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Op should come with symptoms of bad brake....who clutch help

Debramaye:
I don't know how to drive

let me teach you when you are ready..hope you are up to 18 sha

I regretted not engaging in school politics

achu442:
Where did you get your stats from?.... Hahaha

We don't know these people you listed there.

Where is,

Mercy Chinwo,
Nathaniel Bassey,
Eben,
Chioma Jesus,
Buchi,

Go and book this people and know how much they charge.

Mercy Chinwo ke? She's relatively new

SAmmy Okposo still dey sing

hoopLA:
Really?

This man is just something else.

I should call him Daddy?

For what?
Conning me of my tithes?
What kind of Daddy takes from his children?

What happened to Matthew 23.9 "And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven"?

Obviously this oga GO preaches a different gospel from the one we know.

DISCLAIMER
Please dumb RCCG sheeple, dont quote me if you dont have anything intelligent to say. Just shut up and get on with your day. When it involves your "daddy" you lose all sense of reasoning and it's too early to engage your low-level thinking.

Oponu....quoting scriptures out of context

asuustrike1:
Subject combination and less knowledge about the subjects chosen are main factors responsible. If you watch closely you would discover that many the science students have high scores in science related subjects than English.

In addition, those science subjects are interwoven.

You ll find maths in physics, physics in chemistry and vise versa

ellalina:
But who is jay wan

buy tv, you no gree

GeneralShepherd:
Marriage is overrated. There are a lot of people that are married but yet unhappy. Why then are we being sold a lie that marriage leads to happiness?

Some of them lead to happiness

usmanktg2:
Mr Intelligent, can't you showcase your argument without insulting someone?

You are calling me Olodo right? For your information, you are talking to a PhD student, a First Class Engineering student that was among the
Top 5 in the Cowbell National Mathematics Competition in the senior category, 2009.

Thanks for the advice but please respect everyone you meet on Nairaland!

You know, I didn't go to school.

"You are talking to a PhD student" ..yet you don't the meaning of multiple of 3...you must be a kid to mention Cowbell competition in our conversation

terzurum5:
R. Chikwelu score in the 7th minute to give the Super falcons the lead. She made it 3:0 in the 38th minute. While, O. Ohale put her name on the scorers list in the 28th minute.

Half-time now.

Our strikers no dey score ni

Ajeku Dino

The location of the brain was never situated at the backside anyway

MissIndependent:
Please who knows how I can transfer data from one MTN Sim to another?

One MTN sim to another. Ensure you have Enough Data of at least 10MB. Type the code *131*2 # – Follow the prompted actions and you are done. Enter 0000 as your PIN or you can choose to change your PIN

fayded:
okay.. I've met so many intelligent people. buh let me just talk bout some few ones.
in my primary school, I was always first from pry1 till 5.
Then I entered secondary school, there was this dude, Mehn, he came first overall from jss1 till ss3 and I was always 2nd best. I did everything I could to pass him but no way, just imagine junior waec I had 9A's and 1c,the guy went ahead and had 10A's.

senior waec, I had 4A's and 5B's,he had 5A's and 4b's.
in our Cambridge o'level, I had 1A,3b and 1c. He had 4A's and 1 C.

it was just impossible to perform above Him, even when we left school, we went to an academy and wrote our Cambridge A'level. the guy still bested me there.
we are both medical students now sha(thank God) , buh different school and we re very good friends,the guy has been shouting since that it's too hard, he's found it difficult to get any distinction in any of the courses. I've had 1 so far sha. this life sef.

buh now in medical school, I've met the 'worst' intelligent people, these guys just Dey try relegate me to bench.
I work so hard, but Mehn, these guys here,their brain Dey retain everything.
I'm even tired of competing with them sef, make I just pass comot here, and practise.

medical student using "bested"....It is finished!

R2bees:
Exactly bro. But damn! that cash is too tempting to turn down

e reach 1m

Today is feb 29, where the op see feb 30

Olohitobu:
hello guys, please I seriously need info on how much bsc holder in nipost are being paid.

Are you sure they still exist

lilian789:
yes but the urge to do it is still there

replace an habit with another and soon the old habit will eventually die. Develop a good habit today

biamadu:
Nice read!
But is masturbation a sin?

Its a sin against the body

Burchester:
I’m currently dating this girl for the past few months. One day she want us to me. I didn’t come on time due to distance and I told her I’m 5 mins away to not disappoint her, while it’s actually 30 mins way. And when I arrived she was there calling me a liar and all sort of names. And I was there apologizing for being late and she finally accepted. And later during the night she started criticizing me on WhatsApp, I told her you should learn to be appreciate and told her I wasn’t lying to you. Why would I lie to you, and yet she got angry at me and even block me on WhatsApp.And I was there begging here for forgiveness. This girl that almost gulp my savings.

Mumu fc.....almost gulp your savings...and you are here behaving like Mugun. Grow up and grow some balls.

Don't make her inexpendable.....and respect yourself


In kiss Daniel voice:
"If she wants to leave...biko leave. No do shakara, no dey carry your shoulder"

Amakavula:
Our bodies are quite complex but can still be regulated with effective timing. So you love to get it raw with your partner and can't stand the pills.

