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Make I just jejely maintain my hustle.... Npower will Npower ur frustration. Keep off that site fort like 3 days make ur BP NO rise

I come in piss.

D way I love sex, I can't date or marry a lady who doesn't love sex. I will eat my cake every Sunday b4 going to shurch.
Awon holy fanatics... Make una no near me oh. Just avoid me!!

Las las,na diz place white man go come build hotel or recreational center. Nothing like witch here. I can bet with my morning food, if u bring a research team, they will discover it's just noise from animal like bush dog, owl or those laughing jackal. Av always watched Nat-Geo wild since I was a kid. I recognize many of such animal sounds. One time in school, people were scared dat evil spirit was in our hostel, they gathered there praying and spraying anointing oil, when I came there in the morning, I could tell it was an owl. Still there were scared. I was so excited to hear an owl breathing in real life cos it sounds like a human snoring. I tied a mosquito net were it eascapes in d night to go and feed, caught it. Guys wanted me to kill it but I simply took it away and set it free. In Nigeria, any animal that have human traits is associated with Evil.

Even DOT no de get peace...... Las las, we all gon die.

Keep borrowing till the economy goes into regression. I'll just turn my state to a country and return to my village to make it federal capital

Handing over to vanity crew.

Thunder fire all of una wai de hate on diz girl. Alaye, every bustle na hustle. If na ur sis marry FFK, u for don go do thanksgiving for shurch.
Babe, hustle don pay. Now u can make ur mama smile and buy her tht Benz u always wanted her to ride in

Lexusgs430:
Days work or monthly pay...... Ayam getting confused.....

Na monthly pay oh, diz corn tree na cruise

People wai de work for filling station are collecting 13k, people wai de work for bet9ja shop de collect 10k. If dem post open application for 25k cleaner work, trust me, even masters degree holders will apply. Collect watin u see de use am hold body. I get levels no de put food for stomach

Diz guy even came to speak to us at municipality in Calabar about investing in forex while we were serving. When I went to his Instagram page, I saw pictures of him in Dubai driving g wagons and chevrolet camaro and BMW. I just knew he was a G guy. He told us to register for 50k and he will provide all our tools like laptop. Am like, why pay 50k for what I can learn on youtube!!!

Itel is a phone I respect the most. I have never spoken ill of them. Why? Because, it gives a low income nigerian the opportunity of using a fancy android device. Just cos I can afford a xiaomi, Samsung or iPhone don't mean I will not appreciate a phone that targets low income Nigerians. People will trash talk about itel. My simple question to them is, show me a better device that offers that standard at such a cheap price and I will show you teeth's that have grown hair.

My advice is.... Hire me as ur private investigator make I secretly de observe them for u. But u go pay me money

The problem of making such list is, the is a real possibility that you will forget to add a very influential person in your life and when dem bounce am comot your weeding, there is no amount of apology yjY can change shuch Bleep up

Awon vanity crew.... People with poor mentality always acting like poverty is a criteria to go to heaven. Senior man, na ur money. If e pain u say dem burry am with his car, go buy ur own or forever remain in your poverty mentality. When people say vanity upon vanity...... Na because e pain dem say dem no de chop life. Poverty upon poverty na still poverty. As u poor u go still die. So stop acting like if u are not rich, you will live forever. Go and bustle and stop using bible verse to compliment your poverty. Las las, on top all d suffering, some poor people might not still make heaven and some rich people will chill on earth and still continue the chilling in heaven

richmond500:
Nigeria is a thousand times better than Syria right now
Decades ago Syria was better than Nigeria, it all started like this, u may think u are unsecured but trust me, if u guys succeed in this anarchy, u will wish u never supported it, currently Syria has no single standing building

So u rather sit and suffer in this failed system of democracy? Am just tired of this country. Am no longer scared of anything. Ac stayed in jos, if na bomb we don experience am, if na boko haram, I don experience am. If na heardsmen, I do feel am. Nothing scares me in diz country again. Na make everybody defend himself I just de wait for

richmond500:
lybia and Syria isn't experiencing peace

But it's better than having people come and kill me in my house when I have a government that claims to protect lives a and property

Ungun known men (UKM). As a realist I think, sometimes for peace to be appreciated, there needs to be absolute anarchy. Preaching of peace is clearly not working as people in this country are too stone hearted

Aeronautical and ballistic Engineering.
I always wanted to build nuclear weapons as a child to defend nigeria. Now am a lawyer.
I believe dreams come true. Hahahaha!!!

D least dangerous place to seat in a bus is in d middle of the center. If u seat for front, alaye u dai on ur own

Na persin wai wear agbada dem de kidnappe

I saved up to 200k during my service year. I interacted with alot of different personalities from different states. Why scrap NYSC? Will scraping NYSC stop kidnapping? Government is just trying to kill everything good in this country. Why can't you provide a governable country for all nigerians. Stopping NYSC will not stop young people from being kidnapped

Na why I no gree enter cable car for ogbudu cattle ranch b diz. I just sidon de chop roasted plantain wit snail and palm wine. I can't fit come and go and kill myself. If I wan see far, I go climb carnival office for watt market see etagbor, Mariam, wapi and mayne avenue. E don do me

Where all d sweet boys association gang!!!
Another sugar mummy has been spotted. We move in a mafia way!!! Age is just a number

Even if de lady proposes to a guy, we know who will take the financial responsibility.
If a naija girl will propose to a guy, alaye just know she sees alot of financial benefits.
Rich guys don dai scarce. If opportunity no open, u open it by force. Cos even d kingdom of heaven, na violent people de claim am by force.

Ungun known men (UKM). Diz Corntree yaff taya me.

Diz is exactly our problem. We talk to much, all we do is make noise on social media. U will never know my mindset cos I operate on stealth mode. Av learnt this skills from my enemies. Talk less and even when you act, keep quiet. Always appear weak to ur enemies. They will never see you coming, u will always take them by surprise.

Don't do it brother. She might start dating your boss. And if ur Boss finds out she is your ex, he will feel you are a threat to his ego. Am not against you helping her, but am against her working in d same place with you. Think hard, there must be a girl that has helped you b4 and deserves you to help her now.

Shit!!!! U don minit.... Diz people wai get HIV, na Dem de fresh pass oh. If u look uche face, na lagbaja go jam u

Who do we blame now Let me keep quiet b4 u say Desmond Eliot

Join an oposition party and always sit at different beer parlors