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sinaj:
10 rounds guy

buh punana go catch fire o!!!

U NA GO KILL UR HUSBAND, IF I AM TO BE UR HUBBY, I GO DEY HIRE GUYS FOR YOU, IF I DNT WANT TO DIE EARLY AGE

sinaj:
10 rounds guy

buh punana go catch fire o!!!

U NA GO KILL UR HUSBAND, IF I AM TO BE UR HUBBY, I GO DEY HIRE GUYS FOR YOU, SO THAT I WON'T DIE EARLY AGE

sinaj:
10 rounds guy

buh punana go catch fire o!!!

U NA GO KILL UR HUSBAND, IF I AM TO BE UR HUBBY, I GO DEY HIRE GUYS FOR YOU SO THAT I WON'T DIE EARLY AGE

TrishaP:
oga modify biko. Which kain ingrish be this?

HELP MODIFY. MRS WOLE SOYINKA

TWO CATEGORIES OF PEOPLE....
THERE ARE GIRLS WHO NEVER SATISFIED WITH 5 ROUNDS OF SEX AND THERE ARE THOSE WHO NEVER WANT TO TAKE A SECOND ROUND OF SEX. THERE ARE GUYS WHICH ONE ROUND IS ENOUGH FOR THEM AND THERE ARE SOME WHO NEVER GET SATISFIED WITH TEN ROUND.... WHICH ONE U PREFER TO MARRY?

IF IT WASNT PHOTOCHOP IT MUST BE PHOTOEAT

MINE WAS IN YORUBA VERSION.... IT GOES THUS

BAWO NI, BAWO NI, MOFEKI EMI ATI RE KAJO WA BAYI. IT WASNT FUNNY THAT DAY.... I WAS IN SS3 THEN..

debraobas:
My Boyfriend Likes Urinatin In My Mouth & Force Me To Su*k Him Till He Cû-ms Every Morning







How do I stop him from this act? 

Am Brenda, 24 years old&am a student at Makerere University, I stay with my boyfriend who is also a campuser. Every morning my boyfriend wants me to drink his morning pee/urine. This started way back in my 1st year wen we decided to get freaky, he suggested to pee in my mouth of which I agreed and since then he has made it a dailyroutine. 

Every morning he wakes up and tells me he has to pee in my mouth, I get on my knees, open my mouth real wide and wait for him to fill it with his hot morning pee and after he’s done peeing in my mouth,i suck his di-*k until he cums in my mouth. This is how i start my mornings. He’s now used to it and whenever I refuse, he beats me up so bad. I really love him so much and Idon't want to hurt him. 

I’m now scared of drinking his pee because some Kenyan friend of mine told me pee/ -urine contains a harmful substance, please is it true? And if yes, how do I stop my boyfriend from this act without him beating me up? 

He enjoys it and so am just confused……Please help!

MADNESS IS ROMANCING YOU AND UR BF. U DNT NEED TO STOP HIM, ONES A SOLDIER IS ALWAYS A SOLDIER I THINK HE HAS BEEN PEEING IN UR MOUTH FOR A LONG TIME AND U ENJOY IT. CONTINUE, IT IS A GOOD MEDICINE... NO HELP HERE. OKAY

WELL, MASTURBATION IS A WAY OF LIFE, GUYS DO IT, LADIES DO IT ALSO..... NON OF LADIES IN NAIRALAND COULD CLAIM THEY NEVER MASTURBATE. BUT WHY IS IT THAT MASTURBATION IS ONLY TAG WITH GUYS..... ONLY WAY TO STOP MASTURBATION IS TO GET MARRY...WELL, MASTURBATION IS A WAY OF LIFE, GUYS DO IT, LADIES DO IT ALSO..... NON OF LADIES IN NAIRALAND COULD CLAIM THEY NEVER MASTURBATE. BUT WHY IS IT THAT MASTURBATION IS ONLY TAG WITH GUYS..... ONLY WAY TO STOP MASTURBATION IS TO GET MARRY...WELL, MASTURBATION IS A WAY OF LIFE, GUYS DO IT, LADIES DO IT ALSO..... NON OF LADIES IN NAIRALAND COULD CLAIM THEY NEVER MASTURBATE. BUT WHY IS IT THAT MASTURBATION IS ONLY TAG WITH GUYS..... ONLY WAY TO STOP MASTURBATION IS TO GET MARRY...

