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meobizy:
How are the oranges round in one picture then completely flat in another?

Don't question God's work

What a waste

Mrs Obama n Bush

Even the water dey suffer too

Marshal9:
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You drove in

Go ahead and drive some more... you are now licensed to drive her . She ll soon return to be driven again and again

Sixfeetbelle:
But where is the lie in the post though? When you come online to rant about the government without backing it up by actions, it looks like child's play. No one will take any online warrior serious cause it definitely looks like you're catching fun.

It's not Telemundo, don't fight it! You won't comprehend

scoundrel:
I know I’m wasting time and effort, but I’ll make this quick: Imagine how you enjoy watching the Premiere League? That’s how much enjoyment your cousin gains from Zeeworld. Imagine how much you enjoy posting comments on Nairaland? That’s how much enjoyment she gains from their programming. Imagine how much you enjoy betting on sports competitions? She feels the same. Imagine how much Nairalanders enjoy criticizing the government?

At the end of the day anything which someone enjoys, just replace the activity with Zeeworld and the individual with your cousin. I can delve deeper into the mechanics of the channel’s enjoyment. Time and time again I’ve learned not to bother.

Imagine you saying nairalanders criticize govt for fun.

Tell me what this govt has done that deserves pass mark in any sector

And some mumu were defending polygamy.

This man had three wives yet impregnated a minor

Kaypee98:
So he's this young

how can 50 be young

That's more than half of all his yr on earth

Wuchereria:
I recently got married, and for over 10 years before my marriage, I was so much interested in boobs. I was never really keen on sex but my interest in boobs was overwhelming. I spent years fantasizing on how I would enjoy my wife's boobs after marriage.

I have always fantasized on round or at worst slightly droopy boobs, but I have never like saggy boobs. When I met my wife, she had a good size of boobs which made me very happy. After we got married and I saw the boobs, I realised they're saggy (we got married as virgins and never saw each other's unclothedness during our courtship). I haven't been very happy since then, not just because they are saggy now, but I fear that they would get much worse as she grows older and after having kids.

Married men here, does the shape of your wife's boobs matter to you? Do saggy boobs affect sex drive? Will I still be able to enjoy romance with my wife in the future if her boobs get much saggier? Already, the tips are nearly at the level of her belly button when she is sitting down, but still get shapely when she is lying on her back. Mind you, cheating is never going to be an option.

NB: You are free to insult and abuse me, but I still need a candid advice. Thanks.

You ll have a lot of problem, so overwhelmed with physical attraction

How will you not shave your armpit. Dirty thing

pointblank247:
Maybe it didn't shock you but it was a shock to me that no prayer was ended in the name of Jesus Christ during the swearing in, intact Jesus was never mentioned in any of the prayers by the clergys or anybody at the arena (I didn't watch the Thanksgiving service at the chapel ). I just realised that it's also not peculiar to the Biden's swearing in but the norm for the Americans.
This is not to criticize, but just that I'm wondering why we punctuate every line of our prayers with Jesus Christ (for the Christians) and Allah and Muhhammed (for the Muslims) yet our political class do not in any way reflect the life of Christ at all.
please where did we got it wrong

They did in the chapel. Mind you, it's not a crime to end prayer using God. No one way fits all when it comes to prayer in Christiandom

Alexgman1:
After three years of breaking up with my ex, i still have her number in my head even though av deleted her contact on my phone. I still have & watch the videos we had together specially the romantic ones. I feel its making me to miss her the more because she was merciless on bed. She has moved on long ago infact that same year we broke up & entered a new relationship. But as for me am still struggling to get her off my mind totally. What do you think is wrong with me? Am i in lust?

Replace her in your mind. She still dwell there

nairavsdollars:
I can't believe both President Muhammadu Buhari and US President, Joe Biden are 78 years old. The difference is just too clear.
Or is somebody using football age

One is active while the other is inactive

Happy2020:
I suspect my BF who is in another state is cheating. I don’t have any proof, he’s really really into me, we’re in love and planning a life together.
He is in another state and some days, once every few months, he acts weird, like way out of his normal behavior. We may only talk once on this particular day or even just text on and off. The rest of the time, we talk several times a day, face time, text, everything.

We see each other once per 6 months for a few weeks.

I suspect on that “one day” he is cheating and he can’t face me, so he pushes me away.

Any signs I should look for? Please help.

Visit him unannounced

Borrow his phone for 24hrs

If you know his friends, check their ways

Get password to his social media accounts

Ademidd:
Biko I need a good phone for someone returning to school and that doesn't exceed 70k with a good camera. I need to get something ok for her so marketers pls stay off!

stay away from tecno n infinix

What's wrong with market

The difference between shoprite and Oyingbo market is the same.

