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tollyboy5:
Trust me, you have no meaningful thing to say. So remain quiet.

ROFL.

THEGALADIMA:
It's very obvious you have an inferiority complex.

One of them.

Good Lord. Sango Ota really is a backward place. SMH. Somebody is making her daily bread while unexposed children here type rubbish. No wonder quality long vacated this forum. It went to shit once ghetto offsprings started using smartphones.

Abeg, no be everybody go use wetin dey their certificate make money. Who am I trying to educate? Many of you don’t know what JAMB exams are.

What was the main gist of the video? I no get time to watch everything especially in 240p. OP hasn’t heard that cameras since 2012 can capture moving images in High Definition.

The woman has body control. She really is a dancer. She is broke. She should have other dancers to keep the crowd engaged while roving about. Of all places to throw the event, a school basketball court. Really? Yet these Nigerians in diaspora will claim they’re on the same level as Dangote. I laugh in Tinubu is the current president.

Long story = lie.

17th abi 7th? Were you married at 11 years old?

Kobojunkie:
Yes it is as what you are trying to get me to believe is that if magazines are emptied somebody must die. I happen to live in Chicago where it isn't strange to here that a person survived being shot full of bullets or several knife stabs, while a bullet or one stab is enough to take out another.

No wonder you stay indoors all day trolling Nairaland. Never forget;

“Life is Short. Make Sure You Spend As Much Time As Possible on the Internet Arguing with Strangers.”

Nothing like religion where business is involved. Not surprising. India — the same country which worships cows — is the largest exporter of cattle in the world. They know what will happen to the cows, however man must chop. Money doesn’t fall from heaven.

Eeghe and co gave Efe the victory because of his “based on logistics” and “Warri” chants, were ready to give Omashola the prize from repeating the same if Mercy didn’t create “queen of highlights.” Whitemoney came with “who dey breet?!” and Eeghe happily handed him the grand prize because they shared kinship. Phyna observed this and crafted “who dey?!” She won Level Up.

I don wash hand comot the show. Nothing concern me again. You people should enjoy. You too, DOptical.

If Endemol decides to throw a celebrity BBNaija special, Odumodublvck will surely win the edition from employing the chant "Ekelebe stunner!" What a formulaic way to guarantee success.

Eight hours.

I don’t play with any of my wellness statistics. I calculate whenever I’ll wake up from the time I fall asleep. If I don’t complete it, I stay idle on the bed until the time elapses. The only times I sacrifice sleep are during work periods where idiot co-workers stop somebody from snoozing properly. Left to my devices, I force myself to add extra hours to my natural sleep schedule.

The major cause of road accidents worldwide is nodding off on the wheel. I do not want to become an example.

I don’t think so. Test your hormone levels in a hospital. Mindset changes can affect it. Other than that, it can’t be any worse than at twenty-nine.

EyeCumInPiece:
Because there is no law against infidelity. You must break a law to commit a crime.

However, one can seek divorce on grounds of infidelity.

You can go against a contract. That is a crime. Doing so is punishable by law.

Most marriage contracts are signed in court. Why isn’t infidelity a crime?

She did the 120 hours. She can do an extra 30. Good luck to her. I hope she prepares her body for the strain.

DOptical:
Your toxic duckling should thank the production for her win since she was their pet project. She should also thank Yemi because he was the catalyst who ensured her win since Yemi was the perfect suave man for the production to build the storyline for her hypocritical ugly toxic entitled ass.

In fact, If Yemi cregx wasn't on the show, I wouldn't even have watched the edition to begin with. He was the major spice. Not to mention the nonsensical boring production turning the whole show into shipping island show in the end. The nerves!

Yemi cregx is still one enigmatic character I tried to understand on the show.. I loved the fact that he was different and an outliner when it looked like everyone was gunning for the usual boring shipping trope. I mean he had several interests but was still adamant about not wanting a ship which he informed everyone by the way and was even trying to matchmake the several girls interested in him..

Apart from the fact that Yemi cregx didn't want any ship nor stress thus the reason why he obviously didn't ask out anyone to begin with and also informed all the ladies interested in him on the show that he didn't want to be boxed up (until the production & Kobosi constant blackmail forced him into a ship anyway), however, he wanted drama nonetheless 😅

The fact that he wanted drama. I loved that 🤣 I first clocked it when he asked Toddler to go sleep in Kobosi's bed while shipping toddler with Nelisa in the earlier week but I guessed that probably made Toddler to believe that Yemi was having intimacy with Nelisa and was the reason why Yemi asked him to go sleep in Kobosi's bed and that led Toddler to go confirm his nonsense theory with the attention seeking Kobosi whose insecurities wasn't helping matters with her constant toxic diatribe, thus toddler started believing his lies and wanted to spite Yemi in return because he thought Yemi hated him..

That aside, another time I clocked was Yemi's funny reply when the housemates informed him that Blue was playing a game with him, even though she wasn't. Yemi's answer was quite surprising which I didn't expect. His reply was he would help her play her game 🤣 I ​was surprised by his answer because he was expected to feel a typa way and even probably distant himself but no, he said he would even help her with her game 🤣 That was an unexpected answer from him 🤣 (mehn, he did help Blue with her game because it was Yemi who gave her the buzz on the show)..

