₦airaland Forum

SmartPolician:
Dem still get suya worth of #200?

In my area, the cheapest suya is #500.

It will be about 3 - 4 pieces of meat.

Nigeria is messed up right now!

Nairalanders do. Keep an eye out.

Okay. Good.

For somebody to believe such, it means he is the mentally ill one. Lock that lunatic up in a prison for the criminally insane.

Them dey give award?

Travel to Ghana. Procure the seeds. Return home. Grow them. Profit.

Sometimes, I wonder why people choose to challenge society's fallacies on the pages of this forum. Too many users here are close-minded. The painful part is the average member is meant to be in his mid teens to early twenties; ages young enough to critically oppose ways which led to misery in past generations. Instead they wholeheartedly accept them because following the crowd is easier than thinking ways out.

If the wife is not pregnant after six months, the parents are worried if something is wrong with the woman or the man and the couple start getting strange stares from the pastor and members of the church.

What was the point of asking when you provided the accurate response?

My mother for the past three years constantly repeats a situation which pained her sixty years into the future.

She was one year deep in marriage with a few miscarriages. Family members knew so nobody questioned her plight. My father had an elder friend who came for a visit. Ignorant of the situation, he castigated every move she made to please him as a guest, claiming abortions and wayward lifestyles were the norm for young females of their time. My father paid no mind to him based on elders assumed to be right. The man had a confidante his age who pleaded to my mother that the man's ways were of old times. The idiot kept interrupting to have the final say, that women with faulty reproductive systems were not welcome in any man's home.

Six years later, my mother birthed three children with an addition on the way. She came across the man at a function. He was full of praise for her, that finally, she performed her duty as a wife with flying colours. He apologised for his earlier behaviour and claimed it was meant to serve as motivation to prove naysayers wrong. He said people around were afraid to mention it, but the sentiment was evident in their actions. My mother halfheartedly accepted his apology and kept it moving.

The man is long dead today. His words ring strongly in my mother's brain as clear as yesterday. She birthed six children who are adults now with their own families. Still, his actions that day — a whole sixty years ago — nearly bring her to tears.

Never give in to the words of ignorant people. They will live their lives and abandon you to the consequences. If good, all to your benefit. If bad, all to your detriment.

See Bill looking as pregnant as any African businessman. Last last, it's not all white people who believe in physical fitness.

The man came to rub shoulders with the current administration. He has business ideas for the country. Any president who enters power needs an update on how things are going and the next steps in plan. Right now, securing a legacy is the major thing in his mind; a situation Nairalanders will never understand even if physically beaten with it on their heads. The administration which left likely had theirs behind closed doors. Nigerian politicians love behind-closed-doors activities.

Believe this at your peril.

The actress said she went for sperm donor to get peace of mind and to avoid the fight that fathers and mother normal have when they quarrel with each other's at home.

It doesn't make any difference. She'll still have an idiot boy she'll convince to play father for the child. Parenthood is not easy.

Thank God. I'm tired of reading Nairalanders report "I decided to buy 200 Naira suya." Brokies everywhere.

E be like sexual harassment never enter Naija workplaces.

Music is not your calling. Find something else. Security man work easy to obtain. Face there.

Unserious entity. At 38, she should have a marriage which she'd focus squarely on. Why bring up such story? Nobody asked her.

The thing pain the native fowls wey full this forum. LWKMD.

As woman don finish for market. Yes.

His heart said “peace, y’all. I’m out.”

You will not die from high blood pressure. You can die from prolonged high blood pressure. The fact you check it routinely means you're on the right track to avoiding such.

There are people stronger than average. He recognised his talent and utilised it.

Okay. Looks good.

Not my concern.

Resistance to change is nothing new. Technology always wins. AI will not take many jobs. It will make mundane tasks redundant. Humans will evolve new forms of jobs to work alongside machines. The watermelons and strawberries I ate in the white man’s land were plucked and processed by human hands. AI was meant to replace those folks first. Still, nothing.

Amazing advice. There are too many unemployed people here wasting their lives, typing rubbish. Ordinary agbepo work better pass trolling this cesspool.

brightDdon:
May your daughters and granddaughters live her kind of live and may the lifestyle be their only source of income

Amen.

Nigerians. Always praying. Mscheew. We don pray tire for the country. God blessed us with Tinubu for a president.

O ti okay.