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merits:
WHAT AN IRONY OF LIFE?

Do you know that the only tree a monkey cannot climb is the banana tree.

Paradoxically, banana is what monkey likes the most. This implies that anytime banana is found in the hand of a monkey, it is most likely a gift from someone. The question is, why then can't Monkey climb banana tree, but can climb the tallest trees in the forest? Hence, the phrase "Who dash monkey banana?" was coined.

This little analogy is full of divine message to the right thinking human being. In the journey of life, there are several things you like but will never be achieved unless you are given by God Almighty. Therefore, it is not of him that willeth or of him that runneth but of God that showeth Mercy.

May His mercy continue to abide in, and with everyone of us forever.

Good morning, children of God and happy weekend.

🙏

MadamExcellency:
Who no like better thing?

Tinubu will pick Peter Obi's call while putting Shettima's call on hold

Lwkmd😃🤣

MrPoe:
I am a single guy living alone though I have aged parents to take care of.

And I must say that the current situation of hardship in Nigeria have made me to give up.

Currently battling suicidal thoughts.

even the suicide sef no dey easy to commit. Pls don't kill yourself, it's not an option

Allisgud:
If u have a good and understanding woman u will not feel it that much,una go soak Garri with joy drink am with happiness

Only in Nollywood

Atk1nson:
Not to go back, we've been preaching for Nigerians to vote wisely for over 8 years now.

Many lamentations even by people who supposedly have jobs and earn average. The thing reach everybody las las.

Cant even pick calls from Nigeria anymore because situation hook people, any message you cant drop on whatsapp, forget it.

No be only u oh, I don block many people both on WhatsApp and normal call from naija, complain and tasking too much to bear.

Emilokan on the beat, chai! Those days when patrol was 45 naira, military regime come be like say na him better pass.

sharpwriter:
Inner chambers keh? how did he die?

No be lie oh, he was a senior lecturer with a very spacious office, so he demarcated it, that's how he carved out the room and put a bed in it. He too like woman die, he also does sorting specifically for the male students. When he eventually took ill, no hospital could diagnosize what was wrong with him, bloated feet plus swollen face, na so him take go shortly after. We celebrated his death like we won a lottery Lol 🤣

Reminds me of one Randy lecturer in my Dept. those days whose office had an inner room with a bed in it. So infamous for sleeping with students until he met his Waterloo, he died in the most miserable way.

Wainey:
Ikwerre this Ikwerre that.
Until everybody deny you, you won't have sense.
Work on your tribe and you won't be forcing people to be recognized as igbos, they will beg to join you.
But for now, the igbos is the least palatable tribe that people will want to associate with, so stop all these long epistle and get to work, bring back the old Igbo that produced people like Nnamdi Azikwe

The present set of igbos are vile, insultive, feral, wicked, ethnocentric and pompous, Nobody wants to associate with that.

You're a mad man

alanto:
The most foolish tribe in the world

make tribalism no finish u, obidents are in every tribe

Babathanks:
If they introduce sharia now and hijab for ladies for u will be crying foul here. I remember my days in a northern university. We Christian’s rejected all those sharia motives that they wanted to impose on us by the sug governor which is a Muslim. And Christian student associations is very strong in my school self

during my time as an undergrad, UNN precisely 2006-2010, the level of indecent dressing in high institutions wasn't as bad as it is presently, yet my faculty and many others introduced uniforms to cushion the effect, how much more now that social media has polluted every atmosphere of good moral upbringing. U won't believe as a business student those days, I never knew how to knot a Tie until those changes were made regarding dress code. We shouldn't be imitating the west on everything.

Good 👍 other universities should follow suit. The moral decadence in our high institutions these days is nothing to write about. I remember during our own time, we were forced to dress in corporate attire, so a uniform was introduced with that, sanctity was restored.

TimeMachine2:
I know how hurtful this might sound but you ibos simply cannot rule this country.

after reading ur signature, I realized u're one of those vagabonds so no need to take ur matter serious.

JagabanB:
We all know those beating these drums of war, making it about Tinubu without using simple logic that it's ECOWAS and making it topical issues everyday are Obidents.

You're such a deluded fellow, the earlier u stop masturbating on Obi's issue and focus on the prevalent hardship rocking the country, the better for u.

