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Travel › Re: Passengers Scamper For Safety As Fire Break Out At Lagos Airport by FalseProphet1(m):
Nigeria is burning. Know this and have peace.

This I have seen.
Properties › Re: Abandoned Mansions: Estate Deserted In Abuja (Photos) by FalseProphet1(m): 3:33pm On Mar 07, 2024
AngelicBeing:
You ought to be at the Sahara desert for your fasting sad
Tell mariahAngel to join me there. Ever since she divorced me and I'm not myself anymore. sad
Romance › Re: Her Best Friend Planned Her Burial And Married Her Husband by FalseProphet1(m): 3:29pm On Mar 07, 2024
Biglittlelois:
She channeled her grievances on the wrong person, the husband must have been an idiot for marrying his own wife's bestie, a woman he swore to for better or for worse, he allowed another woman into his life and knowingly married his wife's best friend? Someone that was in coma? A senseless callous mistake of a man he is.


And yes I 100% blame the husband, he wasn't forced to marry her, if he had said big NO to the friend's advances knowing his wife is on a sick bed, all of that wouldn't have happened,

May we not marry an enemy in Jesus Name, 🙏🏽
As a prophet I can tell you that it's not very easy to endure constant temptations. Your díck would keep on standing like an electric pole whenever she deliberately brushes her breasts on you.

Sometimes when you lie down to sleep it won't go down, you'll keep thinking about the girl and the thing would just stand up till day break. Please don't blame the man because ts not easy.

This I have seen.
Properties › Re: Abandoned Mansions: Estate Deserted In Abuja (Photos) by FalseProphet1(m): 3:12pm On Mar 07, 2024
I see wike claiming that estate, I see him demolishing the structures there.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Aba Geometric Power Project Commissioned In A Hurry — Sir Udensi by FalseProphet1(m): 12:55pm On Mar 07, 2024
Africans and pull him down syndrome. Na wa o

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: . by FalseProphet1(m): 12:42pm On Mar 07, 2024
EreluRoz:
Would you suggest this to your HR ?

I don't see anything wrong with it considering the fact that workers are deprived of their normal night sleep just to meet up with work schedules.

Workers in Lagos and other big cities are mostly found sleeping in busses in the early hours of the morning on their way to work and as such a nap during work hours won't be a bad idea.
As a prophet I take a nap in my spiritual center whenever I'm tired. It's not easy to prophesy for hours without resting.

And I do allow my junior prophets to rest as well. Although I flog them whenever they oversleep. It's part of their training sha.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: She Met Her Husband On Tiktok 6months Ago After Getting Served Breakfast ❣️ by FalseProphet1(m): 12:13pm On Mar 07, 2024
I will not say what I've seen concerning this her marriage. The spirit asked me to conceal it for now.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 10:08am On Mar 07, 2024
No matter how tough the country is. No matter what you're going through, please always remember that a Town Hall is different from balablu
Christianity Etc › Re: Man Prays In Tongues To Chase Away Wild Dogs (Video) by FalseProphet1(m): 9:56am On Mar 07, 2024
These are not wild dogs na. If it's those brutal wild dogs on NatGeo wild, even his bones we won't see.

I remember one early morning around 5am, I was going to my spiritual center for a morning deliverance, 2 ekuke starting barking and chasing me. They didn't even respect the fact that I'm a prophet. I ran o. I ran with all my might and climbed one mango tree.

When I later got to church after sitting on the tree for almost 1 hour, I told my members that I was confronted by demons and I came out victorious. One of them gave me 500k as seed. I was so happy. 🙂

This I have seen.
Phones › Re: With A Budget Of 120k, Which Phone Is Best To Go For? by FalseProphet1(m): 9:51am On Mar 07, 2024
Come and sow that money in my spiritual center and I see you buying iPhone 15 by next month.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 10:31am On Mar 03, 2024
No woman has feelings for married men.It's just hunger.
Romance › Re: My Mother Keeps Rejecting All My Suitors Because A Prophet Said So - Naija Lady by FalseProphet1(m): 3:09pm On Feb 29, 2024
You have to believe the prophet and wait for your husband to come from the abroad and marry you. You're just 24 you're not even up to 30 yet why not wait for at least 10 years before complaining?

If you wait and he comes he will marry you and take you to the abroad and you'll enjoy there forever because there's dollars on the streets.

