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And besides what is all this fuss about 234next? The media only made known what Wikileak leaked na! At least we know some lies/truth.
Behind every lies lied there is an element of truth in it sha.

sammirano:
there is noting to be astonish about we all know "PDP" they are birds of the same feathers. I have something to add you the recent bombings in the PDP campaign is just a tip of what is about to befall them all.

hmmm, *thinking* i am suspecting this guy o.

Ew! POLI TICKS! I will always advice my enemies to enter POLI TICKS!!! If u want my candid view abt dis topic, i will say nothing as everything is sheer PROPAGANDA! Nobody ever enters politics without being dirty. Na Only Baba God Sabi whose mind Clean! Bt their is one thing i sure know Dat God will punish the hell out of Nigeria's bad politicians starting from, (fill in the gap)

So because he defaced a poster he has to be transported to Abuja? What if he had thrown his shoe at GEJ? He would probably be in Guatanamo bay by now! Haba! I believe their is more to this than just paper defacing.

As for me o, i will neva deface a poster to express my dislike for someone rather i will tear dem neatly off for:
1) paper machè (as i had to buy a lot of used newspaper for my niece's fine art assignment.
2) if i nid a quick paper and my fone isn't wit me den sharply i tear off one poster nearest to me.
3) i am sh*t pressed and i truly need to obey nature's law without doing it in my pants den i will start tearing off posters on my way to the bush. soothing right? Lol!

Bt seriously, all dose posters are really becoming a threat and nuisance to the environment. I have seen where a whole street light was wrapped in campaign posters! A reflective traffic sign covered with campaign posters.
I don't think this man who have been caught in Lagos as it, WAIT O! Have we asked how the man defaced the poster? With a marker, charcoal or tearing off Gej's face? He may even have been adding feathers to Gej's cap. Walahi! I like 9ja police, they will rather investigate a "paper defacing man " than a solving a bomb blast mystery! Salute to all my 9ja policemen! Any policeman for nairaland sef?

So because he defaced a poster he has to be transported to Abuja? What if he had thrown his shoe at GEJ? He would probably be in Guatanamo bay by now! Haba! I believe their is more to this than just paper defacing.

As for me o, i will neva deface a poster to express my dislike for someone rather i will tear dem neatly off for:
1) paper machè (as i had to buy a lot of used newspaper for my niece's fine art assignment.
2) if i nid a quick paper and my fone isn't wit me den sharply i tear off one poster nearest to me.
3) i am sh*t pressed and i truly need to obey nature's law without doing it in my pants den i will start tearing off posters on my way to the bush. soothing right? Lol!

Bt seriously, all dose posters are really becoming a threat and nuisance to the environment. I have seen where a whole street light was wrapped in campaign posters! A reflective traffic sign covered with campaign posters.
I don't think this man who have been caught in Lagos as it, WAIT O! Have we asked how the man defaced the poster? With a marker, charcoal or tearing off Gej's face? He may even have been adding feathers to Gej's cap. Walahi! I like 9ja police, they will rather investigate a "paper defacing man " than a solving a bomb blast mystery! Salute to all my 9ja policemen! Any policeman for nairaland sef?

Piloeternity:
Hello @all pls i just obtain the jamb form but haven't filled it cos what am still waiting 4 is the OAU list, My question is that when will the registeration close? Pls i need rapid answer, thanks

hey! What are you waiting for? Fill the jamb form sharply my guy if you dont want to stay at UNIVERSITY OF HOME agaim. U av bought d Jamb form, dere is no harm/querry dat u filled d form and later saw ur name on OAU's admission list. What if ur name dere nko?(i dnt pray dt 4 u sha) bt u av to tink of it both ways.
As at last week or so, There were only 3 centre areas left in lagos and i tink i saw somwhere dat says it ends b4 May sha. I'm nt sure as i wasnt d one fillin d form.

owo:
Lagos…. Hmmm…Lagos!!! What a waste of land mass, waterways and resources.

