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UNN library makes sense shaa but I have not toured around the country's universities just to compare and contrast libraries.

Manuel Lanzini's 65th minute goal may be enough to hand Chelsea the premier league title.
Tottenham had no answer to the impressive display by the Hammers tonight. Celebration to Chelsea. Congratulations to Antonio Conte.
....only if they cannot beat Boro on Monday, the title is as good as won.

Half-time score,


West Ham 0-0 Tottenham

realestniggah:
watch some religious fanatics say it God that did it

meanwhile they don't know with today advancement in technology and medical science even bobrisky can give birth at the age of 70 if he want

You are stew... If u put pig or pid, na u sabi.

The English Premier League 2016/17 season is gradually coming to an end with Champions-elect, Chelsea, fighting hard to claim the title and Tottenham remaining their closest contenders. Tottenham are in action tonight against West Ham United and Chelsea will be hoping they drop point so that their four-point lead at the top of the league table may be extended. Chelsea will not be in action until Monday night when they will face Middlesbrough.

As we all know, this one year national service comes with the good, the bad and the ugly. Many enjoyed or are currently enjoying their PPAs while some could hardly forget the type of suffering they went through (or they are passing through) all in the name of NYSC.

About 90% of corps members who did nothing to influence their postings, usually experiences one challenge or the other in carrying out their primary assignment, ranging from language barrier, ethno-religious and cultural differences (including the food most common in their host community), primary assignment itself;- since education sector absorbs more than three quarter of the total population of corps members and we know for sure that not every graduate can teach well because they all must not be B. Ed holders. Some graduates have never taught anybody in their life. So the experience is grossly lacking.

In fact, the challenges are too numerous to be summarized by one person's experience alone. They are unque and specific to individuals and location- varying from person to person and from location to location.

Feel free to share your own, funny, interesting or pathetic as it may be, whether you are still serving or you finished some hours, days, months or even years ago.

What a mess!

May favour all the 2016 batch A stream 2 Corps Members anywhere they may be heading to after their POP today, be it labour market, business world, work place (for those already working), entrepreneurship etc.

May God grant journey mercies to those them travelling. May they all live long to actualize their dreams in life.

SUCCESS! SUCCESS!! SUCCESS!!! is all I wish each and every one of the 16A stream ii corps members. Go into the wider world and conquer unemployment and poverty IJN, Amen.

A Federal High Court
sitting in Lagos, yesterday,
convicted and sentenced an
official of the Independent
National Electoral Commission,
INEC, Yisa Adedoyin, following a
plea bargain arrangement he
reached with the Economic and
Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC,
in the charge brought against
him, former Petroleum Resources
Minister, Diezani Alison-Madueke
and two other officials of the
commission, Christian Nwosu and
Tijani Bashir.
They were alleged to have
conspired among themselves to
directly take possession of
N500.76 million, which formed
part of proceeds of unlawful act.
Trial judge is Justice Mohammed
Idris.
The plea bargain agreement is
dated May 2, 2017. The court
arrived at the decision after the
EFCC re-arraigned in absentia,
Alison-Madueke, alongside
Christian Nwosu and Tijani Bashir,
both staff of INEC.
In sentencing the convict, Justice
Idris held that “There is no doubt
that the second defendant is an
elderly man. It is also not in
contention that the second
defendant is a first time offender.
“This court will tamper justice
with mercy. The court hereby
adopts the plea bargain
agreement as the judgment of
the court.”
The plea bargain agreement
stated that,”Upon the conviction
of the second defendant, the
court should forfeit to the Federal
Government all that parcel of land
and its appurtenances measuring
100ft by 100, lying, being and
situate at Taoheed Road, Bufo-
Osho Village, Ilorin-South LGA,
Ilorin, Kwara State which property
was acquired and developed with
N23 million from the proceeds of
the 2nd defendant’s unlawful
acts.”
“That a fine N10 million is
proposed to this court to be
imposed on the 2nd defendant
upon his conviction on count 4 of
the amended charge.
“That in paying the fine of the
sum of N10 million, the 2nd
defendant shall raise a draft of
the sum of N5 million in addition
to the sum of N5 million already
recovered from him vide the
attached draft.”
“That the court shall direct the
EFCC in whose name the draft of
N5 million was raised by the 2nd
defendant to transfer the value of
the said draft to the Consolidated
Revenue Fund Account of the
Federation.
“The 2nd defendant shall within
seven days after the payment of
the fine imposed by this court
enter into a bond with the EFCC
never to be involved in economic
and financial crimes within and
outside the shores of the Federal
Republic of Nigeria.”
The EFCC had re-arraigned the
defendants over their alleged
involvement in money
laundering.
But they all pleaded not guilty to
the six count amended charge
made against them by the anti-
graft agency.
Prior to the re-arraignment of the
defendants, counsel to the EFCC,
had informed Justice Idris that the
2nd defendant, Olarenwaju had
indicated his intention to change
his plea from not guilty to guilty
plea and also reached a plea
bargain arrangement with the
commission.
EFCC further informed the judge
that the anti-graft agency had
filed the 2nd amended charge,
with a prayer that same should
be accepted and read to the
defendants for them to take their
pleas.
It will be recalled that at the last
hearing on the matter, Justice
Idris had thrown out an earlier
plea bargain arrangement
reached at by the then convicted
1st defendant, Christian Nwosu
over allegation of money
laundering with the anti-graft
agency which he had earlier
pleaded guilty to.
The judge had clearly maintained
that the plea bargain
arrangement cannot save the
convict from serving a stiffer
sentence.


