₦airaland Forum

24brains:
thanks. The debits reset my braiin to a point of no reasoning

It reset all the 24brains hehehehehehehehehehehheheheh

Imagine Israel invade Nigeria, they'd shot down the zoo air space in minutes.

jaeyking:
Joblessness that's all I can say

It's called self determination not joblessness.

What a way to die . They glorify violence, what do you expect.


I was listening to a music by a rapper called "young nudy" I was appalled by the glorification of violence in the music.

Ifearnoevil:
Please what is the meaning of Ga-Fulani in yoruba language because that is the location the incident took place.

It means fulani compund

DenreleDave:
Lies.... Millions years ago when the earth is just 6000 years



Fvck to all liar scientists

6000 years is not even up to 5sec when the cosmic age is squeezed into a calendar year.

I remember that cat. They beat the sh!t out of him and rob his nose with the shit. The cat get sense straight

WoundedLamb:
Hhmm... But these are two very different tracks. These countries were in existence before electricity was invented. They invented electricity at some point in their existence and some decades later, they came up with technologies to spread it all over the West. It's not as if it took them years to catch up with some pre-existing technology. We are not asking Nigeria to invent electricity or create anything, we are asking Nigeria to harness a technology that has been in existence long before the country was born. Please, let's not compare adoption with invention.

Just an opinion.

DON'T mind him. He is comparing Nigeria with countries that discovered electricity and also produced their own electrical equipments what can his country produce? Toothpick!

MalcoImX:
Come on bro

It's now becoming a phobia, a psychological problem.

Fulani standing army?

How?
Where?
When?

Maybe when you come in contact with them you will understand.

I pray you don't

It seems play store was banned too. I'm not sure though. I 've been try to open it but its not working

Rissamenti:
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It your country that will still loose. Do you know how many people tht has been rendered jobs with that useless act?

Is play store opening there

Newguy999:
I am a guy, currently 22 years of age. For some time in the past I usually have occasional chest pains which comes and goes within 10 minutes. I thought it was as a result of my sugar intake as I consume soft drinks a lot with little or no exercises so I decided to cut down on my soft drink to no avail because I always end up going back to it.

Fast forward to sometime last month, I traveled to Europe to get a medical degree and when I got here, I started living on junk foods, KFC and McDonald’s as I could not cook. The chest pain came back one night and I decided to complain to my dad. Immediately I complained to him, I became conscious of it and I started fussing over it.

I went to google and everything I saw about pains in the chest always leads to cardiac arrest, stroke and dying. I couldn’t stop thinking about it, I was always trying to check my heartbeat every chance I get. My dad said it was due to the junk foods so I stopped junk foods and soft drinks as my cholesterol could be high. I still couldn’t shake off the horrible feeling I got whenever I checked my heartbeat.

I started having panic attacks and difficulties with breathing and always feeling tired. I eventually went for check up and my heartbeat showed a beat of 68 bpm. I got checked by a cardiologist, neurologist and an orthopedic doctor and they all said my vitals looked normal, blood pressure normal, blood oxygen level normal, blood sugar normal except for the orthopedic doctor who told me I had to fix my slouching posture.

It’s been a week after the check up but my life isn’t back to normal. I can’t keep complaining to my parents because I gave them quite a scare with my first complaint and I know they have their own life to live but I’m just scared, I live alone in my apartment here and I’m new so no friends yet.

Anytime I check my heartbeat it still feels irregular,I can’t enjoy the foods I use to love, I get scared of doing strenuous exercises like jogging because I’ve heard stories of people who collapsed while jogging, i don’t enjoy my sleep anymore as I read that most people with cardiac problems die in their sleep.

For a week now, I have been going for evening walks to keep fit and exercise and I only eat once a day. I eat 2 apples every day and I swallow a capsule of omega 3 fatty oil daily. The only protein I consume now is salmon or mackerel fish because of their heart strengthening capabilities.

I can’t focus on my studies anymore but I can’t complain because I don’t want to bother my parents anymore but I’m scared. Some nights I wake up with panic attacks and every morning I feel happy for sleeping and waking up successfully. I hate how flawed the human design is. Sometimes I get distracted but as soon as I feel any slight discomfort in my chest, I check my heartbeat and it feels irregular. There’s occasional sharp pains in my head that goes almost immediately and sometimes I feel blood throbbing through my veins in different parts of my body. Tomorrow I’ll be going out to get an apple series 6 watch so I can monitor my vitals better.

Sorry for the long read, I just had to let all of this out.

Go for medical checkup.

I have heart palpitation too. I always scares the shit out of me.

It should be protected . If you know you know

MrMaestro:
Without Tinubu this wouldn't exist. Or do you see any other state in Nigeria doing something like this? Abuja that has been the FCT for decades still has nothing close to this even in conception let alone development.

Without him lagos will be far ahead. You cant lagos and other states. Go and check ıgr n correct yourself

cool place

hungry mofo. wonder why Nigeria doesn't really have wild life? they have been hunted to near extinction. The ones that is remaining are still being hunted and an Nairaland is in support of it

yes ooooooo

All those roadside pizza 're nonsense. I eat one the other day and i thought i was eating biscuit

I'm quite, I'm an introvert and i think I'm weak also. I hate it but i can't help it.

I hardly get angry, I forgive easily and I can go berserk when i can't take some sh!ts anymore.

athenswonders:
Remind me people, what is it they say about you cannot advice to two set of people n life..... A yahoo boy wey new pick and a guy that is in love.... The latter was my case people. I've sealed my mind that I was gonna date only peggie and anybody who suggest otherwise will outrightly become my enemy.