To say the least, it is surprising that it is not the worst city in the World. It is a failure on all fronts;
- Security
- Transportation
- Education
- Industry
- Socials etc

What amazes is that most inhabitants are in denial of the dire need to have a real transformation in this city. It is why they support a political system dominated by Godfathers and the smooth talking representative (Governor) of this corrupt and inefficient cabal.

Have you wondered why no sitting Lagos Governor is ever seen as non-performing? The absolute lack of awareness in this place is terrible and candidly criminal.

Lagos needs roads, trains, water transportation, housing, planning, schools, sewage distribution and everything else that humans require to survive.

Today it is an apology to itself and the world. To see some of the inhabitants gloat in a certain “superiority complex’’ is appalling and indicates that a real reformation of the mind is urgently required.

Which kain talk be dis? It is obvious dat u avnt seen lagos and its people even on T.V! Wt u jst postd dere is arrant , i mean arrant ISỌKUSỌ!
Lagosians as far as i'm concern is the most educated city in Nigeria,if nt Africa! If u want to fool d world,dont try it wit residence of lagos!
Did u say lagos lack socials? Now i knw u are from Namibia! Lagos, d entertainment hup of West Africa! Sing a song and forget to sell it in Lagos by d time dem u av a plantinum abulm and nobody knws u na dat time ur eyes go clear.

Joking apart, lagos is just a mix of good and bad, lemme say 60% good 40%. If u havnt been to Lagos den u dont knw Nigeria. Fullstop!

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Remixin abi na mi Rixin Sunny Nneji's song:
Na wetin she(Rita) go do,my broder e, wey dem no go talk!
DEM TALK!
She no sabi English but she fine
DEM TALK! Dem say na BIMBO!
She sabi English but she no fine
DEM TALK! Dem advise her to do face surgery!
She be grammarian and she fine.
DEM TALK! Dem say she dey form!

Abeg o! Make una free d babe o! Leave her life alone o! Why una kan take am personal like dis? Shebi al na entertainment? Na for una eyes na go see say d babe dey progress 4 life!


Bt make una tel me,'wetin b d motive abi na purpose of dis koko mansion sef?'

i would be grateful if u suggest likely places on which the wires could have been broken. HOPE U KNW I AM TALKING ABOUT A LAPTOP SHA?
OR DO U NID TO SEE THE IMAGE OF THE MOTHERBOARD?

QUOTE:
i have a clevo m54, something. it has been working fine until one day when my sister fell it down from a stool. i switched it one and didnt get any display on the screen, everything seems to work fine. do u know if the caplocks led will display if the that type of problem occurs/ i have tried on external output but no display too.then wen i remove the ram and place it back it works fine but now that wont work. i tried the ram with other system and the ram works. so wat culd be the problem.

ZIM DRIL. DONT U THINK THAT IT IS THE VGA THAT IS HAVING THE PROBLEM? BECAUSE I HAVE TRIED ALL U SUGGESTED BUT STILL THE SAME PROBLEM.

i have a clevo m54, something.  it has been working fine until one day when my sister fell it down from a stool. i switched it one and didnt get any display on the screen, everything seems to work fine. do u know if the caplocks led will display if the that type of problem occurs/ i have tried on external output but no display too.then wen i remove the ram and place it back it works fine but now that wont work. i tried the ram with other system and the ram works. so wat culd be the problem.

Ew! U guys are getting me scared! I jurt secured an I.T job and my job comprises of programming too. How will it be for me to be given a deadline to complete a program and if any error,my new job is at stake!

Phew! U guys shud pls ginger and encourage the poster, u may not know how many lifes/jobs you could encourage/discourage . People like me .

@Poster, pls dont quit o. What makes you think the next job you will get wont be harder than this? Me,i believe you are being "brewed" to get stonger. And Believe me,so people wish they were racking or even cracking their brains programming like u. ABEG B STRONG AND KIP D JOB!

ZIM DRILL:
have you gambled by trying all 3 main OS drivers i.e XP, VISTA,& 7

dont u think that installing on trial and error could cause a mal function on the system?

denzel2009:
My guess is that laptop has Windows XP OS. Try this-

http://laptop-driver..com/2009/10/compaq-presario-cq60-419wm-windows-xp.html

No, it is window vista

Guys, walai! U're doin a grt job. If we av pple like u guys all ova d world den d world wil b a beta place. As in, I can imagine aw u ar putin smiles of faces of computa users. Believe me, electronics hitches n brkdowns ar as furstratin as Hell!