There is a brief description of how you can monitor your monthly cycle to Know your safe periods.

.1) From the first day you see your period, take a calendar and Mark 15 days, including the first day when you see the blood.

2.) Circle the 15 days on the calendar with Blue or Black ink.

3.) Now circle 3 days before the 15th day, and 3 days after the 15th day.

4.) Do this with a Red ink ( there are apps for this )

5.) You would notice there are 7days in Red/ Blue ink right ?

6.) Those are your most fertile days or ovulation periods.

7.) Meaning you are most likely to get pregnant if you have sex during these periods.

When it come to sex, your body can disappoint you like "amaka".

Safe sex is just a cliché. You can get preggy in your free period. If you like use Almighty formula and Pythgoras theorem

You can even get preggy while breastfeeding

Amakababe:
For nairalanders who know Unity Villa in Futminna GK campus, I sojourned there in my first year (2016) with my 300 level female friends who allowed me stay with them for a month before I moved to the hostel, and two weeks into my stay, I was struck by a sight of God in flesh, literally and metaphorically. I was looking out my window on a beautiful evening and saw him walking towards the alley that led to the gate, and I was indeed stunned!
He was devastatingly handsome and walks conspicuously, that what my first crush in the school, I saw him a couple times, and he knew I was a fresher (I suppose). I would pass him sitted in his corridor many times a day in attempts to give greenlight - apparently he would see me, and I would see him staring from the corner of my eye, but I wore a frowning bitter facial expression so I think that might've scared him off (like narcissistic fresher, I better keep off!)

I didn't know his department or level (but I presume he should be 200 or 300, while I was in 100)

Sadly, I didn't get the chance to talk to him during my stay there, and I eventually left.

Fast forward to 2018, I saw him again after 2 years and I looked and immediately dropped my gaze, I was foolish and now I think he's graduated already. I've described him to my friends, asking for name or phone number, but they can't picture the description I have given them.

Please advise on what to do. I promise to give the greenlight a million times next time I see him.

Your big ego didn't even allow you to say "hi"
What's the point looking for him now, I doubt if he ll still be available. You better reach out to us here before you are thirty something ....

Indeed, beauty fades

queenice7:
my boo tells me everything that happens to him, so do I... he tells me abt girls tripping on him and doing crazy things to get his attention... I tell him each time I make a new male friend and our conversations, he seem cool with it. we live in different States (long distance relationship). recently I went for a training, after de training I was hungry, so I decided to see a guy that av been bulging me to see since last year, since I wasn't far from his office, this is the second time am seeing him and we haven't really conversed. he took me to a nice restaurant and we got food... we were eating and discussing abt politics and stuffs, only for him to start telling that he's Hot, that let's go to a lodge, I was so embarrassed but I didn't say a word to him, he got frustrated and left me in the place after paying for the food. I had to find my way home from that place since we came with a car so I didn't know de road. I told my boo this, and he got really angry @ me, and am surprised coz he called me names like cheap flirt and said he was gona show me... like he was literary threatening me, said our relationship is on de verge of break up coz of this. I didn't see this coming and I don't know y he is reacting this way, maybe coz he feels intimidated by this guy's profile, unlike de other guys I tell him about. I guess I should stop telling him anything, wah do u think?

How can you accept food from someone asking you out when you are dating someone else. You are a flirt!

You give guys your contacts anyhow and accept gifts from them. Your bf is sitting on a time bomb

ruggedtimi:
In 2014 i boarded airk flight from lagos to ph, the flight delayed for 30mins before takeoff. I sat beside a young man dressed casually. Then i was using samsung note3, the man saw my phone and brought out his samsung s5 to show me weather forecast, telling me the reason why the flght was been delayed. The guy asked me where am coming from, i was coming from ghana then, so i told him and i was feeling fly.
So he strted discussing about his trip from china to taiwan and how cheap it was compared to flight from ghana to nigeria. He actually travelled from new york to china before taiwan just for a frnd’s wedding.
All this while in my mind i was like see this 419 man oh!!( cos i don fall for 419 people tire so i was been carefull). I briefly told him about myself, told him my state( bayelsa) and he was like “i am heading to bayelsa once i arrive ph to have a meeting with your state governor.” Told me he works for NDDC
When we finally touched down ph While the flight was on the runway he pointed to a private jet parked at the airport and he was like his frnd owns it and the frnd offered the jet to pick him up at lagos airport but he turned it down. Omo all this while everything this man said i didnt take it serious, I kept singing in my mind “419”.
When the plane stopped he made a call( the normal we just touched down call). He wanted to give me his card and i ignored. Coming down from the flight just at the edge of the air-stair two well kitted mobile policemen carried his bag and escorted him to the v.i.p terminal. My eye clear

Village people at work

TIGRITIS:
Sign languages

Can You Be Ready At 5

Send the card now!

Abracadabra....

Oyogi, My master......show me the way!

The guy is really taking her to china

faithfull18:
They look good.

send me airtime