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Banana Republic!
Tueh!

Adewale1603:
buhari is better o. Tinubu is a Yoruba man and he's money greedy

There is nothing like better between two extremely rotten things sir!

I beg make una shut up! As if Buhari was better!
If i hear say una dey complain.

Apus:
We are any-how people with little or no standards and value for oneself and human life. The masses are being fooled to endure hardship as though the Govt is taking measures to better the lots of the people. Ours is suffering with no hope in sight. I refuse to endure the Nigerian type of hardship ooo. It's an hopeless situation.
I wish Nigerians can wake up, unite and eschew tribalism even for a year and demand what is right and just, we'd be surprised how much we'd achieve.

Hahahahahahahahah.....
2023 RENEWED HOPELESSNESS!

We have a cartel as government and historically when cartels holds power the people can suffer for a minimum of 40 years till it gets so bad and the will of the people will prevail.

Nigerians are in for a long walk. The judiciary and the institutions that are supposed to hold everything together is crumbling and there is nothing anybody can do about it as much as i can see.

Thank God for the internet some of us for dey beg food waka but Nigeria can burn so long the world is a global village.
We go always dey our parlour dey catch out steady!

adecz:
Don't be a silly dunce.

There are international laws that
guide us as humans.

If armed robbers attack your home
and kill off your family, you don't trace
the robber's home village and burn down
the village and kill everyone living in the
village.

That would be a crime against humanity
which isreal is currently perpetrating.

Let me be a dunce in peace I beg.
At least because you know I am a dunce you won't come close to me next time.

Hamas and ISIS and all the terrorist sympathizers thought they were mad until they met a real mad man in Benjamin even Putin dey learn work.

You killed 1300
Israel killed 13000
It has always been like that from Bible times.

adecz:
Netanyahu and his hard-line policies
against the Palestinians have always caused
setbacks in the Israeli/ Arab march to
peace in Israel.

The continuous encroachment into
internationally recognized Palestinian
territories which is very rampant during
his various times as PM have steadily
worsened the situation.

This behavior, coupled with his arrogance
led to the unprecedented successful attack
attack of Hamas on Israel and capturing
hundreds of Israeli soldiers.


As things stand, Hamas was ready to
sacrifice a good number of its citizens in
order to bring it's problem back on the
world stage as the world had gradually
forgotten the Palestinian stateless dilemma.


Gradually, many countries, including
the Americans that were initially fully behind and in support of the Israeli response
are gradually becoming embarrassed at
the atrocious destruction of infrastructure
and mass killings of women and children,
even to the level of denying food and
water to the territory and risking starvation
of a population.


The mighty Israeli military have been
shown to be vulnerable and currently
lack any military or political strategy apart
from bombing & killing civilians. They are
gradually losing the moral & strategic
battle of the war against Hamas.🇵🇸🇵🇸


Mark my words, immediately the tension
calms down, Netanyahu will be removed
as PM and may eventually face jail.



What will the end game be in this
territorial battle❓

Only time will tell,




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Cry me a river!
As long as you are a terrorist they should wipe off your entire generation.

You just can't get away with every atrocities.

Please leave them alone, they have so much they are battling with already.

realmindz:
This time last year, I didn’t know I’d be married this year. A lot has happened in one year, met my wife in a strange manner, loved her and finally got married to her.

https://www.nairaland.com/7847420/how-met-fiancee


I will like to keep my anonymity so unfortunately no pictures here. But I can give you a good description, she’s the last child and only daughter, so you know how she must have been pampered. Her mum was so emotional and she had tears roll down her cheek on the D-day, it was lovely though to see such wonderful connection
My wife is tall, ebony and in her early twenties. White sparkling teeth, bright eyes, always smiling. She’s the perfect gift to me. The wedding was simple yet beautiful. I am so fortunate to have her in my life.
And the best gift came after. Let me whisper it (I met her at home, tear rubber)

Enjoy! Consider yourself a lucky man. Wives nor dey the market again o.

It was almost as if you were describing my wife with the only difference that her favourite food is Eba. She made life so easy for me. I celebrate with you.

In their early twenties is the best time to marry a woman. She will have a lot to learn from her husband and have every reason to respect you for that.

