₦airaland Forum

Congratulations to you if you are amongst those corps members doing their Passing Out Parade today. I know you have been missing your loved ones a lot but it is yet another dream come true for you to be fully eligible for any job in your field. It may have been so boring, so stressful and all that but the joy of achieving something tangible at the end, supercedes all that you have passed through.

May all the experience you gathered, all efforts you put in serving your fatherland, all the stress/suffering you were subjected to because of this programme and all the good prayers/wishes you received from people during this service year, be all transformed into success for you.

As a matter of advice, please don't preoccupy your mind with trepidation;-the fear of what may happen in the future. Look into the future with optimism. Don't worry about tomorrow because tomorrow will definitely take care of itself. Don't conceive or nurse the following idea in your mindset: 'no more #19800', no jobs available, nobody to link me up, no money to start my own business, etc. Such idea will only end up drawing you back and distracting you. Your mindset should be that nothing can stop you from making it big in life, be it your course of study, your class of degree/HND, your family background, your personal temperament
etc. None of the above has a major say in determining the height you will attain in life. It is only you and your creator that will put yourself where you will belong.
Don't just choose to be idle. Start something as soon as possible and you will be surprised how your little efforts plus Divine assistance will unlock great opprtunities for you and catapult you to an enviable position in life.

Once again, congratulations!!! Enjoy your POP.

The striker insists claims that he beat his wife were untrue and will now mull over taking the matter to the courts over what he perceives as libel Ahmed Musa is considering the possibility of taking legal action after his agent, Tony Harris described information that he was arrested for beating up his wife Jamila as erroneous. The forward, who joined Leicester City for a club record fee was quizzed by Leicestershire police in the early hours of Wednesday morning after they were called to a commotion at his home in Countesthorpe. Musa was later released without charge after his own version of the story was backed by the police and his agent has insisted reports of the 24-year-old’s arrest hours after he had wished his wife a happy birthday on Instagram had been exaggerated. “A row ensued between Musa and Jamila which drew the attention of neighbours and the police were notified,” Harris told the Guardian. “The police duly spoke with Musa along with a couple of witnesses in the house and have since closed the matter with no further action whatsoever as there is no case to answer. No charges were brought against Musa or his wife. “It’s normal for a couple to have a bit of a row now and again, however, Musa did not at any point hit his wife nor was he attacked by her. ''It was a mere domestic issue which has now been resolved and they are now talking again. “Everyone knows Musa is a jolly good fellow. ''He doesn’t drink or smoke, doesn’t party and has never been in trouble with the police all his life. He couldn’t harm a fly.'' The Nigeria international is understood to be very upset about the way the incident was reported and has been in touch with his legal representatives to discuss potential action. According to a club statement, Musa would be asked to explain what happened when he back in for training on Friday. “We are aware that Ahmed Musa has today [Wednesday] cooperated with a police inquiry relating to a disturbance in the early hours of this morning,” read the statement. “The inquiry has since been closed and no further action is to be taken. We see no reason for formal action internally, though Ahmed will be given the opportunity to discuss the matter with football management when the squad returns to training on Friday.” The 24-year-old has fallen down the pecking order at King Power Stadium since Craig Shakespeare took charge, and he has not started an English Premier League game for the Foxes since their 3-0 defeat to Manchester United on February 5.

Nawa ooo!

sheylarhh:
3rd of May

Your source plz

Anthony Conte's Chelsea playing hosts to Pep Guardiola's Manchester City. It promises to be cracker.

Barcelona have the opportunity to temporarily top La Liga table if they beat Sevilla this evening pending the result of Real Madrid's encounter with Leganés by 8pm tonight. Real Madrid are currently first on the log with two points and a game in hand.

what an ironical statement? Did he mean what he said or said what he meant? Anyway, it's politicians and and their life.

What is frustrating our doctors this time around?

For God's sake, what is the fate of B. Sc holders in this country? Banks prefer OND holders, companies hire more OND holders than B. Sc holders, little or no job coming from our govt. Still our Universities are busy churning out countless number of graduates year in year out. Even those old lecturers don't want to leave offices for younger generation. Yet everybody keeps calling the youths 'leaders of tomorrow'. When will youths' tomorrow come in Nigeria? Which way Nigeria?


Well I suggest youths should embrace entrepreneurship for achieving self-reliance. It's not easy but that's the only option our self-centred political leaders and educated elite leaves us with. They keep working on their age to stay longer in the office.

Mtcheeeewww. I dey vex ooo!

The Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN), Monday, injected another $240 million into the nation’s foreign exchange market to sustain Naira’s gains against the Dollar and other hard currencies. Governor, Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN), Mr Godwin Emefiele Of that amount, $90 million was to meet requests for invisibles such as BTA/PTA, medical and school fees. The balance of $150 million was given to authorized FOREX dealers in the interbank wholesale auction window. The Bank’s Acting Director in charge of Corporate Communications, Isaac Okorafor, confirmed the figures, disclosing that the CBN had adjusted BDC sale days to Tuesdays only to reduce logistical difficulties. He added that henceforth the apex Bank would sell $10,000 only to low-end forex dealers once a week, instead of the twice weekly earlier announced. According to Okorafor, in a bid to further ease the access of customers, the CBN has also directed all banks to pay cash over the counter to desiring foreign exchange customers. While urging the banks to oblige the genuine requests of customers, the spokesman advised customers to report any uncooperating bank to the CBN through available platforms. It will be recalled that the CBN in the recent months has made offers and releases to the inter- bank foreign exchange market in its bid to sustain forex rule supply to different categories of users. Meanwhile, the CBN spokesman expressed optimism that the sum of $150 million offered to authorized FOREX dealers in the interbank wholesale window to meet the requests of genuine wholesale customers would be fully subscribed at the auction as was the case at the last auction on March 28, 2017.

Source: Vanguardngr.com

The Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN), Monday, injected another $240 million into the nation’s foreign exchange market to sustain Naira’s gains against the Dollar and other hard currencies. Governor, Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN), Mr Godwin Emefiele Of that amount, $90 million was to meet requests for invisibles such as BTA/PTA, medical and school fees. The balance of $150 million was given to authorized FOREX dealers in the interbank wholesale auction window. The Bank’s Acting Director in charge of Corporate Communications, Isaac Okorafor, confirmed the figures, disclosing that the CBN had adjusted BDC sale days to Tuesdays only to reduce logistical difficulties. He added that henceforth the apex Bank would sell $10,000 only to low-end forex dealers once a week, instead of the twice weekly earlier announced. According to Okorafor, in a bid to further ease the access of customers, the CBN has also directed all banks to pay cash over the counter to desiring foreign exchange customers. While urging the banks to oblige the genuine requests of customers, the spokesman advised customers to report any uncooperating bank to the CBN through available platforms. It will be recalled that the CBN in the recent months has made offers and releases to the inter- bank foreign exchange market in its bid to sustain forex rule supply to different categories of users. Meanwhile, the CBN spokesman expressed optimism that the sum of $150 million offered to authorized FOREX dealers in the interbank wholesale window to meet the requests of genuine wholesale customers would be fully subscribed at the auction as was the case at the last auction on March 28, 2017

Once the name Nigeria enters it, our Nigeria factor must be observed.

Dem for just leave the name as American University.

Once the name Nigeria enters it, our Nigeria factor must be observed.

Dem for just leave the name as American University.

Once the name Nigeria enters it, our Nigeria factor must be observed.

Dem for just leave the name as American University.

And so?

It's like this man is beginning to make himself an attention seeker. He should watch his steps because arrogance is gradually cripping into his attitude. And it is said that pride and prejudice go before a mighty fall. Though my prayer is that no real man of God should fall but only God knows the real. I will not judge.

talk2uwem:
Another game plan from the opposite religion.

Christianity is strong than you think

@ first it was Otobo now it is something else.

this people self.... wetin sulieman do self?

Let your brain function well at least for once. Which one is opposite religion. This is how many of the so-called believers might miss the kingdom eventually because there is so much hatred and intolerance amongst them and those they perceive as unbeliever. People like you can easily cause ethno-religious crises

ngeneukwuewuGOAT:
PLEASE AND PLEASE MY CHRISTIAN LEADERS, DON"T ALLOW THESE ISLAMIC DEMONS TO DESECRATE THE BODY OF CHRIST. WE SHOULD RATHER TEAM UP AND BE UNITED AGAINST THESE FORCES.


THE KADUNA MIDGET AND THE USELESS KEYAMU WOULD BE DISGRACED AT THE END.


LONG LIVE CAN

LONG LIVE APOSTLE SULEIMAN

LONG LIVE TB JOSHUA

Sorry! You are stupid by bringing Islam into this matter. You just waisted your FTC opportunity writing nonsense. I am a christian but let us always try to be honest.

pazienza:
The
truth is that, Kano is more developed than Akwa
Ibom ( I have been to this state severally), Enugu,
and other states.

Please, next time, keep Enugu or any other part of Igboland out of your ramblings.

Kano is not more developed than Enugu.

Yes! It has more population,,but that's where it ends.
Thanks.

What yardstick do you use to measure development?

If you are talking about infrastructural development, Kano city has an edge over Enugu. Kano is larger, more populated more and more equipped with modern infrastructural facilities than Enugu but Enugu is more lively (socially) than Kano for reasons which you know. You may doubt this but sincerely I am from 042. That's my state. So I'm not being sentimental on this issue.

I thank God for Peace Mass Transit's success. I key myself into his testimony.

