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Dundalk:
you can prophesy but you couldn't see your ban coming..

Oya prophesy who banned you

I know who banned me, but I've forgiven him. I'm planning to go to the mountain soon with my bell and I don't want anything to distract me.

duro4chang:
Even your moniker itself has indicated you. Anything false is is a crime.

It's not so my friend. In exams where you have options of true or false.

Sometimes the right answer can be false.

duro4chang:
Welcome back but sin no more

I was never a sinner. I'm being persecuted.

As a prophet I have suffered so much persecution to the point that they want me to leave my calling.

But would that stop me, no way. I shall continue to prophesy until I ascend into the heavens.

For my followers on my story on the sexuality section, I'll drop an update today cos I'm back for good.

This I have seen.

As a prophet, I'll organize deliverance sessions for the affected people. For a token of course. Tell them to come to my deliverance center and watch cancer and other diseases disappear from their body.

This I have seen.

As a prophet, this isn't my calling. I'm supposed to be seeing visions, not cracking my head in this Tinubu's economy to solve mathematics.

This I have seen.

I am the fight

I am the catastrophey

I am the war

I am the battle

I am fire

I am the Liquid Metal

I’m indaboski bahosa 😂😂😂🤣

This man always makes me laugh. Mr Eri mus.

Biglittlelois:
I didn't know this thread existed, looks interesting

I'm off to reading comments from the first page, I need to get myself updated

Good morning ladies and a lovely week to you all.

You want to read comments from the first page, trust me it's going to be boring.

Read my diary instead. You'd love it.

https://www.nairaland.com/7612647/journey-into-marine-kingdom-prophetic

This I have seen.

Sonnobax15:

One of the near death experience every man must have to face in life

Op,be thankful to God say na house wey get water for their tank you visit,if not,you for hear am..

Abi? I'm very greatful to God.

siofra:
Disgusting!!

Falseprophet take your time

When they tell you to drink water and mind your business, you think it's a joke?

Prophets don't drink water anyhow, it makes us prone to mammy water attacks. 😒

Holluwhakemmy:
You should have take water it will aid your digestion. Praise the Lord you made it, when are we going to share testimony in church?

Next week Sunday.

illicit:
True true

One don tear my anus before


Very dry hard shi...


🥴🤕🥵

Eyah sorry.

Yesterday is a day I'll never forget in my life.

Upon the request of a member, I visited him and his family. His wife prepared vegetable soup, I ate to my satisfaction and we had a very good gist.

After some minutes, I felt the urge to defecate, and he directed me to the restroom. I got in, locked the door, removed my trouser and boxers and hung them up, used a piece to toilet paper to clean the toilet seat, then balanced to get rid of the shit.

This is where the problem started. As I pushed for it to come out, I felt a very sharp pain in my anus. My stool was very dry and hard. I pushed and pushed like a woman in labour and the pain increased.

At some point, the stool got stock in my anus. And despite the fact that I pushed with all my strength, it refused to fully come out. I couldn't breathe again, I let out a faint noise of "ahhhhh" I thought I was going to die. I thought about my life, all the girls I've slept with, all the prophecies I've given, my goals and visions, my dream of building a mega auditorium...But what would they write on my obituary I said to myself, that I was killed by shit. No way. I decided to be a man and push that demonic stool out .

I took a deep breath and resumed my pushing, the pain was horrible, I called on the host of heaven to come to my aid. I started imagining how girls that engage in anal sex do it because it would definitely be painful.

To cut the long story, God gave me victory and I pushed it out of my anus. I regretted not coming with my bell, I would have rang it right there in the toilet for 1 hour to celebrate my victory.

Then the second phase of the problem began. the shit refused to flush. I was there in the toilet stuck for almost 1 hour flushing the useless stubborn shit. As God would have it, I remembered that I saw a red bucket on the corridor. I quickly opened the door, grabbed the bucket, filled it with water and flushed. And the shit was defeated, I could heart it struggling in the pipe as it descended to the suck away, but it had already lost the battle.

I put on my clothes and joined the family in the living room, feeling refreshed and happy.

Truly that was a close call with death. I'm happy I survived it.

This I have seen.

Go ahead, I'm all ears.

This I have seen.

Nigerian youths are unproductive. Know this and have peace.

This I have seen.

One hour.

This I have seen.

bobbybrown007:
Hmm, very wrong. They would have given it to the man of the house and also done it privately, they just fall the Man hand and also Dem don give the woman upper hand for the marriage, me way never get money, what do I no?.

The spirit of poverty has built duplex on your head, that's why you're reasoning this way. But I'll help you.

Go and buy a brand new bell, then lay your right hand on your head and use your left hand to ring the bell vigorously screaming poverty die die die poverty die.

Poverty die oooo poverty die.

Do it for at least 30 minutes and you'll be fine..

This I have seen.

EreluRoz:
Nebuchadnezzar

But he wasn't a prophet na. 😏

folake4u:
Lol. I don't drink alcohol. At all.

Your diary says otherwise.

EreluRoz:
Prophet nebu well done

Thanks. But please what's nebu? 🤔

AngelicBeing:
Abomination, how can a woman join you when you ought to be fasting to mortify the sinful desires of your flesh, l don't want to repeat this message again otherwise, you will be sacked as a prophet finally, it seems you are indeed under the chains of queen mother

She has to join me. I need her badly.

Rokiat:
None of this top the risk in giving birth.

15 year old girls give birth comfortably. So rest