₦airaland Forum

I see zlatan having a baby mama before the end of this year. This I have seen.

Very soon Nigeria will be without a police force. This I have seen.

I see a flawless victory for Israel. This I have seen.

Chatting with a Lady online is very sweet until she says please can you do me a favour?

Thousands will still fall victims despite the warnings. This I have seen.

I see money exchanging hands before his release was secured, I see the police advising him (the pastor) not to inform the public of the ransom so that they (the police) can take the credit of rescuing him, I see the pastor adopting the mute role on his kidnap, I see the truth coming out sooner than expected. This I have seen.

Osibanjo cannot defy his master who gave him that position in the first place by coming out for president, Osibanjo will not run for president come 2023. This I have seen.

I see peace returning back to the south east, I see a new president addressing the nation on October 1st this year, I see Nigerians smiling once again. This I have seen.

El Rufai will be disgraced out of office. This I have seen.

I don't see him serving the suspension, I see him using his position as a reps member to fight the emir in court, I see him winning after money changes hands, I see the suspension being revoked. This I have seen.

I see Buhari's plane crashing on his way back to Nigeria after the summit. This I have seen.

In as much as I would love to believe this, what I'm seeing is quite different, I see the parents trying to protect their kids from stigmatization, I see the government trying to sweep the matter under the carpet. This I have seen.

I see that guy getting sacked. This I have seen.

Carchoice:
The only time I used to watch movies back then was when my female friends visits.

Few minutes into the movie, I will purposely increase the AC and wait for her to complain of cold.

“Come closer my dear”

You won't make heaven. This I have seen

This isn't news, just a normal day in Africa. This I have seen.

Husband hug wife from the back wife shouted

Oga landlord wait ooh, let my husband go work.

Wahala be like wetin again?

Ladies be careful when guys call you wife material, most of them didn't come to buy materials, they came to cut pieces for samples.

Do you understand, abi I should go deeper?

Girls please stop this nonsense habit of using pregnancy to test your guy love,one guy almost relocated to abia yesterday.

I don't find extremely fat women sexually attractive, I don't know if I'm the only one who feels this way

As a prophet, I stand with Israel, I see Israel winning this war, I see the United States secretly supporting Israel with weapons and intelligence, I see a massive barrage of nuclear missiles by the US on Iran, I see the Arabs surrendering. This I have seen.

I see this woman getting a political appointment in the next administration. This I have seen.

Funny people, do they thing that if Nigeria breaks up, they'll be moving around Biafra and oduduwa lands destroying their crops with impunity? No government will tolerate their stupidity. I can comfortably say that the fulanis are the sole beneficiaries of one Nigeria.

I see buhari including Chad in Nigeria's 2022 budget, I see Nigerians protesting violently, I see femi adesanya and garuba sheu telling Nigerians that the people of Chad too are Nigerians and we should see them as one, I see buhari allocating billions to them. This I have seen.

I don't see PDP tendering any apology to obaseki, I see obaseki decamping back to APC as a result of his unresolved differences with PDP, I see him coming out for senatoral seat in 2023 under APC, I see him winning. This I have seen.

What kind of company does its interview in a hotel?

Nairaland mods have started smoking weed. This I have seen

I see him releasing an album because of this incident, I see the album catapulting him back to the top, I see his name making headlines in the Nigerian entertainment industry, I see him having a sex scandal. This I have seen.

They shouldn't compel people go give, people should give as they're being led. Putting a specific price tag makes replaces the spirituality with business

I see jobless Nairalanders in their 40s who sleep with countless prostitutes daily, impregnated several girls and have kids they can't cater for calling her a whóre. This I have seen.

Ishilove:
It reminds me of my service year. That year was the most miserable year of my short life as, like you I'm an introvert and I couldn't relate with the locals as they were housewives and cocoa farmers who barely spoke English. Other corp members were a bit of a distance from the village where I resided so I was always alone, battling goats and talking aloud to myself. In that village I realized why goats are called 'stubborn', was toasted by almost every walking male, and of course, for the first time discovered it would be very easy to have multiple boyfriends. I however did not choose that kind of dirty life so I endured intense loneliness.

You have to change your environment because you will be miserable. Don't bother looking for who you can relate with, just change your environment. Change it!!! I speak from experience. Change it!!! I cannot speak English too much. CHANGE IT!!!!!!!!

Haaaa he as heard na, this one you're screaming change it upandan e don do na.

I see the hardship in Nigeria reducing after 2023, I see things going back to normal, I see inflation becoming a thing of the past. This I have seen.

Ashez:
Looks like you are one of us wey get notebook for cheats that year

Exactly, we go write all the fighters, their brutality and fatality.

Noob sibot was down down up with upper cut,he was a cheat back then.