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Politics / Re: Joe Okei-Odumakin Celebrates Yinka Odumakin's 3rd Death Anniversary At OAU by Farmerforgoats: 10:00am On May 03
Sir down with your useless bias.
God1000:
Yes, but it's not that easy to raise another man's children
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Face Swells After 6years Relationship Ended by Farmerforgoats: 2:37pm On May 02
Son of borehole for a mother has his say. Ashiere !

Lalami3232:
Welcome back to the street, beautiful geh cheesy
This same girl wey don date for years go meet a new man and say "my body count is just 3" 😆 cheesy. Dear married men wey marry non-virgins a.k.a boreholes, does this ring a bell?
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted.
Properties / Re: 2 UNITS OF 3BEDROOM FLAT FOR SALE IN IKORODU !! by Farmerforgoats: 7:45pm On May 01
since 2022 ? why haven't you sold it?
Family / Re: Nigerian Who Relocated To UK In 2022 Beat Wife To Death With Skateboard by Farmerforgoats: 10:33pm On Apr 26
They will waste your life for far less. Useless Bastard.
ARISHEM:
During face off, Angry Husband will warn wife to stop been rude to him. Wife will walk out majestically out of his presence and squeal "Duuuurl" on his face and you wisely expect him not to kill her for that.

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Events / Re: My Dead Friend's Funeral Is Causing Problems by Farmerforgoats: 4:06pm On Apr 09
All of you are mad, without exception.
shortgun:
Tragically we lost a close friend to the cold hands of death who passed away in a ghastly motor accident.

He was in his late thirties to early forties,unmarried, no child, and a Christian from the North west.

In solidarity, we his friends, proposed to hold a formal wake keep for him at his Abuja residence and promptly began the preparation process. This included securing the services of a DJ and arranging refreshments for the gathering.

Certain members of his family objected to the idea of the wake keep, contending that it was inappropriate for us to engage in partying and funfair following the untimely passing of their loved one. They insisted we limit the gathering to just a public address system and a choir to sing, nothing more.

Some of our friends are threatening to hands-off and withdraw their involvement from everything about the funeral including not attending the burial and allow the family members do whatever that pleases them.
Others are of the opinion that we should ignore the family members and go ahead with our plans since we are going to be paying respect to our late friend and not members of his family.

What do you guys think?

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Crime / Re: 17-Year-Old Girl Raped And Strangled To Death By Her Cousin In South Africa by Farmerforgoats: 9:20am On Mar 29
Your mother bore a dunce. Oloriburuku Ashiere.
ppogba:
The first solution to the rape of teenagers in SA should be a change of their school uniform.

The skirts are too tantalizing for pedophile to behold.

Thereafter, the can think of cutting of dia Dickson.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: FGM: Gambian Lawmakers May Unban Female Circumcision by Farmerforgoats: 9:56am On Mar 19
Motherfucker, your mother leads the whores you sleep with seh. You cannot sleep with these whores and think you deserve to be with someone that is sexually pure. Your angershould be that inspite of your best efforts your penis has been all over the place just like the LovePeddler that your mother raised. The universe will give you the best of whores that matches your sexual inadequacies.

quote author=UncleKoboko post=128997608]
Lol
Frustrated muntula
You think I mess with whĂłres? grin
I never take non-virgins seriously, I can not even love them dearly.
What's there to love in something that has been passed around by bastards?
God forbid!
It's virgins or nothing.
I don't eat leftovers and used products.
I'm too big for that, I have choices and I use my choices.
Not like you Low-life miserable whĂłre
Like pikin like mother.
First go ask your drunkarɗ old foōl faggòt father if he married your mother as a virgin his answer will prove me wrong.
Oloriburuku mistake product of a thousand fathers. [/quote]
Foreign Affairs / Re: FGM: Gambian Lawmakers May Unban Female Circumcision by Farmerforgoats: 7:32am On Mar 19
lol, go and get tested. The whores you sleep with have far more dangerous diseases that your small mind can fathom. Your mother leads the whores you sleep with. They get inspiration from her, get her tested too. Your destiny is too used up for rituals so I will not have to say too much about that.
UncleKoboko:

Oloriburuku
You'll remain in miseries and woes.
You immorality and senselessness will send you to hell.
Last last, if HIV no kĂ­ll you, na rituals dem go carry u do.
Weyrey mumu olosho.
Foreign Affairs / Re: FGM: Gambian Lawmakers May Unban Female Circumcision by Farmerforgoats: 6:31pm On Mar 18
And Bleep you Sir. Let her be uncouth, unlettered and rude. SOMEONE WANTS TO LEGALISE CUTTING VAGINAS IN GAMBIA, if that information doesn’t disgust you, Bleep you!
laiperi:
What is legendary is how rude, uncultured, uncouth and unlettered you are.

What has genital mutilation got to do with the filthy mouth you have developed over the years as demonstrated by your lack of respect and training

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Politics / Re: Sokoto Governor Ahmad Aliyu Breaks Ramadan Fast With Almajiri Boy by Farmerforgoats: 10:00am On Mar 18
lol. Don’t be beguiled with foolishness.
Watianoengineer:
Simplicity of northerners is a quality we southerners need to learn. Those people have a heart of gold. Kudos to the north.

