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Is the big tommy not enough discouragement for the guy. How did he find sex with a pregyy woman attractive

Hope the atiquiet and atidakẹ are reading this

Gurumaharaji:
I have just released

you lack sperm control

The ugliest of the Ks

No privacy anymore....not even to buy boli ati ẹpa by the road side.....life of a naija superstar

cutegentility:
BODMAS that O is of
That Mississippi is the longest river
That we had nine planet
That Pluto is a planet
That earth is spherical
That mercury is the hottest planet

That's all

O is of..yes
Earth is spherical ..yes

Teflon7:
please what does this image mean...my fiancee is always having this image on her whatsapp and wallpaper..she says it means nothing..please can someone help a brother by telling me what this image represents

She's an Ogbanje....her mission is to bring you home as soon as possible since you ve lost your way here on planet earth

That's Dele for you: Snake under the grass

Kill dem al

During Sunday Service? Is that the Sunday School topic?

If they are irresponsible, they are not qualify to be a role model.

Can tonto be a role model to his son?

She should watch her tongue too

Yobo is now Tinubuised

aliyuthayo:
Why is it taking the OP to reply to this comment? Pls tell us What you do for a living? . We can then congratulate you

Exactly, the likes of Dangote, Otedola, Elumelu don't think twice before answering such question

FManager:
Did you bother to ask when he was still suffering and hustling , Also you are not Efcc, so mind your own business and do the same for your mother.

Evil prevail when good people refuse to ask questions

donbenie:
Speak for yourself,many schools are unable to finish their SS calendar in 3 years and you want it shortened to 2 years?

If I may ask,where are the kids running to?

The essence of education is to gain knowledge and not to set a record of who graduates at the youngest age..

I've seen kids who were forced to repeat the year by parents and they ended up becoming the best in their subsequent classes because of that singular act..

NO Knowledge is wasted and if you have to spend two years extra to be well grounded,I as a parent would not hesitate to have my children spend the full allotted years for their education..

Says who? 3yrs is more than enough to complete the Senior sec curriculum. For instance, the New Gen Maths SS3 is full of revision apart Logarithm and Long & Lat.

Simplep:
I stopped at pry 4,then sec school
My Junior sis even wrote her common entrance then at pry 3 with good results and got into secondary school,brilliant girl..
6-3-3-4 is waste of time

No wonder you no dey wear slippers. You would have been taught its importance in pry 5/6

Ajeku timaya....timaya was there

Samakus:
Hi guys.

I will go straight to the point. Met a girl on industrial training in my place of work. In other words, babe is on I.T in my office. I liked her and I know she likes me too. We got talking, exchanged contacts and all that.

Fast forward to today, we went out on our first date. Before she came, babe politely told me that I will give her T.fare because she just started the IT stuff and didn't have T.fare to come to the date.I found it funny but agreed. Come on, if I could give you food on our date in a eatry, I could still give small thing as tfare. We live in the same city by the way and I calculated her transport fare going and coming, to be #500.

Babe came, we had a good time at my cost and I proceeded to give her #500 as T.fare. Her demeanor changed but she tried to be cool. I noticed everything but feigned ignorance. Getting home, called babe and we talked good. Now, maybe she thinks she's seen maga, she called back and asked if I could sub for her. That her data just got finished. I was like... WTF. I declined instantly and she dropped the call. I regretted not taking her home and bleep the hell out of her after the date as she was in the mood. I was trying to be good guy. Truth is, I liked her and didn't want to create a wrong impression.

Guys, don't date a student if you want something serious. I feel like giving her small thing as bait, get her to visit, chop and take my leave. Cos every feeling I have for her just evaporated. She ain't worth it. Who begs for T.fare on a first date? Naija girls, una Weldon.

Na begi begi yo go carry. You go pay for salon money taya

Any of these caption fit wella

The breast are angry

The boobs are not to blame

No pinshure

warriboy21:
I got dis car last summer just for flexing.. only drove few times...winter came .and I decided to give to my mama in warri . So I had it shipped out and had my bro cleared it from Lagos. She received it today.. Omo no be small dancing and crying and prayer OOO

Words will fail me if I should start describing how loving dis woman has been to me. How she suffered..I feel lucky to be her child. Once again words will fail me.

Hers a tribute to her:

A dream came tru.... All d way... from�� to ��..I leave Vanity for you... enjoy oh sweet mother enjoy!.... Enjoy this appetizer dear mother.....paint that town red!!!....... enjoy oh sweet mother enjoy...... enjoy Mrs Helen Esi aka the 'comfort bringer'. ...All Glory to God #sweetmother

Guys don't wait till you become a millionaire b4 u start making ur parents Happy. De ere always endlessly on dia knees praying everyday for you.

I have always lived with dis philosophy that--

B4 I give any girl $50, I must have given my mum $50,000

B4 I pay any girls house rent,. I must have build a house for my mama ,

B4 I buy bicycle for any girl, I must have bought mama a car.

I always think of her ist because I know where I come from and what we have passed through.

What do you do for a living

Teresematt:
Hello,
I want to get my first car. My budget is between 800K to 900K. The car will be for family use. I know it is difficult to get a good Nigerian used Toyota Corolla 03/04 or Matrix 04/05 for this amount but those are my preferred choices. I like Honda too but issues of leg pull usually scare me.
I live in Makurdi, Benue State.

Please I need sincere advises.
Thank you.

go for cars from 2010 upward, anything below is a scrap

Melo lara wọn

Ọmọ ire bi iyán, ọmọ òkèlè bí ẹ̀bà ....Oòduà á gbè ẹ

seekingop:
Good evening house, please I need your honest opinion on this issue.

There's this guy who has been my friend for a long time. He asked me out recently. He has very good qualities.

The issue is, he lacks confidence whenever he's talking to me thereby making him boring.
I'm thinking of turning down his request because I can't imagine myself living a boring life or are there ways I can help him improve on that?

Thanks

Help him build his confidence. You want to throw away other good qualities. Entertain him or are you boring as well

SmellingAnus:
What if he actually did it without faking it

Some persons, it's only their Pastors that can perform miracles, ones it's a Pastor from another denomination then they see it as fake...

It shows you ve been away from internet for quite some time

stephleena:
Lol.. God's ways are not the ways of men.. Rev wouldn't have said such,if there was actually no encounter.

So you believe

That's ibeberism

What effontery

I want to use my *** to shift your womb....permit me