan. That is the epitome of folly.
If Ronaldo spends his leisure time supporting Rihanna, that's perfect. He's not losing anything. While he's building someone else's career, many other people are building his own career. It's a balance equation. We can't convert all our 24hrs into profit, one way or the other, our time should enrich others too, except that the equation must be balance, so that the profits exceeds the loses as multiple times as possible.
All work and no play is a disaster, we use entertainment for relaxation and fun, but when wasting your whole life on other people becomes a full-time job, that is where the problem is. You see a lot of Nigerian youths, all they do each day is wake up and roam all social media, tweeting and trending every dumb things. They sleep late at night and wake up to repeat the same thing everyday, you now ask yourself when these people have time to think or build their own lives.
Like i said in my first reply, the sad news is that nothing will change, that is how this life was programmed. That is the only way life can be balanced. If everyone has the mind of a leader, there won't be the followers. Many are made to be followers, only few are made to be leaders. That is why majority of people feel at home with being subordinates. Majority feel at home with wasting their lives on few others. That's the way they've been programmed by nature.

Now you've said the one thing you've been missing( not all fans are wayward)...many die hard fans have good jobs they do, many have businesses they run...I've seen many rich men argue about sports, pilitics and so many other stuffs that doesn't make then useless actually its fun making argument about whose best that's what makes men to be men...taking life too serious is bad...try to catch some fun..I bet you've never played football before if you have, you wouldn't see this as an issue....you must have argued about something before even if it's not football perhaps politics...now does that make you a fool?.

Another mumu ..the same story ...mmsshhww

light099:
Good reply son, but unlike all others who replied, I noticed all your comments portrayed someone who was emotionally wounded and offended. Likely you're hot tempered or have very touchy emotions. If someone doesn't have same opinion as yours, there's no reason to get mad or feel offended, being different is what makes each person unique and life fun. It's a sign of emotional immaturity, instability, weakness or insecurity when you easily get mad at someone having a different opinion from yours or any other minor issue.

Now back to the point you made in your comment. I said your reply is a good response because what I wanted to say is indirectly embedded in your reply. Being a football fan doesn't mean a person is jobless, being a fan to remain jobless is the issue.
Most jobless people stay poor by using their precious time and lives being fans, while rich people are fans to get more rich. Subordinates waste their lives promoting and adding benefit to the lives of the superior.
Like you rightly said in your reply "no billionaire would invest in something without having passion for that thing", that is, when a billionaire is a passionate fan, he looks for a way to convert his passion into investment and money. That is it. Superior people always utilize their endeavours and time to make more money, they don't throw away their precious time cheaply in the name of profitless passion, only subordinates waste all their time and lives to make others rich, all in the name of passion.
Even if Dangote wastes his time watching football, at least, he has enough money already, he's not losing, while he's making money for some people, some other people are making money for him too. But the reserve is the case for majority, they don't have, they continue not to have and they use all their time in making others richer.

Lolzz I can never be mad about your opinions and your choice..but mind you things dont always go as planed for most people in the sense that everybody can not be rich at tgesame time, so stop thinking that fans don't have plans for them selves...I bet you don't know that football is the only sport that brings the world together..I challenge you to tell me any sport that can unit the world like soccer..and you also have to acknowledge the fact that not all rich people invest in their passions...moreover you still have the feeling that people waste their time supporting people, naaaa ..I still think you are getting it very wrong every human must have a passion for something..I guess you love music and you are indirectly making those artists rich if not richer...see intact everything we do in this life we indirectly or directly enrich others think about it...you must have a passion and that your passion is making other people rich that's it.

LawLab247:
I want the same. We have good heads in the South already that are eminently qualified for the position and they should be the ones jostling for the position, a person from the north should not even think about it, notwithstanding the fact that he/she is also qualified and has the constitutional right to so do. In the spirit of fairness and equity, the South should have her turn.

Who is that person if I may ask?