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Helo Baby you look similar. Can we be Freindship?
Walahi! If d babe no gree 4 u, i wana knw y!

Listend to a song on of 9ja's local radio. I realy like d song it's sang my a 9ja female artiste n rememberd seeing the video on Mtv too bt i cant rememba d artiste name. Bt i knw a bit of d lyrics,it goes thus:

Chorus:
shebi u talk say u go take me to ur place
i bin dey ask say me n u go stay for better for worst
when i look inside my heart there is a place i wana be,
Tommorow never come.


Mehn, D song is da bomb! Nice video! Please can anyone with the artiste name? D artiste name and song title. Wil be grateful.

Kobojunkie:
In order to avoid you coming back with responses as silly as the one above is reason why I urged you to go back and make sure you take time to READ what has already been posted on this issue before now.

oya lemme check ur intelligent and witty posts you have been shouting about! arrrgh!

Kobojunkie:
OK . . . so, your suggesting that me, and you, clean up Lagos, Nigeria after paying Government to do exactly that?

that u pay the government means that u should litter the whole strret??

satani23:
You people should have your facts b4 posting or supporting whatever trash the government says at most times.

Nigerians have hardly enjoyed any 'real' dividend of Democracy or let me say any real dividend from their Natural resources or from the government. I say it Boldly that apart from the Likes of papa Jakande and partially Fashola all the past rulers of Lagos state are thieves and criminals including Oyinlola, Marwa, Tinubu etc

The problem has always been with us but if any of the past government in Lagos had tried to emulate/did half of what fashola is trying to do now, Lagos would have become a 'real' MEGA city and the drainage challenges would have been reduced to its barest minimum.

Yes its true that many 'Nigerians' block drainages with refuse. In fact i witnessed one my self, BUT to be realistic, that is just about 20-30% of the problems. The drainage system in Lagos was poorly constructed and needs to be reconstructed and PROPERLY channeled. Most of it were constructed way back b4 the population grew to about 18million. Now its needs to be reconstructed and properly channeled. In VI for instance there are drainages but no place for the water to be channeled to whenever it rains. This i witnessed on Sunday in popular areas such as Adeola odeku, Silver bird galleria side up to mint, federal palace hotel and NTA all in ahmadu bello way, to where we have Eko hotel at Adetokunbo Ademola street. This things cant be done by the citizens except by the government.

I am in the building and construction industry here in Lagos, what ever i post is a fact and not some meaningless and senseless conjectures to aimlessly defend/rebuke the government

Kobojunkie:
Please, if you have not already done it, take a trip to developed countries outside of Africa -- heck America. People, even there do litter the grounds, and drainages do get blocked from time to time especially in populated cities. Try going especially to the ghetto areas on a Friday or Sunday. You will almost think some of these places ought to have be Ajegunle annex by now, but they never do become that, why? Because The Government knows it is ITS DUTY to make sure the sewers,the streets, and drainage is cleared especially when the rains are coming. This is not done because it is some 'fancy' developed thing to do, but because it is the COMMON SENSE thing to do especially considering the cost of handling a flood situation instead.

Stop! Yes it is easy to blame the government, but YES, the Government ought to take the blame because it is ALREADY BEING PAID to do this job. You do not pay someone to do a job and then come back to do that job yourself, do you? The Government already gets paid taxes, billions in taxes for even this. It is time people start demanding returns on their taxes, rather than cooking up the most ridiculous of excuses for their government.

Tomorrow, the Government road team is coming out to sweep out streets --- they do this here at least once a month when the rainy season is here to ensure the gutters and drains are kept free of debris that could potentially block them. Ask your government why e dey pay people millions each month to clean Lagos but Lagos remains as clogged as it is, even after 12 years of this so called exercise. Something is not happening, and the ONLY WAY to make it start happening, is if Government gets to work.

This disaster is going to cost this state Billions of dollars -- money that could have been used to fix the problem in the first place and spared the state from all this heart ache and loss. The state looses billions each year to these AVOIDABLE disasters. People, once again, have to spend money fixing up their houses for yet another year, probably only for the same to occur again next year, and the year after  .  . . .  There is absolutely no one else to blame but the state.

at least you know we are partially the cause of this and not only the government abi? so? why dont we solve ours first before shouting about the government incompetency ! haba! is is not when your own house is clean that you can preach about dirtyness and it's effects?


it begins with us jor!

