₦airaland Forum

Girl called her fiancé and said she was going to cook for someone in Ikorodu, then told her parents she was going to see someone but ended up in a man's house who was her boyfriend who ended up killing her for rituals.

Bad.

"Make sure you're tall and handsome..."

How does one alter his height and looks?

Shallow unstable idiot.

Any pastor you see in Nigeria politics is a THIEF! And would be worse than any regular Nigerian in politics!

thatigboman:
collation officer of ize iyamu LGA is nowhere to be found. Meanwhile he was in the building earlier

this is where hidden cameras with evidence should come in handy.

Adams oshiomole and Buhari combine desperation and ruthlessness together and have set Nigeria back from all the democratic gains we've made.

How was he inside and yet the door was locked with a padlock outside?

Someone killed him and made it look like he was away.

The results should be out by now.....APC is trying to rig through the inec. Obasaki should send people to collation centres and to one offices to monitor the process.

Once there's delay, it's an indication that the people who pay inec are trying to rig.

What's wrong with the 6th picture?

olumike001:
Ok sir

Thank you sir

But I'm actually laughing at you, just that the day you know what you re saying/said to me... You will apologize (even I myself won't be there) for your ignorance.

I love you sir

Classic Christian blackmail. let to love yourself, son. You're dying of lack of self-love and psychomachy.

olumike001:
Like you read it in his words?
You didn't see the message he passed across?

You still don't get that simple message?
Did you see the expression on the woman's face, you still don't get it...

You call it 10k, Kai

If you a true christian you will understand.

Sorry ehn

after reading your post: two conclusions:

1. You're dumb

2. You're a spiritual slave perpetually hooked in limbo.

Go well.

VEXT:
If he had given out a huge sum of money,the same you people will scream at the top of your voice, saying he is giving out tithe money to market people...

You can't never satisfy human...

no matter the amount, he didn't have to publish it. Self-glorification

Sanchez01:
Mental issues seems to be eating Kanye West up and his family, particularly his wife has been too quiet about it. He needs to stay away from his phone and then checked into any psychiatric hospital because his tweet rate is alarming. Doing over 1000 tweets within an hour and worse off, they are mostly meaningless. Kim wants the world the world to believe that he is only having fun but Kanye is losing it. Uploading your music contract online for no reason and one wonders why the wife is not pushing for a rehab since she claims she will remain by his side.

Saying he has bipolar disorder then describing him as "brilliant and complicated" whose "words sometimes do not align with his intentions" is sugarcoating the truth.

His first presidential rally was a disaster. He broke down, cried and told the rally his father had wanted to abort him - and he "almost killed" his own daughter!


The fact that he tweets almost every second says a lot about whether or not he is getting treated.

The irony of all of these is that the same Grammy that Burna Boy is obsessed and got depressed over after losing to Angelique Kidjo is what another man peed on.

Life is not balanced truly.

you typed a thousand words, called Kanye bipolar but you never addressed the points he raised. Now I'm wondering...

Dickeyrider:
This Cardi b no get sense. Big black cork wey plenty women dey find is what this idiot wan divorce. Any guy with a 11 inch BBC can never do no wrong to me. I will gladly worship him as long as the dick is good

seems you have an usually deep tunnel!

Because too big is as bad as too small.

Can find an adult rapper that can speak English. Shame!

NwekeUG:
https://igberetvnews.com/1364663/billionaire-businesswoman-folorunso-alakija-anoints-church-members-photos/

in most Pentecostal churches, moment buys positions like deacons, I'm orthodox it could but Knighthood and more.

But this is the first where I see money buying the power to anoint

dejiih01:
The Special Anti Robbery Squad SARS are men of the Nigerian Police with the responsibility of cracking down on the activities of armed robbers.

The Special Anti Robbery Squad SARS are men of the Nigerian Police with the responsibility of cracking down on the activities of armed robbers.

That was the main reason it was established. But it looks like it has derailed from that function.

Many Nigerians have complained of unnecessary harassment by SARS. Even the ones that do legal small businesses are not left out. They extort people all in the name of checking criminal activities. Their main target are the Yahoo Yahoo boys.

