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TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: Know the difference between enjoying your youth and destroying your future. |
Ladies, go for a MAN that will always put you first and consider your feelings before making decisions. |
One day you will die and you will explain to God why you said the life he created is not balanced. ![]() |
Nothing is sweeter than the first month of dating. You can even sell your kidney just to make your partner happy. |
Guys eat good food just in case you vomit in public, no be everyday you go de carry woman go fast food de swallow spit and bottle water. My guy vomit soaked garri today, I use shame go buy egusi soup and meat pour untop am. ![]() |
Guys, before you start building any relationship or paying bride price, please confirm the girl very well o. Make e no go be say you don buy community property. |
A girl who loves you so much won't ask you for money...She will even collect from other guys and spend on you. Guys take note. |
A woman is a mystery. When she loves you, you may think she is foolish. The day she turns the page, even your money annoys her. |
Nwanne No be to dey remove her bra & pant everytime, teach your woman how to hustle she fit get grace pass you. |
You can't hurt a man several times and expect him to still love you the same way he did when you first met. The more he forgives you, the lesser he loves you. |
After accepting your friend request, you are still asking her can we be friends? When will simps have sense? ![]() |
You asked for 5k I tell you say I no get and you go upload status saying "Life is a circle" Even if life na parallelogram I still no get. ![]() |
Anytime a girl begin to post I love the woman am becoming. Just know that the guy didn't send the urgent 2k ![]() |
How can you cheat on your broke boyfriend with a broke guy, are you addicted to poverty? ![]() |
Anybody who easily believes lies about you without finding your side of the story was already looking for a way to be against you. |
5 Boyfriends, 4 sugar daddies and you're still struggling to buy data monthly. My sister that's a waste of sin. ![]() |
Ladies please stop wasting your time looking for Mr right just find Mr left and drag the idiot to the right. ![]() |
Some relationship these days are like birthday, once the cake is eaten, the party is over. Don't ask me what is cake o. ![]() |
Have you ever noticed that when a relationship is new, there's never a network problem? Both parties hear each other clearly. |
Cheating is never a mistake like most people claim. You talked, you planned, you linked up and you bleeped, own up to your actions. |
When Traveling For Sex, Do You Pray For journey Mercies? I'm asking for a friend. ![]() |
Nothing hurts women more like when they say "Please leave me and you leave them immediately. Guy's take note, it hurts them so much. |
As a handsome guy, don't think you will get any lady you desire, cause I now notice that most ladies this days love ugly guys with larger pocket. |
If your woman is sick, don't rush her to hospital immediately, just apply FIRST AID by crediting her account, it works faster than drugs... ![]() |
IPhone is just a phone in other countries but in Nigeria it's an achievement and ladies are ready to swallow gallons of cum for an opportunity to own one. ![]() |
He bought you ice cream and sharwama and you can't get him off your mind, my sister you are not In love, you are hungry. |
I respect smokers a lot because its not easy to decide not to live long by yoursef |
Bad luck is when you have only one boyfriend and finding out you are his side chick. |
It's a Saturday again, ladies remember to video call your boyfriend. He could be getting married. |
Your erection is a sign that you are a real man but following it to everywhere it leads you is a sign that you’re useless. |
Don't compare your struggling boyfriend with your sugar daddy after all your father failed that's why his mate are sleeping with you. |
Once you lie to a man, you lose his trust, Once you disrespect him, you lose his respect, Once you cheat on him, he will never love you the same way he once did. |
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