Fashola has nothing to do with it! why blame the government for our own ignorance? ehn? typical of Nigerians to always point accusing fingers at the government for all the whole problems!

than u so much! oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

u chop biscuit, throway the wrapper for ground, u drink bottled water u throway am fiam commot from ur car! u  buy pure water, u drink am finish u throway the non biodegradable  sachet ontop the main road, u no send abi? evert time dem go dey shout fro media! dispose refuse properly! dont throway dutty for grown! mba! DENM NO GO HEAR WORD!
FASHOLA IS WORKING LAGOSIANS ARE STUBBORN!

serious, at my area, where they are constructing that 8 lane road,the drainages were so deep that i was afraid that an adult may fall inside and he wont be able to come out! they had barely finish constructing the drainages when i started seeing refuse pilling up dere, most of which are pure water sachet,cans, plastics etc! that was wen i truly knew that we are the cause of our own disasters!  God help Lagos,God help Nigeria!

AATECH. how far? i need an acer aspire 3620 parts as follows. pls list their respective prices;
the two hinges

the batery( fairly used and new ones)

an IDE hard disk ( 80g).

Thanks that is all.

Donlittle:
my prick,m it is so fast, u dnt need to buy credit, all it need is a go, it will do the work, for the rest of the day

ogo di e! must u always say rubbish every time? if u have got notin to say just shut your mouth! haba! mtscheeeew!!!

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my prick,m it is so fast, u dnt need to buy credit, all it need is a go, it will do the work, for the rest of the day     

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Yours sincerely"
Donlittle
[quote][/quote] ogo di e! must u always say rubbish every time? if u have got notin to say just shut ur mouth! haba! mtscheeeew!!!

Ooga o! I don read every post, The thread don tire me sef! People no wan gree for theirselves. Some say na Bigotry,Hatred,Jaundice eyes,superiority complex,inferiority complex,ignorance, whatever. But i think i can deduce that some people are misinformed,brainwashed,selfish and believe in their tribes than the other. As if it were a mistake you are a Nigerian. Trust me when i say that Islam does not preach Violence. The name Islam means Peace. Som evil people just do things in order to tarnish religions. RELIGION is different from CULTURE. It is some people's nature to be easily annoyed while it is some to be overbearing. The existence of both in an environment is called co-habitation. 'We have diverse culture and ethnicity' so? What has happened to the slogan: unity in diversity? We should learn to be tolerant of one another. Beats me that some of us dont know how the world be if only one tribe(your tribe) existed. Mehn, D world go dry pass my grandfather bald head! Everything in this world is created for a reason. I find it weird that we wouldn't have known light without darkness, Peace without war, good without bad, and even law without crime. Isn't that kind of creepy? But it's the truth.
The Igbos,Yorubas and Hausas couldn't have existed anywhere in the world other than my beloved country,Nigeria. If you think otherwise then try finding another suitable part of the body to place your nose if not your face!
Who says Nigeria will divide? Who says? Beleive it or not Nigeria will never divide. I can bet my life on that! Truly truly some people may be misinformed maybe it's our duty to enlighten them (that's if we are informed too o). My fellow Nigerian brothers and sisters please let peace reign in our country Nigeria,lets treat issues with understanding and not violence. Together we shall make this country better and the best. Thank you,
* gatherin my write-ups,rubbin my sweaty palms on my pants and walkin off the podium like someone who had jst given a Martin Lutherking's speech *

Odunnu:
Haba 13volt, you are spicing things up now.
The north actually exhibit more homosexual relationships. Its only in the north i've seen Dan daudus(homosexuals) stand in dark alleys and streets like female p.r0stitutes.

Odunnu! Ar u serious? Mehn, dat sulks! Mayb u shuld tell us d state too.

Odunnu:
Haba 13volt, you are spicing things up now.
The north actually exhibit more homosexual relationships. Its only in the north i've seen Dan daudus(homosexuals) stand in dark alleys and streets like female p.r0stitutes.

Odunnu! Ar u serious? Mehn, dat sulks! Mayb u shuld tell us d state too.

Princek12:
Me_Aboki

Who do you think you are deceiving? The North has made this a religious issue, and you are speaking to someone who has traveled to the North many times. The North is feeling threatened about the power shift to the south, and they don't like it.

Prior to the election, the mosques in the North were even handing pamphlets saying that Muslims should not vote for Jonathan because he is a Christian, and that no Muslim should ever vote for a Christian.

Illiteracy has many definitions, one of which is a person who has not achieved a basic education, which in Nigeria is graduating from secondary school and obtaining your SSCE or its equivalent.  


If this was not about religion, why did the almajiris in the North even burn churches at all? Why didn't they direct their attacks at only PDP installations, regardless of whether the attacks on PDP predominated over the attacks on churches. Why even burn one single church?