Anyway, I eventually understood Yemi better after some days or a week later when he added that the whole drama he always had especially at night was to ensure the show wasn't boring but fun for everyone, even at night.. He just wanted drama and fun. He was even trying to matchmake Blue with Marvin at some point🤣 He was so unpredictable 🤣

A carefree fun soul who just wanted to create fun despite an entitled hypocritical duckling wanting to box him into a ship, even though Yemi didn't ask out her ugly ass in the first place. Being soft hearted though, he accepted the manhunting ugly duckling, considering she kept forcing herself on him and wouldn't leave his bed alone anyway, however he simply asked her not to condition him. He was even asking toddler to go sleep in Kobosi's bed while also asking Kobosi to continue to carry on with toddler but should stop giving him any stupid ultimatum which even got Kobosi begging him not to leave her. Man just wanted to be free from everyone and have his fun 🤣 Another unpredictable move. I guess that was when the production started getting bewildered, thus had to wade into the equation for their toxic duckling because they didn't know what Yemi would do next and man, Yemi was quite entertaining with his unpredictability and even gave us "usher" artistry content and all..

The production more or less forced and blackmailed Yemi into a nonsensical ship with the entitled victim card playing hypocritical toxic duckling since the production thought we came to watch nonsensical boring ships on the show and even gave Yemi such impression. Meanwhile, Yemi was still always in his bed like he always did at light out but had to let go of his carefree ways and flirting with Blue since it looked like it was what the production was projecting to him of the viewers. Of course we ended knowing why Yemi bdidn't want the stress of a ship with any lady on the show and tbh, he should have had a right to it on the show because it's not by force, let alone a toxic lady.

Anyway, the show became boring and predictable as soon as Yemi entered into ship and he was even trying to help Nelisa with ship since he thought that was what the viewers wanted, thanks to the production.. . Well, I stopped watching regularly like I did at the beginning after that. And when Yemi eventually left, the whole show packed!!! The show even started advertising their shipping nonsense and some were even asking why people stopped watching their shipping show. The nerves!

That said, Yemi cregx was still the enigma in all the editions I have seen for me! Full of vibes, entertaining, soft/kind and unmalicious. I couldn't have stanned harder! I have never seen such a character on the show. I have never seen such a male beauty with such sex appeal, charisma and dazzling smiles on the show too.

Seriously, how much is Esther’s start price?

topatee:
If it is Asari that will enter the creek why are you spending trillions of naira on the Security , Nigerians dont like the truth
Go to Rumuekpe, Bayelsa Rivers, Bonny Riverine and see the activities of this crooks you will cry for Nigeria
We need a total overhaul of the Security Agencies, NNPC, presently now all we have are just partakers in the looting

Nigeria for you. He is complaining because his cut is shortening. Last last, na who them catch be thief.

Lock that chomo in prison.

...and? So, because he sponsored them means they shouldn't enjoy their twenties? Leave those boys, abeg.

He should enter the creeks and do the needed.

Anybody who smokes in this day and age should accept whatever comes to them. Funny how most smokers go through nearly a century without deleterious effects. Those susceptible to cancer are unlucky.

ROFL.

With a name like that, it shouldn't surprise someone.

Infidelity. As usual, a man of goat fell to lust.

L O C K A L L T H O S E C R I M I N A L S U P F O R L I F E !!!

People do not have respect for the dead anymore. This is part of the reasons why I opt for composting or cremation of my carcass.

airsaylongcome:
What are the alternatives though? For tech, I’ve got more than enough places to lean on. But for Naija specific news and all, it’s mostly NL front page for me

An unfortunate situation we all suffer.

airsaylongcome:
I’d be interested in your take, even if you have to “encrypt” it using obscure language.

Creating this topic wasn’t really about whether anyone cared about Programming or programmers. It is more about having more focused tech communities where Nigeria based Nigerians (and anyone really) can contribute to growing those niches. Currently, any one posting about tech (IT and others) only have “Programming” sub forum to do so. So it can get chaotic trying to comb through the forum looking for niche tech information. Most people that want to foray into texh end up thinking that they would have to be programmers when there are roles in tech support, system admin, networking, and devops

Thanks for the encouragement but no need. If the people at the helm of affairs here do not care for useful contributions, the forum will remain stagnant till further notice. I suggest you search elsewhere for more up to date resources to aid your quest for knowledge.

Nairaland should balance these deaths with good news from time to time. Good things also happen in Nollywood. Haba, don’t give people here depression in order to make money.

BrutusOj:
Our GSM service providers too contributed to its fall too. There was blackberry packages before one can access internet. Their battery was also another major issues. Blackberry made us discover power banks.

So, all the better that we abandoned the phones.

HussenAdul:
Do u mean that Nigeria is more advanced in technology than those countries u mentioned?

Nigeria isn’t. The poor in those countries are more willing to use old technological products compared to ours who’d choose cheaper, less robust, modern alternatives.