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Autos / Re: Few months Used Acura RDX 2008 @ 3.9million SOLD SOLD SOLD by Farmerforgoats: 1:45pm On Mar 13
Is this negotiable
Autos / Re: Volvo XC90 2006 In Pristine Tokunbo Standard by Farmerforgoats: 9:41am On Mar 12
How much is it?
Autos / Re: SOLD!!!! Extremely Clean 04 Toyota Tundra For Sale @N4m by Farmerforgoats: 9:35am On Mar 12
What is your best price?
Autos / Re: ✅SOLD✅Clean Hyundai Tucson 2009 For Sale @Gbagada price dropped 2.4m by Farmerforgoats: 9:31am On Mar 12
Do you still have it?
AyGrafix:
undecided
Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Child Actress Little Daniella Gives Birth At 16 Out Of Wedlock by Farmerforgoats: 10:51pm On Mar 09
A sexual predator committed statutory rape with a minor. Thank s headline is bleeped, like much of the content on Nairaland. This is an extremely insensitive take on the matter

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Romance / Re: What A 13 Year Old Girl Told Me About Boys by Farmerforgoats: 10:39am On Mar 06
You are about to find out what jail looks like.
UcheKingsley1:


Pussy is pussy bro

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Romance / Re: What A 13 Year Old Girl Told Me About Boys by Farmerforgoats: 10:39am On Mar 06
I Will find you, wherever in the world you are.

Balablue64:
In a Nigerian of today, especially in this tinubu era the average Nigerian girl sees boys as a means to cash out.
A 13 year old girl once told me that she needs a guy to take care of her needs, that she needs pussy tightner and waist chain in order to make guys want her, i said chai!
As early as 13 years this girl has female friends who are way older in prostitution and most of them has kids, these are the people who taught her to use what u have to get what you want.
That is why as a man to be a simp is not good at all and am talking of SIMPING WITH YOUR MONEY.
Any man who buys iPhone for girl just to have pussy deserve life sentence.
And any man who writes love letter or chases a girl for one month then gets rewarded with pussy is a fooooil.
When 13 years old girl don dey look for pussey tightner what will a 56 year old woman now do.
How i do it is when i mix action bitters with aboki burantashi after taking it i go to the brothel and cool my mind and i don't pay pass 2k.
I don impregnate girl before wey i no look because i paid her before shining her Morocco.
Food / Re: ₦100 Akpu Costs ₦1,687 In Europe by Farmerforgoats: 8:19pm On Mar 01
You are a mad man. Ori eh tii diary
yusufadebayo02:
A wrapped of Akpu cost One hundred Naira. The same wrapped Akpu cost N1687 in Europe.
Politics / Re: President Tinubu Departs Lagos And Arrives In Doha, Qatar (Videos) by Farmerforgoats: 7:16am On Mar 01
He should be hugging his grandchildren at his age, not going on useless trips that the host country clearly declined. Ass-licking eternal dunces with nothing for praise for someone that will wipe out your generations with sure starvation.
sholatech:
Wow. That's quite energetic and engaging for a man his age. Abuja-Lagos-Doha in 24 hours
Politics / Re: Senator Kalu Urges NLC To Cancel Planned Protest Over Hardship by Farmerforgoats: 9:04am On Feb 26
Oloriburuku Ashiere.
yarimo:
Any distruction or stealing of people's properties anywhere in Nigeria in the name of protest, AJAERO and all NLC leaders must be arrested immediately
Politics / Re: Should The Nigerian Govt Regulate The Social Media Space? by Farmerforgoats: 1:43pm On Feb 13
lol, BATIST Werey. Global Policy from your ass. Oponu.
Birdbyrde440:


It's a global policy, Id2020.
Every individual on this planet will have their bank account linked to their social media.
Celebrities / Re: Judy Austin: You See This Lady Here, I Don't Joke With Her - Yul Edochie by Farmerforgoats: 12:41pm On Jan 31
You are admitting on a public platform that you prefer being with Minor. You can never end well, you will find that thing you are looking for with your disgusting self. Oloriburuku Ashiere Eda
Alvin212:
Older women are disgusting

I prefer them young

17

18

19 years


Firm boobs
Tight nana

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Politics / Re: Bandits Kidnap 23 People In FCT by Farmerforgoats: 11:21am On Jan 12
TERRORISTS never bandits, The cursed Buhari-led administration has tried to rebrand the deadly identity of Bokoharam.
iwaeda:


https://dailytrust.com/bandits-abduct-23-in-fct/
Celebrities / Re: Adedeji Aderemi 'Olofa Ina' Is Dead by Farmerforgoats: 4:43am On Jan 05
Such a stupid take.
AderonkeOlaniyi:
We don't know him as a Nollywood actor. He was a Yoruba actor and not Nollywood.

Celebrities / Re: Yul Accuses May Of Doing Breast Enlargement Surgery Without His Consent. by Farmerforgoats: 12:30pm On Jan 03
You and all the people that liked this post are Mad. Ashiere ni gbogbo yin.

Osashalom:

Can you listen to yourself? How does a married woman do breasts enhancement surgery without her husband's consent?

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Family / Re: Being A First Daughter by Farmerforgoats: 6:14pm On Jan 02
I wish. In some climate, they are drained emotionally, financially and physically. People expect too much from them and give them nothing in return.
DrAda:
Strange... Adas are the ones who give orders and others follow.

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