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All those roadside pizza 're nonsense. I eat one the other day and i thought i was eating biscuit

I'm quite, I'm an introvert and i think I'm weak also. I hate it but i can't help it.

I hardly get angry, I forgive easily and I can go berserk when i can't take some sh!ts anymore.

athenswonders:
Remind me people, what is it they say about you cannot advice to two set of people n life..... A yahoo boy wey new pick and a guy that is in love.... The latter was my case people. I've sealed my mind that I was gonna date only peggie and anybody who suggest otherwise will outrightly become my enemy.

Prior to matriculation day, peggie don call me for phone, cried and told me not to let go of her as I don become student cos she has devoted her life and soul in loving me already. I still remember those words.... "i have devoted my soul and life in loving you, i can't step back anymore.... promise me his won't come to an end now that you are a student". Baba, me sef being a simp, moved by those words started crying too oo... Told her I will never let her go, that she is my soul and her heart pants in me.... we come later conclude with that ye ye song by Michael Jackson "you are not alone" and it was so emotional. I had told her I wanted her to come for my matriculation, promised to send her money if she said she's coming. she said I needed not to send money but this her supposed family uncle no go let her comot, but she will try sneak and come because of the love she had for me....

okay nah!! Las las she didn't show up on the matriculation date, but she video called me on that day and it was fun even tho i wanted her present.

While I was in school in the first year , my mind don strong i no dey reason babes at all. I even bought my sef a ring to let the ladies know I'm engaged (i was a real simp sha) pvssies were coming my way and I kept looking the other way.

My calls with peggie started becoming dim, i still call her frequently every day to update on what happens but she doesn't take my calls as often and flashes me to call her back. It was weird of her but i just ignored it off....


During my first year in school, because of how social i was, i had lot of gees and acquaintances and notable among them was a dude called TORITSEJU.... If TORITSEJU was on nairaland he will probably be reading this now. Yes! he is part of my story, very important role he played in this story.

Forgive me Again, Who is TORITSEJU?

He was a notable player in my school and beyond, TORITSEJU can point at any girl at random and give himself 7 days to bang that girl with evidence. He was that good. He doesn't go for low live girls.... he goes for the hottest, even female lecturers.. I've never met a guy as good as him before. He was a god.....

These while, I've been trying to make peggie come over to visit me in my school, she declines because of her repeated excuse..... my family will disown me if I come and remember I'm an orphan. I will then suggest, okay, lemme come over then..... she declines still and say, she will surprise me one of these days..... I was worried, we have known for like 1 year plus at that time but she was reluctant to see me, how weird is this. and when I am about to be angry with her for this.... she presses my mumu button by singing "you are not alone by Michael jackson" then I will join sing with her and then calm down.

Now the great TORITSEJU noticed I had a ring on my finger and asked me if I was engaged... I explained to him I wasn't technically but I have been courting this babe.... he laughed and told me, why haven't we seen her... I told him she is scared to come probably because of the strong tiers and Ill treatment she could get from her family since she's an orphan. He then laughed and said "Is that so, for how long"

Then he proposed a bet to me that he could make her come to Oghara and see him as as a stranger within 5 days.... I refuted and said that's not true, He said when you ready just give me her username on Facebook, that's all.... not even number.

This was gonna be a bet with the greatest TORITSEJU.... I knew his records but I was surer about the love i had with peggie

(to be continued)

Burst brain. Toritseju is a bad gay oo

Modphase:
This fool wasted his miserable life chasing after Tinubu.

What have you achieved in your own life?

Kate06:
Man. Most people are happy they found such loyal and honest people and just because of 100k, you can't turn yourself loose & act like a kid.

It has been destined it will happen this way, so let it be and do not disturb the old man and his wife pls.

I want to tell you something today, just pretend as if nothing happen and sow that as a seed, believe me, your next project will be *10 of what you sow. Its working for me because I am also a freelancer.

I have made over #1.2m in 3 months from 2d animations and Website developing. For the custom website development, i am not a pro in that cos it needed coding, so I outsourced at #150, 000.

So, if you are that good, lemme have your contact so if i have my next website development project, i will let you know.

I do give to people as am led to and its unconditionally. Sometimes, when am in a restaurant or grocery, people come to ask for favors and I give. I do see God bless me more after such gestures.

So, leave it that way. Atleast, you can still manage till another income comes in and next time, use your siblings acct instead.

For the 100k, count it as a pride price for your gf.

