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Too much useless replies here. If you have got no usefull comments or replies, shouldn't you just hush and let the people with helpfull solutions talk? It's okay to reprimand the Op but what has been done has been done and the OP needs your help.0
A wiseman will say,"do not make a joke out of people's predicament, yours is soon to come."

Urine:
Ok, let's make things easier. I will follow you, do the same and it will be easy to send messages.

just did. I sent a message.

Urine:
Already replied.

I can't seem to see anything here. Is it in my e-mail or where did u reply to?

Urine:
Sure thing, fire me a PM.

If the PM you meant is the nairaland email thingy then i just shot you one!

Booyakasha:
yeah

i have done that

Booyakasha:
I don't do twitter, mail me...

via Nairaland?

Henry240:
It is called a ghillie suite. It is used by military snipers, and is a standard military camouflage.

Ghillie Suit. The O.P obviously isn't a gamer. I learned that from Call Of Duty.

Urine:
If this makes front page, I will trek from Lagos to Abuja in support of Olisa Metuh.

may we have a chat outside Nairaland. Pls' it's computer related.

Booyakasha:
LIKE IF YOU THINK THEY'RE ONLY TWO UNIVERSITIES IN NIGERIA
1. UI
2. OTHERS

May i request for your twitter handle or something i could use to get to you? I think i might need you on a project.

geesilver:
thats smart of u

lol. Thanks. One has to be smart to survive in this world.

I woke up this morning to see this text message on my phone:

Dear Customer, Due to our sytems upgrade your atm card has just been deactivated , to reactivate, kindly call customer care , Mr John Edward on 08138637127.

Immediately i saw this, i just laughed and cursed the sender silently. I couldn't help but imagine how some people could fall into something like this. I called the number, played along with him and he started asking for my serial number on the atm and the 3 digits at the back of it. He didn't wait for me to insult his generations before he hung up.
Pls, i am using this to alert the public on the new tactic they are using. DO NOT GIVE OUT YOUR ATM DETAILS TO ANYONE!


I have the recorded conversation on my phone for some of my Nairalanders who like things like this.

bigneorapz:
@Op . . .mine is "EMPIRE"
today's makes the 38th time of watchin both seasons. . .i even know all the songs and lyrics off hand. .so u can imagin. These days i act like lyon while my sister acts like cookie. .we empire ourselves

who is Jamal? Lol.
On a serious note. Are we seeing what the western world are doing? They are subtly make us accept Homosexuality with their movies and series. The gays are always the good guys.

kawkab:
Nice collection. For.

- The Godfather
- Scent of a woman
- Carlitos way
- No country for Old men
- Onegin
- The Green mile
- There will be blood.
- the Last of the Mohicans
- Apocalypto.
- The Patriot
- Braveheart
- The Ghost and the darkness
- Atonement.
- 300
- Troy

I will never get tired of watching the above movies over and over again

wow! The ghost and the darkness. I remember that movie. It is not about that serial killer that is a Lion? That movie is epic!
What about :
the gods must be crazy?

aolumaxi:
24, jack bauer

though the O.P said movies not series. 24 is actually one of my best series. Bing Bang theory is number 1 for me.
The movies i watch more than once were:
lord of the rings
hobbit
the good, the bad and the ugly.
cartoons/ animations(i never get tired of watching them over and over again)

lordsharks:
The good, the bad & the ugly

i have the soundtrack. If you like i can send it to you.

Deivid10:
MORALS: weeks after calling our beloved Nigerians Animals in the zoo.... you end up Remorsefully in a cage inside your said Zoo. lol



for the record: I am a Nigerian from Abia State, our problems are our very own leaders and not Northeners, southern or western states.

I still remember ex Gov T.A. Orji, in his bid for 2nd term his slogan then was "Liberating Abians" ( i hear some1 saying: another scam indeed). Who was he gonna liberate them from abeg

I asked some1 claiming bihafra(don't mind my spelling), if actualized, is it not the very same leaders you having now that are gonna lead? he said: " No, the U.N will, that they have agreed with us10years leadership but we won't let it get to that, once we re developed, we are cutting off too"
then I asked him (with a big smile on his ignorance), where is the freedom? you have not gotten into the contract yet you are trying to default already.

10years hmmmmmm!

was it not in the same said zoo Akwa Ibom state became an "amusement park"?

Dearly Beloved, I am really sorry I took you time, just wanted to lift this burden off me. It is my desire that we prosper, even through this trying times
#ONENIGERIA

i sweer to God! With people like you.... I have hope in Nigerian. GOD BLESS YOU Bro. I am yoruba and i won't be one happy to see my igbo friends leave. We are all humans na

calliope:
seriously your question got me thinking.....
And yet I can't fathom an answer
Smiles

yes Calliope. It one question that needs serious thinking but the answer isn't far fetched. You know? You alone can.

calliope:
this is a trick question...... Lmao

i'm sure you knw why i asked that question. Just like the question, the answer you give will help you decide on what to do. Calliope! Calliope.
I seem to like the name , Calliope. Sounds like the name i will give disney princess. ;-)


calliope! Calyhope. Lol

uchennaq:
[size=20pt]STOP BLABBING MY FRIEND. HOW MANY NAIJA SONG IS NOT RUBBISH? WHAT IS CHOP MY MONEY?, WHAT IS EVEN DOROBUCCI, DOROMEGA, DOROSUPER, WHAT IS LIMPOPO?, WHAT IS SHOKI THAT EVERYBODY IS SINGING AND DANCING(EVEN YOU), GUY PLEASE GIVE YOURSELF SHORT STOOL IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.[/size]

ode! Mumu. I will rather listen to those songs than listen to lewd and suggestive songs that i can't play infront of my kids or elderly ones.
I know i dignified your "quoting me" with a reply next time....i will .....

