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siofra:
Before we know, it'll reach 2030

In the other news,
Am marrying SI0FRA late 2023..
Time is tickling, let's meet next m0nth na pls @qatar. Drp ur email or send a mail to me so i can b00k qatar with u pls Si0fra

My role is f0rwad and they always called my offside b0y cox am always close to the
0pp0nent gkeeper. I remember h0use t0 h0use c0mpetiti0n we do play in 0sun state ( 0tan ayegbaju ) precisely then

Chisomann:
My mum is late. I am the only girl among 3 boys. We have different dads.

How do I tell my brothers that I don't want to help them. They should go and hustle. I am tired of them begging me for everything. I don't want to carry their burdens cos I have my own life to live. I want to focus on my life first and they should also focus on theirs. I am sick and tired of them.

Table can turn@any time so help them if u are in a situati0n 2do so cox u never knws what d future ll l0ok like later.

U claimed she was y0ur friend, which means u are a bad friend. So u dunn0 much abt ur friend bf abi?
And u b0th subdue in ABUJA?
WHAT TYPE OF FRIENDSHP ARE U LADIES KEEPING IF U CAN'T ADVICED EACHOTHER ON DATING A C**?
Well since u b0th date 4m0ney and nt 4l0ve

K0l0 k0lo doesn't start in a day since she haven't bn in that p0siti0n while in childhood... Br0 u need to ask her if she's a virgin and if n0, then u must ask her d same undies she wore d day she was disfl0wer cox frm what am seeing, the issue might be anytime she put on that same undies, she'll start.. Do it fast c0x s0mething like her predicament doesn't stay l0ng b4 d stuff escalate.

HumbleOptimist:
She's 16. Thanks Sir for your input

Ya sis av a bf... And am very sure she's jst pretending to be an intr0vert.. Be a gentle man and ask her h0w many male bestie did she av and that u want to gve her ur phone so that she can login to her fbk accnt.. I dnt think u are a smart br0 cox ur sis is dating a real nigha

HumbleOptimist:
Good Day Dear Nairaland Family,

My Sister started behaving weirdly last few Weeks. She laughs alone, talks alone and is sometimes restless especially at Night.

Though she always responds well and correctly when engaged. I've asked her and she told me she doesn't know when that happens and it's unintentional.

I, on my part have tried talking to my Dad to take her to a Mental Health Expert, my Dad seems to believe it is spiritual attack instead.
Please, I need Medical practitioners in the house to help tell me what she's probably suffering from so I can Confidently convince my Dad.

Can you please help move this to front page?

I thnk ur dad understnd mre than u..
Hw i wish u av d kind mentality ur dad had.. But u dnt jst want to ans this 3quest people av bn asking u.

1. Her real age
2. Her class
3. Her relati0nship status.
Even if ur 6ta d0esn't av ph0ne, it doesn't mean she's nt on faceb0ok trust me. Pr0vide me her real age and class n0w

siofra:
Maybe she's "moaning" but you want her to "mourn"

Kilode na?
Nne this 2much...
Since 0.P pr0bs is on m0aning.. Set aw0n relati0nship na scam..
U are b0th t0gether based on c0ntract (m0ney4sex) y c0mplaining?

Yah0o saved u fr0m depressi0n ? ok. H0w abt th0se client u applied l0an on their behalf with their CC nko? U blif they ain't depressed? We cnt c0n't blaming d g0vt 4d ec0n0mic crisis.

Misterdhee1:
You think everyone is like your miserable dad?

W0nder y sme of u think that nairaland is a br0ke site... What's bad abt d 100K he talkd abt?

Misterdhee1:
Yes please. If you’re ready, come to WhatsApp and let’s use a known figure here

Send ur whatsapp link pls

Misterdhee1:
Lol if Obi get more than 50k in that state, I will dash you 100k

Can we stake 200k t0gether!
0bi is getting over 50k in osun state and then 50k stake if he get v0te pass tinubu did u gree?
I dreamt that 0bi swept the wh0le lag0s v0te during the electi0n self even th0u i bel0ng to knw 1, am for g0od g0vernance.

Go ahead 0.P but a f0ol @40 is a f0ol 4life.

Islandlady:
Actually most people are guilty of lying to their Lovers and partners about the actual amount they earn from their salary.

I believe most partners especially the Men have a reason for doing it, I think this can cause disunity and lack of trust if the other partner finds out about the actual amount you earn! What are the reasons behind this lie?

I came across the screenshot below from my IG story while scrolling about this lady asking for advice on this issue!
Experienced Nairalanders should share reason for this secret abeg!