I'm also a web developer. Kindly reach out to me if you're need programmers. Many Thanks

TheSupleemLeada:


The bitch dropped out of school to wh0re around with a Playboy...and left being a baby mama, davido even tried settling the bitch by getting her a chef's contract but the wh0re's only source of income is her ass and pvssy. Igbo women and wh0rish nature, they'd fvck a dog for any price.

Trabalistic piece of sh!t

tslimpez:
Shoes

If shatta bandle wear a very nice shoe you will be like awwwwn!

I was rejected at my first PPA, I applied for change of PPA without a request letter since February and I havent been posted yet.

Now I have a request letter from a company. Can I reapply for change of PPA without a rejection letter since I have'nt been posted when I applied in February?

Omo see belle

Dan bura uba

She dey use you catch cruise

Zzor:
Don't feel bad,she was never truly yours,yours will love you more even without a matress,every man/woman has their true partner and when he/she meets their true partner nothing will be reasonable enough to leave such person. Keep your head up and keep working hard in the right way and God will bless you in no distant time

First comment from nZzorbu that i agree with

Congrats

Anigreat:







No way!

It seems she's a glutton

If you meet this girl eating, especially swallows, you'll regret ever knowing her. Her balls of foofoo are always big to the point when she swallows it, the dark part of her eyes (iris) will disappear and appear again and believe me, that's a huge turn off to me.

She's beautiful and hot too.

AlexBells:
But it is very real for an Igbo to become the governors of Lagos, since they are yet to accept Lagos as Benin land or Lagos as a Yorubaland it will be great for Lagos to be government by neutrals that will represent the interest of both parties

How is Lagos a benin land. Even the benin wont say so. Abeg educate your self on the history of lagos and stop this your show of ignorance on NL

Karanka:
17th century is very recent.
Other tribes were using"Oba" to mean kingship or something close to that way before that period.

Can you prove that? Can you cite a reference

Are we all mad in this country. Ahan ahn

Hugh clipperton documented some Yoruba words and their meaning when he visited oyo empire in the early 17th century one of them is OBAH and it meanings KING.

See village journalist oo

Monogamy:
The massacre didn't just happened without the shiite doing nothing, though not a justification for the massacre

So what's your point... Put yourself in his shoes how would you fell. Be honest

Monogamy:
Shiite people, is their no forgiveness in your religion..

You mean when 6 of your children, hundreds of your followers are massacred and you got shot and lockedup for over 5 years you will forgive whoever did that.

God is actually disgracing them.

uptimum123:
Sahara reporters will always finds ways to misinterprete any news to suit the unpatriotic citizens.


Shame on them

Shame on you for always believing garbage

HacheNoire:
Same US that cannot curb Jeff Bezos and Walton family

Gibberish, bunkum and balderdash.

Same America where 1% call shots for 99%

Next topic please!

Dust!

Same US that has Jeff Bezos, has Elon musk, Bill gates, Mark Zuckerberg, Warren buffet,Micheal Dell and many many more...

Your country has few and they literarily control the economy

Lol... Dubai ko mushin ni

Muhammadu liman was a bigot. He was learned but he was still a religious bigot.


On the other hand... The igbo guy was an intelligent guy. He was really smart for his age. I heard he died in 2018

I also respect the South African girl and the Ghanaian guy

Zzor:
Gush I hate smokers,don't drink too else I will give you a very cold shoulder if you come close,I wish to live very long and old with my future husband

Says nZzorbu

Maybe the hall is small for them. Corona virus cannot spread under the sun #BawaHala

GBOKASINCHA:
I no go lie you TEMS get big nyash no be small na dat her try me video i first see am and i shock

You no mean am

Abiboss:
Bro how much is it to start that your business, I have 600k but I'm still saving though

You're quoting the wrong person

Zzor:
I do that a lot,infact I will never relate well with someone I haven't seen their pics and immediately I see someone via their pics I will be able to tell the kind of person they are and that determines if I should cut off or continue, major reasons I don't attend much to my DM,I can't relate with a faceless person. So maybe the way you look portrays a lot of negative things about you hence your experience

nZzorbu... Na you oo

MrGoood:
Big man? You must be joking , Am short and skinny , Maybe because of my circle I do feel like am poor , I know someone who spend millions on burial , She’s a lady for that matter , I won’t try that currently so how am I big

It's not by physical appearance and doesn't really depend on how much one spends extravagantly. It's by what's in bank and the investments.

So, baba show me way

MrGoood:
You won’t understand what they mean by wanting too make more and more , Even Dangote is hoping for bigger opportunities, When you start making real money come and contribute, Btw I can go to USA if I want too , I just want a real life experience, And not blind journey, Please don’t mention me anymore

The big men on NL do not want to show us way. Show me way... I can hustle aint lazy