Source: www.vanguardngr.com

U sure say en no dey talk? E be like say him dey form deaf and dumb.

nwabobo:
Lie don finish for Lai mouth.

True talk. And where is his partner-in-crime, Femi Adesinner?

Classwork for all Nairalanders;

1. Describe Lai Mohammed in one word or a short phrase.

2. What do you think is his role in this present administration.

Ikechukwu, u dey make small sense before but this one? Na lie oooo! Hooohaaaa!

A corps member serving in Zamfara State, Fidelis Chalokwo, has been declared wanted by the Modibbo Adama University of Technology, Yola, over N30m varsity school fees fraud involving 940 students. Our correspondent learnt that the 940 students of the institution risked being restrained from sitting for the second semester examination. The affected students were considered ineligible by the bursary department of the university to sit for the examination because they had reportedly not yet paid their school fees. According to the Students Union Government of the institution on Tuesday, preliminary investigations into the N30m school fees fraud linked Chalokwo, a former student of the university, now performing his NYSC programme in Zamfara, of executing 70 per cent of the fraud. “More than 70 per cent of the students swindled of their school fees said they paid to Fidelis Chalokwo, who is now performing his NYSC programme in Zamfara,” said Abubakar Lawan, the SUG Vice-President. He added that Chalokwo who was wanted to account for his crime, claimed he had left the country. The SUG VP said the varsity believed the suspect was still in the country and in Zamfara. The Dean, Student Affairs, MAUTECH, Yola, Dr. Haruna Lawan, said over N30m was involved, adding that most of the students, instead of using their Automated Teller Machine cards to make the payments, gave cash to the online vendors who turned out to be fraudsters. He said the least of the school fees involved was N30,700, while other victims of the scams paid as much as N37,800 in school fees which never hit the school account. However, Chalokwo, posting on his Facebook page, said the management of MAUTECH was trying to cover its ineptitude by using the 940 students to make up for its shortfall in revenues. He dismissed any wrongdoing on his part. He said, “The university should instead get the incompetent Flexisaf to account for the 940 failed registration rather than its current manhunt for me and my colleagues. But whatever you want to believe, please, note that my colleagues and I successfully paid your fees and registered for your courses for 2016 session. “Let the FLEXISAF ICT explain the rest. It is a pity that the school bursar or management or whosoever is encouraging the manhunt of students cannot have a deep introspection and get the incompetent FLEXISAF to account for whatever losses the school probably must have recorded. The dubious list of 940 failed registration is the worst conspiracy theory ever.”

