Mcheeewwwwww!

Casarlar don burst be dat ooo
cos most jambite change their paper type.
Dats a good move by Jamb,
i op they will implement it.

jossygal:
Pls is 2day NL 'gbagaun' day coz I dnt get all dis grammatical errors

(ojo iku erin orisirisi obe la nri)
different type of knives surfaces
on d elephant day of death.

Fynestboi: She is a nice girl I may not be in that category, but we do know them when we see them.

1. Who is the speaker
a. Dolly
b. Ene
c. Ekwuese
d. Esther

2. The speaker was addresing
a. David
b. Ifenna
c. Okoh
d. Terkurah

3. "She is a nice girl" the girl been refer to was
a. Dolly
b. Ene
c. Ekwuese
d. Esther

4. The conversation took place where
a. On a street
b. In an hotel
c. In a restaurant
d. On a veradah

5. The category d speaker is refering to is
a. Decency
b. Flirt
c. Night clubbers
d. Road hawker

Get off your olympian height and come down to earth "she said raising her voice"

6. Who was the speaker
a. Nwuese
b. Ada
c. Mary
d. Ene

7. The conversation was between
a. Nwuese and Ifenna
b. Nwuese and Iorfa
c. David and dolly
d. Ene and david

8. The conversation took place
a. On a street
b. In an hotel
c. On a phone
d. In a restaurant

9. Tekurah had how many children
a. None
b. One
c. Five
d. Four

10. Wat make ifenna and david had a strong relationship was
a. Governorship
b. Fertilizer business
c. Couples friends
d. A toast

1.a 2.a
3.b 4.c
5.a 6.a
7.a 8.b
9.a 10.b

Wow! A dream has bn achieved.
I'm happy 4u man.

Fynestboi: U cnt get it anywere jamb english i dnt tnk u can get it anywere coz summary cannt help u nid to read d novel and get use wit d proverbs,riddle etc...

oookkk...
Thanks.

@fynestboi, i really apprec8 ur effort here. May God help us.
Pls how can we get d summary of those novels for jamb eng.

Topic: Do not 4get God after ur wants & needs av bn satisfied.
This topic refers to tithes and offerings that God commanded us
to bring for meat to be abundant in d house of God.
Most of us do 4get God, d only 1 dat has power to bless. We r expected to come wt 1/10th our income to d house of God.(malachai 3:8-12)

Elsafema:
a NLDER? what are u doing here for God sake, pls go back and read ur book and make sure u pass ur SSCE instead of making noise here

hahaha
u r very funny.

Elsafema:
what are you and what do you mean?

a NLDER.
abstain from playn to d
gallery. Dat's all.

Elsafema: JESUS I LOVE U. U DIED BUT U ARE NOT DEAD THANK U FOR THIS FIRST LOVE.
Like if Jesus is ur lord and saviovr

guy u b facebook GodLife.com
or Inspirational And Touching Stories?
Be careful!

D fact dat he died
for me is enough.

ighoosagie: @op, re u saying someone would neva die if this Ur 6steps re taking.



#6, what if doctor dey sick who him go meet?

oga!
U never hear say
doctor no dey sick?

Kitchen activitics,
i detest it wt all passion,
how i wish i could help myself.
But my mumm really tried

D cloths that was off by people symbolizes d removal of problems and misfortune, in d same vein my problems and misfortune is gone today. Amen!

A

This is incredible

Dinning room ke!
Where i dey live no get dat 1 ooo,
guys just dey rugged am inside 1
room ni ooo.

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1. I thank him for what he has done and what he is yet to do
2. For forgiveness of sin
3. Protection over me and my family during d 9t

Meritbaba: Seun must be Chelsea fan, Chelsea also 108yrs today...Blues for life

i never knew i'm so special like ds,
sharing d same birthday wt chelsea and nairaland.

Kudos to u Seun,
u'v been fantastic so far.

Hackin: by their comments u ll no them. Op re u sure this is not the girl u re referring to, she sounds like her?

hahaha!
I'm perplexed by sm comments
here because d op was just a very
close friend as stated earlier.
Dats female 4u anyway,
@op 10ks for opening up,
i'v gained smtn @least.

Congrats sis,
may d blessing remain
permanent in ur life.

Private school
Uni grad. #15000
poly grad. #12000
college grad. #10000

just to my knowledge and i op it'l help.

buildelicool: Definiatley marrying a virgin. 0gah is favoured. A Benue name right

seun we need unlike option pls
God bless

Gud morning my dear friends,
how has it been?
Let d fastn continue, may God bless us all.

I love this! I'v jotted few tns down
More power 2ur elbow
D main goal is heaven
Remain rapturable brethren

Y not
but i'm no longer residn @where i grew up
sometn has to b done abt d standard sha

Wow! D Lord has done a graet thing for u guyz, i know say to get am no be beans ooo

Gud 1

RIP SENIOR COLLEAGUE

I may walk slowly but i don't walk backwards - abraham lincoln