₦airaland Forum

For BB 10 nko? I recorded a discussion and forgot to save in time. Bang i couldn't find it. Isn't there a temporary file created ?

donigspain:
We've read a lot about the "gold-digging" and "materialistic" tendencies of our ladies nowadays especially from broke guys.

So here is a little test for your girlfriends:

- Get the snack/food below ready in a fancy plate.

- Cover it up to hide content

- Act like you specially prepared the 'meal' for her (or both of you) to enjoy

- Allow her open the cover

- Watch her reaction (first 3 seconds matters)

- The first reaction is usually the NATURAL (and often inhibited) personal character.

SMH You must be an Ibo man.

firstEVA:
she allows you use her Vjay for what exactly?

You mean you don't know ? How old are you ? i need your age to tell you anything more. Your birth certificate will do ... not the one issued from Katsina state though

Airforce1:
I like fresh laps

Fresh laps drive me crazy

I like chicken laps. I like grilled chicken laps with pepper. It drives you crazy with beer.

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firstEVA:
u have a V on some else's body

Yes, my girlfriend has a vagina on her own body. Sometimes she lets me use it too,

listenersky:
the one you gave me last week

Bro you've got the wrong pusher. I don't sell dope.

Very good post. I don't have a vagina though. At least not on my own body

listenersky:
But really which strain of cannabis sativa does Fayose take?

Which strain are you most familiar with ?

[size=18pt]The man should not only be disqualified; he should also be stripped of all his military honours which were obtained under pretense since he wan not even qualified to enter into Defence Academy . He will die in disgrace if he doesn't withdraw NOW.[/size]

aspaki:
how many men in Nigeria do this worth doing chores in Nigeria ?

I have never done this even for myself when I was not married. If you can afford a house servant why do it; if you cannot afford then show your love ... otherwise na hunger go waya ya belle.

macdelene:

am not surprised when in every news concerning the rallies you will hear massive turn out. na d same people na.

the situation is - our rented crowd is bigger than yours

[size=16pt]This is one pastor that is definitely going to hell fire if he does not repent. Kai, na so politics dey destroy person life ? [/size]

SparkAngel:
Even the little children so much like GEJ!

Kai Buhari !
We no want president who go dey frown everybody like say he be craze case

Buhari go to USA and die . Chikena

customized13:
Are we seriously going to vote another yaradua?

Yes, Sai Buhari

.... and OP remains unemployed Nigerian citizen.

lalasticlala:
http://thenationonlineng.net/new/obasanjo-igbo-leaders/

The way things are going mad people will soon visit him to take photo together. I bet

kilokeys:
choose wisely.. do not marry a pyscho.

marry me

LOL Don't mind him, marry me instead. I already have several wives and I am only 73 years old. I have a lot of previous experience ruling my family and can add a few more if you don't mind joining us.

dulaman:
The depth or shallowness of each candidate and his political form is further accentuated in the following joke currently trending in Nigeria’s social media:
1. APC: We will ensure power stability.
1. PDP: Where is Mrs Buhari?
2. APC: We are going to fight corruption
2. PDP: APC tried to hack INEC computers
3. APC: We are going to fight terrorism
3. PDP: Some APC elder statesmen are garage touts
4. APC: We will invest in agriculture
4. PDP: S/South will collapse the economy if Jonathan loses
5. APC: We are going to upgrade standard of education
5. PDP: I will expose failures of our ex heads of state
6. APC: We will curb degradation of environmental pollution
6. PDP: Buhari doesn’t know his phone number.
7. APC: Nigeria’s wealth must be enjoyed by all of us
7. PDP: Buhari put Umaru Dikko inside a crate
8. APC: We will encourage rural development
8. PDP: Buhari cannot use a computer.

What id the ptoblem ? You don't know the difference between PRESENT tense and FUTURE tense ?

TochiPhotos:
Hi guys welcome to The humans of Lagos photography thread, my initial plan was to do this project for nairalanders but I had troubles, first with the pm issue they kept me from sending as much mails as I could and secondly most nairlanders I was able to contact declined due to privacy concerns so I decided to take it up a notch, go out on the streets of Lagos and meet random Lagosians, interact with them, take a portrait and share their story.

