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CelebritiesRe: What Exactly Is The Significance Of Cross Over Night? – Charly Boy by Femeto: 10:12pm On Dec 31, 2021
WNRblog:
https://www.instagram.com/tv/CYGKOSmKq2l/?utm_medium=copy_link
Omo. Buhari self go run like Afghan President the wey we go tension am. Uprising dey come.
SportsRe: Super Eagles Drop Osimhen & Shehu, Invite Four New Players For AFCON by Femeto: 11:15am On Dec 31, 2021
szczescie:
Napoli have gotten what they wanted

Interim coach done come with the normal nsija pay for call ups

See how call ups are now obviously questionable.

Abeg he should do and shift let observer coach take over

Meanwhile Amaju pinnick needs to be removed oh remember he told us this coach will not be on observer status that he will start to coach immediately, after that interview the coach was put on observer status which Kain Banana republic of a Country be this?
He never told you he was going to coach immediately. So why appoint Eguavoen in the first place?
SportsRe: Super Eagles Drop Osimhen & Shehu, Invite Four New Players For AFCON by Femeto: 11:12am On Dec 31, 2021
[quote author=fergie0o1 post=108956674][/quote]Rubbish nations cup loading.
RomanceRe: I'm Attracted To Dead Women!!! by Femeto: 9:30am On Dec 31, 2021
Anonymous993775:
This might sound weird but I'm turned on when I see dead women. I find them attractive. I've masturbated to many dead women in movies and graphic pictures on the internet of random dead women, even here on Nairaland. I need some help. Sex with living women is boring and I lose erection. To sustain erection I have to think of them dead.

I need some advice.
Waka. You need deliverance.
PoliticsRe: Isaac Fayose To Femi Fani-Kayode: Give The Kids To Their Mum To Take Care Of by Femeto: 7:33pm On Dec 29, 2021
grin grin She be na triplet them born? Make FFK Take one Make the Woman take two.
RomanceRe: When Your Ex Says, You'll Never Find Someone Like Me, How Do You Respond by Femeto: 9:14pm On Dec 28, 2021
You would never find someone better than me should make you worried.
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Just Moved Into My Apartment by Femeto: 9:12pm On Dec 28, 2021
NovesaTillie:
Good morning and merry Christmas everyone.

Please I'm in dilemma and really need some good advice.
This guy and I have been on this relationship thing for 5 months now with occasional misunderstandings here and there. The first one was because he visited me and refused to go after the time he said he would leave, when he finally left I got back home from work only for the security to call me that I have a visitor at the main gate and behold it was him.
I allowed him stay the night because he's a nice guy, really good in bed and also helps in the house to do stuff like wash the dishes and cooking.

Fast forward to December 15th we agreed he comes over and we spend the Christmas at my place then go to his place from 27th so we can enjoy the new year there. As we agreed, he came to my place on 17th of December and has not made any moves to leave or for us to go to his place. I am moved to create this thread because I got home from work yesterday and noticed more of his things have been arranged in the wardrobe with his shoes arranged by the front door..

Please how do I address this? I can't go on like this. He eats a lot. Snores also.
Is relationship not supposed to be the other way around why is he moving into my apartment like I'm going to marry himhuh
We both stay in Abuja.

Mods please kindly move to Frontpage.
grin Oloshi girl. Shebi he is good in bed and can wash dishes. Enjoy or chase him out.
PoliticsRe: 3 Cameroonian Students Jailed For Sharing Boko Haram Joke Released After 7 Years by Femeto: 8:12pm On Dec 28, 2021
Expensive Joke.
RomanceRe: My Lady Made A Mess At A Hotel by Femeto: 8:08pm On Dec 28, 2021
hotwax:
My lovely girlfriend is a sweet woman who always give me sense of assurance. She is very decent, caring and respectful. She is so firm that it took 4 months before we could talk about romance or trying it out.

She is well known in my family circle. I base in Lagos, she stays with her parents in ibadan, but she usually come around when my family members are having a gathering. She will cook for us, do the chores. Everyone grew found of her. My siblings do even ask of her. “Where is Anu? Take care of the lady ooo”. My mom who hardly get along with our girlfriends always ask about her. All these made me to be sure that’s the woman I was going to marry. After all, my people already knew her and they are getting along well. No complain from any angle

The Problem

Late October 2021, I informed her that I would be attending a ceremony in ibadan where stays. She was exited, she even told me she missed me, the kisses, sxx etc. She can’t wait to see me again. I was excited too.
I texted her the hotel address when I got to Ibadan.

She came, we hug, and she started kissing me, but we later calmed down afterall we are just seeing and we still have the whole night. So no rushing. She told me she saw domino pizza opposite the hotel that she is hungry for it. And this is where the devil came in.
She took some cash and prepared to go and buy the piza. She was walking out towards my hotel room door, so I stood to accompany her to the door, more importantly help her with the door. She opened the door before I got there, but I was behind her. A guy also came out from a room not directly opposite mine, (I actually knew when the guy checked in. He was dragging his trawl on the room walkway, so I guess he was a new guest).