You are nothing but her lord?
Congratulations once more!

Franzinni:
Lagos is a part of your identity now tho .... You are just too ashamed to admit it, but I bet you sometimes fine your self in situations or conversations where your knowledge of Lagos affords you an edge. I know you would deny it but deep down you know it's true... I for one don't live in Lagos anymore too, I couldn't stand the lifestyle but my general point in all this is that everybody has flaws, so it's better we all as a nation focus on the positives that can enable collective growth than to seek pleasures from talking down on each other

Agreed!

Franzinni:
i sure say you no sabi the names of places for your village like you sabi Lagos.... As you dey call those names, e be me like you done hear whennn! For gidi!!!

Hear what? Lagos don baff?
I got married and resigned and join my wife in Delta because Lagos was not worth the stress.

I am doing far better in Port Harcourt. I honestly regretted the years i spent in Lagos. Here in Port Harcourt nobody send you. Here nobody is bugging you with tribe.

In Lagos every Bola, Abiodun and Tolu wants you to.speak their language.

tiswell:
I know ya type,trust me you go collect wotowoto one day,and ya body go rest.




Fighting over a woman...

I am not fighting over any woman. You guys should change from this your mentality..

What is a man if you cannot protect your own? Like I don't understand!

If you cannot or will not fight over yours then that is your business naw. This one is my life!

loswhite:
Wetin concern me and ppl women? You dey form jaguda dey fight for everywhere. I just dey advice you make you no lost teeth because of your over confidence...lol. your brain don thing say na ppl woman concern me...smh

Then face front and keep your fvcking advise to yourself. I nor send you message.

tiswell:
Dem go soon beat you one day,if you continue laidis

You fit come try!
Make I give you address?
I go dash you 50k

Franzinni:
in the grand scheme of things .. you don't count, so you leaving Lagos has NO significance beyond the inflation of your ego. But in a more digestible parlance I mean nah your personal problem be that SIR! You still haven't disproved my point on the reason why the people who you claim are bosses everywhere they go, happen to reach such lofty heights... Should we talk about the thousands who tried to become bosses everywhere they go and ended up becoming fixtures in prisons all over the world ? See like I told you, I not well, head dey pain me, so if you need someone to pull you down from that wooden high horse... I am glad to obliged you ... Instead of us to be capitalizing on our strengths, you chose to massage your ego by throwing shades ... Everybody dey shit o!!!

I actually don need to count in a place were almost everybody seem to be mad. My boss don carry LASTMA official from Allen Roundabout to Oba Akran on top his bonnet and almost killed that man.

Lagos is a place for mad people and you don't expect me to count there.

Pull me down! Mugu! You think say everybody send you? Okpe!
Rvbbish!

If your head dey pain you go hug transformer or jump for Lagoon na once you go well.

StUriah:
Don't be misguided, bro.

Women whom you are protecting needed the attention they are getting. Tell your sister and wife to be moderate in dressing when going to public places.

Are they the only women on the streets?

Most ladies now want to dress to kill. Bra-less-pant-less generation. Even in the churches, not to talk of our higher institutions, moderate dressing has gone to the dustbin of history.

Note: The way you dressed is the way you will be addressed.

Shalom.

You are not in my scenerio so seize noise! Let me assume they were not moderately dressed which is not true does that give you the right to harass them?

How many naked mad women you don rape or harass? Oga I nor dey waste time on such men. If you are strong go after your kind, if you cannot go and rape your mother or sister.

I have four sisters and till dey got married dem nor born your papa well make you touch anyone. To be born and brought up in my hood nor be joke. You nor go like the ending.

wallarwallar:
Mumu u cud hv done better rather been aggressive by slapping d guy what if.d guy retaliate and fight start den u die in d process den go still Bleep ur wife after u die foolishly... No be everything be gragra u can say things to him politely that will hunt him 4 d rest of his.life becareful wit ur actions no be everybody wey dey street get joy and most @ joy killer.

Face your front!
You deserve a key on that your cup head!

Don't mention me again!
You dey find joy, you nor get mama or you nor know were Ashawo dey?

smasher1:
Please stop this behavior for your own good before you meet people stronger than you. They may even have weapons and can kill.

