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Secrets and lies kills a relationship, No matter how careful You are,You'll get caught.

adadike:
Am already at the door of your office, pls open the door. I love you so much that I decided to keep the vow which says 'for better for worse, in rain and in sunshine till death do us part

Lol... Ada ada.

There is hunger in the land, yet some people are still borrowing money to support this demonic government, I see supporters of this government being kidnapped, I see them crying for help, I see buhari ignoring their pleas, I see reality beginning to Dawn on them as they join hands to kick out this blood sucking government. This I have seen.

And who holds them responsible for the suffering and unchallenged killings across the country? Very useless government. I see all of them dying of strange aliment before the end of this year. This I have seen.

Dating an ugly girl is so stressful, every 3 minutes she will call and ask youu, I hope you won't leave me.

Getting pregnant for a guy named Peter is very dangerous. He denied Jesus 3 times, imagine an ordinary pregnancy?

She posted I'm sad you rush go reply what's wrong?? is like you get 10k that you are not using.

Show me a woman/man that can leave he/her phone around their partner unlocked because he or she got nothing to hide. None.

Sweetheart I will spend the night at the office with my secretary because its raining heavily here....Love you and good night. Reply as a wife.

No matter what you're going through in your relationship, find food & chop first, it's very necessary.

You stand at a spot finished two sachet of water but any day you buy bottle water you will travel with it from Lagos to Abuja...some people and fake life.

Some ladies will stop at the middle of romance just to ask you "Do you love me?". How can he hate you at that point??

To those men who plait their hair and wear ear ring, may God add mensuration.

The power of a man can break the bone of a woman, but the silence of a woman can destroy a man's destiny. Men be careful!!!

MY SISTER HUSTLE OOO, SO THAT IF YOU WANT TO EAT PIZZA OR SOMETHING ELSE, YOU WILL OPEN YOUR WALLET NOT YOUR Leg..

I thought I have seen it all until when I found out that pastors in theological schools are supervised during exams.

It's Over Between Us!

This Statement Can Make You Enter Keke Without Sitting down.

If you love slim girls, date/marry them
Don't force thick girls to lose weight.
Don't spoil another man's spec abeg

Imagine you showing your wife something in your phone and a message enters,why did you release inside me yesterday?

Xenry:
Wetin dey worry this one? Abi dey don break ur heart?

Learn them son, because we're in perilous times.

I wonder why women called it menstruation instead of womenstruation. They like shifting all their problem on men hmmm.

Some guys hand are very fast in removing pants but when it comes to removing money you will think they have stroke.

Get a job before u think of Romancing someone daughter because even in the Bible, the book of Job comes before Romans.

Stop checking her messages and call logs.... Sometimes check her gallery and buy her those Clothes, Shoes and Bags she Screenshot.

No breast, no buttocks and you say beauty is internal? My sister, will he romance your intestines

Once you post "Love is not all about money" you will just see stingy men clapping for you in the comment section.

Charity begins at home, I want to know, where do you learn doggy style from...home?

I see emotional Nigerians raising funds for this man and his fiancee, I see them getting their own apartment and getting married before the end of this year. This I have seen.

I see a Duke of a very populated West African country who is currently in the UK as well and almost the same age with this departed Duke dying as well. This I have seen.

GorillaApp:
You will best of friends at least.
Let me call Falseprophet1 to come and look into the matter and tell me what he sees

I see him impregnating ishilove before this year runs out. This I have seen.

I see him becoming very popular because this generation loves negativity, I see millions following him on IG, twitter and Facebook, I see him marrying a very beautiful model, I see him visiting Nigeria after attaining popularity, I see buhari and Osibanjo welcoming him to aso rock, I see Buhari's supporters recording his visit as a very great achievement for the buhari administration. This I have seen.