As my babe came out, the guy was coming out of his room giving my babe seductive look. Immediately he saw there was a guy behind her, he quickly looked away. He went out of the hotel via the walkway, my babe also followed him because they were coincidentally going towards the same direction.

Truth be told, I never suspected anything. I was even mocking the guy in my mind, my girlfriend is the last person you want to mess with.
She came back with the pizza, sat on the bed, munch while she was busy pressing her phone. I suspected something must have crop up with the way she was busy chatting on whatsapp. She gave me no attention. So I joined her on the bed. With sad face she asked if I have tissue, I asked what happened, she said her period just came now. I said the bathroom has a tissue paper. She went in spent minutes in the bath, came out of the bath, to pick another pant in her bag. (She came with clothes, because she want to spend few days with me). She went back to the bathroom wash, did some other stuff.

She joined me on the bed, put my hand on her padded private. She used tissue paper as sanitary pad. She said sorry, I Bleep up. I said no she shouldn’t feel sorry. Her menstruation is my joy. Afterall you are not here because of sex. We have a lot to talk about tonite. So relax lets enjoy the night. She then told me she can’t spend the night. She has to go on the same day, before evening. She gave me reason that when her menstrual cramp starts she always boil water and other things. Hotel is not the right place for it. I agreed. 6pm, she packed and started going, I was busy on my laptop fixing my office assignments. I stood to see her off. She insisted that I should continue. No need. But I insisted, as I saw her off to the door, she insisted again, go and do your work na. I will take a bike just at the entrance, I don’t know what happened, I just agreed saw her walk out the walkway, I banged my door and continue my work on the laptop.

Then few seconds later, even if she wanted to get a bike, she will still be waiting outside for one, I remembered that the plate I used for lunch still has some leftover food and if not discarded will constitute foul stench in my room. So I picked up this plate to try and place it outside my door so housekeepers could pick it up.

I opened my room door, bend down to drop the plate at my door foot, I noticed someone standing at the door indirectly opposite mine. The person was knocking gently and calling on mobile too. I guess the person is trying to call the occupant of the room. But he/she was being careful not to knock the door loudly. I always mind my business, I said to myself, why do I care, this is a hotel. So I attempted to close my door. But then, something occurred to me, the person is a female and she wore white shirt, exactly like my babe. Out of curiosity, I looked back what I saw made me sick for days. The memory keep hitting my heart like dagger.

It was my woman, I didn’t know she saw me and became frozen looking at me praying I do not look back. But I looked back and saw her. She was shaking with her mouth widely opened. Then while the looking competition was on, the door opened and the guy opened the door waiting for her to come inside, when she didn’t go inside, the guy must have noticed she is looking at someone on the walkway, the guy also came out to see who she was looking at, he saw me and quickly closed and jammed his door.

Then I jammed my door too. She stood on the walkway for 10minutes. Then she started banging on my door. Calling my line. I didn’t answer. She sent text and also whatsapp.

“Its not what you think. I can explain. Something came up. Please open…I need to discuss something with you. I will not leave if you don’t open”. She did all that for like 20minutes. Then she left. That was the end of our 1+year relationship. She too did not bother to call or text after that day.

The whole thing felt like sharp scorpion sting to me. I never believe what I saw. Anything relationship started irritating me. I don’t think I can go into relationship again. These people are quick to call men dogs, but they are public toilet. I prefer to be dog than be where everyone dump their sper_m.
That guy must be santa.
PoliticsRe: Dapo Abiodun: How Amosun, Dangote’s Disagreement Cost Ogun $16b Refinery by Femeto: 12:24pm On Dec 28, 2021
Shebi he is your friend.
EventsRe: Photos From Abuja All White Pool Party 2021 by Femeto: 10:53am On Dec 28, 2021
Skyfornia:
Is the swimming just for the ladies? Or where is it stated you must wear only ropes during swimming? You must be a kid
grin cheesy Na full clothe them for use swim. Nonsense. Why you dey talk like an uncivilized human beign?
CrimeRe: Police Officers Extorted N32m Bitcoin From Another Set Of Young Men At Gunpoint by Femeto: 9:21am On Dec 28, 2021
Police na theif
EventsRe: Photos From Abuja All White Pool Party 2021 by Femeto: 9:00am On Dec 28, 2021
tunmoj:
It's a pool party. The men should have been in their swimming trunks also. Don't put all the blame on the ladies..
No mind them. Only the men failed to follow the dress code. Most of them were in black instead of white.
EventsRe: Photos From Abuja All White Pool Party 2021 by Femeto: 8:58am On Dec 28, 2021
Skyfornia:
See as all the men cover up but ladies exposing their bodies.

Ladies please have some kind of decency... especially in public.. even if you don't want to respect yourself, atleast respect the family you come from
Shey you no understand English ni? Its a pool party so swimming is involved.
RomanceRe: Help! I'm Not Sexually Attracted To Her. Advice Needed. by Femeto: 8:55am On Dec 28, 2021
phranco:
I am in a relationship with a girl I'm planning to get married to. I love her and we vibe together and play most times. From my own assessment, she is good, down to earth, knows how to cook, humble, respectful, and she is also very beautiful naturally, infact she passed 70% quality of the kind of woman I want in my life.