Sometimes they bribe them and still continue with their illegal activities.

But the Nigerian Police has risen to the occasion by releasing new rules that guide the activities of SARS. If you read and understand these rules, you will always know your right where they are.

1. No SARS personnel is allowed to interfere in any civil matter.

2. They are not allowed to interfere in cyber crime (yahoo yahoo).

3. No SARS personnel is allowed to conduct a stop and search exercise unless there is a distress call from victims or members of the public.

4. They are not allowed to be involved in commercial matters (debt recovery, landlord vs tennant issues).

5. They are not allowed to interfere in any social /relationship cases (marital matters, boyfriend / girlfriend relationship).

These rules are from the Office of DIG, department of operations.

You can call any of these numbers:

08037025670, 0902 690 0729, 08078662130, 08174041000 if they harass you.

Source: https://nnf.com.ng/p/sars-will-beg-you-if-they-arrest-you-and-you-remind-them-of-these-new-rules/1920

even the regular police cannot interfer in no. 4 and 5. Commercial or civil matters are not matters for any police.

In our series of letters from African journalists, Ghanaian writer Elizabeth Ohene looks at the fraught relationship between Ghana and Nigeria, which underlies the current tensions over the closure of some Nigerian-owned shops in Ghana.

We see them as too loud, and abrasive and chaotic and we believe they think they can outsmart everybody, especially Ghanaians.

They think we are too submissive, not very smart, always punching above our weight and nothing upsets them more than Ghana defeating Nigeria, in anything.

The Ghana-Nigeria rivalry has been around for as long as both countries have existed.

When I was a child, there was a Nigerian in every town and village in Ghana.

I went to school with them and there was the Nigerian woman - "Mami Alata" they were called - who sold everything and you could wake her up in the middle of the night to buy three cubes of sugar.

The Nigerians were especially visible in the retail trade sector and in the diamond mining towns.

The two countries do not share borders, but it has always felt like we did. That we are separated by Togo and Benin has never really mattered - we feel like we are neighbours.

Obviously, something to do with the two countries being English-speaking and British colonies in the midst of French-speaking countries.



We see them as too loud, and abrasive and chaotic and we believe they think they can outsmart everybody, especially Ghanaians.

They think we are too submissive, not very smart, always punching above our weight and nothing upsets them more than Ghana defeating Nigeria, in anything.

The Ghana-Nigeria rivalry has been around for as long as both countries have existed.

When I was a child, there was a Nigerian in every town and village in Ghana.

I went to school with them and there was the Nigerian woman - "Mami Alata" they were called - who sold everything and you could wake her up in the middle of the night to buy three cubes of sugar.

"The two countries do not share borders, but it has always felt like we did... we feel like we are neighbours"

The Nigerians were especially visible in the retail trade sector and in the diamond mining towns.

The two countries do not share borders, but it has always felt like we did. That we are separated by Togo and Benin has never really mattered - we feel like we are neighbours.

Obviously, something to do with the two countries being English-speaking and British colonies in the midst of French-speaking countries.
Until independence, we had the same currency and airline, and the same apex court settled all judicial matters.

There were regular sporting competitions between our Achimota School and their Kings College.

I know of one lasting marriage that came out of those sporting meetings.

Then in 1955, came the 7-0 thrashing by Ghana of the Red Devils, as the Nigerian national football team was called at that time.

It is the stuff of legends, and for years, it hung there behind every conversation, every argument, private or national, between our two countries.

Then Ghana got her independence in March 1957 and our Nigerian cousins got theirs in October 1960.

This did not feel right - for many Nigerians, they were bigger and should have got their independence before small Ghana.

They might be bigger, but at the time, Ghana felt and was richer than Nigeria - before oil was discovered.
We kept up the neighbourly rivalries and friendships.

Then came the Progress Party government's Aliens Compliance Order of November 1969, which ordered all undocumented aliens to leave Ghana.

Even though there were Togolese, Burkinabes, Ivorians, Nigeriens and other West Africans in the country, Nigerians, mostly ethnic Yorubas from the south-western states of Nigeria, formed the majority of the foreign population in Ghana then.

