Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 7:28am On Apr 10, 2021 |
If you use Money to get Her, it will cost you money to keep her. So think twice before showing her your wallet. |
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 7:25am On Apr 10, 2021 |
You change your bedsheets, arranged your room nearly, hang air freshener.. she no show up you come dey vex.. bros as your room neat you no like am?  |
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 7:19am On Apr 10, 2021 |
Don't date any babe with cracked Android phone screen my brother. Replacing that screen or getting her a new phone will be your first romantic project. |
Romance › Re: Marrying A 35-Year-Old Lady by FalseProphet1(m): 10:33pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
Proposing to a lady above 35 years is not an engagement, it’s a rescue mission... This I have seen. |
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 10:27pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
Magnoliaa: [color=deeppink]FalseProphet1, *taps and shakes and kicks and punches and stabs him back to reality*, oya, continue with your quotes.
I won't butt in again. I sw- swe- swea--. I won't, lmaooooooo.[/color] But what I wrote is in the Bible songs of Solomon, or don't you read your Bible. We were created to procreate, you procreate by having intercourse, you have intercourses by being romantic towards the woman, you become romantic by making her happy, you make her happy by stalking her, you stalk her by getting on her nerves...I have done everything thing remaining the intercourse part.  |
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 10:16pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
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Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 10:07pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
Magnoliaa: [color=deeppink]Oh ye holy one, the one whom hast been appointed from everlasting to bear the word of he who sent you;
Thou, that hast been blest with the gift of the almighty to do wonders; speak only the word and it shall be; and by the powers upon thee, yea, by the true powers upon thee, thine words shall manifest even when DMs hath not be sendeth.[/color] Oh ye my daughter, I have spoken to thee but thou believest me not, I have whispered but thou hearest me not, I have cried, but thou showest no compassion towards me. Now I pray thee come to my abode so I can be with thee. Thou art fair in countenance and thy words are as they that sing melodious songs, I long to see thee that I might hear thy melodious voice. Whatever thou seeketh shall be granted to thee, thou shall have wealth, thine children's children shall be blessed, they that pisseth against the wall from thine generations shall be Kings. So come, I pray thee, that I might perceive the sweet fragrance of thine hair and feel thine skin against mine, for it was for this reason that man was created. |
Music/Radio › Re: Wizkid - Essence (official Video) Ft. Tems by FalseProphet1(m): 9:45pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
I see Wizkid having two more kids from two different women before this year runs out. The kids will be girls, take not of this prophecy. This I have seen. |
Politics › Re: Prince Philip, Queen Elizabeth, Azikiwe & Obi Of Onitsha In Onitsha In 1956 by FalseProphet1(m): 9:41pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
Almost everyone in this picture is dead, so there will be no prophesies on this particular thread.
Have a splendid weekend and may God continue to send us Ravens to feed us since Buhari is bent on starving a nation of over 600millon people to death. |
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 9:38pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
Magnoliaa: [color=deeppink]I no need dawan again. This side of False Prophet dey more legit and interesting. Na love potion ah wan. Or something that will tie a man's destiny. What can you recommend?
PS: I particularly need something different that can turn Nazgul into my answering boy.[/color] What are you will to give to make this request become a reality? |
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 9:31pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
Magnoliaa: [color=deeppink]Is the gospel meant to be hoarded, and put under a lamp? Nay. Show it to others and light their paths, that they may not stumble on the rocky ground of love, oh Prophet.[/color] Oh ye my daughter, shall thou not harken unto the voice of your father so that it shall be well with thee? Come closer I pray thee let's talk privately so that I can tell you what lies thererin in your future, for I have see many things concerning thee. |
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 9:05pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
Magnoliaa: [color=deeppink]"The rich also cry..."  "I will rather laugh inside keke than cry inside G Wagon..." Say whaaaaaat??  "Vanity upon vanity..." "We will not take anything to heaven..."[/color]  |
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 9:02pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
Magnoliaa: [color=deeppink]This one that you're doing like someone that is normal. Okay.[/color]  Do I behave like an abnormal person?  |
Politics › Re: Imo CP, Nasiru Mohammed Failed To Request MOPOL, Military Reinforcement by FalseProphet1(m): 9:00pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
He would have been sacked but because he comes from the other tribe, his negligence will be overlooked and he will receive a promotion instead. This I have seen. |
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 8:58pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
Nothing gives girls joy like when their boyfriend mother call her "Our wife" she will be like mama can I wash the fence.  |
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 8:52pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
Apart from money cannot buy happiness which other poor man's quote do you know.  |
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 8:52pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
If your gf/wife or bf/hubby don't like posting you on Facebook, and doesn't comment on your post. Breathren he or she is cheating on you. |
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 8:50pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
If U don't Work Hard in Life to Succeed, U will be calling Successful People Ritualists and Prostitutes for the Rest of Ur Life! |
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 8:50pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
Magnoliaa: [color=deeppink]I no need dawan again. This side of False Prophet dey more legit and interesting. Na love potion ah wan. Or something that will tie a man's destiny. What can you recommend?[/color] You will have to chat me up privately for the tips. |
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 8:49pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
Magnoliaa: [color=deeppink]Where is the lie?[/color]
[color=deeppink]Lmaoo. Have you not start contradicting yasef now? Kwantinu. Yinmu.
Bhet, False Prophet, are you moving the pillar of your prophesying business to love and relationship mata now, 'coz adun hondastand theses tips you're shearing?[/color] Even the Bible has its own love portions. Like the book of songs of Solomon. God out Father approved it for us cos he wants us to experience what it feels like to be in love.  |
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 8:47pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
And She asked him, " where is dis relationship leading us to? den he replied "anywhere fuel finish, we go park" & she fainted  |
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 8:46pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
May dear relationship people Is the person that promised to stand by you still standing or he/she don go sit down?  |
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 8:42pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
Nowadays Guys no longer ask 'have you eaten? Now is 'take care of yourself for me...girls una see una life?  |
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 8:40pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
Most girls will say I need a God fearing man. When they eventually meet him they'll start demanding for money instead of King James Bible.  |
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 8:37pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
Magnoliaa:
 You haven't come for the spiritual cleansing yet.  |
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 8:37pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
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Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 8:36pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
Magnoliaa: [color=deeppink]Riiight on point. So separately, I want all those including their abbreviation or what is it called? [/color]  |
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 8:35pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
If youu ask a Nigerian man to describe "wife material "..he will describe a maid.  |
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 8:33pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
Lack of money can make all your problems look like spiritual attack. Hussle o! |
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 8:31pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
Girls will be like “all I want from him is CARE, ATTENTION, SUPPORT & HONESTY” now put all the first letters together (CASH)  |
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 8:23pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
Do you know that some women train their house girls into wife material and train their children into slay queens? |
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 8:21pm On Apr 09, 2021 |
Even Broke guys will be calling ladies Gold digger My brother wat can she dig from you...When youu are just an Aluminum.  |