BaesDiary:
There was this hot looking guy I had eyes for in my area. He buys recharge card from my mom every evening, on his way back from work. He came to patronize as usual, and I was so happy when he started talking to me. He asked if that was my mom's shop and all that. Initially, I pretended I wasn't really into him, but later, I had to let my guard down.

So, he asked if I would accompany him to a friend's wedding, trust me I did not hesitate to say yes. On this fateful day, he came to pick me at home. We headed out to his friend's place to pick him, so we would all go to the reception from there.

While he drove, he gisted me about his crazy colleagues who collect  phone numbers from random girls in the banking hall, and they end up not calling them because of their busy work schedules and all that. He told me of how this particular girl came to the bank to harass his colleague for standing her up on their first date. Suddenly, from no where, my stomach started rumbling. I thought it wasn't serious until gas built up in my system. I had to adjust my bumbum, a bit to a side, and prayed that the fart would not make noise, neither should it smell. The fart cooperated , it came gently, and the moving wind quickly nullified the smell.


Seconds later, my stomach rumbled again, and I felt like visiting the toilet. Beads of sweat already formed on my forehead, as I was really feeling pressed. I was no longer enjoying the conversation. My laughter was quickly replaced by a plastic smile. He noticed and asked if I was fine. I told him all was all good. I asked if we were close to his friend's house. Luckily for me, we got there five minutes later.

By that time, the poo was already at the tip of my anus. Immediately we got to his friend's place, I asked if i could use the toilet. His friend asked if i wanted to pee or poo. I told him I wanted to pee and he showed me the rest room. I entered and released all the stored poo. After this, I felt comfortable. Then, I flushed the toilet, but my poo decided not to go down. That was the day I knew poop can defy gravity. The more I try to flush, the more the poo rose up. At a point, the poo from the WC begin to spill. I was like 'kuku kill me now'.

Emmy came to knock and asked if I was fine. I was ashamed and dumbfounded. There was no rag or any piece of clothing in sight in the toilet to clean up the mess. And by that time, the poo had really spilled all over. I opened the toilet door, as Emmy won't stop knocking. His friend came around when he noticed the incessant knocking from him. I wished the ground opened up. His friend saw this and did not take it lightly.

"But girl, I asked you if you wanted to pee or poo, and you said you wanted to pee," he said. "The toilet is not good for poop. The plumber is coming to fix it tomorrow. We have been using our neighbor's flat since last week."

I was too ashamed to talk. See fine girl with all the fine dress and perfect make up embarrassed like this. Emmy and his friend got to work, see them packing my poo. We had to cancel going for the wedding reception. He drove me to my parents house in silence.

Not only did we not get to be in a relationship, but my mom also suffered for my incident, as he stopped buying recharge cards from her. It wasn't his fault, I  blame the evil vegetable soup I ate the previous night.


Source: http://www.baesdiary.com.ng/2017/04/heres-how-plate-of-vegetable-soup-can.html#more

I will comment even though
every reasonable person knows
that this is never a real life story.
The entire episode is
irreconcileable.
But @Op, you tried by cooking up
a story like this to keep nairaland
busy since there is no more latest
happenings to make headlines
and front page on N/L.
Don't ever try to prove that this is
a true story before I would
bombard you with questions that
might expose your 'nyansh'.
You are very creative. I think I like
you for being that creative.

I will comment even though every reasonable person knows that this is never a real life story. The entire episode is irreconcileable.

But @Op, you tried by cooking up a story like this to keep nairaland busy since there is no more latest happenings to make headlines and front page on N/L.

Don't ever try to prove that this is a true story before I would bombard you with questions that might expose your 'nyansh'.

You are very creative. I think I like you for being that creative.

lol

chimex38:
saturday is always "a yesterday" ur very correct

Thanks, you got what I intended to type. I was in haste

The same kind of letter (rumour) that we saw years back claiming that the fedral govt has approved an upward review of corpers' monthly allowance to around N35, 000.
Nysc only promises to give 3weeks terminal leave. Counting back from June 13th 2016 when you entered camp, your POP is on May 23rd or 24th. Just hold it like that to avoid being disappointed. That's all.

Friday.


Explantion: if yesterday (Thursday) was tomorrow (Saturday), today would have been Sunday, because on Sunday, yesterday is always Saturday.

If you understand my explanation and agree with me, click 'like'.

mrphysics:
Check signed, ready to be paid. N60k

Guy how sure are you on this?

@op, nice one but I've not received anything since I started (A16)

booked

heritage2009:
FTC. A NICE MOVE AGAINST MTN

The main question here is: where does all this money that this govt is realizing and recovering enter? It does not reflect on the economy our country

jeromzy:
Pls where can I get a live python??

In the bush of course. Or do you expect it to live in our homes as domestic animal

Na who be CEO and Editor-in-chief of the magazine wey no even know half of our rich men come dey tell us say Dangote rich pass our poli-thief-cians