My own problm stil remains dat i nid Drivers for my Compaq presario CQ60 419WM. D LAN isnt drivin, modem,wireless,bluetooth wont work wit it too.
I av gone and downloaded from h.p compaq's website bt it yields no result.
Mayb a universal driver wil work n i wil apreciate 2 get 4rm anyone in house or any one wit a beta solution?

@zim.
I got dat Zim. I tink i've to find anoda wireless hardware.
Wat abt my oda post?

@ZIM. U ar nt replyin me na

FILEBE:
It seems as if i going to need d driver disk for Compaq presario cq60 419wm. D ones i av downloaded doesnt work. PLS ANY ONE WITH COMPAQ PRESARIO CQ60 universal driver?

I also have a system that shut down on restart. I av gone through d properties of "my computer" to change hardware settings, and allowed my network adapters to b O S controlled since i didnt see wake up type option "off". Pls tel me aw to go tru d bios settings to change it.

Zin na, Wetin me go do?

It seems as if i going to need d driver disk for Compaq presario cq60 419wm. D ones i av downloaded doesnt work. PLS ANY ONE WITH COMPAQ PRESARIO CQ60 universal driver?

I also have a system that shut down on restart. I av gone through d properties of "my computer" to change hardware settings, and allowed my network adapters to b O S controlled since i didnt see wake up type option "off". Pls tel me aw to go tru d bios settings to change it.

@ ZIM, i have done that but still the same thing.

@ Zim thanks! i am downloading the drivers now ho[e it works for it. pls, zim,i am currently using CLEVO M550SE which has got its wireless card slot empty( i have opened my system to know that). so i removed an H.P wireless card and fix to mine, The Clevo has got only one wire for the wireless connector while the H.P wireless card has got two slots: the main and the auxiliary. so i assumed the one wire is going to be connected to the main and that is what i did. Now when i toggle the switch button ON it displays the wireless light unlike before that it doesnt display even when switch o.
the problem now is that i dont know what driver to use to get it to work properly or have i done an engineering error using H.P wireless card hardware for Clevo computer?

@zim Drill. Tanx. I got d full name of d compaq, it is Compaq presario CQ60-419WM.
It was last installed with vista O.S using the dvd rom.

Thanks for dis post. A friend of mine has got a problem with his laptop, Compaq presario Cq60 notebook. He formatted the system due to some errors with d O.S. He then loaded it wit Windows Vista again bt this time around almost al the drivers ar missing. D worst part of all is that his internet and modem drivers ar missing too. I tried using my laptop to download for him bt compaq official site seems useless. Pls enlighten me abt how to get this problem fixed. I wud av gone thru d previous posts bt it seems so cumbersome 4 me to read. Wud b gr8ful if u recommend a solution. Tanx

Na una know who young and who don grow white beards for Nairaland.
Abeg make una no kil d fun here o!

I had jst finish calling my niece's husband and knwin fully well dat her wife has given out d info, he decided to REVENGE and dis was wat he said:
She has flair for electronics she knws nothin abt,nt even aw to operate them. He told a story of how she once urged him to buy a paper shredder for home use!

She keeps old pieces of clothes and tells him dat they ar still fashionable.

I found this one hard to blive;
she wil never allow anyone cook for him nt even her sister when at home. He made comments of how he comes home from work before her hungry and how she will start pounding yam!

Also how she has the habit of always reminding him of events or occasions to attend for like 1 month before the event on daily bases.

Wel,for now, my babe seems to address every guy the way she addresses me, calling them pet names she calls me. Even using the "bedroom voice" when on phone. Makes me wonder if she dates all of them.