This is not business as usual. And a free and fair election will show whether the North and South can co-exist. We are tired of Northerners who have messed up our country for 38 years out of 50 years. You tell me, what have your Northern brethren achieved for Nigeria by ruling us for 38/50 years? Uhn!

Mouques were also being burnt!

igbo boy:
Egbon i know say half of yoruba be muslim and so it would be less likely for you guys to buy the "religion thing", I have read that book over and over again but like you said it is not a religious thread so let me hold my peace (cos the followers are nothing to emulate talkless of the characters in the book),

But its cool

Den if you have read d book as u claim(i doubt it nyway), And u see nowhere writen,"there religion(non muslims) is there religion(non muslims)", "Allah makes whom(non-muslims) he wills to understand(Islam)" and u see where it is written not to argue with d non-muslims so as not to cause violence, and you stil blive dat d religion endorses violence? Permit me to bring dis in: In the Hadith(d book of d teachins n doin of Muhammed). Wich u claim to have read too. Was there nowhere writen dat the christains allowd him in theí town to seek when he was runin from the idolators? Was the woman who was partially responsible for his death ordered to be killed by him? THERE ARE MANY MORE IN THOSE BOOKS THAN YOU PROCLAIM TO HAVE READ. Mayb u read the books bt u didnt read them to undstnd or u were jst skiming tru pages and lookin for the word "kill"
D religion is neva part of the violence. Mayb u shud google wat schorlars, historians and erudites documentd abt d man d muslims follows.

Buyin a newspaper today,i had a "peaceful arguement" wit an hausa man and concluded it sayin,"my brother.Nigeria wil b great" i had barely finishd the word when the Hausa man said,"my frnd,i'm nt ur brother!". Do u knw me? Do u knw my name? I'm not your brother!, I had to comoted from there b4 i bcom history o.

jakigaga:
because we had previous experience with pfizer and their drug testing.we had seen the effects so whatever anybody said on radio was pointless.

like you guys are one way traffic people. Once and ever will it be that way?

igbo boy:
your reasoning is flawed, infacts it makes more sense being 70% muslim that Niger republice should be free from violence since most likely their leaders will all be  muhammedist and no an infidel, But in Nigeria where these hausa muslims have labeled it haram for a non muslim to rule them (*which i cant blame them since their koran and sharia has concuirred with this reasoning*), it is very much a religious and ethnic problem

Oga! U may be right about the ethnicity tin but u ar sure wrong abt d religion tin. My God! Ar u frm earth or wat? Wat's mohammedist? And wat does the Quran says dat u knw? It's obvious that u know nothin abt the Book itsef! There is not a place where d book "endorses" violence! If the teachings of the book ar practised al over the world den there wnt b anytin like violence! Dis is not abt religious thread i wud av orderd u to go read the Quran and go read d ways and teachings of the man the muslims follows and u'll tell me if it conforms wit wateva u ar imposing here. Ar muslims not in Lagos? Or is it EZE GOES TO SCHOOL they read as their own Quran? Pls go ENLIGHTEN ursef jor!

@poster. U should not be ashamed of who ever you are or where you come from. You are not an Hausa by chance neither am i a Yoruba by chance nor Chukwudi an Igbo by chance too. Walahi, i don't understand the Hausas or Fulani o. I remembered the Ketu fight in lagos some years ago. The hausa guard was the one that killed his owner! These Hausas i observe follow whoever they think knows better than them hook,line and sinker. They will prefer to suffer,impoverish themselves just to have one of them at the top. Not minding if the person remembers them or not. I believe they view themselves as better than other tribes or what do you think?

jakigaga:
I dont feel ashamed to be called a hausaman or cattle rearer or aboki or mallam,am also not ashamed of my religion.i dont like the violence but what do you think would happen if you have millions of unemployed and a few elite with money to throw around.they had it coming for years.change was need and i think this election served as the catalyst.it is time for them to act and save the future of their children.40yrs and we have nothing to show for it except a greedy elite.maybe now we can have trained teachers for our children,health care and housing for our people.our leaders will now sit up knowing that the monsters that they have created will surely consume them someday.

and is there no other way to express this other than violence?

dragnet:
Corrupt firmware, upgrade or reload current

please could you give me a step by step guide on how i could do that ?

Gud day! I've dis nokia phone, supernova 7210 phone. I think it is virus infectd. At first i could see some of my mesages,When playin music via media player, d music somtimes scratches (unusual). It neva botherd me much until files were bein deleted! Even the phone's protectd themes,games n al my apps! I tot dat was a minor issue as i wil download more softwares. Bt i was doomed when i cant play music via media player, it says,"not enough memory" even radio too. Tried updating software, it says,"software updater not found". I knw d phone's problem bt i jst cant find a solution. Any help 4rm d house? Encounterd sch problm? Aw did u solve it? Pls fil me in.