A corps member serving in Zamfara State, Fidelis Chalokwo, has been declared wanted by the Modibbo Adama University of Technology, Yola, over N30m varsity school fees fraud involving 940 students. Our correspondent learnt that the 940 students of the institution risked being restrained from sitting for the second semester examination. The affected students were considered ineligible by the bursary department of the university to sit for the examination because they had reportedly not yet paid their school fees. According to the Students Union Government of the institution on Tuesday, preliminary investigations into the N30m school fees fraud linked Chalokwo, a former student of the university, now performing his NYSC programme in Zamfara, of executing 70 per cent of the fraud. “More than 70 per cent of the students swindled of their school fees said they paid to Fidelis Chalokwo, who is now performing his NYSC programme in Zamfara,” said Abubakar Lawan, the SUG Vice-President. He added that Chalokwo who was wanted to account for his crime, claimed he had left the country. The SUG VP said the varsity believed the suspect was still in the country and in Zamfara. The Dean, Student Affairs, MAUTECH, Yola, Dr. Haruna Lawan, said over N30m was involved, adding that most of the students, instead of using their Automated Teller Machine cards to make the payments, gave cash to the online vendors who turned out to be fraudsters. He said the least of the school fees involved was N30,700, while other victims of the scams paid as much as N37,800 in school fees which never hit the school account. However, Chalokwo, posting on his Facebook page, said the management of MAUTECH was trying to cover its ineptitude by using the 940 students to make up for its shortfall in revenues. He dismissed any wrongdoing on his part. He said, “The university should instead get the incompetent Flexisaf to account for the 940 failed registration rather than its current manhunt for me and my colleagues. But whatever you want to believe, please, note that my colleagues and I successfully paid your fees and registered for your courses for 2016 session. “Let the FLEXISAF ICT explain the rest. It is a pity that the school bursar or management or whosoever is encouraging the manhunt of students cannot have a deep introspection and get the incompetent FLEXISAF to account for whatever losses the school probably must have recorded. The dubious list of 940 failed registration is the worst conspiracy theory ever.”

Baaaad business!!!
Stop the expertation nah! That's all!

If, by omission or commission, he wins any election in 2019, Lie Mohammed would certainly retain his post in the country because Peter Obi and the current minister of Information and culture have one big thing in common and that is telling lies.

Imagine this Peter Obi telling us he had one 'chameleon' wrist watch in 17yrs. I call it chameleon wrist watch because it keep changing colours through out the 17yrs.

who

Philistine:
what do u expect....igbos and lies are like 5 & 6

U na Igbo, I know. U just won prolong matter and ignite an e-fight, expression of tribal sentiment. Igbo and their brain. Swear by amadioha say u no be Igbo by birth and inclination, and en go kill u instanta.

MrEverest:
Chai, what kind of rubbish talk is this please?

What do u mean by rubbish talk. I was only joking as u can infere from what I wrote if at all you weren't thinking with any other part of body apart from brain.

For your mind you don find one novice for Economics. U see ur life so! Guy, leave matter for Mathias. I am a seasoned Economist, and currently working as economist also. So, in real sense I am not a lay man in this field of naaira/dollar relationship (as I put it in the post u quoted above). Anytime your brain stops doing partial contact, kindly go back and re-read that my initial post to confirm that I was only making fun of the topic because Nigeria as a country knows what to do to fix our economy but because our leaders are benefitting from the situation, they refuse to accept the truth.

Be wiser next time. Happy new month/workers' Day.

ok nah!

in a layman's knowledge, I may ask; why can't our naira gain its own independence from Oyibo people/their currency. I think Nigeria is sovereign state. Why can't our currency value be indepent of all this Oyibo dollars/pound?


If dem continue to punish and suffer us like this, we go go back to our root: trade by bater. Gaskiya!! If dem see anything wey dem need from us we go tell dem wetin dem go take exchange am from their side, say no be their money again.


Na we rich pass dem for natural resources by far. Them just dey use this their dollar dey control us anyhow whereas na we suppose dey control them cos almost everything wey dem dey use over there na from Nigeria and Africa. But dem don blind us sotee we no even know our right. Wake up Nigeria and wisen up.

Why dem come use my friend name nah. Now wey him won write waec. Chinedu no worry eeee u go make am at a go. U and Chukwuma, your predecessor, no dey the same level. U get level pass am.

corpersforum:
Nairaland is like a City with a population of Over 1.7 Million Civilians, Soldiers, Students, bloggers, workers and all sort of people.

This Nairaland city has its own government comprises of President Lalasticlala and other top executives coupled with some principled no-nonsense moderators.