Did ur m0m knw abt ur dad actual salaries and annual payr0ll? If negative, then ask him his m0nthly stipend

Iphone product... Th0u i think this current iphone 14 is n0thing... The best iphone so far is 11 pro max... Only th0se who av used 11 pr0max, 12 and 13 can relate...n0 matter hw br0ke i am, i'll always av sme penny 4iph0ne

MrBrownJay1:
how do you know that he hasnt helped the needy with 100times more money than what he spent to get this phone?!



you do know that you will get the exacts same product whether you buy it in the Apple store in Cali or Ikeja, right?

I knw but am telling my God how i want mine to be Done... So your own prayer differ frm mine.

Coldie:
An Indian man is currently the 3rd richest man in the world.

At least they hustle legit to make their money unlike in Africa where only people who can do that are scammers or criminal politicians and their families

U type trash..
Goan search for top 5 m0st fraudulent c0untry...
U d0n knw the wrk of India br0...
1. Scamming
2. Drug trafficking
3. Hacking... Make i stp ... That man who's a cinematography ehnn... Make i stop, if un0, un0 fit knw cox cinematography and pics editing and video editing na th0se kind of stuff that pay when those keyb0ard warrior need it.. Make i stp

I h0pe G0d change my situati0n so that i can go to USA (CALIF0RNIA) APPLE ST0RE TO BUY LATEST apple pr0duct instead on g0ing to SL0T ikeja..th0u i see myslf d0ing so when there's a change of G0VT cox this current President do me shege.

naptu2:
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-62932781?

Y0ruba lad the abuser br0ught to a magistrate to be judge by igbo man.. Y0ruba 0: 1 igbo the scoreline...

siofra:
Thank you but no.

Ok... Hw's ur weekend g0ing over there?

That's n0t c0incidentally, a sh0oting star always fall whenever sme1 gave up d gh0st n0t every1 th0u... D last tym i saw it was in osun and it fell t0wards d directi0n of the plce where they'r m0urning @9t... L0oks scary the tym i saw it and i was tld nt to talkd abt it then..

siofra:
I was scammed of ₦18,000 through my OTP and account number today.

I went to the bank and they said they can't do anything about it. Can I get the money back?

Xnd ur aza mke i wire u sme penny.. Or ya pay0oner receiving details

siofra:
Men are predatory and animalistic. They don't even trust themselves.

U are 30 n0w and u are in an age due 4marriage....so u need to start thinking right

When he had sex with u, it seem he wipe or use sme stuff on ur private genital... So u need to take sme spiritual m0vement ooo cox ya bf na street guy.

J0shua u better d0n't ans that fury call cox una n0 go pass bey0nd r0und 2.

Bradford111:
My girlfriend just broke up with me for no reason she was supposed to visit me today but couldn't make it only for me to wake up to this text

She saw ya lst txt as a m0tivati0nal speaker which lack m0ney.. Na gold digger i swear

RighteousDemon:
https://www./2022/09/04/why-should-i-steal-public-money-when-im-richer-than-president-biden-peter-obi/?amp

In as much i want peter obi to be d next president, i think he's overdoing...
He's talkn too much... He'll definitely l0se if he c0n't talkn this way.

siofra:
How beautiful!!!

Can't wait

Ur purpose is it 4wedding(marriage) or 4u to av a Godly h0me?
D ir0ny of life is marrying a wr0ng partner... Plan4 Godly hme instead of wedding that's 4sh0w up.. Dnt goan overSpend on wedding... Marriage is life after wedding.. There's n0 late coming 2congratulati0n, thou i see u getting marrying in 2yrs time.. Thou ya desperate to marry jst 4d ring and ph0tosh0t.

siofra:
I'm not crying right now

All we have on this nairaland are ugly, broke redpillers

I'll shift camp to Twitter.

So cox NL is faceless and pictureless mean that it's full of broke and ugly MEN?
Twitter MEN might be d fake 1.. Trust me Men who'r HERE r cute,handsme and rich.. I stp u 4a while. True men dnt flaunt social media upandD0wn displayn what they p0ssess just to IMPRESS..ya 30 n0w but try to behave MATURE pls. Dnt drive ur MAN away with ur post here cox when u finally get ya man, i pray d relati0nshp lst and produce offspring and happiness. Men here ain't br0ke,maybe few but trust me we're handsme and get FAT ACCNT BALANCE.

siofra:
I don't see anything wrong with it as long as she is a good mother to her kid.

Trust me ur kid ll definetly dislike u after realizing ur m0de of dressing when they'r gr0wn

Instead make she said we should n0t travel to N0rthern Nigeria due to insecurity

If my GF is here on #airaland mehn, na this 0P go make her be mad@me cox currently i dnt called my Gf like ever b4... But she's an ANGEL to me. Don't go 4cheap girls in a relati0nship.. My gf call everyday and once i call her she's always happy and do tel me to beep her whenever i wanna chat her up. I advice evry guys here to work on ya self and STP settling 4cheap girls. I l0ve my GF but her 0ver pampering me too much Aswr..