This I have seen.
Career › Re: Tax Experts, How Much Is He Supposed To Receive At The End Of The Month? by FalseProphet1(m):
Add tithe deduction and I'll tell you how much ges suppose to be getting every month.

This I have seen.
Agriculture › Re: Faith Patricia Ariokot: Ugandan Sets Record For The Longest Time To Hug A Tree by FalseProphet1(m): 8:52am On Feb 29, 2024
illicit:
U no serious

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Please you have to hurry and come so that the agent of the dark forces wouldn't multiply. Now we just need 4 canes. If they multiply we'll need like 10 -12 canes to flog them out of your body. And you might cry cos I'll tell my junior prophets to tie you while I pieces the canes on your bare back.
Agriculture › Re: Faith Patricia Ariokot: Ugandan Sets Record For The Longest Time To Hug A Tree by FalseProphet1(m): 2:31am On Feb 29, 2024
illicit:
I wan spend a whole day inside bathroom

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That one is spirit of masturbation. Come to my spiritual center with 4 canes and I'll flog it out of your life and you'll be fine and start spending lesser time in the bathroom.

This I have seen.
Health › Re: My Son Looks Like 7up's Fido Dido, Help!!!! by FalseProphet1(m): 10:08pm On Feb 28, 2024
The dark forces have built a stronghold in his life. Bring him to my spiritual center for deliverance and he'll become an orobo within weeks.

This I have seen.
Agriculture › Re: Faith Patricia Ariokot: Ugandan Sets Record For The Longest Time To Hug A Tree by FalseProphet1(m): 9:53pm On Feb 28, 2024
illicit:
U don dey see shege


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Look to the bright side bro. At least your name would enter Guinness world record. cheesy
Agriculture › Re: Faith Patricia Ariokot: Ugandan Sets Record For The Longest Time To Hug A Tree by FalseProphet1(m): 9:49pm On Feb 28, 2024
illicit:
Nice one
I see you breaking that record before June this year.

This I have seen.
Food › Re: Favour Found Me This Morning. by FalseProphet1(op): 1:26pm On Feb 26, 2024
obembet:
U deserve serious beating
Lol...my old friend.

How's Tinubu's government treating you?

You literally couldn't hide your hatred for Igbos last year during the campaign. I hope you're enjoying the fruits of your tribalistic choice.
Politics › Re: NLC Protest: Breakdown Of Law & Order not To Be Tolerated In Lagos - CP Fayoade by FalseProphet1(m): 3:27pm On Feb 25, 2024
undecided
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 8:28am On Feb 24, 2024
Some men have never visited GYM in their life, but they look so physically fit because of jumping from one female bed to another.
Romance › Re: Flying In The Dream by FalseProphet1(m): 8:01am On Feb 24, 2024
EreluRoz:
No, not all flying in the dreams are associated with witchcraft, some are actually a divine power over evil attacks. Truvelisback can explain further
A divine power over witchcraft would show you flying to escape and attack or some evil people. All in all, you'll be aware of your flight and be in charge.

Flying randomly and being afraid which he admitted means that he's not in control of his spirit. Something else is controlling it. And I'm calling that something witchcraft.

How have you been?

Sent you a mail...
Romance › Re: Flying In The Dream by FalseProphet1(m): 7:55am On Feb 24, 2024
EreluRoz:
It means you have a special power above some evil attacks. Ask truvelisback
Flying in the dream is a sign of witchcraft.

He should go for deliverance because he has been initiated without his consent. He's most likely a blind witch.
Food › Favour Found Me This Morning. by FalseProphet1(op): 10:50am On Feb 22, 2024
Favor found me this morning as I was driving out to meet a client at my spiritual center.

Behold, this "Bush meat" was running towards me. Na him I march am.

See am! I don put am for Booth. Meat don sure for me today. grin

I enjoy doing the Lord's work. grin

All romancelanders are invited to have a taste of this divine Bush meat.

This I have seen.

Forum Games › Re: You Have 1000 Naira To Create A Perfect Man by FalseProphet1(m): 1:10pm On Feb 21, 2024
sad
Christianity Etc › Re: Christians From Other Denominations Will Bow Before You - Adeboye Prays For RCCG by FalseProphet1(m): 8:14am On Feb 18, 2024
That statement baba made is a slap on the face of the body of Christ nation wide. He should tender and official apology asap.

Anyways I see Tinubu resigning before Easter.

This I have seen.

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