I called my cousin and she told me this:
her husband pilfers meats and any edibles yet to be cooked in the kitchen that most times she is forced to hide roast fish at the back of the of the freezer.
He likes to tie towel around the house when he is not ready to go out even when there are visitors around. The worst part is that he ties this towel with no form of underwear beneath.
He is no fan of football except when Nigeria plays. He is a freak for news and when ever he sees her watching some fashion shows,she will have to withstand 30 mins sermon of why news is important and essential.

I cudnt help laughin wen she was narratin her ordeal.

ATTENTION: If i am diagonized for a broken rib, All POSTERS ON THIS TOPIC AR RESPONSIBLE.
Ew! Dis topic shudnt die like dis na! At least not after about 20 pages.
Sad dat my spouse and i are nt married yet neither do we liv together bt to keep the topic goin, i wil ask my cousin who got married some months back. I dey kom,

LWKMD! This is the most funniest thread i have ever read since nairaland's advent! I had to stop browsing on my phone when in a commercial bus lest i find my self at the psychiatric home! Got home and passed it to my sister only for her to start complaining of pains on the rips after reading some posts especially the "omu omoge" part!
Big ups to the poster!

i was reading this thred in a commercial vehicle and everyone kept looking at of as if i were mad because i kept laughing reading all the whole posts.
My God! Are this one of the things we have to face when married? Men, ! Marriage must be fun!

JESUS OF GOD( IMO STATE)
GOD'S MENNONITE CHURCH
GUIDED MISSILES GOD CHURCH
JESUS IN THE NOW GLOBAL MINISTRY
HEALING HAS BEGUN MINISTRY
GOD'S OWN MINISTRY
THE TRUE ASSEMBLIES OF GOD CHURCH
JEHOVAH SHARP SHARP (FESTAC, LAGOS)
HURRICANE MIRACLE
HEALING TSUNAMI MINISTRRY
SATAN IN TROUBLE MINISTRY
FIRE FOR FIRE MINISTRY
FIST OF FURY( NTA ROAD P/H)
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE MINISTRY
THE YOKE MUST BROKE MINISTY
FACE TO FACE MINISTRY
JESUS HEAL MINISTRY
ANGEL ON FIRE CHAPEL OF PEACE
LIQUID FIrE MINISTY( SULEJA , NIGER STATE )
BY FIRE BY FIRE MINISTRY
HOLY FIRE OVER FLOW MINISTRIES
DAVID KILLED GOLAITH MINISTRY
HOUSE OF JEHOVAHS PADAWANS ( TRANSAMADII P/H)
JESUS IN HIS MIGHTINESS GLOBAL MINISTRIES
OPM- OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY (P/H)
GOD IN ACTION MINISTRIES
MOVING MOUTAIN GOSPEL CHURCH
MY BROTHER IS A CHRISTAIN CHURCH OF GOD
FELLOWSHIP OF THE WINGS- AJAH (LANGBASA)
POWER FOUNDATION MINISTRIES - ABA
HOLYGHOST ON FIRE MINISTRIES ( ABUJA)
HIGH TENSION MINISTRIES
JESUS NEVER BLEEP UP MNISTRY (BENIN
DEVIL GO HEAR AM JESUS MINISTRY
ACCREDITED CHURCH OF GOD
CHUKWUDI AND SON EVANGELICAL MINISTRY - ABA
POWER PASS POWER CHURCH OF THE MOUNTAIN MINISTRY INCORPORATED
MINISTRY OF NAKED WIRE - BAYELSA STATE
LABORATORY CHURCH OF GOD
GO AND TELL AHAB THAT ELIJAH IS HERE MINISTRIES- BENIN
GOD IS REAL MINISTRY
FIRE BURN FIRE MINISTRIES
JESUS THE LANDLORD, WE THE RELAXING PEW MINISTRY- PORTHARCOURT
HAPPY GO LUCKY CHURCH OF ALMIGHTY GOD IN JESUS NAME AMEN- ABEOKUTA
OLD TIME RELIGION MINISTRY
STRONG HAND OF GOD MINISTRY
BEST SPOT IN THE LAND OF GOD CHURCH - APAPA
TRIGGER HAPPY MINISTRY( MOTTO: ALWAYS FIRING THE DEVIL)
KASABUBU CHURCH OF GOD- IBADAN
JESUS KNOWS HIS CHILDREN MINISTRY - BENIN
SEVEN THUNDERS OF JESUS
PERFECT CHRISTAINITY MINISTRY
ELSHADAI SHALL NOT DIE MINISTRY