Abeg, supermarket, supermart, park n shop, shoprite etc...All na markets

Queenlovely:
public proposal puts pressure on the woman

Pressure to accept or what?

If he propose to you in public, it means he's proud to show you off to the world

200k from 2M

10%, that's terrible reward for hard labour

Icyexpressions:
It's not what you are thinking but I have developed the attitude to appreciate good and myself in every success story I record, not matter how little they are.

For past few days I was unable post in this section, and this is the only place I want to be now.

On this note, I need a job.

Thanks.

Mothified: sorry for the clickbait.

First impression is key. This approach of yours won't work

African101:
Upon how hard everything is, upon the high rate of unemployment and joblessness, NIN registration that suppose to be free are been paid for. People are been mandated to pay an imposed N3000 for NIN registration and you would be send back if you don't have the money, they don't care about your employment status.
This is a country where the government insist all Citizens must get NIN.
Sagamites are crying and begging the government to look into the high level of extortion going on in Sagamu.

Report them to NIMC on twitter . Sagamites ko, termites ni

AfonjaMuslim:
The same idiot that supported Buhari

Where did he support Buhari....your Ignorance eh

How many pk

ifytrik:
Politicians are thesame, once they win an election, they will dismantle the policies of the past administration not minding if what they are doing is wrong or right, they just want to do things differently which in most cases affect the country negatively, in trump case he was only trying to protect his country from illegal imigrant and terorist, if you ask me i will say he did nothing wrong because it is easier to live with idol woshipers than to live with muslims, 95% of the killings in Nigeria today are all handwork of muslims, from fulani herdsmen to bokoharam/jihadist to name a few, they are not peace advocates so anybody that bans them from entering did the right thing. ISLAMABAD IS STILL THD CAPITAL OF PAKISTAN

Not when those policies of last administration are evil. Stop judging people by their religion, race or ethnicity

Most wanted

Only illiterates engrave number plates on their vehicles

No longer news

Seeeker:
She is paying rent for a business premises. We created a different source of income to be used in financing the rent. So this is not a matter of having no money to pay rent in her business. But she never showed me receipt of rent paid over the years.

Suddenly last week, premises owner locked out wife's workers and her over unpaid rent. I asked why she has not been paying rent. She said I should not worry about the premises owner, and that it's a small issue. I went to the place and met everyone outside and was told wife has went to see the landlord. Some minutes later, a different person brought the key and opened the office. Wife called and asked me to go and that she has paid him. I left and returned one hour later to hear more gist and I was told that wife has not returned from the man's house. I left. The fact that wife never showed me receipt tipped me off that something was brewing between the two. When wife came back at night, she washes all clothes and bra she wore before leaving the house in the morning. Wife usually don't wash clothes at night, only in the morning. That shows she was trying to clean up something. She said nothing about her encounter with the landlord. That night, she was checking her boobs in a secluded part of the house; when I showed up behind her unannounced, she was shocked and moved away.

Being a very serious Christian, I knew that she would feel guilty. Since that night, she became moody. That means the premises owner was waving the rent to get into her pant. We had our first major fight last month because she has been denying me sex for many months. Sex was happening like once in a month. During the fight, she said God would choose a prostitute for me that I can copulate with always. After the elders settled the fight, I decided never to ask her for sex again. I started monitoring her phone and got what I was looking for.

If I try to stop the investment that is meant to pay her business premises rent, that means I will resign from my job. Besides, I'm tired of the job, just doing it to get the money...the shame I get from the job is unbearable. Instead of paying rent, she was lavishing money on clothes. She spent money like father Xmas during the new year, but because she doesn't want her bank account to go red, she couldn't summon the courage to pay landlord out of anger and opted for option of using her body.

I know she was caught unawares. But I can't try separation because of my daughter. My daughter is worth someone to suffer for in marriage...such an angel. Besides, given my status in the community, divorce will tarnish my image.

I decided never to let her know I caught her. If she wants, let her tell me herself what she did.

You may want to say I should gather money from the job and start something else... Money realized there can only pay bills in the house, the investment is the only gain but it is meant to pay wife's rent with the hope that if wife's business booms, we can plan something better.

You care more about your image/status than to find solution to problem in your marriage.

You are playing with fire if you fail to address it on time cos it will only get worse. Family first, before your image/status in the society. Don't suffer and smile in silence. Fix the damn marriage

theFilmtric:
keep quiet
Transsion phones are the least sold on Nairaland
1st Xiaomi
2nd Samsung
So what's your point?
Smart people talk with evidence facts...
Not sentiments and hearsay

theFilmtricsay

They have no second hand value