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see? when they will warn our youths not to have anyhow hair cut ... they will say we are old school. u see? see that hairstyle that Eze has that is causing us penalty . Una see? issoraite

Eazi ! come and carry your people o!

see as this people wan give Ghana mouth now . ha! damn! see those Ghanains dey chew chew gum sef dey look camera . if i slap that black one ehn

what kind of game is this? These Nigerian playes seems to have taken some kind of draw soup before this match . see as they are drawing up and down

WIZGUY69:
Babe... since I joined Nairaland 12 years ago... I have never sent a female a PM.. but after viewing your pic... I want to break the rule... can I?

wizzy boy .. make we dance... Daddy ... mo we dance! Na so. u dey check profile picture before u comment . Na so . Oga Toaster

Nukualofa:
The only picture that made a mess of all other pictures here.



I will love my little baby forever

Dude! the picture is real but the story written for it is fake! complete fake!. here is the photographer's facebook page https://www.facebook.com/gepardi/posts/10212438608579521

Most times we just copy and paste stories without confirming. I knew this story is too good to be true.

Everything on YouTube now. I just don't like it when we have to watch these things on YouTube. In Nigeria now, people are rushing to be the next Linda Ikeji hereby churning out anything to make you click a page. Some of these things posted on YouTube happens everyday elsewhere but bloggers will always make it look like a Nigerian thing in the eyes of the foreigners.

Srx will not kill us finish

Isomerizm:
How do I troubleshoot the battery's malady. It still won't charge beyond 76%. And it drains four times as fast as before.

you should try to remember what u did before the battery started giving you this issue. Maybe you installed a program or did a bios upgrade. Or do a system format
I would not want to jump into conclusion that the battery is bad. To be sure of the battery being a problem, remove and insert into another system and see its performance. It's likely a battery problem.
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Felixalex:
sex sells Na, u never hear am before? But on a more serious note, our youths are lazy, always blaming the government and economy.... Trump said African men are only good at eating, sleeping and having sex... Guess he is correct

before nko? He is right. do u wonder why there is increase in the sales of sex enhancement medicine in Nigeria? Every guy wants to boast of how long he last on bed.

Topics like this will not be more than two pages. If it were sex Vaseline related topics now... U will see boys and girls carrying the matter into 54 pages.

is this how happy the mod is that he has to pushed this to front page twice? well, whatever will make Nigeria a better place , pls let us continue doing them. One Nigeria

Africa ! see una life. It is like saying that Africa's road can never be good again so that is why they will are building cars for us . Rather than the govt to find ways to make roads motoroable. It is alright Jare, the producers of the cars. Nice one! You guys are trying to solve a problem. Great

Mama Africa! Just wake up and give your children a dirty resetting slap.

Nigerians and Awoof ehnn! which one is how are we preparing for the free data day? Na pilgrimage abi na exam wey we suppose prepare for? O.p see your mouth like Free Data . Na people lie you go dey vex for 7 days unto say u no chop rice for ur friend party.

LorDBolton:
Abi o my brother , we really in a pitiful country where different regions blame either lagos or Abuja for their problems.

I smile when I see such competitions cos I gladens my heart , we don't need large wasteful spending (called prize money) to lure foreign athletes , let's put good prize money to be earned by Nigerians n Africans sef

If we had a REAL swimming federation I expect an open swimming league , we have lagos ondo , ogun (sw) with large rivers , niger anambra benue dey there sef bayelsa rivers etc

From there swimming clubs can be formed and Gbam we got less idle youths , national icons n peeps younger ones can grow up aspiring to become , communities proving their superiority over others via sports not violence ...

Gimme ANY national/state sports federation to run and let's see whether it won't become a nationally recognized sport , even our football still not growing thanks to useless administrators .

I still respect uzor Kalu cos of enyimba (pardon my digression)

Correct! Glad to know their are people who think same way too. We should always encourage our own. If we don't, nobody will. I am glad to see how our NPL is picking up, slowly as it may seem, it is advancing. Open swimming is one nice initiative. Imagine the an Illaje competing with someone from Rivers. Sweet it will be!

nazzyon:
Thanks to all those present at the competition yesterday

You can see more updates here on our pages:

www.facebook.com/LOWSCNG

www.twitter.com/liopenwaterswim

When next it is about to take place, pls create more awareness. We will like to come watch even if we can't swim well. I pray i hope it becomes a major event. Kudos to the organisers.

