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FreeSpirited:Guy you don't need to explain yourself. You hit bull's-eye. It's so true. Money will attract the rich girl that you won't need to spend on them |
Omar09:Okay. Cos I wanna stay faceless |
Omar09:Yeah. Funny how she doesn't want to date me but don't want me dating another girl. So you get it now. BTW do you know me like offline? |
grossintel:You are a wizard bro. I'm broke and she knows that I'm broke. You're 100% right |
But the worst shot is a girl telling me she is pregnant for me. Without me hitting any spot. I was still a virgin then sef |
Well a girl came to buy goods at my shop one December. I've been seeing her and I kind of find her attractive. So she bought the stuff and there was no change. I asked her to come back and she came back later. But because I wanted to see her again I told her no change yet but she said she wanted to go buy something so I gave her money she went to buy whatever she wanted to buy and gave me my balance. So I said " oh, I had change I just wanted you to come back so I can see you" she didn't say anything she just left. 10 minutes later boom she came back and just sat there. I was like you want to buy another thing she said "no, I just came to keep your company" a girl I've never spoken to before that day. And she said she has never seen me before. We are very good friends now sha and it's over a year. Though she said she doesn't like me for date but will discourage me from dating any girl. Just recently she called me to know where I was I told her I traveled to see my girl. She said God punish my girlfriend. I asked her why, she said because I never told her I had a girlfriend. Funny right?. |
AnonymustME:They are getting my head confused. I thought I'm not updated that making out is the new sex now because of the ridiculous amount of people that are using it |
biGDhAp:Bro I get. But that day I was walking on a busy road and when I looked at him expecting to see him trying to show me some wares, she was just sitting smiling at me saying nothing. |
To be honest I find myself in your situation. It's like you are describing me that I had to check the moniker to be sure it's not me who wrote this. The only difference is that I don't think I'm overly handsome I have to conclude that I'm just uniquely handsome, because I have people who have called me ugly but people that has insinuated that I'm handsome is so much. From the cloth seller that just called me "fine boy" without advertising to me. To the beggar woman who called me "Arewa" 2 actually at different time. The first made me excited that's was the first time I would be called beautiful in my language. To the old cleaner that was just looking at me then telling me to my face that I'm very handsome. God, she was like "mummy nko" I said won wa. Then after staring at me for a moment she said "wo bo se fine" I was embarrassed to be truthful. Then the girls that will jokingly say they are pregnant for me. Jokingly cos I never had sex with them. With all this I'm still single and damaged. I'm good in the inside too, Just like you so people wouldn't hate me. But reading this made me happy. I guess it happens to make the world balance |
Anneka101:Really? You like me too. Oh thank you. And for your joke it wasn't funny trust me. Do I still have to explain that. What I'm saying is do you have a boyfriend or not, or if you are married or not? Or do you mean plural like pregnant? Thank you |
Anneka101:Are you playing or you don't really know the meaning of go out with me? Okay what I'm saying is that I like you, I really like you of course that's if you are single |
Anneka101:Will you go out with me |
etel124:Bro please explain the tip for inter Milan and the last game |
I read this guy's book once. I was hooked. His sarcasm is top notched. Humor? Perfect and the savages are out of this world. I want more of his books |
Jeweltz:Okay. Thanks |
Jeweltz:The picture in your profile, that place looks like somewhere in Bariga. Am I right? |
YorubaKinging:Do you know just today I thought about this things? What if no one has truly been to the moon. And all what this American scientist are just lying to us through the media and TV and documentaries? Just what if all why they say about fossils and dinosaurs are fallacies? Just what if |
Bahddo:Bro just leave them guys. I don't know with all those your explanation they still not getting it. That means they are duller than Buhari. Nothing you say can make them understand. |
Well I've met Mayorkun before he blew sha. Then I go on holidays with my Dad's friends. So the church we attend then turns out to be Mayorkun's church. His house was even in front of the church then. Though he was more or less a celeb then because his mum was a very popular nollywood actress. I can even remember she came to worship with us once during the church harvest day. Another person is Bobrisky. We were in the same school (Unilag), department (accounting), the same level. Even freshprince I don't know if I can call him a celeb but we were together gisting and all. Even my younger brother offered him handshake and he shook his hand. He was humble sha. For the records freshprince has a single with korede bello. One guy I feel will soon blow is chuddy k I hope he remembers me when he blow sha. We met in a game center in Unilag since then anytime he sees me he greets me. |
chijioke17:I was in Oshun house. |
Altimatic27:Bleep. You went to Fgc Odogbolu. Which set? I'm 2010 set. |
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