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Tynasparks:
lips are sealed

I'ma just kiss you straight on the lips as u have beautifully pouted them together.

Tynasparks come and talk your own o!

Tynasparks:
nope

Sup sweetie? Ain't heard from you since morning. What's up?

Tynasparks:
nope

U just did the needed, and I'm happy for it.

Tynasparks:
fine thanks and yours

Fine, but not as fine as I will want it to be and u know why.

Tynasparks:
Very funny

I can imagine ur breath-taking beautiful face as that smile sweeps through ur face.
How is ur day going?

Tynasparks:
All

Na so u like food reach?

Tynasparks:
no free visa

If na free visa sef, I go run.
Ur beauty demands hardworking on the part of the guy wanting u and I'm ready to do the work.

Tynasparks:

Come on, bring that tongue closer, I need to familiarize myself with it.

Tynasparks:
pluto

I won't mind joining you there though.

Tynasparks:
Marriage is not by force!!!!!

What's up pretty? Where have you been hiding?

lammylam:
yaaaaay!!!!!!! proud Yoruba babe !!!! the first pix tho! doesn't look inviting atall

Nice bweast!

sinaj:
FEAR GOD

Why the nigga mention ur name?
I go fear u first!

labakeJ:
Thank u

If u come sabi twerk with this ur beauty, na finish work be that o.

labakeJ:
Kids of nowadays sef ehn

Fine gal!

onyiiella:
Even the tast of a smelling pussy is better than this so called dried tomato. I tried it two weeks ago and it was a Bleep

Have u tasted the bolded before?
Abi Linda Ikeji na ur friend ni?

Oluabayomi1:
Hmmmmmm na money palava nw coz i bought 2 tyres today both made in 2009 bt man no get choice. a don clean d expiry date on it wt black paint

Why u dey lie? The expiry date is engraved on it not painted. How will you clean an engravement with paint?

Please who knows where I can get an old Volkswagen beetle or that gatorized Peugeot 404??
I need to lay my hands on one of these.

DickDastardly:
U don join join your friend? you guys are just something else

No baba!
As in if I dey contest for NL mod now, if they ask me why I should be given the position, I'll be like, "Dickdastardly once quoted me."

Baba nla bragging rights!

bedguy:
You never see anything. I dey craze for Queen Mimzy though not lustfully. If she go employ Me make I use my tongue dey. clean her shoe, I go like am.

You better go find better shoes lick.

DickDastardly:
I swear ... that guy na mad man ... very funny

Baba agbalagba! I'm honoured to be mentioned by u o.
Boss I go add am to my CV sha.

bedguy:
Jesus.
You quoted my post.
This will surely enter my CV.

I bin dey vex for ur signature, but when I see this one, I just believe say u be mad man.
Which one be say e go enter ur CV

Can't stop laughing....

DeeCherry:
...

Fine gal!

Moz22:
shoulder is OR shoulders are..Thank me later. Hapi shidren day

Shildren or children? Thank me later.

nikkypearl:
hmm

Nice dp by the way!

nikkypearl:
You dey look for trouble bah
btw add african China to that list! He is now a Barber

Dis gal, u wicked sha

Kai!

Zceesneh:
S

S for Sęx

Lanicky, by the time u r voted in by the people as the new Miss Nairaland, we will not be seeing things like this!

yemsai:
tank u

Lols. Dis ur thank u ehn.... How was church today?

yemsai:
Wow...beautiful views...amazing

Not as beautiful as you my dear!