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Construct a typical Nigerian news headline for this type of story.

E.g: 'APC has no connection with the weeping statue' - Lai Mohamed.


Weeping Statue; PDP blames the presidency for keeping silent about the weeping statue.


Fayose says APC should tell Nigerians the truth about the weeping statue.

'What has your govt done to stop the sweeping statue'? Fani kayode asks Buhari

'We are carrying out some analysis on specimen of blood from the weeping statue- NMA

'There is no need to panic' Army assures Nigerians as tension continues to rise over the weeping statue


Weeping statue: CAN says Apostle Suleiman's sex scandal (allegation) has nothing to do with the weeping statue.

We'll not rest until we fish out those behind the weeping statue saga- IG of Police.

Catholic Bishops Conference Of Nigeria (CBCN) to meet with PMB on Tuesday over the weeping statue.


Muslim cleric urges christians to keep calm over the weeping statue: saying related occurences do happen in other religions.

'It's a moment of sober reflection'- Popular Enugu Catholic priest on weeping statue.


Feel free to add yours.

@Op, you just waist your time dey there dey copy and paste nothing. Who dey feed u with serious fat lies like this. Maybe na u go replace our our minister of information and culture for office when him tenure expire. Just dey warm up small small. I see lie go sweet well well for your mouth,

ericmor:
Where is the pride here? Someone said is injured to play a friendly match which will even give our local players opportunity to show their talent and u here talking about pride. Tell me any competition that moses was not injured n refused to appear

Someone being injured and someone saying he is injured cannot mean the same thing. If he is really injured as you quote him, Chelsea will be the first to announce it because he is one of their valuable players at the moment. No coach, no matter how radical, will force his player to play ordinary friendly with clear injury.


But consider this: Is this statement below good enough to be someone's excuse in a meeting in which you are in attendance?
'He said I should tell you people that he is very sick so he won't make it to today's meeting'.

Ugosample:
Very nice

But please clarify more on what you meant by African Mentality Syndrome

I think what she meant by African Mentality is Patriarchism- a belief that men are and should be more valued and/or respected than the women folk in the society which gives the men the power to dominate and dictate over their women counterpart.

@ESTELLE247, is my answer close to what you meant by African Mentality?

yeenqa:
Lagos. because of job opportunities and my health.

May it be done to you according to your faith.

But I hope you are not from Lagos state and you didn't graduate from a school in Lagos. Else don't say Amen yet to my prayer above unless you are married and your husband is residing in Lagos.

Meanwhile those things you wish for are still in abundance in many other states.

NYSC has released the mobilization timetable for this year's batch A prospective corps members. Congratulations to all the PCMs. The long awaited time is here. Many of them are now happier than they were after their final year exams.

Now you are left with a limited option of choosing the state of the federation where you would like to carry out your national assignment meaningfully. Many online guidelines abound (both fake and real) to help you make a good choice depending on what you are looking for. In terms of state allowance to corps members, many states are not just faithful to the payment. In fact, many states don't even pay anything at all but if you check online, you will even see states that pay as high as N15, 000. It all just ends on the internet.
Opportunities abound in all the states depending on your field and what you want to achieve during and after your service. If you are a business-oriented fellow, you can choose any (commercialized) business-booming area/state. If you are a die-hard fan of paid job, then, you should select industrialized states. But believe me, most of the states are worse than they are being exagerrated on the net while others that are easily looked on, usually turn out to be better than they are being projected by people who actually have not been there before writing thrash about them. I had this experience with the northern state where I served where ( with all its negative publicity). It later turned out to help actualize my dream in life. So don't judge a book by its cover while selecting your state of deployment during registration. Just pray to your God to help and see you through.

Meanwhile, which state would you like to be posted to, ceteris paribus? Even God gives us the chance to make our choice. But let no mere speculation or bias lead you to making wrong choice just because they say.
I wish all the PCMs a hitch-free registration as well as fruitful and successful service year.


Weeeee!!! Waaaaaa!!!

NYSC loading..... 90%

Oga Moses, no start dey grow wings now wey your star dey shine. Pride goes before a fall. Even if na you dey right, no try carry your shoulder high for your coach if you no won dey warm bench.

Coaches make or mar players.