Humans of Lagos is a street photography project capturing the lives of everyday Lagosians and sharing their story. Inspired by Brandon Stanton's HONY project. Capturing the heart and soul of everyday Lagosians, telling the Lagos story one shutter at a time.

Welcome on board as we start this interesting journey together and please do follow us on instagram http://instagram.com/thehumansoflagos and like our facebook page http://www.facebook.com/humansoflagosng http://www.facebook.com/TochianiPhotography for latest updates.

Show us ordinary people DOING extraordinary things. These photos are just kack shots , not interesting at all.

[size=15pt]APC !! ALL LIARS WILL END UP IN HELLFIRE I HOPE YOU KNOW [/size][size=8pt][/size]

unibenstudent1:
wonderful a diploma in us army war college is what?and btw what have u achieved with ur own certificate?

LOL Like the Yoruba people say - ojo to ro lo ko eyele po mo adiye , If not for the rain that is falling the pigeon will not mingle with chicken where they are hiding..
That is my answer to your question .

[size=14pt]When this foolish poster said BRALESS I was expecting to see something else
MTSCHEWW[/size]

unibenstudent1:
[color=MediumVioletRed]Nigerians,what is really our problem,,why do we extol values more on a paper certificate which can be burnt by fire ,than experience which cannot be taken away,,buhari a man who entered barack with his wasc rose through the rank of the military,,for u attain the title of general is alone a qualification..even with certificates Nigerians all over still can't get employment? Be it first class or second class...is this certificate not an illusion..are we saying the training buhari got from barack is not enough to manage a country as nigeria where we have so many looters and insurgents parading as saints..the war college even proved he had a diploma,are we all saying all Nigerians with a diploma all over nigeria are useless,,please let's stop all this propaganda and move to a more sensible and corrupt-free nigeria. [/color]

He has neither certificate nor relevant experience. RELEVANT.
Nigeria is not military barracks. Thank You

I want to buy some cartons of food items from abroad to put in my shop. Do I need to go and get NAFDAC number for each of them? I think NAFDAC registration costs nearly N1m and if I have to go that process with up to 50 different items it is impossible for poor man like me. Please advise.Thank you

aresa:
.....but the former Christian president refused to be seen with the so called Christian delegation while gleefully willing to take pictures and be seen with the Islamic delegation....

Unfortunately for your type and other religions bigots, most of the folks in that picture are Christians.

The joke is really on you because in today's Nigeria, bigotry don't sell hence the whole country from Christians to Muslims, traditionalists and everything in-between are all clamoring for the lovable General...

JonaSATAN peddled hate, tribalism and religious bigotry for 6 years and he failed, Nigerians are not buying that , that nonsense is beneath us as a Nation so find better market for that rubbish...

Odenson and sons. You don't understand English.

Humblega:
Buhari and some other APC leaders visit OBJ @hilltop, Abeokuta. today

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ThE ISLAMIC DELEGATION VISITS OBJ FOLLOWING UP PREVIOUS DAY VISIT OF CHRISTIAN LOBBY GROUP.
NIGERIA DON PAFUKA [/size][size=8pt][/size]

siegfried99:
U can imagine

How is this related to politics sir?

Ignore that fo.ol . The crocodiles are APC . The lion is PDP . The snake is either BH or INEC whichever you think will push you to your sad end .

[size=14pt]This picture mean say baba God don finally hand you over to your enemies. Your days are no more numbered , the counting has finished . If snake bite you, maybe you will lose consciousness and won't feel the teeth of crocodiles or lion on your body when they tear you apart. Ojo iku e ti pe anyway [/size][/size][size=8pt]

laurel03:
Except they will write the vote..... Yoruba are not fool...

[size=14pt]
Do you see Jonathan sweating ? Only Buhari that is running around the country like chicken wey no get head . Jonathan is confident that the battle is won. Ogbon ju agbara lo (Sense is greater than muscle)
Yes o, Yoruba are not fool. They will never vote another abo.ki . Even if you think OBJ or Tinubu will vote Buhari you are deceiving your self, Wait till last day February 13. E maa riran wo[/size][size=8pt][/size]