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uboma:
I understand the expansion and contraction theory very well but note that your windscreen will only crack if there is an impact on it.

it was last week. i parked outside my office as usual. just came out of the office to go out when i discovered the crack.

Hello House,

I have a crack on my windshield, i dont really know how it came about, but its just annoying to me each time i see it.
Please can anyone tell me how to stop it, i already somebody here in abuja 1,500 to stop it, but the guy did rubbish, days after he 'stopped' it, the crack spread further.

Please i need help on this.

thanks

THANK God for QSAT

lilylurv:
Are you trying to say I'm FFO

Of course you are not, there cant be another one. Iam the only one with that monicker!!!!

God bless u bro. this is d diff btw a guy and a lady. i help a friend of mine to get a job in my ofice wit salary worth 130k/month. for her to send an sms/call to say thank you is an issue. she even accused me wen i told her friend dat she got d job. thank God for people like you that appreciates.

Sparrow13: That is why the fulansitrep bas.tard has been quit for sometimes now, i hope he is the one arrested.

bros. u spoke my mind. i thought i was d only one that noticed it.
God bless Nigeria.

tope24: for food only (FFO). LMAO

are you referring to my monicker?

01emek: my Guy i don't joke with food oo

are you refering to my monicker?

proud to be bald.
#teambaldguys

dabossman: Did they tell you they were hungry. FFO!

THAT IS MY MONICKER dude

Nigeria international Obafemi Martins has signed a new two-year deal with his Major League Soccer club, Seattle Sounders, which has seen the striker move up to 8th on the payment ladder which makes him one of the most paid in the whole league. Martins Obafemi Seattle Sounders

The former Inter Milan player who before the new deal was on $1.7million a year has seen his earnings doubled to $3.4 million per annum just slightly below New York Red Bull’s Tim Cahill who gets paid $3.6million.

Martins is having the best scoring season of his career and is on his way to double-digit assists in a team that boasts of other star-studded players like American Clint Dempsey

After stints in some of the major clubs across Europe which includes Inter Milan and Newcastle FC, Martins moved to the US last year and had declared his desire to stay in Seattle despite claims they other teams were want his services.



TOP TEN HIGHEST PAID PLAYERS IN MLS (Washington Post)

1. Michael Bradley, Toronto FC: $6 million

2. Jermain Defoe, Toronto FC: $6 million

3. Clint Dempsey, Seattle Sounders: $4.91 million

4. Robbie Keane, Los Angeles Galaxy: $4.5 million

5. Landon Donovan, Los Angeles Galaxy: $4.25 million

6. Thierry Henry, New York Red Bulls: $3.75 million

7. Tim Cahill, New York Red Bulls: $3.5 million

8. Obafemi Martins, Seattle Sounders: $3.4 million

9. Marco Di Vaio, Montreal Impact: $2.5 million,

10. Pedro Morales, Vancouver Whitecaps: $2.19 million

source:http://saharareporters.com/2014/09/24/obafemi-martins%E2%80%99-new-32-million-deal-makes-him-8th-highest-paid-player-us-major-league

olaxco2f: U FAT!

if that is d case, then its sarcasm

olaxco2f: NO WONDER!

no wonder what??

olaxco2f: long throat!
or FFO

hey,

daz my monicker

SuPeRq: FFO

Hello,
daz my monicker

chipatra: abeg O! dis question na handshake wey don dey reach elbow O!

mayb i shld guess since u hv dated all d categories.

haydot95: FFO,sha keep our share...all z well man! Its all goNna b over soon...just be good

daz my monicker 'ffo'

Mykel4God: Nigerian Campus Slangs …

After One: Girl with one child prior to marriage
Agidi; Stubborn
Aristo (shortened from Aristocrat): Married men that like juve
Bang: Depending on context, fail or sleep with the opposite sex
Bakassi: Girls behind (bum/butt)
Blend: Join a confraternity
Bone face: to snub somebody
Bounce: to walk in a stylish way in order to get noticed
To browse on the street: to look for girls/boys e.g Omo I wan go browse
Brush: Beat
Butty (also: ajebota): Spolied / Pampered Child
Cable: Leak a secret
Cane: Sleep with a girl
Chips: Small papers where as much as can be written, is taken to the exam halls to cheat. The smaller the better (microchips)
Cassava Flakes: Garri, compared with Corn Flakes
Church Members: Fellow Cultist e.g Fryo na my church member
Confra: Confraternity
Cow Bell: Large Boobs
Double silver: used by cultist to denote a gun
Fashi: Forget
FFF: Friend for food
FFO: For food only
Giddy: Smooch
Government Child (Omo-Ijoba): A Corper (NYSC)/A Mad Man
Joneser: Failure
Jack Robinson: Rubbish
Juve (shortened from juvenile): Young ladies
Kawa: (I am going) – Leave
Kolo: Mad
Kposh also: fa gbo, blaze: Smoke Weed
Smallie: Girlfriend or Girl
Soji: Street Smart
Behind: A refined person
Wetin Dey?
Wuz up?
You too can add yours!