Good news! But the govt must find a lasting solution rather this pumping of our foreign reserve into the forex market. $1=N160 should be their target.

World Economics said yesterday that we are out of recession. It was funny. It's like a doctor telling a patient who is still in excruciating pain to go home that his/her sickness is gone already. Is the doctor not joking?

Nigeria, like this till when? When shall all these end? God please come to your rescue oooo!!!

Question 1. If N5m is used for small scale business, how will business started with N500k or N1m be described?
Ques 2. Why are pastors always making the whole world know about their kind gestures. I remember that the Bible says '...and when you give alms, don't blow your trumpent as the pagans do...' or is that one for non-pastors only?

Ques 3. What if the beneficiary's village people mount a monitoring device to follow the guy. I means why should the benefactor expose the beneficiary to such unnecessary danger?

Must everthing get people talking? I think this is rather giving attention seekers an upper hand to continue playing on our intelligence.

If it is an ordinary commercial bus, they will write that the driver killed so so and so person... But if it is a politician or someone close to them, like in this case, the repor will take a different form:-it will be his car, and not he himself that killed a student...


There is injustice in the land!

Only in Nigeria: person go steal in billions and be granted bail in millions. No be profitable business be that? We no go fit defeat corruption like this oooo!

This is what is meant by fulfilled life. May God give me, my family, my friends and even my enemies the same grace to attain fulfillment in life.
Long live my family!
Long live my in-laws!!
Long live my friends!!!
Long live my enemies!!!!
Long live beloved nairalanders esp you that read this comment!!!!

From my own understanding of this story, it has no link with the girl's issue with Suleman. It is a different case altogether but maybe they are joining issues to-get-her (I mean together).
One thing is sure, the truth will not be surpressed for ever. One day, it must definitely burst out either from the 'accuser' or from the 'accusee'. Suleman and Stephanie should be very careful how they deal with the truth. Lies have a very short life span.

Na family business Nigeria go turn to if they continue to visit their Dad for office during working hours like that ooo! Dem no dey see for house?

Congratlations to 2016 A (especially stream 1) who are gradually concluding their one year compulsory service to their fatherland. It's a great honour.

However, if you are yet to find answer to this question: what is next thing to do after the POP?, it is becoming late gradually.

How much have you saved already or how much are you hoping to go home with i.e if you have been able to?
Nobody should blame anyone that comes home with little or no money depending on his state of deployment and place of primary assignment.

Mrlouis:
Haha my guy howfar

Your guy dey ooo! How your side nah! Na lie I talk so? How dat your scanning device; in still dey work abii dem design am exclusively to detect my grammatical error alone?

You see wetin I dey talk? Get better education so dat your brain go reason well, them say no gree. This na d limit wey them brain fit reason reach. I stand with quality education. Lack of education na him dey kill and spoil many people for this our country.

Mrlouis:
No.. 4 Million euros..iranu

Mrlouis, so na only for my comments/posts your error-detecting machine dey function well abii? The machine no detect any grammatical error for the topic wey u dey comment so? Me I see 'psid' instead of 'paid'. If you see such for my own, you go overlook am as you overlook this one so? There is God ooo!!!!

The details of what could prove a league-deciding clash have been unveiled, with the game to take place after the Champions League quarter-finals Real Madrid will play host to Barcelona on April 23 with a 20:45 kick-off time.

HarunaWest:
to be Careful cos many people out there are fake... Corpers i meant... had a bad experience, learnt my lesson.. changed me... its been 2 years, and ave been still shocked to move on ooo... twasnt funny
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Can you pls share that experience here even if it should be in disguised form? Experience, they say, is the best teacher. You may succeed in saving one or two souls or helping one or two persons that will learn from your experience.

