₦airaland Forum

jaelz:
Am kola by name currently serving in Lagos bruv,
studied computer science
unilorin is cool
okay i can't really make a promise to u cuz its sure is a debt

Ok, just wanted you to promise I will be in atleast 3 of your video I wud av have said the first but I don't want to sound selfish. Thanks will like to know you better as time goes on aha.

jaelz:
So whats d name and what u into where r u based

Olushola by name, am a student of unilag but av been withdrawn thinking of starting over again in unilorin. Can you promise a favour please. But before you promise me tell me more about yaself. Thanks

jaelz:
sorry wrong person how u dey though am jaelz by the way rapper singer and entertainer

Cool, just wish you will remember the likes of us when you get there. Wishing you goodluck.

jaelz:
i dey i dey feel your way o make we hook up.now

Bro I think am not the person you think I am. Can we start by intro first. Thanks

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#ff99ff]I don't got a crush on cork.[/color]

Can you speak pidgin? Just asking.

jaelz:
baba na howfar now how u dey?

I de alrigh. How your side?

Pls nlders I need an apartment in ibadan area can someone pls help me with list of houses available. One room, one room self contain, flat and their prices thanks.

Ginaz:
I'm not swearing at you, just making you see your words. you said those girl were only sex objects, must women are. It's not good, see them as human even though it was just plainly for sex.

Cos you're gonna be a father, if you hear someday someone calls your child a sex object just cos they slept together, will you be able to hold your emotions?

Your mindset is the one bad here, it's wrong for two adults to have sex and the other sees one as a mere tool for sex.

I'm not one of those like you said, your choice of words didn't go well with me. Cos i'll be a mother in the future and I won't want someone seeing my child as a sex object.

just engage that your child to me I will respect her gaan and even wait till she is 18 before we marry am not old o just 28 y/o

One nairalander should just give me this opportunity i will just don't let me say it.

Your gap tooth tho is cute @makydebbie

makydebbie:
really?....come see it

Oya send the venue asap, you know am a man of integrity justice must prevail

fattprince:
I can't even Bleep coz I don't know how men burdens that has been deposited in you that I will go and pack on that my bright destiny

I actually used the word fvck but this mods will just come and modify without permissiob

delectablegyal:
you like to fvck but you don't know how to spell. Well, dats non of my business.


I thought you said you were not talking about dick? You are a fvcking liar.


Why would i compensate you? If you can't create an account with 2go then fvck outta here.

I can't even Bleep coz I don't know how men burdens that has been deposited in you that I will go and pack on that my bright destiny

delectablegyal:
2go or no other platform.
Create an account with 2go because of me. Tell me your username and i will add you up.
#bringback2go

Because of you and what will be my compesantion free first Bleep you know I need something worthy coz I hate 2go

delectablegyal:
na dick he dey talk about.

To make me happy now, just add me up on 2go and send me a thousand naira recharge card, yes you are gonna make me happy.

Not on 2go give me another contact to get to you meanwhile am not talking about dick am talking about well later

UrennaNkoli:
Some people can be insanely funny.

are those boys on your profile related to you or you are just trying to groom them into future stars.
#Justaskingshaooo

googleTALK:
lol I school in Futa, will run the package tonight tho

Goodluck bro gist me tomorrow ooo but is this going to be your first ever or just a ...

delectablegyal:
Lalasticlala, fvck you. Oya move this thread t
o front page.

one day I will find you and give you something that will make you happy

makydebbie:
lol I'm way cuter than that when I'm in the mood

I have been elected as the judge so send a pix of U in d mood and I will give my verdict on who is cuter coz we ha.ve see ha own remain ya own

AfricanApple:
na so you hate them reach

Miss African apple can I have some apple please. :[

I thot only guys like sex but that is none of my bizness

name. Fattprince Shollymurs (sorry still wanna stay anonymous)
Nick. Fattprince
Fav food. Rice ,dodo and fried turkey (my fav rice is jollof rice)
Fav colour. Love black and maybe cream
Fav song. Life for rent by dido
Hobbies. Reading, football and movies also gisting
Blues or hip hop. Anything good
Movies or cartoon. Both especially Indian movies
Happiest moment. Lot
Saddest moment. When i lost my uncle and also the day i lost my dad both day is dragging sha
Craziest thing have done. Many both the ones i remember hitting the ass of a just a friend(female) by reflexes, kissing my first official girl friend in the public for night, and sleeping in a car in a mechanic workshop overnight coz we got stranded
Craziest thing yet to do. Don't know maybe banging a gal in my car
What you will like to do. Collecting my 3rd ballon d'or
Nairaland frnd. Just active recently but let me choose googletalk
Nairaland crush. Same but I will just say kdiva that gal Is hot(the first girl i will call hot kudos) but she pass my level aha.
Likes. Humility
Dislikes. Pride
annoying nairalander. None yet but I go soon get.
Favourite saying. The best time to plant a tree was 15 years ago the next best time is now. Thank you all

Aderola15:
Finally........... No more heartbreaks

Yeah but when you want a child you start opening your thing up and down for any guy wholwants to get down. You think God that created male and female no sabi wetin ee de do. #nooffencesha.

optional1:
Thank you sir appreciate a lot.....

Will be meeting with a Counsellor tomorrow.

I go pieces just becos of this small shit I just hope the counselling session will b free coz of this recession #justsaying as an accountant sha. Wait are you a unilag student?

googleTALK:
hope dem no too dy expensive, na like what range

I can't say for sure like how much you can afford and much time you have and also a place is needed for the biz. If you all this I can help you hook someone up. Or betterstill if you stay nearunilag we can just go together and you will just do the parole your self.

But if you need olosho for now i can organise unilag chic for you coz am a student in unilag. @googletalk

googleTALK:
getting a girl is nice but keeping a girl is another thing, the calls, acting like a baby and checking on eachoda location every 30mins like Google Maps is what freaks me out
where are u based? Lagos?

Yeah bariga inside bariga ghetto if U knw bariga sha keeping a girl comes easy for me Im always lucky with girls who aren't materialistic and emotionally weak so i broke upwit them coz of lack of space then for you knw but am still friends with them sha

PRISTINEMUSCLES:
Na true o. I remember back in dose "days", monday morning, you go see person face be like monkey wey lick lime. As friday reach, na tgif u go juss dey hear. When one derives "joy" from his/her work and not because of money only, then will their faces be filled with joy "come rain or sunshine".

This one just come spoil first to comment for me

googleTALK:
bro we in together but over 20 konji dy worry and no gf but I'm kinda of contracting STD frm oloshos, how save is olosho fucking

Well I don't trust olosho no matter how clean or classy xso always use condoms. Bug I wud soon stop aha coz I gonna get a gal soon just soooo happy sha

Well all this stories about being les, bi or curious is just not it op looks a little inexperienced and just saying her mind. She made a mistake which nobody is above and you all just want to slaughter her. She came to have fun and you just spoiling her day.

TrapQueen77:
At least if we got 5,we all own it by ourselves.. Nobori gonna steal them away... Unlike men, in every street they got some hoe sucking their life then go home to his partner and pretend nothings happen. na lie?

am starting to notice you