Nice. Lagos just keeps setting the pace. Government should consider events like this. All of us know about Tour de France, London boat race and the likes. These are events residents look forward to watch or partake in. Things like this are part of nation building. Benefits :
It will attract tourist
It will reduce the numbers of touts around as some of them will get busy training to be first.
Residents will always look forward to catching fun hereby making them happy. A happy country is a good country
Sponsors will come to build infrastructure
Source of revenue for the government
Source of revenue for the traders aroumd such events
Ideas and motivations will be gotten from such events.

seunmohmoh:
where is d news......rubbish frontpage

When you grow up, you will understand. Face your studies now and don't let any giu deceive you. You hear?

Who doesn't want one Nigerian is not a good person! I am sure someone understands what i am saying in relation to this topic.

geezy3:
do you have an idea on how much it will cost?

Bad as e bad gan is not more than 8k. Let us say 5,6,7,8k sha. It is people i know at computer village that does it.

I hate it when ladies pose with there backside towards the camera. What does that tell us?

geezy3:
check d next page, iv uploaded pictures

Asus? It won't be easy to get what u r looking for but i am sure it can be worked on n made presentable.

geezy3:
i can't see the model, d screen casing is fine, it's only the keyboard casing, d below hinge that's broken, i plastic,so i wanto change it, pls do you have an idea on the price

prices ranges from models to models. You could snap your laptop let me see. Also, if their is something that can be done like "working it" rather than buy the whole casing, i will know. plss send a picture

geezy3:
Pls how much does it cost to get a new laptop case, pls reply asap, I don't want to spend dis money on something else

what is the brand of the laptop and its model. Price of a casing depends on how popular the laptop is.

Isomerizm:
Thanks bro. But aren't there aternative solutions?

Use your the failing hardisk as an external hard disk by buying an external hard disk adapter. Buy a new hard disk for your system . Nothing to do about the failing hard disk other than replace it.

zimbabwe again? is Zimbabwe the new Kenya/?

imagine me from Nigeria dey shade Zimbaabwe and Kenya untop matters like this. lol. Nigeria must be great! lol

mangala14:
Hello Sir, I have an issue with my laptop. It's Hp 15 pavilion core i3, 6gb Ram. I discovered a small black dent or patch on the screen which is spreading every day.
Is there any app that can be used to remove the dark patch or do I need to replace the screen?

Scree replacement. It is a hardware problem not a software problem. My guess is that you closed the lid while having a small object in between.

lapazi:
hello how can i fix a faulty laptop keyboard, some of the buttons dont work, thanks

I will suggest you buy a new keyboard. Have tons of keyboards like that. We don't repair it we just replace it.

gabbysegzy:
Pls, what can l do to my laptop keyboard. one key is pressing itself, and it does not allow me to do anything on system.

Try ti to raise that particular key up with your finger nail. else consider replacing your keyboard

ultimate77:
It wasn't working befor I formated, I actually thought it was tge driver that was missing so I formated and drives again. My engineer said it should be the VGA port. I'm just dumping it.

Okay. Rather than dump it. Sell it, stating it's problem to the buyer.

ultimate77:
Bro can u help me please, my computer has refused to recognise VGA cable when I connect to projector. It doesn't even show signal. Ive reinstalled window and drived it but still not working. Its HP core i3.please do u know what else I can do.

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Was it working fine before u formatted? If yes. Try the following
1. When connected to the projector. Hold down Fn key while you press any of the following keys F1,F4,F5, F4,F8 (depending on ur computer). it's likely F4 for urs.
2. Update your display drivers.
3. If it detects another monitor, it may be that you just need to go into the display properties and enable it. --> Right click on the desktop background and select "Personalize" --> Then on the bottom let select "Display" then "Change Display Settings". Are there two displays shown? There is an option pull down that says "Multiple Displays" try that