25omega:
why not just remove the old inbox on your phone and re-add it from scratch?

the only difference is that when i check my list of hardwares from "my computer" i get this exclamation(!) mark on my network adapters. i bought a c.d full of drivers. i tried deleting the other ones to install the new ones but they wouldnt remove. okay, i tried updating but it wouldnt update too.

Right now i'm on the queue. Accreditatioon started at 10:00am and ended at 12:22pm . Voting started at 12:30 and before i could say 'vote' the queue had stretched to the next street.
Everybody is dead serious about this. Even an old man (shaking and all) is standing in the hot sun. The party agents were trying to act funny at first but trust Lagosians. 'You dey mad? Comot for road! Abi ori e okpe!'
Before the elections some guys had already walked up to i and my friend and whispered 'na broom oh' and 'na umbrella oh'.
I'm not able to use my laptop i'm typing with phone UNDER THIS HORRIFYING SUN. Anybody who tries to rig this election after all our sufferings will die a horrible death!

I CANT BROWSE USING MY MODEM. WHENEVER I TRY CONNECTING. I GET THIS REPORT THAT COMPUTER CANNOT CONNECT TO MODEM. I INSTINCTIVELY WENT TO "MY COMPUTER" AND CHECKED MY DRIVERS.  I COULDN'T HELP BUT GET AMAZED AT HOW  MANY  EXCLAMATION MARKS "!" I SAW ON MY NETWORK ADAPTERS. I TRIED UNINSTALLING AND INSTALLING THEM BUT IT WONT EVEN UNINSTALL. SCANS FOR HARDWARE CHANGES AND I TRIED UPDATING FROM A CD.ROM BUT IT TELL ME IT CANT UPDATE TOO EVEN WHEN IT HAS FOUND THE DRIVER.
PLS WAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO?

Jor o! Why are all of you complaining and ranting sef? Was something similar to this not made during Obama's campaign? Abi una don forget Obama shoe,Obama clothes,Obama hairstyle etc? Awon eyan mi, make i no lie for u,all dis na campaign strategies. Wait till ur sons and daughters start screamin,"i want Goodlucki busicuiti !" thereby making  Goodluck Elebe, sorry Ebele more popular than his fellow counterpart.
Ew! Wat a political campaign strategy. U'll soon see Goodluck Adoyo, Goodluck Condense,Goodluck Pito,Goodluck Bolom Bolom(balloon) etc and dont be surprise if Goodluck becomes a brandname.
I just got a Goodluck 19" TV sha!

March 13, 2011
News
* Bakare flays action
By OLA AJAYI & DAPO AKINREFON
Governor Adebayo Alao-Akala of Oyo
State has ordered the stoppage of the
rally by the presidential candidate of the
Congress for Progressive Change (CPC),
Major-General Muhammadu Buhari (rtd),
scheduled for tomorrow at the ancient
Mapo Hall, Ibadan.
The order was informed by the
proposed visit of the first lady, Dame
Patience Goodluck Jonathan on Tuesday.
The action drew instant condemnation
from the CPC vice presidential candidate,
Pastor Tunde Bakare, who claimed it
amounted to stiffling of the opposition
by
the ruling Peoples Democratic Party
(PDP).
Alao-Akala was said to have given
security reasons for his action, alleging
that the CPC changed its plan without
carrying him along and that the inability
of the party to use Mapo Hall should not
be blamed on him but the party.
Mr. Adebayo Shittu, governorship
candidate of the CPC in Oyo State, said
his party had paid for the venue more
than two weeks ago, but the state
government
had allegedly given an instruction to the
management of Mapo Hall that the party
should not be allowed to use the venue.
He said, “It is quite unfortunate what is
happening in this country that the
opposition is being muzzled by the
government in power. We all know that
nobody
was elected into the position of the first
lady, yet the instrument of the state is
being used to deny somebody of the
calibre of Gen. Buhari the opportunity to
tell the people of the South-West what he
has in stock for them ”.
He added that like a drowning person,
the PDP was doing that because it knew
it had already failed in Oyo State.
Alao-Akala, however, cleared the air on
his action through Prince Dotun Oyelade,
his Special Adviser on Public
Communication, saying, “It is also untrue
that Oyo
government has denied the Congress for
Progressive Change presidential
candidate the use of Mapo Hall ”.
He explained that CPC wrote that it would
pay a courtesy call on the governor, on
Monday, March 7 and he replied that he
was in the thick of his electioneering
campaign; so he couldn ’t receive him.
“When CPC suddenly changed its
campaign to next Monday (tomorrow), it
should have the courtesy of notifying
appropriate authority which, in any case,
had
allocated Mapo to the First Lady, Mrs.
Jonathan, who is on state visit Tuesday.
CPC should blame itself for the
embarrassing lapse, ” Alao-Akala stated.
Fielding questions from journalists in
Lagos, yesterday, Bakare berated Oyo
State government for frustrating the
efforts of the CPC south west campaign
because of the wife of the president, by
taking possession of Mapo Hall, Ibadan.
He explained that the CPC was supposed
to make use of the hall on Tuesday for
its rally, having paid for the hall, while
the President ’s wife is billed to
host PDP women at the venue on
Wednesday.
The CPC vice presidential candidate said,
“ They cannot stop us from holding our
rally at Mapo. I’m marching there, not in
agbada, but in jeans to tell them that
they cannot prevent us from holding our
campaign in Mapo Hall. ”
While reacting to the allegation by the
PDP that his party instigated violence in
some states, he absolved his party of
being involved in any act of violence.
His words: “Is CPC responsible for the
violence in Bayelsa? Was CPC responsible
for the stampede in Port Harcourt where
a lot of people died as a result of the
overzealousness of security agents? God
helped them that they have not come
face to face with the revenge and revolt
of the poor. I am an eye witness to
history.
From Abuja to Maiduguri, it’s one hour
twenty minutes. The governor of Borno
State withdrew all the buses that were
meant to welcome us. The people
trekked,
they ran, they came on Okada. From the
airport, it took us four hours to get to
the palace of the Shehu of Borno, these
people you call violent did not cause
any disturbance at the palace, but they
cannot stop anything called PDP. As far
as we are concerned, we are preaching
peace, but the people are exhibiting
against PDP.”
On the perceived deadlock between ACN
and CPC on alliance talks ahead of the
April polls, he said the talks are on going.
Source: www.vanguardngr.com/2011/03/akala-stops-buhari’s-rally-for-jonathan’s-wife/

