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Technology Market / Re: Infinix Manufactures Laptops Launches Inbook X1 And X1 Pro by Fanuchi007: 8:20pm On Jul 13, 2021
90%of Nigerians don't buy new laptops. They use foreign used laptops. Maybe them de target
Crime / Re: Lagos Police On Chidinma Ojukwu's Video: 'No More Comments' by Fanuchi007: 7:32am On Jul 13, 2021
For those of us confused why chidinma is looking fresh, An accused remains innocent till proven guilty by a competent Court. The Nigerian police knows this like the back of their palm. So, Any case that has a lot of media coverage, the police will always try to potray itself as being very disciplined. If your case no get Media attention, u ar on your own!!
This is going to be a long trial... Wish I could attend all the sessions, I'll learn a lot
Crime / Re: I Didn’t Kill Usifo Ataga- Chidinma Denies Killing Super TV CEO by Fanuchi007: 5:52pm On Jul 12, 2021
If you're not in the legal system, you would not understand. I saw this coming. If I was her counsel, I will say same.
She can actually walk away acquitted of murder. Just some simple casting wai fit bluff her up. If it can be proven by her defense that she wasn't the person who ordered those drugs.... She can actually claim she was intoxicated forcefully by the deceased and acted under influence of drugs. She can claim she was not in the right frame of mind.
Withdrawing money from the CEOs ATM might be the only crime she might be charged for. But even that, she can also claim she was granted access by the deceased to withdraw from his ATM. The most difficult cases to prove in Court are murder cases. Cos two elements must be fulfilled to constitute murder.
1. mens rea: intention to commit crime
2.actus reus: act of commiting the crime

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Literature / Re: Why I Separated Myself From Catholicism – Chimamanda Adichie by Fanuchi007: 8:16am On Jul 12, 2021
Sugardick:
Currently reading Americanah.


I find people who shout FTC as babies and fools in real life hmmm just thinking out loud undecided
The only baby and fool here is you. You are so full of foolishness that you don't understand when people de just catch cruise.
Some of the people who catch cruise for being the FTC, if u see them for real life, na sir/ma you go call them.
How much moni maturtrity don deposit for your account angry angry
Crime / Re: CCTV: Caroline Kangongo Escaping Kenya Hotel After Murder - Graphic! by Fanuchi007: 5:26pm On Jul 11, 2021
Awon "future is female" gang have been on a low lately. Chidinma and co ar really making them proud cool
Religion / Re: TB Joshua's Burial: Daddy Freeze Reacts As Top Nigerian Pastors Refuse To Attend by Fanuchi007: 9:57am On Jul 11, 2021
Even God knows I attend church just because I want my parents to be at peace. Make them no come de reason sai I don join underworld.
God does not have a religion. God is love. Just love everyone and fvck religion. Same people preaching goespel of love can't even attend burial of their perceived enemy

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Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy: BIA Has Been In My DM Since 2018 by Fanuchi007: 3:27am On Jul 11, 2021
Av never gave a fvck about giving a fvck.
Religion / Re: Women Looking Sexy Is Not A Sin - Pastor Says As He Reveals He Loves Waist Beads by Fanuchi007: 12:49pm On Jul 08, 2021
I need to attend this church anytime I feel like clubbing in a holy way grin

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Romance / Re: Please Stop Flushing Condoms Through Toilet I Just Saw One In Lagos by Fanuchi007: 8:47am On Jul 07, 2021
I hope sai u no lodge with girl wai na 22 years, even if she be 22 years, make she no dai fair but if she fair, I take God beg you.... Make she no be UniLag student grin grin grin
Prophet Zebrudiah told me to tell you cool
Family / Re: Twin Sisters Impregnated By Their Mother's Fiancé In Nasarawa, Welcome Babies by Fanuchi007: 4:13pm On Jul 05, 2021
Calicoe:

How e take affect you? Abi you dey find tiv girls? Dude it's just an experience I had and I don't see how it affects you
Na immaturity be ur problem. Grow up!!! Matured guys don't brag about d distance a girl travels to av sex wit them. I also have 4 sisters. So I take exception to people talking down on ladies after having sex with them. If u think that are cheap just cos u had sex with them, what does that make you that is having sex with your so called "cheap girl"
Sports / Re: How Sport Bet Ruined And Destroyed Me For 7 Years by Fanuchi007: 1:33pm On Jul 05, 2021
A recent research has found out that most gambling addicts are very focused on life goals b4 becoming addicted. That focus when directed to gambling becomes very destructive.