Stronger people don't go looking for women to harass. They go after their kind.

Most of such guys I have seen are drunkards. Nobody go carry gun to meet woman for road just because you want to rape.

Eriokanmi:
You took a great risk. What if he overpowered you, then killed you?

Next time, just move on, for the sake of peace. That doesn't make you foolish.

Philosophy of a weakling!
I beg shift! You think I am a Street fighter?

alyarmouk:
Just imagine say him die as u slap am

I send am? Na today people dey die?

Go and take your drugs!
Must you mention me?



Mr strong man I nor send you message! Na people like you I dey shook car key for their head.

GENES11S:
You never receive beating sha

Na your papa wan beat me?
We nor dey make noise, we dey treat people fvck up. Even if you join we go still come your circle come tidy you.

He get people wey you nor wan find their trouble.
If you dey mad people dey wey dey craze. Real matter!

My gist dey turn your eyes abi?

NothingDoMe:
Area

Confirm!

Greenfaces:
The thing is a total stranger is a dangerous person to confront. You don't know if he has a gun or even a knife. If you were armed enough to cater for a surprise by a gun man, then its still safer than engaging one with your bare fists. It's not rocket science, he would kill you without efforts

That is because you don't understand the art of self defense.

If I confront you and I see you are with a weapon I will give you space and immediately convert you to be the boss.

At Lower Eredjuwa and returning from church with my ex as was confronted by this guy with very sharp bottle edges and with light pointing on my face directly so I could not move.

I pleaded with him and asked him to take anything he wants. I asked my girl to be going and she ran. So dude was scrapping me while I hit the touch off his hands. The fool ran after the touch so he could see but before he could I have gotten hold of the bottle and he started shouting for help. When his guys who were around came they were embarrassed I was the one he confronted. I gave him his items and left.

Till date nobody don run me for that garage. I don't look for their trouble and if happen to stumble on the rolling ones I can give them everything with me so long my life is safe.

[quote author=Vetzy12 post=127234641][/quote]I almost beat another one for inside Igbudu market. My presence he wan touch my wife breast. Can you imagine that?

I was telling him to please stop next thing he started entering me. Omo na once I remind am say I be typical Igbudu boy and I will hunt him anywhere he goes.

I did not touch him but him too feel am.
Bro like on two occasions they have pushed my wife out of amoving Keke because of her phone and took her laptop.

I don dey inside Keke and the two guys were just viewing and weighing me. I simply gave them normal street language which they understood and left me. I knew they were with guns and going for operations. The thing na sense but to be born and raised in the heart of Warri I go come be mumu. E get as that one dey!

Even if you beat me no problem.

PureFace1:
You are a clown

Yoruba don't pay tax but IGR of Ogun state is more than the IGR of the entire South East that pay tax?

South East is full of Igbo people but they can not even match Ogun state or Oyo state in IGR generation ? and it is Yoruba people that doesn't pay tax ?

You are very mad and you have no one to tell you, your brain is clearly flat and dull like your type and you think upside down.

A typical Yoruba Nonentity?
Go take your drugs!
Smellin tin!

loswhite:
Lol until them go beat you for your wife front...lol your eye go clear.

I still dey wait!
Dem nor va born the person papa. Even soldier man wey fvck up Dem dey beat am join.

Stay away from people's women. If you dey mad people dey wey dey craze.

honour7:
No go die for woman matter, next time work away, apart from getting jumped, what if as u slapped him/them they just fall down and die, guy na prison straight you go rotten put and that your wife go marry another person, dey allow people dey carry their wahala dey go make you enjoy life.

Keep your stinking philosophy to yourself. Merci!

Osoboshi:
And how much has ur rotten crude oil done to the masses,go to the south south and see for urself.
Stark educated illiterate u haven't heard of health is wealth abi.And crude oil gives u good health I see.
Mumuric

Be catching cruise with yeye smelling tomatoes and stone filled rice that cannot exchange for ordinary medical machine.
Hegoat Crude Oil built your shithole of a country. With all your smelling foods the smelling North is still the most impoverished region.