JagabanB:
Nigeria is not fighting a war with Niger, it's ECOWAS vs Niger, u Obidents should never forget this.

Obidents Kee u there, why attribute everything to obidents, shey na only Obi contested the election?

Good for him and the people of Niger

squash47:
if God wills. What's the point of being old and useless? Waiting for people to do things for me. Then causing my children unnecessary stress.

thought I was the only one with this mentality, old age is boring abeg. It baffles me to hear people say "I want to leave long till 120 or more years" I keep asking them to whose detriment, at that age, it's either u're blind, diabetic and unable to use the toilet na person go dey pack ur sh1t, probably all ur teeth has fallen off so u can't chew anything, or ur libido is on the zero level. There's absolutely nothing to enjoy at that age.

smalldivk111:
I hate Igbos

We hate u too, go and die

Gentlesoul2021:
Leave the mumu to be bragging. He think hands are equal. If u clearly look at his life, u won't be surprise the mumu get some sort of connections wic fast track his winnings....

yes oh, or perhaps he had helpers all around him that lifted him so quickly, he now thinks it's same with everyone. People have different stories, so don't be fast to judge or criticize them.

Merry100:
Lol, you are judging a total stranger and comparing yourself to him. The fact that the guy in question has not achieved as much as you have achieved doesn't automatically imply that he is lazy. Mr. man, if you can't help others, let them be; don't contribute to their problem. Sometimes, words can be sharper than swords. Must you comment, he said his friend is on the verge of giving up, and you wrote this. Where is your conscience?

don't mind the bastard, there's an adage that says "those whose palm karnel are cracked for them by a benevolent spirit should not forget to be humble".

Apus:
Very good.

Seems Military regimes is the antidote to demo-crazy in Africa.

They've always preached about democrazy being the best form of government, yet it has little or zero impact on the common man in Africa. For me it is the highest form of aristocracy.
Of what use is a system of government if the will of the people is always manipulated and truncated by select powerful few.

Democracy is not democracy if the institutions (courts, federal character commission, media, INEC, e.t.c) meant to uphold it are in the pocket of these agbada-wearing gluttons.

Africa's type of democracy stinks...tueeh!

It's high time we put this democracy sh1t to an end. It's not helping us in any way.

[quote author=Anny69 post=124705129]Before I opened the thread I knew it happened in the North.

14 year old? [/quoe]no be small thing, see wetin religion cause. Na so e be for most Muslim extremist countries though.

Farthing02:
Mbappe would be dumber than I thought if he refuses this deal…….milk the Arab donkeys for a year then leave free for your dream move to Madrid in a year. Win win for him

after all he's still young, it's a golden opportunity for him to hammer. One year isn't much, he still has a lot to achieve in his career. It's a win win situation

Zulum:
I am always thinking of that, infact I have divorced her once before our parents interfere and brought her back....u know as Muslims you are entitled to three divorce...so remain two now

But my fear is my 3yrs old son....fear of missing him

Oga na lie, na her toto, it seems u can't do away with her puna. Jeez! Like how in the world would u be cohabiting with someone who's always praying for u to die. See u see grave oh.

Lol, una for bring am down to biology particularly reproduction

Omoawoke:
Your make up looks like you are wearing a mask, dude must have been so terrified he had to run away from you.

no be lie, too much make over, looking like that masquerade wey Flavor dey always sing about "ijele"

Nataliace:
My mother wants to live with me as her house rent has expired and my boyfriend too want to live with me...who should I let in?

thought u're a married woman, all this attention seekers sef

My sister doing us proud, Orlu to the world.

Same here,when I was in naija, I so much hate the sound of generators much less using it. See how this guy just ended his life and his family out of ignorance, he could have placed it far from the house. RIP

Vulcan24:
I don't think darkness can kill anyone !
What do u use light for till morning when u can easily open your windows and let breeze blow in. These addiction to I wan use light is crazy! Una wan use light sleep una wan use light watch tv in ur dream ! Forgetting that Carbon monoxide nor dey give warning signs

All d ppl eey dey use gen for my area na curse I dey curse them !
How una go on gen till day break still baffles me! As if sleep n life depends on it
Rubbish!