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Family / Re: Twin Sisters Impregnated By Their Mother's Fiancé In Nasarawa, Welcome Babies by Fanuchi007: 1:17pm On Jul 05, 2021
[quote author=Calicoe post=103390994]
This one no be casting as long as I no mention anybody name. Get it? [/quotge]

But why u de loud am. If another girl de read this thing, she no go dai comfortable to show other homeboys love. S*x na base on understanding. If a lady gives me s*x without stressing me out, I keep her in high esteem. Would you have preferred if she denied you better food to chop grin. You enjoyed it bro... Show some love for her generosity cool
Family / Re: Twin Sisters Impregnated By Their Mother's Fiancé In Nasarawa, Welcome Babies by Fanuchi007: 1:05pm On Jul 05, 2021
Calicoe:
If that man in the picture is who they say have swag, then somebody like me no need toast them before I yansh them. But wait o, dem use prick swear for tiv girls? I remember when I advertised my self for vanguard news paper some years ago say I need a girl for serious relationship, could you believe say one tiv girl came all the way from benue to delta just to see me? Despite the fact say I experience the best moments of my life with her but I still shock when she finally show because I no expect say she mean am when she say she dey come
Na guys like u de make girls de stingy to give us food. Can't you f*ck and keep it on a low so other homeboys will not be deprived. No de cast girls wai u don chop alaya.
Na OT I don tap you
Family / Re: Twin Sisters Impregnated By Their Mother's Fiancé In Nasarawa, Welcome Babies by Fanuchi007: 1:01pm On Jul 05, 2021
Watin Naira marley de pray and fast for naim this homeboy de flex on a low since 1910 grin grin
Ur strength is second to none. Union Bank should use your pr**k as their logo (big, strong, reliable) grin grin

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Politics / Re: Pray For Pope Francis - President Buhari Ask Nigerians by Fanuchi007: 12:57pm On Jul 05, 2021
Even hitler had a Jewish child as his best friend while at d same time he was........ We all know how to play this game. Where different christian denomination claim to worship same God but can't allow their kids marry from another christian faith.... Where both christians and muslims come out in public events and condem violence against each other, claiming each worship same God.
Las las, religion is dead, people use religion as a weapon to political pówer. Politics is the modern religion
Travel / Re: Tanker Crushes 10 To Death In Ibadan Market by Fanuchi007: 3:34pm On Jul 04, 2021
2 bizness wai de cashout like G na Mortuary and coffin making.
Religion / Re: How Can I Know When God Has Left Me? by Fanuchi007: 9:57am On Jul 04, 2021
In the true sense, there is no way of knowing God has Left you. Just be good to yourself e and others. Cos whatever blessings you think you are receiving because you are a Christian, those who don't even believe in God are also receiving it.
When the rain falls, it fall on everyone.
Religion / Re: How Can I Know When God Has Left Me? by Fanuchi007: 9:53am On Jul 04, 2021
U will know God has "Left you" when God "Right you"
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Mexico. International Friendly (0 - 4) On July 4th 2021 by Fanuchi007: 9:51am On Jul 04, 2021
Did Osaze score??
Romance / Re: Ten Things Every Nigerian Lady Must Avoid If You Want Him To Marry You This Year by Fanuchi007: 9:42am On Jul 04, 2021
No.2 no follow. I love sex grin grin Amen!!! I can't even marry a virgin. I no fit come de stress myself the teach persin different positions like 69 grin.
I can't marry a learner.
Have u ever wondered why learners don't speed while driving? cool
Sexual healing is a good medication grin
Family / Re: Lottery Winner Transfers Millions To Mum So His Wife Won't Get Share In Divorce by Fanuchi007: 7:26am On Jul 03, 2021
Nobody de reject money. Even when the money na haram or blood money. grin grin
Vanity crew, over to you. Pls, give us some poverty motivation of how being poor is a passport to heaven cool cool
Romance / Re: A Nairalander Weds His Pretty South Korean Bride In Owerri (photos) by Fanuchi007: 7:12am On Jul 03, 2021
U geti sure client lock am. Alaye don cash out oh grin
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu's Arrest: Put Same Zeal In Arrest Of Killer Herdsmen ― Ortom Asks FG by Fanuchi007: 6:41am On Jul 02, 2021
Tonylyte:
Ortom is a foo.l. he was part of persons that brought this evil govt into power.
There is no repentant buhari fanatic. All are our woes.
D only bigger fool here is you. Have you never made a mistake in your life? When you make a mistake and change from that mistake, does that make you a fool!!!
Even Biafra that are shouting for independence are wishing they had leaders who can speak for them like Gov. Orton.

