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DickDastardly:
U don join join your friend? you guys are just something else

No baba!
As in if I dey contest for NL mod now, if they ask me why I should be given the position, I'll be like, "Dickdastardly once quoted me."

Baba nla bragging rights!

bedguy:
You never see anything. I dey craze for Queen Mimzy though not lustfully. If she go employ Me make I use my tongue dey. clean her shoe, I go like am.

You better go find better shoes lick.

DickDastardly:
I swear ... that guy na mad man ... very funny

Baba agbalagba! I'm honoured to be mentioned by u o.
Boss I go add am to my CV sha.

bedguy:
Jesus.
You quoted my post.
This will surely enter my CV.

I bin dey vex for ur signature, but when I see this one, I just believe say u be mad man.
Which one be say e go enter ur CV

Can't stop laughing....

DeeCherry:
...

Fine gal!

Moz22:
shoulder is OR shoulders are..Thank me later. Hapi shidren day

Shildren or children? Thank me later.

nikkypearl:
hmm

Nice dp by the way!

nikkypearl:
You dey look for trouble bah
btw add african China to that list! He is now a Barber

Dis gal, u wicked sha

Kai!

Zceesneh:
S

S for Sęx

Lanicky, by the time u r voted in by the people as the new Miss Nairaland, we will not be seeing things like this!

yemsai:
tank u

Lols. Dis ur thank u ehn.... How was church today?

yemsai:
Wow...beautiful views...amazing

Not as beautiful as you my dear!

SPDAZZY:
This is serious . Thanks for the compliment but explorers is the only nairalander I am officially following. I enjoy his threads though I don't comment on all.

I could start listing some pretty ones who comment on his threads though.

I possibly might not find them as dazzling as you. Afterall, beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.

By the way, I could be the second person you'll follow officially, I'm not aversed to that. Would you?

SPDAZZY:
Hmmmmmm. This life!

We don't get to see fine gals like you commenting on explorers' thread very often.

I'm awed.

evegran:
They're not even fully naked. Mtchew!

Wetin u wan see?

TonyeBarcanista:
You have a point...

So u like women! I think say na only politics u like o.

shaiba:
hmmm....
Quite sensitive situation.

To the lady
It is quite sad. After crying and the pity party, pull yourself together and move on. You have no choice but to forgive him, not because of him but for yourself cause when you don't forgive people who hurt you they tend to have power over you and it keeps you down. You cant hold on to a relationship that does not want you. Five years on, you will look back and wonder what in the world you saw in him in the first place and will thank him for leaving you. like I said, it hurts very bad, trust me it will take a while (cause of all what you and your family went through to support him, memories of the good and bad times you shared and such) but you have one life and it is not tied to this guy. Be glad you didn't lost your life, some who had worse situations never lived to curse the man. Let go and let God.

To the guy
You should have done something to appreciate the parents of your now ex-gf before moving ahead of yourself. Don't know how you intend to breach this, but you have to do all you can to make peace with them. They are more like your parents.
Congratulations on your new found love. I hope you don't grow weary of her after marriage.
I hope you followed your instinct rather than your heart. Please do all you can to be at peace with her parents first, then their daughter.
I pray your pastor guides you in the right path.

Think carefully before you take your next step.

My thoughts though...

Specialbaby, na woman like you give this advice on.

I remember Mr Akintobi back in the days, flogged me like a thief in front of my juniors when I was in Jss3 just because I missed classes.

Sadly, the girl wey I dey toast dey there. I gas form bad guy collect the 12 strokes lock up when I was dying inside.
See sweat for my forehead like person wey run cross country.

Those days ehn...

adeh39:
You know why

U are carnal minded fa. At least, you should welcome me and make me feel warm after a long journey.

demiladegold:
youre from kogi?

Yep, ijumu LGA.

demiladegold:
of course i would legalize it.. who cares if two men or women decide to do stuffs* with each other? my peoples lives are more valuable than culture. if they all die who would uphold the culture? plus my life would be at risk too. i'm also human. im not immune to virus

Okun o iye!

Baba, go and sit down and drink some Orijin bitters. If I were you, I wouldn't even say a word so as to put peeps who have been casting aspersions at you to shame.

But No! Ur shamelessness knows no bounds and you have decided to drag an innocent interviewer into ur pit of shi.t.

The interviewer can ask a question, and the interviewee van proffer any answer she feels to it. It is left for anyone to see it as the right thing or as hogwash as you called it.

Na only u dey there?
Stupid boy.

Charlescobi:
I only use Google Chrome to spy on my girlfriend, i mean with chrome i can check her whatsapp chat on my phone.

How u take dey do am abeg?

adeh39:
Erm...scream, jump back inside and lock the door?

Lol. Why?

MasterBaiter:
Na fyt?

Nna, I fear o

From ur reply, MissGdope, it seems the decision to contest does not actually stem from inside of you. Rather, u easily get swayed by nairaland friends who urge you on or ginger you to contest.
Secondly, your divided attention shows a low level of commitment to the pageant.
*my personal feelings though*

Meanwhile, have a good evening and I wish you the best your answers could give you in the contest.

FengChui....

MissGdope,

cyberstalking is a phenomenon that has become really rampant due to the affordability of phones and data subscription. How would you handle a cyber stalker?

What if I tell you are being pushed to compete in this contest (my own insinuation though) and I want you to convince me, what will you say?