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Exactly my opinion on this report.

kyber:
Well for a while now I noticed my babe doesn’t give me that wake up good morning kiss just like they do in movies.
This got me wondering why and I asked her but she says she doesn’t like it or feel like it .

I’m just trying to be romantic and improve her romance and sexual life.

Has any one here experienced such before?
Please tell me how it feels

Is it that she doesn’t love me enough or what?

Lol
One is a serious moniker and always at politics section.
Another one is tribalism(sic) moniker at crime section.
3 are females.
2 are neutral
Plus anoda 3, made for e-war,
Plus this one...
Thats 10
Some are on ban sha.

Thread carefully.

If I was a moderator here, many obvious fake reports would never exist.

I love South African politicians. No time. They flaunt stolen public wealth to the masses. Check now, this man is surely married with children in high school.

Okay. I like their way; once situation no sweet them, divorce.

Another useless sex-themed thread.

Why am I still here? Honestly, I should find another discussion board. This one died long ago. Na only trolls full here.

It’s true. One mad man I see frequently is surely not a simp. After smoking his thing, he runs around with an erect penis, harassing women. He impregnated all the mad women in four streets close to my area.

Nairalanders can’t help but feed trolls. Lol.

She go collect come back.

OLAADEGBU:
How is it fake news?

See me, see JAMB question.

Nairaland don useless, o! Seun! So, we now see advertisements before threads load? This place don finally turn mushroom website.

Of course, the country can make millions. Human faeces can be converted to high grade fertilizer or fuel and cockroaches crushed into livestock or human feed.

“Till death do us part.” “For better and for worse.” Comma don dey? Una go enter marriage no think of the worst situations possible. I say you should follow him. Only you can’t play single parent unless you run back to the shelter of your parents’ household.

Rickyzagy:
Thanks for your feedback.

Do you have vacancy in your house

Na vacancy for agbepo dey here.

while he did not appear in the main movie, he did participate in a mockumentary called ‘Distraction; The Extraction of Don,’ which was inspired by Extraction 2.

He is a monkey. He should be sorry for himself.

It’s funny how women will line up to be baby carriers for successful men. The average struggling man still can’t get a reply to his “hello” message.

You’re a senior man. Your boss knows you can survive. Keep doing what you’re doing.

Featurearticle:
Everything you've typed here makes no sense

I wish you good luck in your search for attention. ROLFMAO.

Kobojunkie:
But here you are redefining the beauty standard for all Nigerian women, and insisting that women who do not do as you suggest are wrong.

“Life is Short. Make Sure You Spend As Much Time As Possible on the Internet Arguing with Strangers.”

Why is this still a thing in the country? Was this how they became one of the major Nigerian ethnic groups? In the east, this is the problem. In the west, skull mining. In the north, rogue imams using bastard almajiri children as enforcers. That was before banditry became the modern problem. Nowhere in the country is safe as south-south states engage heavily in kidnapping.

If God is real, he is our rock.

I’m typing rubbish in the TV section, I’m seeing advertisements for Jo-Jo dog food. Since when dog food and movies relate? Dead forum. The same when I type diary entries. Lol. At this point na to get advertisers for beverages sure pass.

Where were you when my grandmother was alive? At 99, you two would’ve made a perfect match.

Oh, a throwaway account. Bingo.

The dropdown advertisement on the front page is the final straw which may secure my vacation from this forum. I’ve not finished mistakenly clicking the large one about sponsored adverts, this one makes me do the same every time I visit the first page. Mba! I cannot take it. Seun don broke.

Tokotaya:
Surreal. One moment, the guy was full of life, calling out to the DJ. The next moment, he just fell backwards and was gone.

Na that kind death sweet pass. Painless and occurring during something you enjoy.

incandescentena:
Just like the South Africa Rapper Costa Titch who died in similar circumstances about three months back.

We are all victims of our own devise


RIP rapper!

That one died from a drug overdose. This one died from unhealthy eating habits. Drugs might have been part of his lifestyle, but that death was sure cardiac arrest.

When this made front page, it became obvious Nairaland had gone to the dogs. Pointless report.

It's called a divorce. She owes him nothing but the welfare of the children.

Women control who they get pregnant for. As a struggling man, try as you may, most women will abort your seed. Those same women will get pregnant from Dangote's handshake.

Sarkodie didn't impregnate the woman. She carried his seed. The guy likely told her multiple times to abort it and she didn't pay attention. It was when she assessed a bleak future, she gave herself sense.

What is wrong with my phone's autocorrect?! It replaces accurate words while ignoring typos.