Prior to matriculation day, peggie don call me for phone, cried and told me not to let go of her as I don become student cos she has devoted her life and soul in loving me already. I still remember those words.... "i have devoted my soul and life in loving you, i can't step back anymore.... promise me his won't come to an end now that you are a student". Baba, me sef being a simp, moved by those words started crying too oo... Told her I will never let her go, that she is my soul and her heart pants in me.... we come later conclude with that ye ye song by Michael Jackson "you are not alone" and it was so emotional. I had told her I wanted her to come for my matriculation, promised to send her money if she said she's coming. she said I needed not to send money but this her supposed family uncle no go let her comot, but she will try sneak and come because of the love she had for me....

okay nah!! Las las she didn't show up on the matriculation date, but she video called me on that day and it was fun even tho i wanted her present.

While I was in school in the first year , my mind don strong i no dey reason babes at all. I even bought my sef a ring to let the ladies know I'm engaged (i was a real simp sha) pvssies were coming my way and I kept looking the other way.

My calls with peggie started becoming dim, i still call her frequently every day to update on what happens but she doesn't take my calls as often and flashes me to call her back. It was weird of her but i just ignored it off....


During my first year in school, because of how social i was, i had lot of gees and acquaintances and notable among them was a dude called TORITSEJU.... If TORITSEJU was on nairaland he will probably be reading this now. Yes! he is part of my story, very important role he played in this story.

Forgive me Again, Who is TORITSEJU?

He was a notable player in my school and beyond, TORITSEJU can point at any girl at random and give himself 7 days to bang that girl with evidence. He was that good. He doesn't go for low live girls.... he goes for the hottest, even female lecturers.. I've never met a guy as good as him before. He was a god.....

These while, I've been trying to make peggie come over to visit me in my school, she declines because of her repeated excuse..... my family will disown me if I come and remember I'm an orphan. I will then suggest, okay, lemme come over then..... she declines still and say, she will surprise me one of these days..... I was worried, we have known for like 1 year plus at that time but she was reluctant to see me, how weird is this. and when I am about to be angry with her for this.... she presses my mumu button by singing "you are not alone by Michael jackson" then I will join sing with her and then calm down.

Now the great TORITSEJU noticed I had a ring on my finger and asked me if I was engaged... I explained to him I wasn't technically but I have been courting this babe.... he laughed and told me, why haven't we seen her... I told him she is scared to come probably because of the strong tiers and Ill treatment she could get from her family since she's an orphan. He then laughed and said "Is that so, for how long"

Then he proposed a bet to me that he could make her come to Oghara and see him as as a stranger within 5 days.... I refuted and said that's not true, He said when you ready just give me her username on Facebook, that's all.... not even number.

This was gonna be a bet with the greatest TORITSEJU.... I knew his records but I was surer about the love i had with peggie

(to be continued)

Burst brain. Toritseju is a bad gay oo

Modphase:
This fool wasted his miserable life chasing after Tinubu.

What have you achieved in your own life?

Kate06:
Man. Most people are happy they found such loyal and honest people and just because of 100k, you can't turn yourself loose & act like a kid.

It has been destined it will happen this way, so let it be and do not disturb the old man and his wife pls.

I want to tell you something today, just pretend as if nothing happen and sow that as a seed, believe me, your next project will be *10 of what you sow. Its working for me because I am also a freelancer.

I have made over #1.2m in 3 months from 2d animations and Website developing. For the custom website development, i am not a pro in that cos it needed coding, so I outsourced at #150, 000.

So, if you are that good, lemme have your contact so if i have my next website development project, i will let you know.

I do give to people as am led to and its unconditionally. Sometimes, when am in a restaurant or grocery, people come to ask for favors and I give. I do see God bless me more after such gestures.

So, leave it that way. Atleast, you can still manage till another income comes in and next time, use your siblings acct instead.

For the 100k, count it as a pride price for your gf.

I'm also a web developer. Kindly reach out to me if you're need programmers. Many Thanks

TheSupleemLeada:


The bitch dropped out of school to wh0re around with a Playboy...and left being a baby mama, davido even tried settling the bitch by getting her a chef's contract but the wh0re's only source of income is her ass and pvssy. Igbo women and wh0rish nature, they'd fvck a dog for any price.

Trabalistic piece of sh!t

tslimpez:
Shoes

If shatta bandle wear a very nice shoe you will be like awwwwn!

I was rejected at my first PPA, I applied for change of PPA without a request letter since February and I havent been posted yet.

Now I have a request letter from a company. Can I reapply for change of PPA without a rejection letter since I have'nt been posted when I applied in February?

Omo see belle

Dan bura uba

She dey use you catch cruise

Zzor:
Don't feel bad,she was never truly yours,yours will love you more even without a matress,every man/woman has their true partner and when he/she meets their true partner nothing will be reasonable enough to leave such person. Keep your head up and keep working hard in the right way and God will bless you in no distant time

First comment from nZzorbu that i agree with

Congrats

Anigreat:







No way!

It seems she's a glutton

If you meet this girl eating, especially swallows, you'll regret ever knowing her. Her balls of foofoo are always big to the point when she swallows it, the dark part of her eyes (iris) will disappear and appear again and believe me, that's a huge turn off to me.

She's beautiful and hot too.