Some of them had been living here for years and were into their second and third generations. It felt like the exercise was aimed at Nigerians and their journeys home were not pleasant.

Then oil came to Nigeria and as they became rich, Ghana's economy collapsed and from around 1974, the exodus to Nigeria was on.

University professors, architects, engineers, carpenters, masons, tailors, hairdressers, maidservants and our classrooms were emptied of all teachers from kindergarten, primary, secondary and tertiary.

If you were a Nigerian family of any worth, you had to have a Ghanaian nanny, a Ghanaian maidservant, a Ghanaian cook, a Ghanaian gardener and your children were likely to have a Ghanaian teacher at school or as a private tutor.

Then in 1983 the Nigerian government announced the expulsion of all undocumented aliens.

Since Ghanaians constituted the majority of the aliens, it felt like this was aimed at Ghanaians.

The unofficial name for the exercise, and for the plastic bag that the desperate departing Ghanaians used to carry their possessions, became "Ghana Must Go".

It was not a pleasant journey back to Ghana. We were at our lowest ebb and we were mocked mercilessly as we shopped for toilet roll and cooking oil to take home.

The Nigerians would never admit it, of course, but it did feel like the hurt of the Ghanaian 1969 Aliens Compliance Order had been finally assuaged.

Gradually, we went back to building a relationship, because we really couldn't do without each other.

The West African regional organisation, Ecowas, had come into being in 1975 and as the two major English-speaking countries in the group, we needed each other to make things work.

Things were stable for as long as we recognised their "seniority". That we were the poor relations was firmly established.

They brought Ghana to a halt in 1982 by stopping the special terms for selling us oil. We went to beg, and it was restored.

Nigeria's leader in the 1990s, General Sani Abacha, sent a suitcase full of $2m, some say $5m, to his Ghanaian counterpart Flt Lt Jerry Rawlings.

In the early 2000s Ghana's President John Kufuor went to see Nigerian President Olusegun Obasanjo to tell him the Ghana Police Service had 100 vehicles to its name and Nigeria gave us vehicles for our police.

But we remained a favourite destination for their rich and famous, and they send their children to school here in Ghana.

The Black Stars also did not often play according to the script and every now and again, defeated the Super Eagles, as Nigeria's national football team were now known.

The current tensions between the two countries are being blamed on bilateral trade differences.

There is a law that restricts foreigners from retail trade - and Ghanaian traders do not want the Nigerian traders in the markets.

Ghana's law and the current crisis:

Foreigners in Ghana can't run small retail shops, but they can own wholesale firms or other businesses in which around $1m (£782,000) has been invested

The law is intended to protect smaller local traders and those running small business like barbers or beauty salons, but is not always enforced

Market traders have sometimes taken the law into their own hands, which prompted the authorities to do an audit of retail shops in August and close some Nigerian-run stalls

Foreigners married to a Ghanaian are exempt from the laws - as are those in a business partnership with a Ghanaian

As the trade ministry try to resolve things, matters have assumed diplomatic dimensions.

The Nigerian federal information minister has spoken some strong words.

The Ghana information minister has issued a comprehensive rebuttal.

The Nigerian foreign minister has been busy on his Twitter account complaining about "the forceful closure of the shops of Nigerian traders in Ghana" and ascribing reasons for the closure.

Our foreign minister felt her counterpart had overstepped the mark and summoned the Nigerian high commissioner to her office to tell her some choice, straight words.

The speaker of our parliament stepped into the fray and invited the speaker of the Nigerian House of Representatives to Ghana.

He came with a strong delegation and after four days of meetings he pronounced that "the issue at hand is basically a misconception and misinformation".

There have been stories in the Nigerian media that Nigerians own most of the buildings in the fancy parts of Ghana's capital, Accra, and that might well be true

They are talking about the number of Nigerian banks in Ghana and there are suggestions they have enough economic muscle to squeeze us where it hurts.

The Ghana retail traders might not have 100% support among their compatriots about wanting the Nigerian traders out of the markets.

