₦airaland Forum

U can marry a poor lady, bit never marry a poor lady from a broke family. The type of broke family that has a whole volleyball team plus 1 sub. If u want to get serious with a lady, make sure while you are dating her, some of her siblings have your phone number. If them start billing you, run for ur Life.
Na so I toast one girl collect her number. As we started chatting on whatsapp, the next tin I see "pls I need your financial assistance"
Till today I never open that message. Make she go micro finance bank collect loan

Na to wait till end of d year buy am 50k for jiji. We na second hand phone users association. De only thing way I fit spend more than 100k on top na laptop.

Why am I not surprised,,, it's Mikel!! This fu*Ked face. Never really liked diz guy. U kept quiet when youths were killed by a blood thirty and reckless regime. Now u go 2 lick their a*s.

Forget all diz fear people de put for your head.. I was born in Lagos and did my primary and secondary school there. Av lived in Uyo, Calabar but I relocated to Jos to look for work. I was immediately selected for a job I applied for. I was paid 40k but I was living better than someone on 150k in Lagos. I was later employed by an NGO in Benue and I got paid 120k as basic salary, other allowances not included. Na there my life change. I could order goods in Lagos and sell to people in jos or markudi. People would contact me to get cars for them.
Who I even be for Lag wai hustlers full everywhere.
I became like a king in the North as people loved my smartness wai others de call me ajebo when I dai Lag.
You can give it a try. Naturally, when people from jos hear you are from Lag, the will want to do business with you cos they take it u ar smart. There are lots of yorubas and Igbos in jos.

I don't understand the retarded mentality of we Nigerians. Instead of people to contribute money and build an area processing plant, to use it for empowering the community. They will build a church and enter it to pray to God for work.
Until we have more industries and factories than churches, we will remain in poverty.
No amount of prayer will say us from this poverty we av created. Poverty is not spiritual, na we create am, na we go use our heads solve am

Those of you who think change can come from just praying and speaking in tongues, go and read d history of the christian church. People fought for the survival of the church and gave up their lives. You come here and talk trash. If d people of d early church did not fight back oppression, u think d church would have survived? U at all cowards who are scared of death. U use prayer as an excuse to not speak against evil.
Evil prevail when good men keep quiet.
All diz people wai de form prayer warriors, some go just faint if them hear gun shots.
Some no even fit pass where guys de blow weed

Ah!!! Shade go come blow grammar for diz bridge now. Good one there. Na d one wai dem scatter road for Odukpani de tire me

How i go forget you, you na my boss.
That boss part na defensive strategy against billing.

I love my girl Naomi Osaka .. she made me cheat on serena williams

If you are coming into Calabar and survive that death trap from Odukpani to Northwest filling station, just thank the God or gods that you serve

When I have millions in my bitcoin and bank account

Abagworo:
There is nothing like witchcraft and charms. It only exists in movies. All these people including the natives and Pastors are just guymen feeding on their gullible victims.

I swear, u get d point

Technically, witchcraft is not recognized in our constitution. U can't arrest someone for being or using black magic. if he was fortifying IPOB militants with charms, he can't be charged cos it's not recognized by the constitution so it can't be a crime. Release that Man!!! Find a better case against him, maybe, aiding and abetting crime

Yahoo pastors everywhere. If I get money I go just hire person wai go be pastor for church wai I build make I de chop. Since people have decided to be stupid, we will cash out from their stupidity. Instead of people standing up to government for better standards of living, they will be shouting.... This is my year of financial breakthrough!!!

emmanuelewumi:
Even if the founder is not ready to sell his shares, the company's debts can be converted to equities which will dilute the holdings of the founder

U get d point!!!

D only reason I still attend church is because I didn't want my mum to be worried that I have joined marin world or for the society to see me as an outcast. I just go on Sunday and look at the pastor as a confused human being. Religion is a product of human culture.. God himself is not religious. Fu+k miracles, if I want to pass my exams, I will read heard, I don't need any pastor to organize crusade of academic success for me. All u have to do is appreciate God for success

phazotron:
How will you not be the owner when you get majority shares there

In a very large company, the major shareholder can have 15% shares. Some other shareholders can have like 10,5,6,2,0.5% shares. If they merge,you can be removed in special instances. Let's say the company is in huge dept, u are the owner and major shareholder, but one of the shareholder is actually richer that you cos he owns other projects. When the board of directors see's that you have no feasible means of rescuing the company, u will be forced to sell your shares or part of it, thus making the new major shareholder the owner of the company.

You will be fired but your shares will be intact. You no get d comp6but company go still de pay you

U fit use am cross seme border enter Togo. After that, ur on your own. No call me oh

dallasi:
Low Knowledge ... Ajene Okpabi an Igede man was Ochi Idoma from 1960-1995...

How many Igede have been ministers or deputy Gov.
Idomas during Jonathan reign as president were.... Minister of interior (Aba Moro), Senate president (David Mark), Minister of Education (Jerry Agada) Even the deputy Governor of Benue is an Idoma. Do you see an Igede man's name anywhere? IDOMA have suppressed the Igede race at federal and state level.
You are asking for what you can't give. Such hypocrisy

kingmsookwagh:
Very soon they will have the first IDOMA SU president...

I pray my TIV brothers let this come to past pretty soon..

Even the IGEDE deserve to be SU president and Nigerian Senators

dallasi:
The Tiv are so selfish & greedy in all spheres

Says an Idoma person who has marginalized the Igede people and will not give them senate or even Ochi doma. Pot calling kettle black. Stop marginalizing Igede people, we deserve to be senators too

That is not d real abacha!!! Persin wai put ice cream, yoghurt, honey, cake, fish and akara inside garri no fit tell me sai na still garri im de drink. Buy d real abacha wai dem de sell for head inside market. That is d real traditional abacha. Tnks to NYSC.

Fear Naija girls.... Anything for d money

Diz pilot career don finish. Nobody go gree hear say na mechanical error. E go don enter him C.V

Am not really impressed.... The design doesn't really strike me as the most expensive car. I thought I would be blown away. Am really not impressed

Site wai no gree open for me. Una don even try de do biometric capturing

Misplaced priority... Will calling a snake an eagle make it fly? Nigeria is a country filled with rotten morals. A country where cows matter more than human lives, people sell their daughters in d name of bride price, where corrupt politicians are church chairmen. A country where honestly is bought. Religion has turn to terrorism breeding zone in the north and Financial institutions in the south. Can't wait to leave diz country.

Watin do Mr. Biggs go soon sub. Nigerians with bad management .why Spal no buy them

Watin kwansine me, I first had sex with a 400 level girl while I was in SSS2. The experience took me to d moon and back. Funny people taught she was my sister . We still keep in touch till date. How can u tell me, persin wai dai uni still b minor. Awon chop life, make money, have sex and have sex . U only live once. Don't miss out on licking clitocurrency

I see acheloti bringing back Ronaldo. And it came to past