The problem is that I'm not attracted to her sexually. She has a small body, and doesn't have nyash or should I say small nyash (sorry for the offensive word). I'm not aroused if I'm with her. I can manage to have sex with her just once, even if she will stay five days with me, and I know this gives her concern.

I like ladies with backside, height and chubby. but the ones I have come across doesn't even measure up to this my girl in character.

Does sex Matter so much in marriage? Cos I'm afraid I may cheat on her or get sexual satisfaction outside our marriage. I'm just confused right now.
All na vanity.
TravelRe: LASEMA: Bus Plunged Into Lagos Canal Due To Carelessness by Femeto: 8:54am On Dec 28, 2021
PoliticsRe: Labour, CSOs, Activists Ask Nigerians To Revolt Against Planned Fuel Price Hike by Femeto: 1:52pm On Dec 27, 2021
Waste of time. Them go collect Ghana must go bag.
HealthRe: Port Harcourt Black Soot Is Affecting The Atmospheric Colour: Video by Femeto: 1:22pm On Dec 27, 2021
Una Lungs go done black ni yehn.
CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy Meets Wyclef Jean At Global Citizen Forum (Photos, Video) by Femeto: 12:31pm On Dec 27, 2021
Malouda self dey there.
CrimeRe: Osun Sex Worker Vomits Blood After She Was Hit With Charm On The Head by Femeto: 11:58am On Dec 27, 2021
CrimeRe: Robbers Drop Apology Note After Robbing A Lady by Femeto: 8:08am On Dec 27, 2021
Na insider job.
PoliticsRe: Uche Nwosu: You Are In Panic Because You Are Guilty - Imo Govt Replies Okorocha by Femeto: 7:33am On Dec 27, 2021
fergie0o1:
The Imo State Government through the Commissioner for information, Declan Emelumba has reacted to the press conference by former Governor Rochas Okorocha on events surrounding the arrest of his son in-law, Uche Nwosu.
No respect.A bloody commissioner abusing a former governor and sitting senator. You follow due process yet you stormed the church to arrest someone. God would definitely punish you. You clearly supported the manner of arrest from your statement.
PoliticsRe: Amaechi: Money Jonathan Left Behind Couldn’t Sustain Nigeria Three Weeks by Femeto: 10:47pm On Dec 26, 2021
Kingspower:
The money rotimi chibuike ameachi left when he was leaving office as Rivers State governor can not sustain Rivers people for one week. If I lie ask lair Mohammed.
Half a day.
PoliticsRe: Amaechi: Money Jonathan Left Behind Couldn’t Sustain Nigeria Three Weeks by Femeto: 10:46pm On Dec 26, 2021
Biodun556:
https://punchng.com/money-jonathan-left-behind-couldnt-sustain-nigeria-three-weeks-amaechi/?amp
angry grin Foolish man. Were you also not a governor. Buhari is definitely leaving loads of debt and nothing behind. Accounts would be reading negatives. Some civil servants haven't even got their November salary up till now.
TV/MoviesRe: Odudu Otu Is The Winner Of Gulder Ultimate Search 2021 (Season 12) by Femeto: 9:55pm On Dec 26, 2021
grin grin Toke no even add ginger when the chest was discovered. They tell the guy say him look good. Shey she wan collect part of the 50m from am after the show ni.
BusinessRe: Police Arrest Suspected Looters At Next Cash N' Carry In Abuja (Pictures) by Femeto: 7:53pm On Dec 26, 2021
May be na them burn tbe place self
PoliticsRe: Uche Nwosu: Rochas Okorocha Reacts To Arrest Of Son In-law (video) by Femeto: 6:51pm On Dec 26, 2021
fergie001:
Former Imo State Governor, Owelle Rochas Anayo Okorocha has reacted to the arrest of his son in-law, Ugwumba Uche Nwosu by men of the Nigerian Police Force.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgqoiulHwnk
Imo state people need to do more.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Currently Attacking Buni Yadi, Yobe by Femeto: 6:46pm On Dec 26, 2021
CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy Celebrates Christmas With Kiddwaya (Photos) by Femeto: 4:35pm On Dec 26, 2021
Make una Marry.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Storms His Father's House To Celebrate Christmas (video) by Femeto: 1:47pm On Dec 26, 2021
Thandiubani:
Nigerian musician, Davido has traveled home to celebrate Christmas.

The star singer traveled home to meet with his father and immediate family members.

In a video that is now circulating online, the star singer could be seen conversing with his family after returning home for the Xmas.

Watch video below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwEfYDqR0jw
grin Dele na ma boy Dele na my boy.
CelebritiesRe: Naira Marley Plays With His Dogs On Christmas Day (Video, Photos) by Femeto: 10:01pm On Dec 25, 2021
Sha dey feed them. These one go chop human being last last.
SportsRe: Onuachu Out, Ighalo In: Eguavoen Releases Final Squad List For AFCON 2021 by Femeto: 6:06pm On Dec 25, 2021
DarkJeddi:
Is he fit?

That is the question..
Yes he is. He has been playing for Venezia.

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