come and taste mine. u will see i am sweeter than ur cousin, before u know it, u will stop taking ur cousin dick

WHICH SCH DO U GO WHERE IS UR STATE WHO IS UR FIRST TEACHER WHO IS UR LAST TEACHER DO U TAKE SK























UR REASONING NO BAM AT ALL....



ENROL TO MY SCHOOL.... UNIVERSITY OF LOVE ANALYSIS

WHICH SCH DO U GO WHERE IS UR STATE WHO IS UR FIRST TEACHER WHO IS UR LAST TEACHER DO U TAKE SK























UR REASONING NO BAM AT ALL....



ENROL TO MY SCHOOL.... UNIVERSITY OF LOVE ANALYSIS

show us some of the english that u have killed and roasted for him

tochibaby:
And who the fvck are you?

WHY DO U CARE TO KNOW. ARE U TRIPPING FOR ME ALREADY?Write application letter.....

temitemi1:
Stop patronizing brothel bro!

it aint brothel.....

u all just fall for this girl bait... she was with me yesterday.. same thing she told me that will happen actually happened.... her tactics work. Kudos to his master(ME)

u just fall to this girl bait... she was with me yesterday.. same thing she told me that will happen actually happened.... her tactics work. Kudos to his master(ME)

A girl told me this....

You are talking nonsense when you don't hold your money, girls are not smiling again. you hold money, we give you what you want.
my fellow masculine Nairalander, What type of advice do u have for girls that still have such mentality?

RECYCLE BIN

Israel5:
If e work, no more Igbo 4 me #i pray

lol....

To get pink lips fast naturally there is a need for clearing impurities from lips and
keeping it moisturized. You can try for some natural remedies at your home like lemon,
honey, olive oil, aloe-vera and sugar. Lips give a charming effect to the beauty of both
men and women. Scrubbing, providing moisture and proper care is the key to make
your lips rosy pink.


Exfoliate your lips
Prepare a paste containing rose petals, honey and cucumber. After 10 minutes, add 1
teaspoon milk to the paste and apply to the lips. This scrub helps you to remove dirt
and dead skin cells on the lips giving it a pinkish look. Second method is to take a
toothbrush, add honey to the top and gently exfoliate it to the lips. This removes the
dirt and impurities that make our lips to look dark and honey deeply moisturizes lips
getting you soft and pinkish lips naturally at home. Apart from this, clean your lips
daily at night using rose water. Take a cotton balls and dip it in rose water. Now gently
rub it gently for removing the darkness from lips.
Keep your lips moist
Apply vitamin E moisturizing creams and unflavoured lip balms to keep lips
moisturized. These moisturizers prevent our lips from becoming dark and chapped.
Using such moisturizers will definitely make your lips pink in a few days.
Massages
Massages help to increase the circulation of blood to lips. Increased blood flow creates
and illusion and make lips appear more reddish. Ice-cubes can be used to massage
your lips. Take one ice-cube and gently rub it to your lips. Following this procedure
daily will help you to relax your lip muscles and keep it beautiful.
Home remedies for reddish lips
1. Massage your lips with aloe-vera gel for treating dry lips, removing dirt and
lightening lips complexion. Antioxidants in aloe gel are very effective in lightening
dark lips and making it pink. Take some aloe gel and gently massage it to lips for
15 minutes and then wash it off using warm water.
2. Since lemon is a natural cleanser, it cleans the dirt on lips, making it look rosy.
Citric acid in lemon acts as a bleaching agent for skin. Take fresh lemon juice and
rub it to your lips. This will help to clean your lips and vitamin C present in lemon
lightens the lips making it pink. Orange juice and peels are also rich in vitamin C
which is useful in lightening dark lips.
3. Milk cream is full of nutrients and moisture that make it one of the best remedy for
lightening the complexion of lips. Take some milk cream and add rose petals to it.
Now allow it to cool in refrigerator for 20 minutes. Remove it and gently massage it
to the lips. Now let it rest on lips for 15 minutes and then wash it. Milk and rose
petal mixture will make your lips pink in a few days.
4. Olive oil mixed with honey and lemon juices makes lips red and gives it a seducing
effect. Olive oil is rich in vitamin E and moisture that make lips glowing and soft.
Apply this oil to lips before sleeping and repeat it for some days. Soon you will
notice that your lips are turning pink.
5. Cucumbers are rich in skin lightening properties and lots of water that help to make
lips moist and pink. Take cucumber slice and keep it on lips daily for 15 minutes.
6. A mixture of beetroot and carrot paste can be applied to lips to give it an attractive
shade.