@poster. Can u pls tel me d benefits of using glo?
I had start using my glo line when they started charging 10naira for 1min international call to U.S. Walahi, i was happy n was considering buyin anoda fone to house d glo sim permanently. Only 4 me to call 2day and i had barely talkd for 4 mins when disconectd for "insuficient balance". 160 naira finish jst like dat? Sharply,i cald d customer care only for the lady to be proud to tell me they charge 39naira/min 4 international cal. Ew! Wetin! Na China i call? I had to remind her dat i calld a U.S numba,d lady insistd.
Glo is an old man's network! The only thing they knw aw to do is shout: "Akpanu Akpanu! End of discussion! Any yagayaga!" Over the media. Mtcheeeeew jagajaga old man line!

mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]This man is talking nonsense, doesn't surprise me one bit!

Nigerian politics has alwats been tainted with election riggings and other bad things and yet nothing serious has been done about it.

How then can we believe something different would happen now?[/color]

Mama gee! Mama gee! Haba! Wht has hapend to the word "CHANGE"? It is until Obama say CHANGE b4 we know we have to change our country 4 gud?
P.S i used Obama becos it apparently seems we believe in his own CHANGE dan our OWN.

*clapping my hands,laughing* Comrade Adam Oshiomole? I want to believe dat our comrade is lettin his vent out as he knows what he saw before becoming a governor. Bt people,wait o! Let's give this a rethink o. Anyone who rigs an election doesnt want any good for the country. He will rig the election,get the power and den worsen Nigeria's condition thereby killing millions of Nigerian. Is that not murder too? Okay, look at the past years of a party rulling Nigeria, of what good had they done to the country? Rather we hear fighting and killings of people here and there. Maybe Our Comrade Oshiomole was probably thinking abt this when he said this to save Nigeria from future troubles.

Lol! Bt wait o! Was Oshiomole ever in d military?

Hmmn. Whiz Kid of a boy, Some of u ar sayin d guy is mad for driving "to gun point". Pls may i ask u dis: Is dere anyone who wud see somtin like death and wont avoid it? And wat is it abt 9ja celebs and car theft? So for u to enter d 9ja celebrity HALL OF FAME u must av goten ur car stolen at least once in ur lifetime? Wt kind of criteria is dat?
For goodnes sake let's b human na. Some of us here ar just too envious of d "small boy's" fame and attributes. If it had been U, wud u av loved all dose comments? Pls let's do UNTO DOSE WAT WE WIL DO FOR OURSELVES. Abeg, 9jarians!

Whiz Kid abeg dont wory,even though my babe may have a crush on u i stil like u. It's nt ur fault dat u fine na. Abi i no see am talk?