Oracles:
I want to use this medium to reach to as many that will heed. It is high time we place 'these' folks rightly where they belong. Although not scientifically proven, the moral decadence in the society today is correlated to their output. What has happened to the good old days of inspiring tunes? How have we suddenly began to celebrate indecency. Is this the mentoring we are setting up for the next generation? Pls let's think and get out values right on track. It is time to celebrate scholarly invention, You are I, will become great minds again. Think 'fan' It is time to put your own name also in gold, be in the spotlight for doing well for your self and nation. I look forward to being the first African to win the Noble Prize in Physiology/Medicine. What about you?

May God bless you for this piece. But unfortunately, they wont heed. Bad thing dey sweet to do pass good thing.

The "f" is : aunty chidinma onidi nla....?

uchennaq:
[size=20pt]IGNORANCE IS A DISEASE[/size]

[size=20pt]Is is very simple to identify the artist that deserve the 'Next Rated' award.
(1) The award is ''NEXT RATED''

(2) There is a significant difference between ''RATE and CONTENT''

(3) Do you know the meaning of ''Next Rated'' in the music industry? Do you know the criteria?


NEXT RATED: More hits, more air play, ( Radio/Tv,Club, Streets) Dancing to, Street appeal, C.Platform, Delievery, e.t.c


Reekado Banks- 45%
Lil Kesh------------95%


Forget sentiment! I don't like Lil Kesh. Don Jazzy just mess and exposed himself that he's the one that got problems and not D'banj and Wande Coal. Wande Coal just followed Olamide on twitter and Wande Coal tweeted ''Lol, Just passing through'' , meaning is ''I NO TELL YOU?, ATTITUDE NA SMOKE HE GO SOON SHOW AM TO YOU''[/size]

smh. I didn't and wouldn't vote Lil Kesh for anything in this world. His lyrics are too vulgar. Call a spade a spade my friend! Rubish is rubish. Next rated should be given to rubish?

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Go and sleep jare ![/color]

it's true. LIL KESH sings meaningless songs that i'll never allow my kids to hear. If he wants to sing for adults....he should just tell us so we go dey hear his songs like say na blue film we dey watch.

Stallion84:
Am not in support of any particular artiste as the next rated. But I won't be of lil kesh. Have u listened to d lyrics of d supposed next rated? It's so raw he couldn't even say it on stage, couldn't get an endorsement with it and never attend corporate functions. Alaapomeji is made of the street and not with d raw lyrics. Not the kesh please. My opinion

God bless. That lil kesh is so idiotic raw. I didn't want him to win actually. He has done more harm than good to the teenagers with his music. You need to come to the so called street he claims he reps, the young boys n girls neve think of anyother thing other than sex. Thanks to his lewd lyrics.

I just disliked Ollamide instantly. What do they sing? Lil kesh, as little as he calls himself sings nothing other than ladies' and his sexual escapades. I ain't hating on the guy's hustle but when songs are being made ...consideration should be made about the listeners. Come my area and see how his songs has corrupt young boys and girls. What the hell is "mo fa poron jade"?

Toks2008:
A perfect spouse is that person you can accommodate the flaws and celebrate his/her good sides and not the one that conforms to your imaginary prototype

Imaginary prototype? you mean to tell me you have not seen men like u mentioned above? oh my gawd! What have they done to you?

Toks2008 . I don't get the point of your post. We all know no one is perfect. We all know that. With this your thread, i'll like to know your own definition of perfect o. You should add these options:
Mr E {
religious
faithful
responsible
always ready to say sorry for being wrong (imperfectness)
}

Mr F {
not religious
faithful
carefree
gentle
}

Mr G {
disciplinarian
easily angered
loves wife to a fault
}

do you want to tell me you haven't seen men like what i listed above? Guys, we know humans are not perfect but we know what is right to do. Doing right is close to being perfect. Share qualities of men you know you like or qualities of men you have seen. My father for example is not perfect but my mother never regretted marrying him. Dedicated to his family, never cheated on my mother(he tells her about every advances made), they fight and they settle after a short while.

No perfect women or men out there the closer we can get is taking responsibilies for our actions at least we know what is bad and good.

danidee10:
Gerrara hia mehn

See them ! See them! Shior! :-|. AMEBO GUYS!

Trust my people. Una go talk. Even people wey e no concern. If it doesn't concern you, just hush! You just can't be taking Injection for another person tetanus. Wetin dey pain me na say na Guys dey comment untop this matter pass. As in...? Guys don get enough time to dey gossip? Wetin happen to hussle? Married men won't be here to talk and if he is, then his wife should be worried.

Haba!

biafranqueen:
I feel you! one love, peace and blessing to you and yours!

Thanks. Peace and blessings to you and your well wishers too. If you see me walk by just holla at me and i'll order Mama Nkechi to sama you one Isi Ewu and one bottle of wine to down the thing. :-D

biafranqueen:
From my start here in 2013 I became a member to encourage my people to build ....

Nice! I do support true federalism too (who wouldn't? ). The way we are taking it is not just the right way. Before one ask for a change he should ask himself if he's willing to change or what he has done to change.
I'm trying not to say much here so as not to derail the thread. Just keep on saying the truth whenever you can. Truth hurts but it's always the truth. One love ma sister.

ennysuccess:
Rip Doc


Endtime Death

damn it! What the f are u?

VampireeM:
End Time Death.

The f is wrong with you people and this end time shii? Grow up! Ha!