I FOUND IT HARD TO BELIEVE THAT THE NAMES OF THESE CHURCHES EXIST UNTIL SOME FRIENDS CONFIRMED SOME NAMES! BELOW ARE THE NAMES:



JESUS OF GOD( IMO STATE)

GOD'S MENNONITE CHURCH

GUIDED MISSILES GOD CHURCH

JESUS IN THE NOW GLOBAL MINISTRY

HEALING HAS BEGUN MINISTRY

GOD'S OWN MINISTRY

THE TRUE ASSEMBLIES OF GOD CHURCH

JEHOVAH SHARP SHARP (FESTAC, LAGOS)

HURRICANE MIRACLE

HEALING TSUNAMI MINISTRRY

SATAN IN TROUBLE MINISTRY

FIRE FOR FIRE MINISTRY

FIST OF FURY( NTA ROAD P/H)

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE MINISTRY

THE YOKE MUST BROKE MINISTRY

FACE TO FACE MINISTRY

JESUS HEAL MINISTRY

ANGEL ON FIRE CHAPEL OF PEACE

LIQUID FIRE MINISTRY( SULEJA , NIGER STATE )

BY FIRE BY FIRE MINISTRY

HOLY FIRE OVER FLOW MINISTRIES

DAVID KILLED GOLIATH MINISTRY

HOUSE OF JEHOVAH'S PADAWANS ( TRANSAMADII P/H)

JESUS IN HIS MIGHTINESS GLOBAL MINISTRIES

OPM- OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY (P/H)

GOD IN ACTION MINISTRIES

MOVING MOUNTAIN GOSPEL CHURCH

MY BROTHER IS A CHRISTAIN CHURCH OF GOD

FELLOWSHIP OF THE WINGS- AJAH (LANGBASA)

POWER FOUNDATION MINISTRIES - ABA

HOLY GHOST ON FIRE MINISTRIES ( ABUJA)

HIGH TENSION MINISTRIES

JESUS NEVER BLEEP UP MINISTRY (BENIN

DEVIL GO HEAR AM JESUS MINISTRY

ACCREDITED CHURCH OF GOD

CHUKWUDI AND SON EVANGELICAL MINISTRY - ABA

POWER PASS POWER CHURCH OF THE MOUNTAIN MINISTRY INCORPORATED

MINISTRY OF NAKED WIRE - BAYELSA STATE

LABORATORY CHURCH OF GOD

GO AND TELL AHAB THAT ELIJAH IS HERE MINISTRIES- BENIN

GOD IS REAL MINISTRY

FIRE BURN FIRE MINISTRIES

JESUS THE LANDLORD, WE THE RELAXING PEW MINISTRY- PORTHARCOURT

HAPPY GO LUCKY CHURCH OF ALMIGHTY GOD IN JESUS NAME AMEN- ABEOKUTA

OLD TIME RELIGION MINISTRY

STRONG HAND OF GOD MINISTRY

BEST SPOT IN THE LAND OF GOD CHURCH - APAPA

TRIGGER HAPPY MINISTRY( MOTTO: ALWAYS FIRING THE DEVIL)

KASABUBU CHURCH OF GOD- IBADAN

JESUS KNOWS HIS CHILDREN MINISTRY - BENIN

SEVEN THUNDERS OF JESUS

PERFECT CHRISTAINITY MINISTRY

ELSHADAI SHALL NOT DIE MINISTRY

@AJANLEKOKO
Pls o! i studied Electrical Engineering too at school and i am about running my I.T programme. i sincerely wouldn't mind if u help me with it, as you have had a lot experience i the field

thanks 4 dis thread. i mst confes it's quite enlightenin! could u heip me wit dis probkm? : i av an e65 whose bluetooth range has gotten short. i av to bring anoda device touchin it b4 any transfer via bluetooth. and also aw can i unlcock my memory card code?