I moved into this city a while ago and secured an apartment at NYSC Estate.

I really love Nairaland city has it has everything you can ever want.

If you want information, stay on the express way which is the Front page.

If you want entertainment and clubbing, just go to celebrity board.

You want hook up, jerk off, get nasty, go to Romance Street.

Do you like crime? Do you like breaking laws? Do you love Stealing and other illegal activities, go and learn at Crime center.

Do you want to laugh off your sorrow, just stay on the front page reading comments.

I can continue talking about Nairaland city till next month......

However, I want advice from everybody.

I wish to be a Moderator on Nairaland. I want to be part of the executives. I want to work for Seun Osewa. He has been a role Model.

Please am begging Nairaland to hire me.
I am a graduate of Obafemi Awolowo University who Is about to Finish NYSC service in Four days.

Nairaland I want to work for you.......Please hire me.

You can raise my voice in the Comment box or you can abuse me.

All I care about is working for Nairaland.

Cc
Seun
Lalasticlala
Ishilove
Mynd44
Crazyman
Ogbeche77
yokiti

I think liking snakes like Lala..., is an added advantage to ur OAU degree or how do you see it?

I am just joking. Honestly I don't know the answer to your question but the way that guy, Lala use to shows passion for snake, I think he will consider any fellow with the same passion and recommend them for the post of a moderator.

I like most of your posts on this NL. I wish u d best even as u round up your NYSC service. Sai gobe!

Mrlouis:
Ma Nigga

This Guy!!!! Long time. How ur area nah!!! I no dey see ur error-detecting machine again. I hope I have no grammatical case this time around.


Happy Sunday my guy. I hope u enjoyed ur week end. Continue the enjoyment as we celebrate workers' Day and New Month tomorrow.

NiMET people may have some explanations to make here.


But to you as a christian, don't allow ur self to be fooled or distracted by any factor. Try and remain on the right track. It's safer than being caught unaware.

Dear brothers and sisters in Christ the bottom-line of everyday preaching is as follows,

1. Let us believe what we heard (that's faith and it comes through hearing). Stop being Thomas. Start believing and u shall be saved

2. Let us preach what we believe (that's evangelization). Spreading the Good News to all the ends of the earth. It costs but at the end, it surely pays much more than it costs.

3. Let's practise what we preach (that's living the Gospel/Christ-like life).

I believe doing good pays even if there is no religion at all. Rapture sooner or later, the righteous will enjoy the fruits of their labour.

Even on Sundays like this Man U still dey cook draw soup. Dem for change am today to Sunday stew rice.

Meanwhile unbeaten run extended but top four eluding

Poorboy:
Hawk pure water

As your name appear, you are indeed poor in everything even in reasoning. Is that a piece of advice or a mokery? Be your brother's keeper. Remember, it could be you. Pray God to give u common sense.

That's Econometrics oooo!!! That course is too abstract to be realistic/applicable/believed.

Even the lecturers wey teach am na just wetin dem just see for Oyibo textbook na him dem go give u copy and paste. No real life examples added. No Nigerian/African situation as a case study.


It is easier to solve any mathematical or statistics, physics or chemisttry calculations than to just read and understand a question in pure Econometrics. I only pitied my GP after my encounter with that course. The stupid course almost finished all the megabytes my brain was reserving for other courses. But thank God finally the idiot no succeed in crashing my GP; but I no like Econometrics hooohaaa!!! Even though I fit teach am now the way dem take teach me--- copy and paste. I no know for u.

lol

Na everyday this interview style dey change. I pity those wey neva get job.

Today, dem go tell u to include this in your CV, next day, dem go even tell u say no be CV dem dey call am again, na Resumé. Today u go hear 'Include this', tomorrow, u go hear 'don't include this' in your CV/Resumé. Haba!!! Which one wey dey nah?

How to answer this, how to answer that. Interviewers make una get am right nah? How one day programme go hard pass 5 or 4years studies for school. Ask graduates questions based on their field of studies and stop copying from G-mat puzzles that you too cannot answer correctly without copying the answers from the source of the question

Nigerians, make we take am easy

Who is this Lai Mohammed of Uganda again? From which ministry is this news coming? I guess it's from minitry of information and culture.