FYI, FFO is my monicker. not for food only. cus im not for food. txs

rozzay: I been think say na only me

How many guys have you dated in the last 3 years??

chipatra: Me don date all O

How many guys have you dated in the last 3 years??

op, are you sure its not SISTER?? just saying..
or maybe its you.

please can you inform me of some universities with free tuition fees for MSC presently.

thanks

SenatorJames: How many of them were later employed? Even though their actions are not good enough. I had similar experience though. It's a means of saying thank you God for being employed.

The test was just last week, as at yesterday, 2 of them passed and scaled through to the next level.

Let me share my experience:

I submitted some friends CV in my organisation few days back, after a lot of lobbying, they were ALL invited for test.
1. one of them submitted her CV with an invalid email address (got me wondering why she didnt change it)
2. One of them said i should try to help her influence the result that she didnt write it well.
3. One of them almost insulted me that the notice period was too short.
4. Another one said he doesnt have money for TP
5. Another one came very late for the test giving excuse of rainfall in abuja in the morning (even though i came to the office in the same rain)
6. out of 5 people that came for the test, only ONE of them thanked me for the opportunity.

A 22 year old Nigerian graduate Alfred Ajani has been inundated with offers of interviews after taking a radical approach to job hunting, Daily Mail reports.

Alfred said he’s applied for over 300 positions since getting a degree in marketing in May this year and has been unlucky.

Determined to land his dream job, he decided to hand out CVs to company bosses commuting into the City of London through Waterloo Station this morning.

Alfred stood at the entrance to the busy station holding a sign stating: ‘Marketing graduate (BA Hons 2:1 Coventry Uni) Ask for CV.

His direct approach received a warm response from commuters, with many stopping to discuss potential positions.

alfred1 Nigerian Graduate Holds Up Sign Advertising Himself At Train Station And Gets A Job Interview

Alfred, who lives not far from the station, said: ‘I graduated in May and have been applying for jobs ever since, but it’s very difficult at the moment.

‘The only ones that have come up have not really been what I wanted, I’m interested in marketing and advertising.

‘I realised that there are thousands of students out there using the same old methods of applying for jobs online and through recruitment agencies and so I thought I’d try something different.

I got up early and went to the station. At first people just looked at me but after about 10 minutes people starting stopping and talking.

They said they’d never seen anything like it before and were really impressed.

One woman worked in advertising and took a CV and another guy ran back from his train and said he’d walked past but had started thinking and might have something for me.

Alfred added: ‘I’ve already had some phone calls and have got an int erview booked for later today. The support was great, one man even bought me a cup of tea and told me “good luck”.’

Alfred has worked as a waiter while studying and has taken positions as an intern in the music industry in a bid to boost his job prospects.

He asked friends to help him hand out his CVs, but thinks they were put off by the early start.

A photo of him giving his phone number to a passing commuter circulated on Twitter this morning, with website users offering their support.

After seeing the photo, one Twitter user wrote: ‘Good on him for putting himself out there!! Time waits for no man!! Love it!!’

Another added: ‘It’s a good idea. I would’ve hired him into my business straight away if I saw him.’

Olympic medallist Kelly Sotherton retweeted the photo, and motivational speaker Gavin Ingham wrote: ‘He will no doubt get interviews and offers whilst others sit at home moaning. Good on him. - See more at: http://www..ng/2014/08/19/nigerian-graduate-holds-sign-advertising-train-station-gets-job-interview/#sthash.ukYbmM8R.e6sN93Hz.dpuf

source: http://www..ng/2014/08/19/nigerian-graduate-holds-sign-advertising-train-station-gets-job-interview/#sthash.ukYbmM8R.gbpl

source: http://www..ng/2014/08/19/nigerian-graduate-holds-sign-advertising-train-station-gets-job-interview/#sthash.ukYbmM8R.gbpl

ggrin: FFO

hello, this is my monicker

crunchyg: No its not, no Nairaland member has what it takes to marry any of them

OP! do you know the meaning of this yoruba word "Oponu"?

texanomaly: You're welcome

texanomaly: Nice pix

thanks texanomaly

missyhorlah: handsome guy

thanks