Because, like the "Mami Alata" in days of yore, the Nigerian trader would stay open for one would-be buyer and not close up for three days to go to a funeral.

We are all holding our breath and the feeling is maybe we should learn to do without these cousins of ours.

But we are yet to learn how the tongue learns to do without the teeth.

Credit: https://www.yahoo.com/news/letter-africa-behind-ghana-nigerias-235114157.html

Wizzzzmike:
If I start saying sh!t about Nigeria, the whole Nigerians will go to war with me... Shut ur FVCKING mouth

I won't respond to you. Your reaction will be equivalent to that of "Big Brethren Ghana."

You or Ghana will never matter.

Ghana , like most of its citizens, insecure, unsure and irrelevant is always seeking for global attention to assuage for its geopolitical and economic deficits in the committee of nations.

bezimo:
Garbage fool..get lost.

All right

bezimo:
Rubbish nonsense.. your mentor has been put in his lane and eaten the humble pie by force.if them born am well make e insult Bishop Oyedepo again nah..if e nor go see how far.

B-E-Z-I-M-O this should easily top the list of the most stupid-sounding name anyone can come up with .
For you to come up with a conclusion like that, your brain size isn't beyond the size of half a grain of local rice if you could come up with a conclusion that freeze could mentor me.

Bamboozled,shackled spiritual slave!

BabaO2:
That pastor David ibiyeomie really put freeze on his lane. Freeze had to be struggling by all means to explain with proof that he's not from somalia .

in so doing, Ibiyeomie subjected himself to ridicule and deep security.

Trust me, any victory you think Ibiyomie claims, he's suffering double.

* He needed to stand in a pulpit to address freeze who sat in his living room over social media to address him.

* Ibiyomie insulted a country Somalia needlessly

* He insulted journalists, media practitioners and the average hardworking Nigerian

* He insulted freeze's mother and every other child (even in his church) born in obscurity

* He committed a criminal offense by threatening to kill someone

If you think Ibiyomie won, you don't know . anything. He would be wishing he was more calculated now.

Is04970:
This is an overkill.
Daddy Freeze messed up badly.
Imagine a divorcee lecturing man that has been married for close to 40 years about marriage!

Paul and Christ never married. But they wrote the manuals on Christian marriages.

Some coaches never played the round leather game but teach the best players. Realise that in the Bible, any pastor can pick any isolated verse to make a point.

Na accumulated beef they make these pastors beef Freeze.

Wiseandtrue:
Lauretta Onochie, read and know your Bible, no be Christian for mouth

Women submit to your husbands, husband love your wife

No be pastor Oyedepo talk am, na Bible talk am!!!, He was only reminding those whom heaven is their focus, the word of the Almighty

I like the way Oyedepo is making daddy freeze and his likes look like a fool

Ibiyeomie should have ignore daddy freeze on this issue.

No be every rain person dey put bucket!!!

Daddy freeze, Lauretta Onochie and CO are just trying to trend and pull traffic and pastor Ibiyeomie helped them to achieve that

I have watched a video where he (Freeze) called people bastards so what evil is she talking about

Modified:

Why jump 21
Submit to yourselves bah

Then further said wife submit to your husband then husband love your wife!

You will note that a house where the woman submits to her husband always have peace

It's lack of tolerance that divides families most of the time.

No matter the twist, the Bible is complete!!!

epileptic slave. This isn't about scripture. It's about law. I don't like Onochie but Ibiyeomie broke the law and spoke like an insipid thug.

There's no need to quote scripture here. You're as stupid as a swam of flies sedated from the stench of a broken public sewage.

Ignorant Christian. You and the 42 imbeciles that liked your stupid post.

Okwyjesus:
There is a WAR AGAINST THE CHURCH and every right thinking Christian should understand.

All the while that this Freezing guy has been insulting Pastors that have contributed positively to the nation no one talked.They were busy clapping for him. Now that one Pastor just replied him everybody creep out of their ant hole to talk trash.

Even those from the terrorist religion is part of the people taking here even with the level of pains and economic waste they have caused the nation.