clemzo101:
Na wa for some people. Ur mates are out derelooking to better dere lives and u are here with dis poo

clemzo101:
Na wa for some people. Ur mates are out derelooking to better dere lives and u are here with dis poo

clemzo101:
Na wa for some people. Ur mates are out derelooking to better dere lives and u are here with dis poo

WHAT IS UR FUCKING PROB WITH MINE. IF U KNOW U HAV GOT NOTHNG IN UR MENDULUM OBLANGATA TO SHARE, will u just keep shut...

I saw this on my Girlfriend msg box...
Don't think i am stupid for what i did, I only want to know the type of a girl u are, if only u dnt want to...... I ASKED MY GIRL THE MEANING BUT SHE TOLD ME SHE CAN'T REMENBER.. I Really need u people help on this issue as ur humble bro

A lady's handbag which contained her cell phone, credit card, purse etc was stolen. Thirty minutes later she managed to call her husband, from a pay telephone telling him what happened.Her husband said, 'I just received ur text msg asking about our pin number and I have replied a little while ago'. When they rushed to the bank, the staff told them their money was already withdrawn.The thief had used the stolen cell phone to text her husband and get hold of their pin number. Within twenty mins he (thief) had withdrawn their money from their bank account.As much as possible do not disclose the relationship between you and the people on ur call list. Avoid using names like Home, Honey,Sweetheart, Mum, Dad etc. And very importantly, when sensitive information is being asked for through txt msg, confirm by Calling Back. Also, when being texted by frnds or family to meet them somewhere, be sure to call back to confirm that the msg came from them. If you do not reach them, be very careful about going places to meet family and frnds who txt u.PLEASE PASS THIS ON You will never know who this might help.

U are just being boasting in this trend trying to create an Impression that you are a classic girl.. Can't you just tell us what you do to guys that turn them off.......

onlyievera:
This isn't an i too know thread, i know my opinion probably shouldn't count in your life. But this is just a list of things guys do that i think are very lame.

1. Masturbating, why should a grown man even indulge in this

2. Looking to find happiness in girls instead of building their own life. I believe a man should build a good life before even considering having a GF. I am not a gold digger, but money keeps a man in charge, of you're not well to do you leave yourself at the mercy of some good for norhing girls who have no value to add to your life than a pretty face and some asss.

3. Football betting, i just hate gambling why not work like other men instead of living your destiny to chance. Someone might win something huge but you may never.

4. Visiting prostituites

5.Dirty boxers

6. Being lazy, looking for a girl to do your cooking or do your laundry. Except i am your wife, no way am doing that.

Guys that turn you On
a guy who enjoy smoking weed instead of visiting Asawo
A guy who have countless girl friends instead of that self servicing...

ginawest:
Dis one z small..lolz..if u c my own gift ehn,u wl know dat pipu r stingy..lolz

hbd to u

Nothing is bad.... I am not afraid of the storm cos I am learning how to sail my ship

sinaj:
I luv New York

av always had a tin for Niggers

jux lyk da music Empire state of mind by Jay z

I have it right here with me