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Politics / Re: Unknown Gunmen Storm Owerri, Shoot Sporadically (Video) by Fanuchi007: 9:55pm On Jul 01, 2021
228,000 Naira for Tecno!!!!!!!!!!!!
If I wan come sell d phone, na 40-50k dem go de give me. I no gree, I no buy!!!! It's a great looking phone but if u dai like me that uses a phone fort like only 3-5 months, pls don't buy inorder to avoid heartbreak when u hear the amount people will be giving you when u wan2 sell it.

Phones / Re: Live Unveiling Of The TECNO Phantom X Device (watch Live) by Fanuchi007: 9:40pm On Jul 01, 2021
I hope we wouldn't see players flying in the air while playing FIFA on this one.
I hope the camera sharpness doesn't become dull after 3 months.
I hope I don't start seeing apps automatically being downloaded on the phone.
I hope the can prove us wrong for porting over to xiaomi!!! Cos the phantom 9 was a total flop and disappointment angry

Shout out to team xiaomi cool cool
Nothing here wai we never see for xiaomi

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Celebrities / Re: Kodak Black Throws $100K Into The Ocean; Flushes Money Down The Toilet by Fanuchi007: 9:22pm On Jul 01, 2021
Awon Vanity Crew.... Over to you. Come and give us the poverty motivation. Pls make it brief cos we ain't gat time
Romance / Re: 7 Nigerian Women On Platonic Friendships With Men by Fanuchi007: 5:37am On Jul 01, 2021
I can't label a lady as my best friend for I reason, every female best friend has an expiration date. The expiring date is when they get married. Dude, if a guy is your best friend, it doesn't matter if he'll be married to 30 woman or have 100 kids, u guys will still be best friends and can still hang out and visit each other at will. All this can't happen to your so called female best friend. Your bestie with her end when she's engaged. You can't walk up to the husband and be like " am your wife's best friend' grin

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Celebrities / Re: Peruzzi Last Moments With Obama DMW Before His Death (Video) by Fanuchi007: 12:16pm On Jun 30, 2021
Death is not the worst.... Being broke and dying is the worst achievement you can have as a human being. I rather cry in a Benz than be smiling on a bicycle. RIP Bro. Am happy that you chop life.
Over to Vanity Crew... We are waiting for your póverty glorifying preaching
Education / Re: Uniben Student Gunned Down After Signing Out by Fanuchi007: 7:41am On Jun 30, 2021
I wouldn't be surprised if na woman gun am down grin. The past 1 week, I don de avoid women. People who fear women are liable to live long cool
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Arrested, Extradited To Nigeria, Arrived Nigeria On Sunday by Fanuchi007: 5:56pm On Jun 29, 2021
I love his track suit. Nnamdi abeg borrow me ur versace track suit make I use am pose for instagram grin
Career / Re: My Brother's Company Takes Him To Court Because He Resigned by Fanuchi007: 10:30am On Jun 29, 2021
Even if he signed agreement to work with the company for a stipulated number of years, he must have signed agreement with the company to be collecting monthly salary. If he was not paid, he can also sue the company for damages owing to the fact that his salary were not paid as of when due. We talking of millions of Naira smiley.
Las las d company go tire
Politics / Re: 'Why APC Leadership Nullified Party’s Gubernatorial Primaries' - Anambra APC by Fanuchi007: 9:18am On Jun 29, 2021
My only problem in this country now is..... How we go take reduce price of rubber of garri back to 150 naira!!!

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