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aimmoney9:
THEN GO THAILAND E PLENTY THERE

I will really appreciate you, if you can help me get there. I love Asian laps

Chi59:
You dey mind am? As if nairalanders are abortionists.

Hello sweetheart. You here

I remembered when I was trying to collect post jamb form. The place was so tight we were almost sleeping on each other. I was trying my best not to touch any girl inappropriately, it was so bad I shrunk sweat from my shirt. Then I noticed a girl beside me was lashing on a guy. Giving the guy serious warning not to bring his dick near her ass. Then immediately she face her front he placed a head on my shoulder. Isn't that wrong?

Semperty:
Idiot. That's not her. That girl on her profile is my friend and she's not on nairaland

You so sure she's not on Nairaland. You don't know

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Preshieben:
yh
Am saying it again
Beauty isn't my priority for now
And thanks for no advise from u

You welcome girlfriend or girl friend. Don't really know the difference

Well I really hate it. I was felt my ex farted though I wasn't sure but I couldn't take it out of my mind. Though it different with family. A friend that was a girl once farted in my presence and also a female neighbor like that though I acted cool. But it somehow stuck to my mind and I'm really not cool with it. If I see a girl I like and I'm unable to talk to her and I just have to say she too farts to put it out of my mind. It's that bad.
My second FTC in few minutes I'm gonna make it this year

Preshieben:
Okay

So am 19 years(tho I'll be 20 on June)
A final year student
I have a partime work which pays very well
So I must say am doing very well all by myself
My problem now is I don't seem to fall in love with any guy
I Know this shouldn't be my worry
But I want to get married at 23 or 24yrs
And I haven't been in any serious relationship before
Am beautiful tho,I respect alot and am a very nice person
I play around when once am in a relationship and often it leads to breakup
I hang out mostly wwith men old enough to be my dad and I enjoy their company
What could be the reason?

N/B; please no one one should come here and call me a kid
Age is just a number

I'm not calling you a kid. But you said in one thread that you don't priorities beauty. I don't have any opinion though I wouldn't have mind you being mine if you weren't in faraway akwa ibom.
Modified: This is my first to comment. I dedicate it to my mom, my next girl friend, to preshieben for allowing me on this your thread. I love your laps too. I didn't feel any better though cos I didn't get any money in my account.

Preshieben:
Big Bulges turns me on instantly

Well I thought you are a virgin. Well I love girls thighs. Short skirt, short gown, anything that shows thigh sha

ImmaculateJOE:
Follow your Mum's advice...

But then you came 3rd judging what I saw round your shoulder...

2nd Runner Up equates 3rd position..
1st runner up equates 2nd position..

That's true. But maybe its the organisers that don't not know this and give the second person second runners up. You know she was the one there. Maybe there's no first runner up.

Lamanii22:
Ha! Mad oo

Funny right? Don't mind him. Acknowledging a compliment is not cheating it is curtsey

Stacyomolola:
It actually made the story more juicy and easy to fore-tell his illusions

Why am I seeing you everywhere?

MOnkeyBabe:
please warn your Nigerian brothers and sisters. They are too vile for my liking .

Oh! You are a Nigerian abroad. I checked your profile. When are you coming to Nigeria?

MOnkeyBabe:
will you serve jail time with him if anything happens to the "PeRv"? Please watch Kim's new show on OxyGen about JUStiCe. Even if you encourage violence, think about how those folks would embarass themselves in Public. VeRy UnCiviliZed. I can't believe my GeneRation thinks like this. Can't we all just pretend and take an unpredictable but intelligent and effective ROUte? You Complain about people engaging in JunGle juStiCe but this is how it starts. NiGeRians behave very ABRaSive. Why won't AmeRiCans run away, causing RaCial tension.

What's your aim for writing like this. Using capital letter indiscriminately

Zabiboy:
Like i said, if u invite ur fellow guy over to hangout or have fun, if he agrees to come, are you going to/meant to give him tf when he's leaving.....
I'm even 100% sure the guy wuld even add more value to u, or u'll hv more fun when d guy( that u wont giv tf) is around than d so called lady who u r giving tf...
Like i always say tho....it not by force to reason d same way i do..
Goodluck with ur mentality

So after the hangout and the guy doesn't have money. Wouldn't he ask you for some money for transport? I'm sure you will give him. Cos he is your guy though you paid for the hangout

Zabiboy:
Words of a simp...
Goodluck with ur mentality tho....

That doesn't make one a simp. It's courtsey cos you invited her. If she ask to come on her volition then you may be right even at that tell her before she comes that you don't have transport oh

Oruka by Neji, Ololufe by wande coal and perfect Ed Sheeran and also marry me by Bruno

imdavid704:
I have seen several post of how people beg on nairaland, i even saw a post where people drop their account number waiting for miracle.

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Affiliate marketing
Reading news online
Sharing post
Watching videos
Viewing ads e.t.c

I will also be teaching you how to convert airtime to casgincase you overload from your bank account(you wanted to purchase #200 airtime you mistakenly added another 0 making it #2000), I will teach how you can easily convert the airtime to cash straight to you bank account in less than 3 mins. All for free!!!

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Okay she's my ex now. We were trying to get hostel so we went to a cyber cafe. So we started playing about and talking catching trips because the guy in the cafe said no light we should wait. But what made it romantic was another couple that was there. The guy was looking more beautiful than my babe and her guy or friend was more handsome and looks richer but they were really looking at us with a look that says they wish they were us. And the first time I kissed her. It was bliss. She closed her eyes. And I was wondering why because she just told me the day before she can't kiss me. After like 5 secs looking at her I placed my lips on hers and she didn't withdraw her lips. I looked into her eyes again, still closed I just went all out. I kissed her for like 2 minutes in a public place but it's in the night. That was my best moment with a girl ever.

Fatty82:
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Op this one does not look like an ashawo oh

Bro think. Xenophobia still fit happen anytime

Bluehill1051:
Olodo! Why haven't you been celebrating your birthday one month earlier. Fool.
I see too many foolish people here on nairaland these days

Some people are proud in their foolishness.

Chi59:
Can you just imagine? Slept with an ex on your wedding night? Who raised these kind of men?

Their parents

Leezah:

So you left us on your telegram group yesterday. Why?
For your question. For Nigeria Doris Simon and for world Amandla Steinberg. She is the most beautiful girl in the world. I had do anything (excluding selling my soul) to marry her

Omar09:
Bro I am not a scammer. I have not entertained any mail from guys here on my email. The send in, sometimes its rainy season of boys pm, sometimes it's the drought season. Countless times I've mentioned here I'm a dude, but still some sugar boys go ahead to send me pm of which I dismiss. I sell data, and one of my customers came from here to my WhatsApp not my mail. Lol . I no say I broke now, but scam no fit pay me the kind money I deh find. Still Holla me if you need data.

I was about to say this. Though you have an f on your moniker but you always imply you are male with the way you talk. Even Denreledave too. You guys only put f for fun but you let people know you are guys. So I don't see that as scam

MrCork:
..are u lightskin?

Are you okay sir?
This always your first word anytime you comment. You need to see a shrink.

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