NYSC one year compulsory service for Nigerian graduates has been perceived as punishment and time waisting period by those who had passed through the programme especially recently, or those currently passing through it now, that everything has changed, even the so-called monthly stipend of N19,800 from the Federal Government cannot take care of the corps members' needs up to at least half-way through the month.
Young graduates keep on suffering during this one year programme which in the past used to be a thing of joy and honour to the persons involved, their family and even their entire community who would go on and on to celebrate their son/daughter that has done them proud by graduating from an institution of higher learning, and upon whom will soon be laid the responsibilities of caring for those who catered for them during their studies and their younger siblings alike, relieving their parents of some financial burden and alleviating the suffering of those around them.
Government, on its own part tailored the programme to bring about and sustain national unity which virtually eluded us as a nation between the years 1967 and 1970 when we almost lost our oneness to Civil war.
The aforementioned objectives were great and achievable until recently when things started changing negatively both from the government and for the graduates. The number of graduates being churned out from our corps producing institutions is on the increase geometrically. And the young, vibrant and promising graduates sometimes lose their lives during the service year due to political and civil unrest, ethno-religious crises, road accident (due to poor state of Nigerian road), lack of adequate health facilities especially in the rural places and list goes on and on.

However, despite all these challenges and problems resulting from the national service, it is still a thing of joy that one graduates before one clocks thirty. This is the joy with which they endure rather than enjoy hardly bearable treatments in the orientation camps and at their PPAs thereafter.
And to some families, picture of their ward in NYSC (Kaki) uniform is an indication that their wards are receiving the best gift parents can give their children- education. So they have to hang it in strategic positions in their rooms to attract attention.
Experience gathered during this 11-month programme varies from one individual corps member to the other for those who depended solely on fate and Divine Providence- I mean those who truly served and not the ghost 'corpers' or those who influenced their posting to favour their personal interests.

For me, the NYSC service taught me the following things:-
i. There is still a future and a hope for Nigeria. In spite of all the present challenges, the youths are getting more and more in love with education which will open the door for sustainable development to come in and stay.

ii. We should not judge a people by what others say about them- I mean a tribe, an ethnic etc. Many are better than they are perceived and vice versa.

iii. To live happily both in scarcity and in abudance: N19800 richer today, only compulsory ledger left in your bank account the next 10 to 15days (not due to extravagance)

iv. Success in life does not depend on the paper called certificate. Many have been fooled into believing thet since they made 2:1 or first class, they will eventually be greater than those who played a 2:2 draw with their schools (I mean those with second class lower popularly referrd to as 2.2) or those with even lower grades 3rd class and pass. After my sevice year, I found out those who made better grades spend more time reading G-MAT and other books to help fetch anyhow work whereas those that don't see themselves as being qualified to apply for certain realize what is facing them earlier and cushion themselves against any oddities. They know their certificates may not take them to their dreams in life and therefore devise alternative means of actualize those dreams. They achieve this more and easier than the former group that roam the streets in search of non-existent job.


Feel free to tell us your own lesson. And pls folks, pardon all my typographical shortcomings.

[quote author=Papiikush post=54737046]Read my comment again. This time around don't let your brain betray your fingers.

We are talking about what relevance Morgan is to the Internet then I compared her with Don jazzy (an example).

You just showed how stupid you are to the world.

I fear brainless people like you. But how come you are a nairalander? Well, I have seen your type before. In Lucky Dube's voice, '...when people see your type, many of them will run a mile... the world knows your people as the most violent in the world'

For not even understanding yourself, can't you see as you keep exposing your ignorance and stupidity?
Guy, nothing dey inside your skull if this is the limit of your reasoning. Sorry and sorry again!!

kingwill2050:
Who is Cynthia Morgan ? The only Morgan I know is my dry cleaner

Meaning?

Papiikush:
You are obviously clouded under a veil of ignorance if you don't know what relevance Don jazzy holds to the internet In Nigeria as a country. Try read relevant news sometimes instead of tonto dike and her marriage saga.

So what relevant news means to you is the one that is about Don Jazzy. Is that so?
You are the one being clouded by whatever you stated in your post above.

Wake up!

seyigiggle:
did you read at all? is this a domestics violence?

No! Don't blame him, he commented before reading. Some people are like that.


My own is:

#SayNoToSchoolViolence.

Is my own in line with the post?

For now, I can only see
i. NOVEL- On the right hand side of the sitting man's seat
ii STORY- on the sitting lady's hair through the book she is holding.

The search continues. I'll be back to compltete it.

@Op, I am not your 'reader' but I really appreciate you for this post. It will go a long way in helping people in their estimation and project execution.


Cc:
Mrlouis.
Come on board with your scanning device. Your food don done here. I remain loyal Sir.