The church cannot be quiet. Pastors is not the reason why Nigeria is upside down.

I quoted you earlier for attacking freeze (not a fan) and keeping quiet over the sacrilegious comments of David Ibiyeomie. If there's any war against the church it's the likes of that pastor who stands on the pulpit and insult people's parents, countries and professionals just because he wants to prove his a loyal spiritual son.

Foolish!

Dailymice:
Can we see the photos of his wife and their loved up photo?

Teaching one thing and doing another. Living and cohabiting with a woman who isn't his wife...

Daddy Freeze should kuku sit don.

Adeboye marriage: 30+ years.
Oyedepo: 30+ years
Freeze: some few years and a cohabiting babe!

there goes the mindless, submissive spiritual slaves whose career is milking people'souls for their earthly gains.

Two shameless fraud.

PatrickOkunima:
I went through your comments on this forum, and observed that hardly a day goes by without you insulting people, which goes to show how damaged you are. Your last two comments here describe your upbringing. Insulting others in a faceless forum is what gives you erection. Going forward, I desist from giving you the satisfaction you badly crave for. Whatever you say here or elsewhere does not change the fact that I am miles ahead of you. Enjoy your insulting life.

you went through my comments? You actually took the pain?

So I gave your unmotivated, idle life a short cesh course to get busy.

That should keep you engaged....you're person you're ahead of is the libertine bozo who whose depleted DNA manifests in you as a maladjusted social pariah.

Again you're lousy and do not possess the ability to string words intelligently.

That's a biological limitation, bro.

PatrickOkunima:
Oh, you're back already. I can imagine the curses your victims would have showered on you today. Sooner than later, their prayers will be answered, and your carcass feasted on by vultures. @ the bold: Let's assume for a moment that you're right, that would be paradise compared to the gutters you were raised in. Even with all the loots, you still will not escape penury, until death catches up with you. As you read through my text, you know I'm being factual.

stop trying to diss, you're like a curb hooker trying anal for the first time; lousy!!!

I don't know if you have hormonal crisis but it's really hard to ascertain if you're a male.

Were you raised by an abusive, domineering mother that left you psychologically damaged?

Or the bitch didn't push your brains out during labour leaving you to be birthed with brain lesions?



See as I dey pound you like a lynch mob does to a market thief

PatrickOkunima:
Brainless Mofo. Are you prepping for today's operation? Or is it only in the night you operate? You will be burnt alive soon.

your retorts always convey the quality of your education: interrupted for the most part, located under the village mango tree. That's the best scenario of the uneventful journey that you would like people to believe is your formal education your daddy never prioritised for you.

And to think your entire existence hasn't yet justified your father's penile efforts and mother's labour secretion.

You should get the noose!

PatrickOkunima:
It's only a matter of time before you go the way of your predecessors (Anini, Oyenusi, et al). You can rant from now till eternity it won't change your destiny.

Yeah? your effort at comeback is as week as your parentage. No wonder you turned out as the lowest of society's low.

Inebriated idiot!

PatrickOkunima:
Bastard son of a strumpet. Our society will be better off without you and your gang of thieves. Since you don't want to repent, very soon you'll meet your end in the most shameful and disgraceful way.

Son of a graceless community cum-receptacle. I could have well been the bastard that sired you if I didn't have to wait for that long queue.


You will be killed by a lawless law enforcement agency and not even your carcass will be respected by the law. Living or dead you will be addressed as a vagabond unfit for civility and civil decorum.

Your carcass will be left and exposed to the elements until you're finally disposed behind the community refuse dump. That's the prayer for all dimwitted offshoot of mentally sterile parents who fuucked more than wild rabbits to burden the world with impulsive base wildlings like you.

Hope you're not married or planning to....the world can't have another prototype of your mutated uncivilised DNA.

Uncreative bozo!

This seems like a Zulu Twitter community. But it's a norm there. The men are lazy and laid-back, culturally prepped to be gigolos and lounge-lizards while the women hustle and break their backs to be acceptable to Africa's most unmotivated males located southward in Africa.